Zhang Duan traveled to the North Sea to suppress the demonic disturbance... and also brought a gift for Wen Qing.
Zhang Duan deployed his troops along the Wei River to defend against the invasion of foreign tribes... and incidentally found a gift to bring to Wenqing.
Zhang Duan was ambushed by demons and fled to Shui Mengze... ...while he was there, he picked a rare flower and gave it to Wen Qing.
Zhang Duan...........
"Not bad, not bad, this kid still knows how to be romantic. He has a tenth of my charm back when I was a... ugh, a Casanova."
At this moment, Qin Shou really wanted to call Song Ningsheng over and show him how others did it, and how he did it.
Unfortunately, Song Ningsheng couldn't see his own attribute panel.
Then, Qin Shou clicked on the profile picture of his good brother Yun Anran.
[Your good brother Yun Anran touched Princess Shuiling's hand in broad daylight, thus provoking her suitors, and was chased by Princess Shuiling and her suitors for nine million miles.]
[Your good brother Yun Anran was provoked by the Golden-Winged Roc King, and insulted the king by saying that he was covered in mixed hair and was obviously a hybrid. He was then chased and killed by the king *13]
[Your good brother Yun Anran ambushed a prodigy of the Imperial Clan with a brick, claiming that the other party's head was too big and blocking his view of the beautiful woman. He also stole the other party's storage ring and personal protective clothing, and was chased by the other party's family *99]
Your good brother Yun Anran was seriously injured, but he obtained an opportunity in the Origin Secret Realm, which greatly increased his cultivation level.
Your good brother Yun Anran comprehends the Dao of Sword and breaks through to the mid-stage of Sword Intent Manifestation.
[Your good brother Yun Anran found an ancient and rare flower in the Sea of Heartless Flowers. At the same time, a great demon emperor also discovered it. The two fought fiercely to seize the rare flower, and both were poisoned by the flower's strange poison, leading to scenes unsuitable for children.]
[Your good brother Yun Anran is being chased by the Great Demon Emperor *33]
Your good brother Yun Anran is under attack...
Your good brother Yun Anran broke through the encirclement...
【...........】
"Tsk tsk, not bad, still doing very well."
Qin Shou smacked his lips.
"I just wonder if the legendary path to immortality has manifested yet?"
"Has anyone ever successfully leaped over the Dragon Gate and ascended to immortality?"
"Hmm... and hasn't that girl from the Divine Sword Sect gone to find Yun Anran yet? If she happens to see him tumbling around in the sea of flowers with someone, that scene... tsk tsk."
A melodramatic plot involuntarily flashed through Qin Shou's mind.
He doesn't have many friends in his friend list, only a few dozen, and even fewer he knows well; Lang Sansheng is practically one of them.
Qin Shou guessed that this little guy's life would be quite exciting.
Sure enough, when Qin Shou opened the other party's interface, his mouth was watering...
[Your good friend Lang Sansheng runs a brothel, using his exceptional talent and resources to suppress the other male prostitutes and become the top performer, earning millions of spirit stones a day.]
[Your friend Lang Sansheng met the daughter of the Prime Minister of the Sakura Kingdom. With his vast knowledge and insight, he tricked the young girl into touching his hand. The two recited poems and talked about their ideals on the bow of the boat. However, they were spotted by the sixth prince of the court, a die-hard admirer of the Prime Minister's daughter, who sent men to kill Lang Sansheng.]
[Lang Sansheng is pursued by the sixth prince of the Sakura Kingdom *33]
[Lang Sansheng was seriously injured, and his brothers were frightened. In a fit of anger, he made a hundred small effigies to curse the cross-eyed sixth prince day and night, wishing him to be impotent for life.]
[Lang Sansheng, having nowhere else to turn, seeks help from a wealthy tycoon, offering three days of pleasure as payment. The tycoon intervenes forcefully, crippling the sixth prince of the Sakura Kingdom.]
Upon learning of his younger brother's disability, the Crown Prince of Sakura Kingdom, in a fit of rage, dispatched the Eastern Palace Assassins to hunt down Lang Sansheng across the world.
[With the idea that "the most dangerous place is the safest," Lang Sansheng sneaked into the Eastern Palace at night and conquered the Crown Princess with his amazing talent. After the two were inseparable for several months, they were discovered by the Crown Prince, who spat out a mouthful of blood that was more than ten meters high and became weak and listless ever since.]
After learning what had happened, the King of Sakura Kingdom dispatched countless cultivators to hunt down Lang Sansheng.
