"I swear..."
Luo Bingshu's face darkened.
He then made a vow to Heaven.
After making the vow, he challenged Xiao Xuan to a duel again:
"Alright, the oath to Heaven has been made, may we begin?"
"No rush, I haven't eaten yet."
Xiao Xuan touched his stomach.
"You son of a bitch..."
Luo Bingshu was about to explode.
I think this person in front of me is really troublesome.
"You, a cultivator at the Nascent Soul stage, still need to eat!"
Luo Bingshu said irritably.
"Hey, what are you saying? People need food to survive; my little senior sister gets hungry if she misses a meal." Xiao Xuan glanced at him and said, "Besides, it's just a short meal, what's the rush?"
"Okay, I'll wait for you."
Luo Bingshu's expression turned somber, and he fell silent.
Stand aside, close your eyes, and rest to conserve your energy.
"Heh, I'd like to see a battle between these young prodigies."
At this moment, Song Ningsheng, who was standing to the side, looked at the two people who were locked in a fierce confrontation and smiled leisurely.
Looking back, he too came from such an era.
A young prodigy, clad in snow-white robes, exuding confidence and charisma, his presence bringing flowers and drawing crowds wherever he went...
"Okay, okay, let's eat quickly, and then we'll watch a play together."
Qin Shou clapped his hands and cheered.
He was bored and wanted to find some entertainment.
Ideally, my own dog disciple would be brutally beaten, his arrogance would be dampened, and he would be more restrained and live a more cautious life, causing me less trouble in the future.
"Master, I think Siwu will definitely win!"
Da Mei stood to the side, serving tea and water, and even raised her little fist to cheer for Xiao Xuan.
"That's right."
Xiao Xuan raised an eyebrow and immediately said loudly, "Thank you, Sister Da Mei!"
Thank you everyone!
Luo Bingshu, who was resting to the side, raised his eyelids, glanced at Xiao Xuan with a slight smirk, and looked at the guy as if he had already won.
"Waaaaah~, sister, sister, come save me! A giant crab has pinched my tummy!"
Just then, a series of ghostly wails and howls suddenly rang out.
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw a large golden pincer raised high, clamping Xiao Pang's little belly.
The little fat boy struggled inside, crying loudly in fear.
"Little sister, little sister, what's wrong with you?"
Upon seeing this, Da Mei immediately ran over anxiously and called out.
"Waaah~, sister, I just ran into this crab leg to play, and it...it pinched my tummy, waaaah..."
"Little sister, little sister, are you in pain?"
"It doesn't hurt, boohoo~~"
"Huh? Huh! If it doesn't hurt, why are you yelling!"
"Waaah~, sister, it's pinching me! Its pincers are so big! I'm so scared! Please help me get down!"
Little Fatty's tears streamed down his face.
"??????"
Qin Shou looked at the silly fish and didn't want to say anything.
Although she was a fish, she was still a Nascent Soul Realm fish with a strong physical body, so how could she be injured by those pincers?
A powerful demon at the Nascent Soul stage could easily break free with a gentle tremor, but instead, her first reaction in the face of danger was to call for her sister to save her.
Buzz!
Before Da Mei could make a wish, Wen Qing waved her sleeve, and a surge of power erupted. The golden pincers fell off, and Xiao Pang fell to the ground. Da Mei caught him and held him in her arms, comforting him.
"Waaah~, sister, that big crab...it pinched me!"
The chubby boy howled in grievance.
"Alright, little sister, have you forgotten you're the Queen of Koi? We're not afraid of it at all. Look, it's been pinching you for ages, and you don't even feel a thing."
"Yes...yes."
The little chubby boy tilted his head back, tears welling in the corners of his eyes.
Then, she pursed her lips and exclaimed loudly, "Sister, wait a minute! I'll let it pinch me again. This time, I'll show it the terror of the Koi King myself, hmph!"
As Little Fatty spoke, he excitedly burrowed into the big crab's claws, poking it with his little hands.
"Hey big crab, go ahead and pinch me again, and see how I, the King of Koi, break free! Hmph!"
“............”
Qin Shou looked at this scene and felt a tightness in his chest.
