During lunchtime.
Little Fatty served Xiao Hanyue a lot of food.
"Thank you, Auntie Fatty!"
Xiao Hanyue said sweetly.
"Hehehe, Little Hanyue, eat up! Don't be shy at my house, my master is very rich. Besides, Yicheng and I hunted down all the meat in the entire Great Wilderness."
"Squeak, squeak, and me too! We took it down together."
"Yes, yes, we, the Five Scoundrels of Turtle Mountain, took it down together."
"Wow! Auntie Fatty, Uncle Black Rabbit, you're amazing!"
Xiao Hanyue smiled and clapped her hands enthusiastically.
"Hehehe, Little Hanyue, we still have lots of spirit fruits to eat. After we finish eating, I'll take you to the back mountain to pick some~"
"Auntie Fatty, you're so generous!"
"That's right, I, the King of Koi, am very generous!" Little Fatty proudly tilted his head back. "I also have grapes in my spirit garden, as big as this! And they're so sweet." Little Fatty gestured with his little fist.
"Really! Your grapes are this big? I've never seen grapes this big before."
"Then let's eat together while we're sunbathing after dinner."
"Okay, Auntie Fatty, you're so kind!"
"Squeak—Little Hanyue, do you like gnawing on radishes? The radishes in our spirit garden are taller than me! We can gnaw on one radish for ages!"
Wow! Are there radishes this big?!
"Haha, yes, I'll take you to pull some after dinner. Do you know how to pull radishes? I'll teach you!"
"Okay."
Xiao Hanyue's main focus on the mountaintop is to maximize emotional value.
On the other hand, Xiao Tianxia was still swinging on the old mulberry tree in the courtyard, his face and buttocks covered in panda paw prints, and his nose was bleeding profusely with no one helping to stop it.
Xiao Hanyue originally wanted to step forward to help, but was met with a cold look from Xiao Tianxia, and hesitated to go forward.
"Da Bao, be more careful next time you hit Xiao Tianxia. He's a nobody. It's okay to hurt him, but don't hurt him too badly," Qin Shou instructed, then personally ladled a bowl of spiritual soup for Xiao Hanyue.
These spiritual soups he's been making lately were specially prepared for Xiao Hanyue based on her individual condition; they can help her stabilize her cultivation and enhance her magical power.
The young girl has a good foundation, and her aptitude and talent are also excellent. If it weren't for the fact that we are in the last era and the laws of the Great Dao are incomplete, her achievements might be even greater.
However, now that we've arrived at this mountain, with Qin Beast's meticulous guidance and countless rare and precious materials to temper our bodies, and with chaotic and immortal energy cleansing our bodies, we might very well become a chosen one who dominates an era in the future.
Most importantly, she is good-looking and obedient, which adds a lot of life to Turtle Mountain. She can also play with Little Fatty Black Rabbit, saving her from the two little idiots who are always making a fuss in her ear. She is a stark contrast to the one hanging outside the door.
"Hmph hmph." The baby felt wronged. He hadn't used any force; it was just that he was weak and couldn't take a beating.
Da Bao dropped his bowl and chopsticks, wiggling his big bottom with a very aggrieved expression.
You haven't even used your full strength yet... Qin Shou rolled his eyes inwardly. Xiao Tianxia's tribulation-crossing physique had been knocked unconscious dozens of times by its little paw prints. If it hadn't secretly protected him, Xiao Tianxia might already be half-dead by now.
"Okay, okay, Da Bao, you didn't use too much force. Here, I'll give you a bag of cookies. Next time, use less force, okay?" Qin Shou coaxed.
"Hmph!" Okay!
"!!!" Little Fatty and Black Rabbit's eyes lit up immediately when they saw it.
"Master! Master! Give me a bag of cookies too, or I'll beat him up!"
"Squeak! If he doesn't give me a cookie, I'll spank him hard!"
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit called out to each other.
The two looked at each other, feeling confident that they had a sure thing this time, all that was missing was their master's kiss.
