"Da Mei, Xiao Pang, that scoundrel is out catching rabbits again!"
No sooner had Qin Shou left than Black Rabbit eagerly ran to the Spirit Pool to share.
"Glug, glug"
Little Fatty surfaced, his eyes wide, "Black Rabbit, is rabbit tasty?"
Black Rabbit: "............."
Snap!
At this moment, Da Mei swam up, flicked her tail, and "slapped" it onto Xiao Pang's round head.
He scolded:
"Sister, that's a black rabbit of the same kind. How could you ask such a question?"
Little Fatty: ...(??v?v??) ...[I feel wronged, but I won't say anything]
"Okay, sister, I won't ask next time."
"So... Black Rabbit, have you ever eaten rabbit?"
Little Fatty stared wide-eyed with curiosity.
Black Rabbit: ".......(°ー°〃)"
Da Mei curled her tail up and covered her head, indicating her helplessness.
"Little Fatty, I'm a rabbit too, and I swear on my rabbit character, I would never eat my own kind."
The black rabbit stood upright on its legs, pounding its chest with its little paws, making a resounding clang, as it solemnly promised.
"oh"
Little Fatty seemed a little regretful, and slowly sank to the bottom of the water, wagging his little tail.
"Da Mei, Xiao Pang, I have to go back to chop wood now."
......
Around noon.
In the center of the courtyard, there was a barbecue grill with a plump, bald rabbit skewered on it.
Golden and glistening with oil, its aroma wafts for miles.
"Ah, (╯▽╰) It smells so good~~"
Qin Shou casually tore off a rabbit leg and started to bite into it, his mouth greasy and his face full of ecstasy.
"It's just a little undercooked."
"Black Rabbit, pedal faster, make the flames leap up!"
Next to the grill was a small wooden treadmill, which Qin Shou had spent several days carefully making, powered entirely by the Black Rabbit.
The greater the power output, the stronger the airflow from the vents under the treadmill.
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Upon receiving the command, the black rabbit, already exhausted and covered in sweat, sped up its run once more.
Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!
As the black rabbit ran, the small flames under the grill burned even brighter.
"To roast a rabbit, what a damn beast!"
Black Rabbit was so tired that it was sticking out its tongue, while muttering to itself.
"Black Rabbit, come here with the rabbit leg, it's a reward for you."
Qin Beast plucked off a rabbit leg and handed it to Black Rabbit.
The black rabbit was so frightened that it shook its head.
"Tch~, take it or leave it."
"A rabbit being picky about food, really!"
Qin Shou pursed his lips, then happily enjoyed the moment all to himself.
Seeing this, the black rabbit's eyes filled with sorrow.
"Letting rabbits eat rabbits, that's even more beastly than beasts themselves!"
......
"Sister, the bunny smells so good! _(′?`」 ∠)_"
In the spirit pool, Little Fatty surfaced, his big eyes fixed on the Qin beast happily eating in the courtyard, drool dripping from the corner of his mouth.
Snap!
Da Mei swung her tail and slapped it on Xiao Pang's head.
"Eat, eat, eat! All you do is eat all day long. If you don't work harder to cultivate, that bad guy will eat you!"
The Great Beauty is a Fierce Path.
The chubby boy looked aggrieved. "Okay, sister, please stop hitting my head. I... you've made me stupid!"
Da Mei glared at her, "You're already stupid, don't blame it on me."
"Sister, I'm not stupid."
"You're stupid."
Not stupid
"stupid"
"I...I..."
The chubby boy pouted, and tears of grievance streamed down his face.
I never imagined my sister would see me this way. I'm heartbroken...
Da Mei looked at the unconvinced little fat boy and said, "Little sister, if you don't believe me, then I'll give you a simple question. If you answer it correctly, it proves you're not stupid. If you answer it incorrectly, it proves you're not smart."
Not-so-bright fish are easily fooled by humans, so you'd better listen to your sister from now on.