She's cute, that's one thing, but she's really stupid.
"Little sister, come out quickly."
Da Mei pulled Xiao Pang out of the pliers.
Little Fatty kept sticking his bottom out and trying to shrink back in, saying, "Sister, wait a minute, it's about to pinch me!"
"Little sister, if you keep being this stupid, I'm not talking to you anymore."
Da Mei scolded, hands on her hips.
The chubby boy tilted his head back, looking completely innocent. "Sister, you said I'm stupid? Waaah~, sister, you said I'm stupid!"
"Why..... "
Da Mei sighed deeply, then hugged Xiao Pang's head and continued to comfort him, "Sister didn't say you were stupid. Sister said we'll cook it for lunch."
"Okay, let's cook it."
The chubby boy clenched his little fists and said angrily.
"Goose, goose, goose, look, little chubby, the goose got caught in its own trap, but it didn't even cry, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose..."
Yi Cheng, with her arms crossed over her chest and her large belly sticking out, was trapped in mid-air by a king crab.
Its chubby head was tilted back, its little mouth was pursed wide, and it looked very proud.
quack!
The king crab stared at the arrogant little chubby girl and kept tightening its claws.
Snap!
In the end, his own pliers actually flew off.
At that moment, Yi Cheng became even more smug. She landed steadily on the ground with her little belly sticking out, and walked to the middle of the courtyard amidst the envious gazes of everyone. She raised a large black pot, grabbed a crab leg that was dozens of meters long, and threw it into the pot.
"Little lion, little dog, come quick and help! Carry that big crab into the pot!"
"Yi Cheng called out."
"Squeak, I'll do it. Let Grandpa Rabbit do it all by himself."
Black Rabbit immediately took off half of his clothes, revealing his strong little arms. With a "Hey!" he lifted up the king crab, which was as big as a small hill, and then threw it into the pot with a "Heave-ho!"
"Cook it! Cook it!"
Seeing this, Little Fatty jumped up and down, his face red and neck bulging, shouting.
"Hmph, serves you right for pinching my belly."
*Smack! Smack!*
The little ones squatted by the pot and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva.
In just a few breaths, an incredibly delicious aroma wafted out.
"Slurp~"
Little Fatty leaned over the pot, inhaling the aroma, his big eyes instantly sparkling.
"Yi Cheng, how are we going to divide this crab?"
Little Fatty asked a question from the side.
There were so many people on the mountain today, even Little Fatty could barely count them all.
"Um........ "
Yi Cheng stroked his chin thoughtfully and said, "Later, each goose will get a leg."
"But crabs only have seven legs in total, there aren't enough for us to share."
The chubby boy frowned, as if he were facing some huge problem.
"Little sister, it's Hachijo."
Da Mei reminded her from the side.
"Huh? Eight? But I counted seven!"
Little Fatty looked at Yi Cheng innocently.
Yi Cheng frowned and scolded, "What's wrong with you, Da Mei? If you can't count, then don't count anymore. I just counted the goose: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven legs."
"Okay, let's count!"
Luo Bingshu, who was standing to the side, opened his eyes and exclaimed in surprise.
I thought to myself, even if you can't count, you should know that a crab's legs should be in even numbers.
Unable to resist, he blurted out, "Crabs have an even number of legs."
What is an even number?
Yi Cheng stared at him with her small eyes wide open.
Looking into that innocent gaze, Luo Bingshu admitted that he had been shallow.
"Alright, junior sister, we have plenty of legs. Two for each of us later."
Xiao Xuan chimed in at the opportune moment.
Then, with a flick of his sleeve, several more large, golden crabs were added to the pot, though these were much smaller than the first one.
After all, the first one was a Golden Core demon that caused trouble in the sea, and its true spirit was destroyed by Xiao Xuan.
Before long, the courtyard was filled with cooked crabs, each crab shell serving as a natural bowl.
Wow! So many crabs!
Yi Cheng squatted on the ground, drooling so much that it dripped onto his stomach, because it couldn't drip onto the ground.
"Haha, let me introduce you, little senior sister. This is the father, this is the mother, this is the eldest, this is the second eldest, and this one..."
"Four no's? Did you capture their whole family?"
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