However, Qin Shou merely glared at the two of them, completely ignoring them. This infuriated Little Fatty and Black Rabbit, who stopped eating, threw down their chopsticks, and rushed out to unleash a barrage of punches on Xiao Tianxia, who was hanging from a tree in the courtyard. They yelled, "Master, are you going to give us cookies or not? Otherwise, I'll beat Xiao Tianxia to death! Aaaaaah~~~, we're really going to beat Xiao Tianxia to death~~~"
"..............???"
This was Xiao Tianxia's first time visiting this mountain, and he felt that he couldn't quite understand anything about it.
Furthermore... he felt that all the pent-up frustrations of his life had been endured on this one day.
"Aaaaaah~~, Master, are you going to give me the cookies or not!!!!"
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit were waving their little fists and punching Xiao Tianxia while shaking their little heads wildly, looking like they would go crazy if they weren't given cookies.
"!!!" Xiao Hanyue, standing to the side, looked at her second brother, who utterly disliked her father's 'illegitimate daughter,' and his miserable state. She couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy for him, yet at the same time, she felt an irresistible urge to laugh. She even had an impulse to wave her little fists and shout "Go, Little Fatty Black Rabbit!" But when she thought of her 'second brother's' coldness and power, she held back.
Qin Shou also looked at the two little fools. If Xiao Tianxia wasn't more despicable compared to the people on the mountain, then Little Fatty and Black Rabbit would be the ones hanging up right now.
"Ouch~, Fatty, Black Rabbit, stop hitting each other! Come here, I'll give you a bag of cookies."
Qin Shou waved.
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit immediately came running over, heads held high and faces full of smugness, saying, "Hmph, Master, you should have given it to us sooner, otherwise Black Rabbit and I wouldn't have had to blackmail you."
“To…threaten…” Xiao Hanyue’s eyebrows twitched… This little chubby aunt is really adorably silly.
"Yes, yes, here, one bag of cookies for each person."
After Qin Shou distributed the cookies, he let Little Fatty and Black Rabbit continue eating, while he went to the courtyard to comfort Xiao Tianxia.
"Look at the world, your master is still the best to you!"
"To stop those little idiots on the mountain from beating you up every day, your master spent several bags of cookies to bribe them."
"well…… "
As he spoke, Qin Shou put his hands behind his back and sighed.
"Honestly, Little World, your master is incredibly envious of you."
"Envious of me... cough cough... what?"
Xiao Tianxia struggled to lift the pig's head, his eyes swollen shut, and looked at Qin Shou through the slit of sunlight.
"Of course I envy you having such a handsome and easy-going grandmaster like me."
As Qin Shou spoke, he took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood from his nose.
"Come here, be good, don't move, let your grandmaster wipe your nosebleed."
Snap!
"Your master told you not to move, but you're so stubborn!"
Xiao Tianxia: …………The dog just moved.
"Aren't you touched?"
"Heh heh... I dare not move."
Smack! Smack!
"This is outrageous! Your master, a dignified and handsome immortal, didn't mind your dirtiness and personally wiped away your bloodstains, and you weren't even moved! Is your heart made of stone?!" Qin Shou's eyes were red and filled with grief.
"???" Xiao Tianxia was dumbfounded... He really... would rather lose a hundred years of cultivation than stay on this mountain for even a moment longer.
"Sigh... It seems that no matter how much your master cares for you, you won't be moved." Qin Shou sighed sadly and slowly raised his big hand.
He still believes in the saying that children should be disciplined, and if they still don't listen after being disciplined, then they haven't been disciplined enough.
Upon seeing this, Xiao Tianxia immediately struggled and shouted:
"I'm touched. Master, I really am touched."
"I see, that's good. No wonder we, master and grandson, have such a deep bond."
Qin Shou raised his sleeve and wiped away the dried tears from the corners of his eyes.
"Little Tianxia, just stay here happily with your master. When the time is right, your master will send you back."
