noon.
Stewed goose in an iron pot, roasted whole pig with black rabbit.
In the center of the courtyard stood a large black pot, inside which stewed a large white goose. Next to it was a wooden treadmill, on which a chubby little black man was running with his big belly.
"Black Rabbit, can you go any faster?"
Yi Cheng squatted in front of the whole roasted pig, drooling, and urged, "Run faster, so the geese can eat the spicy food sooner!"
"Yi Cheng, whip me with your little leather whip! If you whip me, I'll run faster!"
Black Rabbit ran and howled as she ran with her big belly.
"good. "
Yi Cheng nodded, ran into the bamboo house, pulled out a small leather whip that hadn't been used in a long time, and lashed it across the black rabbit's rump with a "snap".
"Squeak—"
Black Rabbit immediately took off excitedly, its feet barely touching the ground as it sprinted along, making the treadmill almost smoke.
Sizzle!
In an instant, the flames burned even more fiercely.
Qin Shou walked to the grill with satisfaction, took out a soft brush, and coated the surface of the whole roasted pig with a fine layer of honey juice, then sprinkled some secret seasoning.
Soon, the whole roasted pig turned golden brown and glistened with oil, its aroma filling the entire courtyard.
ˋ( ° ▽、° ) "Mwah, smells so good~"
Little Fatty was hanging from the tree, his saliva gushing down like streams of water.
"Sister, sister, I want to eat pig!"
Little Fatty pouted and shouted.
Da Mei ran over and comforted her, "Sweetie, you can have some after it's baked."
"Uh-huh. "
Little Fatty nodded obediently.
"Master, is it ready?"
Yi Cheng's little eyes were already starting to glow green.
"alright. "
"Black Rabbit, Master said to hurry up and come down, it's time for rice!"
"They're here, they're here!"
Black Rabbit, covered in sweat, excitedly ran off the treadmill and, along with Orange on either side, each carrying a large pork leg, began to munch on it with gusto.
Yi Cheng has a large appetite because of her special physical condition.
The black rabbit's large appetite is due to its cultivation of the [Gluttony Secret Technique].
"Black Rabbit, does it smell good?"
Qin Shou looked at the little black fat boy and couldn't help but laugh.
"Mmm, smells good."
The black rabbit nodded repeatedly, its munching manner quite fierce, resembling a half-orange in style.
"As long as it's not roasting a rabbit, it will all smell delicious."
"Hey, this rabbit..."
Qin Shou was amused.
Then he looked at Yi Cheng, who was munching on a piece of orange with oil dripping from his mouth, and frowned with a helpless expression.
"Yi Cheng, you should lose some weight, otherwise you won't even need to stand up to walk anymore; you'll just roll sideways and people will think you walk upright."
"Yes, Master, we'll start our diet after the goose has eaten its fill."
Yi Cheng's entire face was almost pressed into her flesh.
Qin Shou rolled his eyes. "Do you even believe what you're saying?"
"I don't believe it."
“............”
Qin Shou was speechless.
"Sigh, Yi Cheng, look at your chubby face! How do you still have the appetite to eat every day?"
"Master, the goose is already hopelessly fat, why can't we eat it?"
Yi Cheng, with her neck stiff and a matter-of-fact expression, said.
This momentarily confused Qin Shou.
What she said made such a good point that I was speechless for a moment...?
"How about... Master gets you some medicine? Is it for dizziness and vomiting?"
"Geese don't eat that; geese only eat meat."
Yi Cheng shook her little head, her face full of refusal.
Then, with his small eyes fixed on Qin Shou, he said, "Master, it's really not that I don't want to lose weight, it's just that the enemy is too powerful."
Seriously, my senior used to tell me to lose weight, and I wanted to listen to her, so I've been trying to lose weight, but I haven't gotten thinner. If you don't believe me, you can ask Da Mei.
"Really? "
The Qin beast gazed at the magnificent beauty.
Da Mei nodded, then shook her head.
"What does this mean?"
Qin Shou asked.
Da Mei replied, "Yi Cheng uses her willpower to lose weight every day, chanting: 'I will lose weight, I will lose weight, I will lose weight...'"
Qin Beast:............Good heavens, I just said "good heavens"!
"Huh!"
Suddenly, a little orange-headed creature, who was munching on its food, lit up and shouted:
"Master, Master, I've thought of a great way to lose weight!"
"What's a good method?"
Qin Shou craned his neck curiously.
"Master, the goose can grant Little Fatty's wish, to make the goose lose a few pounds, goose, goose, goose..."
Yi Cheng craned her neck and said, "Master, isn't the goose clever? Tell me, the goose is incredibly smart when it's eating. My senior sister even praised it."
Snap!
Qin Shou patted his forehead.
What a terrible thing!
Little Fatty, how much willpower would it take for you to lose even a pound of fat!
I bet Little Fatty made such a wish that his belly turned white from all the fat he's lost; you won't even have enough fat to weigh yourself.
"My poor disciple, you're eating far more than you should for your age!"
Qin Shou looked at Yi Cheng, who had already consumed over a hundred catties of meat in the time it takes for half an incense stick to burn, and sighed softly.
After that, he could only console himself.
Oh well, being able to eat is a blessing, being able to eat is a blessing indeed.
It's still uncertain whether she'll be able to grow up. It's good that she eats happily every day. After all, a Nascent Soul Realm expert wouldn't die because of obesity, right?
"Here, have an orange, and a goose leg too."
Qin Shou picked up a plump goose leg and placed it in an orange bowl.
"Master Xie Xie."
With meat still in her mouth, Yi Cheng mumbled incoherently.
"I want to eat! I want to eat too!"
"Waaaah, sister, I want to eat goose leg too!"
Little Fatty shouted, his neck stiff.
Its calves swung wildly under the tree, expressing its dissatisfaction.
"Don't cry, little sister, I'll get you a big goose leg right now."
Da Mei picked up a large goose leg and was about to run over.
However, Qin Shou stopped him, saying sternly, "Da Mei, you're not allowed to feed Xiao Pang today. If she gets hungry, she'll be punished by only eating rice."
。゜゜(′o`) ゜゜。 "Wow~~, sister, I don't want to eat rice, I want to eat goose leg, and I also want to eat roasted pig's trotters."
Little Fatty pouted, and large tears welled up in his eyes.
She looked so wronged.
"Owner....."
Da Mei hesitated for a moment, but eventually scooped up a bowl of rice and ran over to feed her younger sister. She even secretly made a wish and hid a piece of meat underneath.
Qin Shou smiled slightly but didn't say anything.
"Master, Little Fatty has already eaten, can you put me down too?"
Xiao Xuan was hanging under the peach tree, swinging aimlessly.
"You're already at the Nascent Soul stage, why would you need to eat? Just stay quietly up there."
“............”
Xiao Xuan looked pitifully at Changsheng, "Senior Brother..."
Changsheng, who was already gnawing on a pork knuckle with his head down, lowered his head even further upon hearing Xiao Xuan's call.
Xiao Xuan:.............No love left, absolutely no love left.
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