Lang Sansheng's escape skills are unparalleled; he has narrowly escaped death dozens of times.
[Lang Sansheng is being chased *99*99*99]
[Lang Sansheng sneaks into the palace at night and happens to find the Sakura King's most favored concubine bathing. After some back and forth, with her feigning reluctance and acceptance, the two have a long talk by candlelight... (omitting 100,000 words)]
Three months later, when the Sakura King discovered this, he coughed up a mouthful of blood that shot over thirty meters high.
The King of Sakura Kingdom mobilized the entire nation to hunt down Lang Sansheng.
[Lang Sansheng, holding the Crown Princess's hand with his left hand and the King's Consort's hand with his right, fled on his way to safety.]
When Lang Sansheng was desperate, six wealthy women stepped in and wiped out the Japanese army and the country itself.
Lang Sansheng has begun another period of hard work that will last for several years.
Lang Sansheng consumed ten catties of deer antler, twenty catties of epimedium, thirty catties of dodder seed, ten 500-year-old ginseng plants, and three 1,000-year-old blood ginseng plants...
Slurp~
"Damn it."
Qin Shou wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, feeling incredibly envious.
Cultivating immortality is still the best; it gives you more strength, allows for more creative activities, and extends your lifespan.
"Hehe....heheheheˋ( ° ▽、° )........ "
Qin Shou grinned foolishly.
As he laughed, he seemed to realize something and suddenly spat out a mouthful of saliva.
"Pah! What nonsense! Me, envious of him?!"
"Tch, that look of disgust."
"To be honest, I'm the best off. Since my debut, I've only been slept with by older women. Look at that 'playboy' or whatever, he's been tainted by them."
"Hmph, I'm not envious at all."
Qin Shou muttered to himself, his words contradicting his true feelings.
"But speaking of which, it's been such a long, long time since I've seen an older woman."
"I kind of miss it."
As he spoke, Qin Shou clicked on Nangong Liuli's profile picture.
Your friend Nangong Liuli challenges the Holy Maiden of the Lingxi Sword Sect to hone his swordsmanship...
Your friend Nangong Liuli challenged the Sword Master of the Mountain and River Sword Sect, but was defeated.
[Your friend Nangong Liuli challenges you to a battle.....]
【...........】
Your friend Nangong Liuli has gained insight into the Dao of Sword and her cultivation has improved.
Your friend Nangong Liuli entered the Burial Valley and obtained a Sword Spirit Fruit.
[Your friend Nangong Liuli has consumed the Sword Spirit Fruit, and her sword intent has been enhanced...]
Your friend Nangong Liuli has inherited the legacy of the Frost Sword Master.
Your friend Nangong Liuli is being hunted down by the young master of the Demon Sword Clan...
Your friend Nangong Liuli is being hunted down by many sword cultivators...
Your friend Nangong Liuli is seriously injured...
Your friend Nangong Liuli's cultivation has been damaged...
[Your friend Nangong Liuli...............]
"Pah, what friend? That's my lover."
Qin Shou muttered in dissatisfaction.
"Danger and opportunity coexist, but she doesn't seem to be in very good shape."
Qin Shou sighed, watched for a while longer, and then exited the interface.
Lying on the bamboo chair with its head tilted back, it gently rocked, and the fine golden light shone through the branches onto Qin Shou's cheeks, making them as smooth and beautiful as jade, like an immortal.
"What should we do?"
Qin Shou's face showed some distress.
It's so juicy!
He tossed a grape into his mouth.
One bite, and juices immediately splattered everywhere, radiating vitality.
"Oh, old auntie..."
Qin Shou glanced at the system interface; Nangong Liuli's favorability rating was 87.
This is already a very high number.
Once the favorability rating reaches 90, the relationship is almost unbreakable.
Then Qin Shou glanced at the other people's favorability ratings, among which Shi Yi Cheng had the highest, at 99.99 points.
"Truly, he is my beloved disciple."
Qin Shou wiped away non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.
He guessed that the remaining 0.01 points were probably because she was blaming him for sometimes punishing her by not giving her food.
Squeak!
Qin Shou gently stood up, the bamboo chair behind him swaying.
He walked into the ancestral hall, knelt down with a thud in front of the memorial tablet above.
He kowtowed and wailed with all his might:
"Master!"
"Oh my gosh, senior brothers and sisters!"
"Please, from heaven, protect that old lady and make sure she doesn't die!"
"Waaaaah~~, my disciple only has this one lover..."
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