"No, no, Master, I want to go home. But the world is in chaos today, strange things are corrupting humanity, my father is gone, and I am his son. I should shoulder this great responsibility, I..."
"Alright, alright, stop talking. Your master will miss you."
“But I’m willing to…” Xiao Tianxia swallowed the words that were on the tip of his tongue.
All because his master pulled out a small leather whip...
"Actually, my grandson thinks this hill is quite nice too."
"Your words make your master very pleased."
Qin Shou patted Xiao Tianxia on the shoulder with satisfaction, then left with his hands behind his back.
After finishing their lunch, Black Rabbit and Little Fatty, as usual, went to lie under the eaves and patted their bellies while sunbathing.
Little Fatty had even washed a basket of grapes beforehand and was leisurely sipping the grape juice.
"Auntie Little Fatty, Uncle Black Rabbit, what are you doing?"
Xiao Hanyue finished washing the dishes and came out of the kitchen.
"We're sunbathing! Little Hanyue, come and sunbathe with us!"
The chubby boy tilted his head and invited.
She adored Xiao Hanyue. Before Xiao Hanyue arrived, she and Black Rabbit washed the dishes and chopsticks, but since Xiao Hanyue came, they no longer had to wash the dishes and chopsticks.
Why do we need to sunbathe?
Xiao Hanyue walked closer, lifted her skirt, and squatted down.
"Because it will get moldy if it's not exposed to sunlight."
The chubby boy answered without even thinking.
"get mouldy…… "
Xiao Hanyue's lips twitched. She discovered that there were many strange theories on this mountain... For example, it was only natural for elders to beat juniors. This was vividly demonstrated by these two demons. Xiao Hanyue could clearly sense that these two demons truly believed this. It was as if a deeply ingrained concept was planted in their hearts, rather than a subjective desire to bully Xiao Tianxia.
"Little Fatty Auntie, even if you're moldy, you're still adorable mold."
"Really! "
Xiao Hanyue's words instantly brightened Xiao Pang's eyes. He immediately patted his chest and declared that if he had any problems in the future, he should come to her, the Koi Queen. She had a wide network of connections, many followers in the mountains, and many good friends down in the mountains, including latrine cleaners and pig butchers. She had traveled all over the country with Yi Cheng and had made countless friends.
Of course, most of it was just their own assumption. Little did they know that some people treated her like a doll, praising her because she was cute, and the little chubby girl thought that person was a good person and a friend. Others saw that the group looked strange and fierce, and nervously tried to communicate with them, so she also thought that person was a friend...
What she didn't know was that almost all of her so-called 'friends' were already dead, while she was still shouting every day on the mountain, "When we go down the mountain, we can go to that place... my friends are there, and they said they'll treat us to a meal next time we visit their homes..."
In the hearts of Xiaopang, Yicheng, and the others, almost everyone who would treat them to a meal was a good friend.
"OK. "
Xiao Hanyue's eyes curved into crescents. If only she had known earlier that she had such a cute little chubby aunt, she wouldn't have been afraid of her cold and aloof "second brother" before. If only she had known earlier that she had such a good and powerful grandmaster, she wouldn't have had to worry about that demon queen harming her mother.
She thought that with her father gone, there would be no one to protect her.
Now she thinks this hill is really nice.
Her father had told her about the place where he lived when he was a child, describing it as a paradise on earth. Whenever her father talked about how he used to follow his aunt around when he was a child and almost got killed countless times, he would laugh. He said that whenever this happened, his senior brother and master would chase after his aunt with slippers and hit her, while his aunt would run all over the mountain...
"Is Father doing well in the Upper Realm...?"
While Xiao Hanyue was lost in thought, Little Fatty and Black Rabbit had finished sunbathing. The two happily ran to the opposite hilltop, erected a cross, tied Xiao Tianxia to it, and then huffed and puffed as they carried many large rocks and piled them on the hilltop.
"Han Yue, Han Yue, come quick! Let's play Angry Birds together!"
Xiao Tianxia: ...........I feel like I'm being treated less and less like a human being!
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