Ping ping bang bang.....
"Hachihachi..."
Ping ping bang bang.....
"Hachihachihachi..."
"Sister Yicheng, is their food good?"
"One...generally speaking."
"You usually enjoy your meals that much?"
"Zhu Ha, how dare you talk like that! What's wrong with Yi Cheng's food that makes her unhappy!"
"Squeak, that's right, Yi Cheng is happy no matter what she eats, hachi hachi... I... I'm happy too, hachi hachi hachi..."
In no time, dozens of tables in the inn were piled high with empty plates and dishes.
Snap!
At this moment, Yi Cheng, who was shoveling rice into his mouth, suddenly slammed his hand on the table, glared at his small, beady eyes, and roared:
"Grandson, why are there no ants in your 'Ants Climbing the Tree' vine?"
"You...you're deceiving me!"
"Hooray~, Fatty, Black Rabbit, the geese have encountered the legendary shady inn! Quick, grab your weapons and teach the boss a lesson!"
Yi Cheng roared excitedly.
She had only ever seen shady shops in her master's stories before, but in reality, she finally caught one.
She wants to rid the people of evil and uphold justice, meow~ >▽<
"Yi Cheng, Yi Cheng, stop calling. There aren't any ants in the 'Ants Climbing a Tree' broth."
Da Mei patted her forehead and tugged at Yi Cheng's arm with a headache.
"Nonsense! How could there be no ants in 'ants climbing a tree'?"
Yi Cheng was not convinced.
The waiter quickly whispered in the shopkeeper's ear, "Boss, are they trying to cause trouble so they won't pay?"
After all, they've encountered this kind of thing quite a few times.
Upon hearing this, the old shopkeeper narrowed his eyes slightly... He also felt that this group of people looked like they wouldn't pay for their meals.
"That way, if things go wrong, you can run to the authorities and report it."
"Okay, boss."
The waiter nodded, glanced at the pile of pots and pans covering the table, and said worriedly:
"Boss, these guys must be really good at eating!"
"When have you ever seen people eat without bowls, but with basins? And that chubby girl who's leading the group has already eaten thirty basins of rice by herself, while the two chubby guys next to her have each eaten seven or eight basins of rice."
If they really don't pay for the meal, we'll go bankrupt!
"He has a huge appetite." The old shopkeeper stroked his chin. "This kid must be the reincarnation of the Pig God."
"Cough cough,"
The old shopkeeper coughed as he stepped forward, his face beaming with a smile, and said, "Hehe, did you gentlemen enjoy your meal?"
"good! "
"Bear Big shouted in a gruff voice."
Rice grains sprayed all over the old shopkeeper's face.
The old shopkeeper was almost scared out of his wits by that shout.
Seeing this, Da Mei said softly, "Thank you, sir. We enjoyed the meal very much, but my friends are still not full. We'll have to trouble you to serve more dishes."
"Hehehe, no problem at all." The old shopkeeper saw that the young woman before him was quite pretty, with elegant manners and a gentle demeanor, so he felt a little relieved. However, he still cautiously asked, "Um, esteemed guests, the shop's ingredients are almost gone. Would you mind settling your bill first, so I can arrange for someone to go and buy more ingredients for you?"
Although Da Mei rarely went down the mountain, she was very clever and immediately saw the shopkeeper's worry. She readily replied, "Yes, shopkeeper, I'll settle your bill right away."
As she spoke, Da Mei reached into the purse at her waist and took out some silver.
Seeing this, Zhu Ha quickly stopped her, saying, "Sister Da Mei, you've gone to all this way to come down the mountain, how can I let you spend money? I'll cover all the food this time; I have plenty of silver from the mortal realm."
"Okay, thank you, Zhuha."
Da Mei did not refuse Zhu Ha's kind offer.
"Wait a moment! "
Little Fatty sniffed a long noodle, raised his little hand, and said with great loyalty on his chubby face, "Toad, you've already treated us to so much delicious food, this meal is on me, Koi King!"
As he spoke, the chubby little hand reached into the large white goose-shaped bib in front of him, rummaged around for a while, and then, with a loud laugh, pulled out a gold ingot.
