Six months later.
Xiao Xuan and his group finally returned to Yunzhou.
On the spaceship, Yi Cheng stared at Xiao Xuan with her round little eyes and said, "Si Wu, when you get back, don't say anything about how well I was living the high life outside. Otherwise, Little Fatty and Black Rabbit will say I'm disloyal."
"Don't worry, Junior Sister, I won't tell," Xiao Xuan assured her, patting his chest.
at this time.
The Vermilion Bird Palace, within the Imperial Garden.
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit had just finished eating and were lying on a lush green lawn sunbathing. A few years had passed, and the two chubby boys' bellies had become noticeably rounder.
"Black Rabbit, have you eaten your fill today?" Little Fatty asked as usual.
"Squeak squeak." The black rabbit was too full to speak.
"Black Rabbit, Yi Cheng has been out fighting for so long. He probably doesn't eat as well as we do outside. He might even have gotten thinner from hunger."
Little Fatty patted his bulging belly and said, "So when she comes back, you absolutely mustn't tell her that we've been eating our fill every day for the past few years, otherwise she'll say we're disloyal. She might even steal more food from us next time!"
"Squeak, Fatty, aren't we being a bit disloyal?" Black Rabbit scratched his head. "We promised each other we'd share the burden and the food."
"this....... "
Little Fatty frowned, his delicate eyebrows furrowing, his big eyes darting around as he struggled with a conflict between his conscience and the rice ball.
In the end, the rice ball triumphed over conscience.
"Black Rabbit, which do you choose: loyalty or food?"
"Hmm... loyalty, I guess." Black Rabbit thought for a moment, then said with righteous indignation, "We demons can't be without loyalty!"
"What about loyalty and meat?"
"Meat. "
The two fat men lay on the lawn, tilting their heads and looking at each other.
"Hehehe..."
"Hehehe..."
......
"Little Fatty, Black Rabbit, the goose is back!"
As soon as the spaceship arrived above the imperial city, Yi Cheng jumped down impatiently.
With its little paws flapping, it rushed towards Little Fatty and Black Rabbit like a happy, chubby butterfly.
"Yi Cheng! Yi Cheng is back!"
Upon hearing the familiar voice, Little Fatty and Black Rabbit immediately sat up with a start, their big eyes excitedly looking around, and then they saw Orange rushing towards them.
"Huh! It really is Yi Cheng back!"
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit jumped up happily and ran towards Orange.
Then, with their bellies sticking out, they bumped into each other.
"Hehehe, welcome home, Yicheng!"
"Squeak, welcome, welcome!"
"Hmph, hmph." The baby's back! The baby's back!
Da Bao wiggled his hips and squeezed into the fray.
And so, the four little bellies bounced and jumped on the lawn, having a wonderful time.
"Hey? Yicheng, your belly seems to have gotten bigger?"
Little Fatty suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Yi Cheng, did you sneak some food outside?"
"No goose...no goose."
Yi Cheng's small eyes widened in surprise, but she quickly regained her composure and denied, "This goose is just chubby."
"Yes, it's just bloated. The goose got so hungry outside, and it also got thin from missing you all so much."
"Yi Cheng, we miss you too, hehehe."
The group of children held hands and spun around again.
Yi Cheng chuckled and glanced at Little Fatty and Black Rabbit, her little eyes widening instantly. "Hey? Black Rabbit, Little Fatty, why do your tummy bulges look so big again? Did you sneak a lot of good stuff at home?"
"No...no. I...we're just chubby from being overweight. Right, Black Rabbit?"
"Squeak, you're so chubby. Yi Cheng, Little Fatty and I have both lost weight from missing you."
"Wow~, I'm so touched. Little Fatty, Black Rabbit, hug me!"
Yi Cheng wanted to hug the two of them, but unfortunately, they all had short arms and big bellies, and they bumped and jostled together for a long time without being able to hug each other.
"well........"
The little ones sighed at the same time.
Yi Cheng then comforted them, "But Little Fatty, Black Rabbit, and Goose are back now, so you won't go hungry anymore, because Goose has brought back ten thousand mountains' worth of meat buns for you!"
Yi Cheng stretched out her little hands and gestured exaggeratedly.
"Holy crap! (☆▽☆)"
"Ten thousand mountains—that many steamed buns!!!"
"Then we'll never finish eating it all!"
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit were both so shocked that their mouths dropped open.
"Yi Cheng, you're amazing!"
At this moment, Little Fatty and Black Rabbit suddenly felt a little guilty, because they had just tricked Orange.
In fact, over the past few years, Xiaoyue has prepared a lot of delicious food for them every day.
"Goose, goose, goose... that's it."
Yi Cheng proudly displayed her large pregnant belly.
Then he picked up a small wooden stick and started gesturing in front of everyone.
"The goose is telling you all, this time when the goose went out to fight, no one could beat the goose's little belly..."
Yi Cheng vividly recounted her experiences, but she would gloss over the details whenever she mentioned being treated to a meal, replacing the gourmet food with vegetarian buns and the tortoise, ginseng, and bird's nest soup with plain water...
Smack! Smack! Smack!
Black Rabbit and Little Fatty's applause was deafening.
The two were truly in awe of Yi Cheng's incredible prowess.
"Yi Cheng, you're amazing! You said you can get so much bigger than before!"
"Hmph, that's right! With a goose's little belly puffed out, who can compete?"
Snap snap snap snap...
The applause was thunderous and joyous.
At this moment, Little Fatty asked, "Yi Cheng, you said you earned ten thousand mountains' worth of steamed buns, where are they? Hurry up and show them to us!"
"Nothing, nothing, where are the goose buns?"
Yi Cheng shouted.
Xiao Xuan ran away the moment Yi Cheng picked up the steamed bun.
Where am I supposed to find buns as tall as ten thousand mountains?
well.....
What troubled him even more was that he didn't expect his junior sister to still remember this.
That's true; when it comes to food, my junior sister always has a photographic memory.
She could clearly remember even the most complicated dish names after someone recited them only once.
Xiao Xuan hid for three days.
Finally, Yuanbao reported him, and Yicheng dragged him out and beat him up, leaving him with a bruised and swollen face.
The following day, Xiao Xuan ordered the entire country to steam buns, with the royal family collecting them at double the price.
Even so, it would take several years to gather so many steamed buns.
Fortunately, Xiao Xuan knew that Yi Cheng couldn't count. He just needed to manipulate her intelligence a little, hehe...
"Third Aunt, I'm reporting this! My father is bullying you because you're stupid!"
“He has steamed more than 30,000 buns in the past few days. They are not as tall as a mountain. He lied to you and said they were as tall as 200 mountains. Also, he faked the fillings for some of the buns. You asked for spirit meat, but he used ordinary pork, and even the fatty meat that you usually don’t like to eat. He just chopped it up and fried it so that it was not easy to recognize that it was fatty meat.”
And also............”
Yuanbao displayed the evidence he had secretly kept for a month or so, and then gave a passionate speech.
That day and that moment.
In the Golden Palace, Xiao Xuan was almost beaten to death by four fat men.
"Siwu, what's wrong with you? How could you call Yicheng stupid?!"
"Squeak, that's right, if Yi Cheng is stupid, then what are we?"
"Hmph hmph." You're so silly.
"Hmph, you can call me stupid, but you can't fool Goose Bun."
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