Nobody stole your little snowman.
Qin Shou looked at the silly little girl speechlessly.
"Huh? Where did the goose's little snowman go?"
Yi Cheng stared wide-eyed at Qin Shou with an innocent look.
Did you sleep with it yesterday?
"yes. "
It's hidden in your bed.
"Wow."
Da da da!
Yi Cheng ran into the house.
Da da da!
Yi Cheng ran out again.
"Master, the little snowman isn't in bed."
"Is your bed wet?"
"Wow! Master, you're so amazing! How did you know the goose's blankets were wet?"
Qin Shou rolled his eyes. "Your little snowman melted into water."
Yi Cheng scratched her little head. "Master, why does it turn into water?"
"Because the indoor temperature was too high, it turned into water."
"Master, why is the room so hot?"
"Because the house has a function of keeping warm, the heat inside cannot dissipate, so the indoor temperature is relatively high."
"Master, why do houses have the function of keeping warm?"
“............”
Qin Shou was speechless. Why was this guy forcing him to hit someone so early in the morning?
Qin Shou silently took off the soles of his shoes.
"Master, why are you taking off your shoes?"
"you guess? "
"I bet Master is going to spank the goose's bottom again."
"Guess correctly, there's a prize."
Snap snap snap...
Qin Shou raised his shoe sole and chased after Yi Cheng, hitting him wildly.
"The goose transforms..."
"Hehe, Master, now there are six geese. Do you know which one is the real goose?"
Six orange-colored creatures surrounded the Qin beast, their hands on its chubby waists, and laughed triumphantly, "Goose, goose, goose!"
"Wow, Yicheng, you've gotten smarter!"
Qin Shou showed a hint of surprise.
This girl, you could say she's highly intelligent, but sometimes she can't even count; you could say she's unintelligent, but sometimes she's quite clever.
However, she used all her cleverness on food and play. If she used it on cultivation, Qin Shou even felt that she would leave Xiao Xuan far behind.
Because Yi Cheng was so strange, he only cultivated for one hour each day, and would sometimes daydream or slack off. Even so, his cultivation level was comparable to Xiao Xuan's.
"Hehehe, Master, I think I've gotten so much smarter! I even think that now, even the Four-No-Man is smarter than me, hmph."
Yi Cheng proudly tilted her little head up.
"Wow, goodness gracious, where did you get that confidence?"
Qin Shou laughed loudly and used the Six Heavenly Shadow Techniques to create six clones, one of which chased after an orange-haired opponent.
"Wow~ ( ?′??`? ), Master is so cheeky."
Yi Cheng immediately started howling and running around the hilltop.
Qin Shou was just chasing after her to scare her, which was also a way of indirectly urging her to lose weight.
"Little Fatty, Little Fatty, help! Master is beating a goose! Come quickly and help the goose!"
In the spirit pool, a little fat fish had just woken up and groggily swam to the surface. Upon hearing Yi Cheng's call, it immediately plunged its little head back into the water.
"Hmph, that chubby kid is disloyal."
Yi Cheng cursed loudly.
Glug glug!
Little Fatty muttered to himself, blowing bubbles in the water, "Loyalty won't put food on the table."
......
Half an hour later.
Qin Shou felt that he had done enough exercise for the day, so he stopped scaring Yi Cheng.
"Kids, let's play a game!"
Qin Shou waved his hand, beckoning everyone on the hilltop to the slingshot rack.
At this moment, the cliffside was filled with several baskets of brightly colored pebbles, all of which were quite large.
"Ha, more games to play!"
Upon hearing that there was a game, Little Fatty immediately floated to the surface of the water, his body flashing with light as he transformed into a chubby, fair-skinned little boy, and trotted over excitedly.
Ever since he was possessed by a quasi-god last night, Little Fatty feels incredibly powerful now.
"Master, what game are we going to play today?"
Little Fatty eagerly asked, "How about we play snowball fight again? I'm sure I'll hit the bad guy every time!"