However, this gold ingot was as big as a house, and it crashed to the ground with a bang, causing the inn to shake a few times.
"Huff~ Huff~ Huff~"
Upon seeing this, the innkeeper's breathing became rapid, and he almost collapsed to the ground from lack of breath.
"Boss... this... this is sorcery!"
The innkeeper's assistant was trembling, clearly frightened by what he saw.
Good heavens! Such a big gold ingot was pulled out of such a small bib!
What is this if not sorcery!
Snap!
The old shopkeeper realized what was happening and immediately gave the waiter a large shovel.
"Damn it, what kind of sorcery is this! This is clearly divine magic!"
The old shopkeeper was a frail old man with white hair and beard and dim eyes, but now, staring at the gleaming gold ingot, his eyes shone brightly.
"Bite...bite..."
"Boss, what did you say?"
"Take a bite and see if it's real gold."
"Creak, creak... Boss, it's real."
"This...this...this......."
The old shopkeeper knelt down shakily, bowed to the gold ingots, and then, tears streaming down his face, said, "Esteemed guests, this is absolutely unacceptable! It's too much, far too much!"
He had never seen such a large gold ingot in his entire life!
"Is that too much?"
Little Fatty glanced at the toad.
Zhu Ha nodded and said, "Little Fatty, you've given us too much. Just break off a tiny bit, about the size of your little finger."
"oh oh. "
Little Fatty nodded, took a bite, and broke off a palm-sized piece of gold, handing it to the shopkeeper.
"Little Sun, is this enough? If not, I'll bite off another piece for you."
"That's enough, enough, enough..."
The old shopkeeper excitedly accepted the gold nugget and then bit it with his old teeth.
Snap!
My tooth broke.
"It's true, it's true!"
"That's really true. Three years without business, then three years of feasting! Hehehehe..."
The old shopkeeper's face was beaming with smiles.
"Xiao Sun, your golden pastries are delicious, I...I want more, do you have any?"
"Yes, yes, yes... Someone, quickly go and buy ingredients, make sure our benefactors are well-fed and watered."
This meal lasted for a whole day and night.
The empty bowls and plates are almost piled up to the doorway.
"Hehehe, Zhuha really wasn't lying to me, this little gold ingot can buy so much delicious food!"
During this time, Little Fatty ate happily and gave the shopkeeper a few more pieces of gold.
The old shopkeeper always accepted the gifts with profuse thanks, praising the little fat boy as adorable, which made the little fat boy very happy, and he was rewarded!
"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, aren't you afraid they're monsters in disguise?"
The waiter pulled the old shopkeeper aside and whispered nervously.
This immediately angered the old shopkeeper, who glared and scolded, "Nonsense! You are not allowed to be disrespectful to the immortal!"
"But...but they don't look like the legendary immortals, do they?"
The waiter said timidly.
The old shopkeeper was so angry that he immediately threw another big bag at him.
"And you said you didn't see how incredibly cute Little Fatty is!"
"Get to work now, or I'll dock your pay!"
The old shopkeeper glared angrily at the waiter.
The waiter curled his lip. "Shopkeeper, you're only saying that because you saw people giving you gold, aren't you?"
"Go, go, go and serve these gentlemen well, and you'll get a raise next year."
"Alright, shopkeeper. Immortal, I'm here. Is there anything else you need?"
"Hehehe... Little Fatty, Little Fatty, did you enjoy your meal? Would you like me to go and have someone prepare some more golden pastries for you?"
The old shopkeeper, beaming, walked over to Little Fatty. Watching the adorable but fierce-looking Little Fatty devour her meat, he smiled and gave her a shoulder massage.
"Okay, Little Sun."
"...Little Fatty, my surname is Zhang, you can call me Old Zhang."
"Okay, Xiao Zhang, hurry up and go, I, the King of Koi, still have money."
"........Okay, okay."
After another day and night, Yi Cheng and his friends finally had a full meal and drinks.
The old manager and the inn's staff were already exhausted and collapsed on the ground.