"Okay, sister, go ahead, I'm sure I can answer it ╭(╯^╰)╮"
"Listen carefully, under what circumstances does 1+1 equal 3?"
"Isn't 1+1 equal to 3?" Little Fatty's eyes widened.
Da Mei: "............Little sister, you have to be a good girl from now on."
......
After lunch.
Qin Shou sat down by the spirit pool with the washed grapes in his hands.
I took off my shoes and soaked my feet in the pool water.
"Wow, this water is so refreshing!"
Qin Shou looked relaxed, thinking to himself that it was indeed water soaked with tens of millions of spirit stones.
It can not only relieve fatigue, but also relax muscles and bones and prolong life.
"Pop"
Then, Qin Shou tossed a grape up, caught it with his mouth, and smacked it, the juice splashing everywhere and spiritual energy overflowing.
"As expected of grapes grown from top-grade spirit stones, they are big, sweet, and juicy."
"Sister, sister, that bad guy is soaking his feet again! It stinks!"
"Exactly! That bad guy's feet smell awful!"
In the spirit pool, two small koi fish swam quickly away from the area where Qin Beast was soaking his feet, and with a resentful look, they hid at the bottom of the water, blowing a bubble to separate themselves from the water in the pool.
"Little Fatty, Big Beauty, come eat some grapes!"
By the pool, Qin Shou stretched and called out.
"Wow! Grapes, grapes, sister, he's going to give me grapes! (☆▽☆)"
Little Fatty's eyes lit up.
"Sister, don't go."
"Sister, don't stop me, I want to eat grapes!"
"Little sister, have you forgotten that you are supposed to listen to me? And Father said that we should be like koi fish with backbone, refusing to accept charity. Have you forgotten?"
"Sister, what is 'food offered with contempt'??"
"Food that is given to you for free, rather than food that you earn through your own efforts."
"Oh, but sister, these spirit stones are also charity, aren't they? You absorb them to cultivate, don't you?"
Little Fatty stared wide-eyed innocently.
Da Mei: "............."
Whoosh—
A plump koi carp leaps out of the water, its colorful scales shimmering beautifully in the afternoon sun.
"Pop"
Little Fatty took a bite of the grape that Qin Beast threw out, then splashed into the water with a plop and sank to the bottom.
"Sister, sister, do you want some grapes?"
The chubby boy swam towards his older sister with a grape in his mouth.
"I......."
"Okay, if you're not going to eat it, then I'll eat it."
Little Fatty wagged its tail and walked away with a grape in its mouth.
Da Mei: "............"
"Da Mei, time to eat grapes!"
The Qin beast called to the koi carp at the bottom of the pond from the shore.
"Hmph, I'm not eating it."
"That's beautiful," Da Mei said proudly.
Whoosh—
Little Fatty leaped out of the water once more, puffed out a mouthful, and swallowed the plump grape into his stomach.
"Wow, the grapes are so delicious! (ˊˋ) * ??"
Little Fatty swam happily in the pool, his big eyes narrowed into slits with joy.
"Glug, glug (I want more, I want more)"
"Haha, Little Fatty is so cute!"
biu~biu~biu~
As grapes were dropped into the pool one by one, Xiao Pang's affection for Qin Shou increased dramatically.
"Wow, sister, this bad guy is actually a good person!"
Glug!
Da Mei swallowed hard, haughtily refusing to look at the big, round, and sweet purple grapes.
......
Spring goes and autumn comes, and another winter has arrived.
A vast expanse of snow, covering the entire world.
On this day, a figure arrived in a secluded pine forest at the foot of Turtle Mountain.
This is the first time a human has set foot here since my senior sister left.
It was a young boy, leading an old blue ox.
"Old Niu, the gentleman at thatched cottage once said that there are immortals in the north."
"As long as you are sincere, you will see immortals and embark on the path to immortality."
"Old Niu, do you think I'll meet the legendary immortal?"
"If I were to meet the immortal, would he accept me as his disciple?"
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