Little Fatty felt sorry for them and gave each of them a piece of gold.
Seeing this, the workers immediately became more energetic, shouting that they wanted to cook for Little Fatty, and that if there weren't enough ingredients, they would be willing to jump into the pot themselves.
This touched Little Fatty deeply. She couldn't believe there was such a foolish person willing to be eaten by someone else. However, she, the Koi King, didn't eat people.
So he gave her another piece of gold and told her it wasn't necessary.
Seeing this, the old shopkeeper immediately shouted for the servants to leave, and walked shakily to the chubby boy, saying, "Although I'm all skin and bones, I'll still be crispy after being fried in oil."
"Little Zhang, Little Zhang, I don't eat people, otherwise my master will beat me."
The chubby boy was so frightened that he waved his hands repeatedly.
Seeing that things had gotten out of hand, Da Mei quickly came out to stop the farce and pulled Yi Cheng and the others to get going.
"Wait a minute, Fatty, these are some complimentary snacks we've prepared for you at our inn. You can take them to eat on the road."
"Hehe, Xiao Zhang, you're actually a pretty nice person."
Little Fatty tilted his head back and smiled innocently.
"Little Fatty, the geese are leaving."
Yi Cheng, heavily pregnant, swaggered away, leading the way.
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit followed closely behind, each stepping across the threshold with their round little bellies sticking out.
"Boss, you're great! I, Xiong Da, admire you! Hehehe..."
Xiong Da patted the innkeeper on the shoulder and walked out of the inn with a deep laugh.
The boss slumped down, nearly breaking his shoulder blade.
With a broad smile on his face, he said:
"You're welcome, you're welcome. I hope you all enjoy your meal."
"Boss, you're pretty good. I, Xiong Er, admire you, hehehe..."
At this moment, Xiong Er came out from behind again, patted the boss on the shoulder, and then left laughing.
Then there's Xiong San, the bear-like one...
The boss's face turned green; the smile he showed was more like a grimace.
"well...... "
Da Mei frowned and sighed. These rugged bears.
Then, without making a sound, a wisp of seven-colored spiritual energy was separated, and the boss immediately felt much better.
"Haha, hello everyone, please take care and welcome back next time!"
The old shopkeeper stood at the door, waving goodbye to everyone with reluctance.
"You absolutely must come again!"
"Waaaaah~, Little Fatty, promise me you'll come again!"
"Wow~~, Fatty, promise me you'll do it~"
......
"Little Fatty, are you full?"
"Eat until you're seven-tenths full."
"Black Rabbit, are you full?"
"Squeak, I'm only seven-tenths full too."
"Goose, goose, goose... Let's find a place to rest for a while and bask in the sun."
Yi Cheng suggested.
Sunbathing after meals is an old tradition in the mountains.
Even after descending the mountain, Yi Cheng never forgot.
"OK. "
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit both nodded in agreement.
Da Mei herself felt it was unnecessary, but since her younger sister didn't want to walk, she gave in.
There is an old locust tree outside Wangyou Town.
This old locust tree is very old; according to the villagers, it is at least five hundred years old.
Having weathered countless storms, it has protected this prosperous and carefree town. Therefore, the local villagers have regarded it as a sacred object and named it the "Worry-Free Tree," meaning that the old locust tree can protect the townspeople from worries and turmoil.
On this day, a group of ruthless bandits arrived outside this peaceful town.
It was a group of about thirty men, all with fierce and menacing faces, wielding weapons, and riding warhorses as they charged forward.
"Brother, there's a small town ahead!"
"Damn it, we've been traversing the desert for dozens of days, and finally we see a small town. Brothers, charge in! Leave the women who still have their charms, kill the rest. After we've looted this place, we'll find a hill nearby and become kings."
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Kill! Kill! Kill!"
The sound of horses' hooves drew ever closer to the quiet town.
Dust flew everywhere, and a menacing aura filled the air.
At that moment, Yi Cheng and his group were lying under the big locust tree sunbathing when they saw a herd of horses rushing towards them.
Upon seeing this, everyone retreated.
Yi Cheng lay on the ground, blinking her little eyes, too lazy to move.
"Brother, there are people ahead."
"Ignore him, charge forward, kill anyone who blocks our path."
law!
A warhorse stepped on Yi Cheng's little belly.
"Ouch..."
With a thrust of her little belly, the man instantly flew into the sky.
Law~ Law~ Law~
Upon seeing this, the bandits all stopped their horses and stood gazing up at the sky, but for a long time they did not see the figure fall down.
"Who...who are you?"
The bandit leader roared in terror.
"A goose is an orange."
Yi Cheng, whose rest had been disturbed, sat up with a pout, clearly displeased.
When the other demons saw that Yi Cheng's little belly had been stepped on, they were all frightened and hid behind the big locust tree.
When Sister Yi Cheng gets angry, she can be quite terrifying.
The real danger is that people get addicted to fighting and lose all sense of friend from foe, indiscriminately slaughtering everyone in sight.
After all, Thirteen Demons, who had followed Sister Yicheng to the battlefield, knew this all too well. Once, when Sister Yicheng got carried away and wanted to chase after them to the enemy's headquarters, Xiao Xuan stepped forward to stop her, only to be slapped away by Sister Yicheng.
"Who is Yi Cheng?"
The bandit leader frowned.
"Yi Cheng, they're bandits, the kind of really bad guys you read about in books, extremely wicked, so you can kill them."
Da Mei sat on a branch of the old locust tree, swinging her legs.
She had heard everything those bandits said clearly.
If they weren't here today, the people in this village behind them would have faced calamity, their fate uncertain.
"Da Mei, Master said that geese are not allowed to fight or kill anyone when they come down the mountain. Otherwise, if Master finds out, he might not let the geese come down the mountain to play next time."
Yi Cheng scratched her little head, looking somewhat embarrassed.
Da Mei smoothed a strand of hair in front of her and said leisurely, "Master also said that if you encounter bad people, you should kill them without hesitation. You must not be soft-hearted, otherwise you will not only harm more people, but you may also harm yourself."
"What does that mean?"
Yi Cheng asked, her little eyes wide with confusion.
"It means that even if you kill them, your master won't blame you. He'll even praise you."
"Oh, I understand the 'goose' part now."
Yi Cheng nodded, then stared at the group of bandits with her small eyes.
"Little chubby girl, what are you looking at!"
The bandit leader felt a little guilty at this moment.
After all, which normal person could be propelled into the air by a simple push of their lower abdomen, and yet they still haven't come down...
Just as he was thinking and preparing to turn and run away, with a bang, Yi Cheng stretched out his little fist, and the sky for thousands of miles was shattered. Countless mountains thousands of miles away collapsed and turned into dust, raising clouds of dust for thousands of miles.
According to later residents of Wuyou Town, the sandstorm lasted for more than half a month before it subsided.
Da Mei:.........
"Yi Cheng, why did you use so much force to kill a few mortals?"
"Such a commotion will surely attract the attention of any nearby cultivation forces."
"When we're traveling, we should know when to keep a low profile."
"Otherwise, if we cause trouble we shouldn't, we'll get a spanking from our master when we get back to the mountain..."
Da Mei educated me for a while.
Yi Cheng lowered her head, staring at her little belly, and stammered, "Goose...goose, try not to exert yourself too much next time."
brush--
Da Mei jumped down from the tree, picked up a branch from the ground, and wrote a big "侠" (xia, meaning hero/knight) character on the ground.
"Do you know what the character '一橙' means?"
"The goose...the goose doesn't know."
Yi Cheng shook her head.
"This is the character '侠' (xiá, meaning chivalrous). On the left is '人' (rén, meaning person), which represents a person's actions. On the right is '夹' (jiā, meaning to clamp), which depicts a large person leading two smaller people. It means that a powerful person helps a weak person."
The greatest heroes are those who serve their country and its people; the lesser heroes are those who fight against the strong and help the weak, upholding justice.
What you just did was to help the weak and punish the strong, and to uphold justice.
Think about it. If those bandits had stormed into the town behind us, wouldn't they have killed everyone in the town, including the old shopkeeper who cooked for us? And those lovely children you saw would have died too. But now, you've killed those bandits and saved them.
Therefore, your actions just now are worthy of the title "hero".
Yi Cheng, do you know?
Da Mei, with the air of a little scholar, spoke eloquently.
Yi Cheng nodded, seemingly confused.
"Uncle Guo, is Da Mei Nen talking about Uncle Guo?"
"Hmm...more or less."
"Roar! Roar! Roar! The goose is going to be a hero!"
Yi Cheng brandished a small bamboo sword haphazardly under the old locust tree, slashing down locust leaves.
Old locust tree: ...................
"Then I, the King of Lucky Koi, will be the second hero!"
"Squeak, I, Grandpa Rabbit, am one of the Three Heroes!"
"We are the Four Heroes."
"We are the Five Heroes."
"..............."
"Hey, Zhang Wuxia, where's your Susu?"
"Sister Cheng, what is Susu?"
"Hey, you don't even know Su Su? You're asking for it!"
"Oh~, ah~, wow~, Sister Orange, you're amazing! I was defeated in one move~, ouch~~"
"Hehehe... I am the greatest hero of our time, Yi Cheng!"
"Hero, spare us! We have to run!"
"Awooooo~~, Big brother, let's run away together~~~"
"Goose, goose, goose..."
"Giggle giggle..."
"Squeak squeak squeak..."
A group of people ran off into the distance while playing.
Da Mei glanced at the old locust tree behind her, her palm crackling with spiritual energy, and took out a top-grade spirit stone that slowly dissolved into the locust tree's body.
"Little locust tree, our meeting is predestined. I see you are about to gain spiritual insight, so I will lend you a hand."
Da Mei chuckled sweetly, put her little hands behind her back, and skipped away into the distance.
A gentle breeze swept past, causing the old locust tree branches to sway and leaves to fall.
"Ah~~"
At this moment, the figure in the sky finally fell, crashing into the ground several meters deep with a bang, lifeless.
The dust swept by, burying all traces.
......
In the days that followed, Da Mei thought it best to go to Si Wu's house as soon as possible.
However, Yi Cheng and his friends got addicted to the game, and all they could think about was helping the weak and punishing the strong, and becoming a peerless hero.
So a group of people traveled on their journey, helping the weak and punishing the strong.
Sure enough, on the seventh day, the group encountered a band of bandits robbing a caravan and even attempting to rape a respectable woman in broad daylight.
Upon seeing this, Yi Cheng's fat body trembled with excitement, and he charged forward with a "whoosh," quickly dispatching the bandits. Then, he squinted his small eyes and burst into laughter at the frail woman.
"Hehehe, the goose saved you, so go home with the Golden Wheel Monk and have your babies!"
"Yes, yes, my sister Cheng saved you, you have to repay her with your body."
The toad provides the assist.
When the woman saw this strange-looking thing, she immediately burst into tears.
The cries were even more heart-wrenching than when they had been bullied by bandits.
"One orange!"
Upon seeing this, Da Mei immediately shouted angrily.
"How are you any different from a bandit?"
"Come here, stretch out your little hands."
"No, goose."
"Hurry up, stretch out your little hand."
Da Mei immediately brought out the ruler and raised it high.
"With the ruler above, seeing the ruler is like seeing the master; how dare you disobey, Yi Cheng?"
"Da Mei, Da Mei, I was wrong. I was just teasing her. I don't really want to have babies with her."
"Nonsense, even if you really wanted to have children, you couldn't."
Why?
"Because... ugh, you held out your little hand first, it's so infuriating!"
"Little Fatty, come here, all the geese stretch out their little hands."
"Why? I didn't ask her to come home and have babies with me."
Little Fatty pouted, unwilling.
Yi Cheng immediately glared at him, "Little Fatty, the geese agreed that we'd share the good times and the bad times."
"Then...why doesn't the black rabbit come over and stretch out its little hand?"
"Squeak, I'm here! I, Grandpa Rabbit, am the most loyal of all! Da Mei, come and slap our hands together!"
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