"We're not playing that today, we're playing Angry Birds."
Qin Shou patted Little Fatty's head and said with a smile, "Come here, let me explain the rules to you."
"Did you see that bad guy on the hill in the distance?"
Qin Shou pointed to a small hill in the distance, where there was a cross with Zhou Xiansheng tied to it. The straight-line distance from the hilltop was only about 150 meters, so hitting it would be quite difficult.
"I saw it! I saw that bad guy!"
Little Fatty jumped around excitedly, as if seeing that bad guy was something extraordinary.
"Okay, our rules are simple. You take the stones from this basket and use this slingshot to launch them. Line up, one stone per person, taking turns. Each successful shot earns you a dish. Whoever comes in first gets a special meal."
"Are you okay? Are you all ready?"
Qin Shou asked loudly.
"Ready!"
The kids perked up immediately at the mention of food.
Especially Little Fatty, her neck is almost tilted to the sky. She hit the bullseye every time yesterday, so she'll definitely be able to eat lots and lots of food today.
"start! "
As soon as Qin Shou gave the order, the little ones all began to scramble to be the first to arrive.
"I'll go first, I was the best yesterday!"
"No, the goose is the fattest chick on Turtle Mountain, it should go first."
"Squeak, squeak, I, Grandpa Rabbit, am the blackest! I want to go first!"
The three little ones couldn't decide which one to fight over.
At this moment, Da Mei stepped forward, cleared her throat, and said, "I'll go first. I'm the prettiest person on Turtle Mountain besides Master and Sister Wen. Do you have any objections?"
"No, no, no."
The little ones all shook their heads.
"Okay, then, Da Mei Nen will go first."
Yi Cheng jumped up and, with her little belly sticking out, pushed Xiao Pang and Hei Tu aside, making room for Da Mei.
"Okay, you go first, sister."
"Yes, yes, Da Mei is the most beautiful, Da Mei goes first."
Black Rabbit and Little Fatty chimed in.
Zhou Xiansheng, in the distance: ...Has anyone asked for my opinion?
Is hitting me once only worth a dish?
call out----
Da Mei pulled back the slingshot, and a blue pebble shot out like a small cannonball, so fast that the air itself made a cracking sound.
Just kidding, that's dragon tendon, incredibly elastic.
"Oops, I missed."
Da Mei felt a little regretful.
"It's okay, Da Mei, we'll give you two chances. You can try again."
Yi Cheng waved her little hand to indicate that there was no rush.
"Okay, sister, smash it one more time."
Little Fatty ran up to Da Mei, holding a large, dark blue pebble.
"No, little sister. Master said everyone gets one chance. Next up is Orange Rabbit, then you, and then Black Rabbit."
"No...no, Da Mei, you've finally had the chance to play with us, please give you another chance."
Yi Cheng declined, ran over and wrapped the pebble in Xiao Pang's hand in her leather pocket, then untied the rubber band and handed it to Da Mei, saying, "Here you go, Da Mei."
"Okay, then I'll play one more time, hehe."
Da Mei readily accepted, then with a cry of surprise, she took several steps back, slowly untied the rubber band, and then released it with a "Song!" The pebbles in her pocket instantly sprang out.
With a thud, it hit Zhou Xiansheng's shoulder.
"Yay! I won!" (＾－＾)V
Da Mei instantly jumped for joy, making a "V" sign with both hands.
Wow! You're amazing, Da Mei (older sister)!
Yi Cheng and Xiao Pang clapped their hands happily, while the black rabbit squeaked behind them.
"The geese are here! The geese are here!"
Yi Cheng excitedly ran to the basket, took out a pebble, then thought it was too small and threw it away. He ran to the cliff and picked up a huge rock, weighing at least forty or fifty pounds, and put it in his leather bag.
"Goose, goose, goose... Master, is this rock big?"
Yi Cheng's lips curled up slightly into a smile.
At this moment, in the eyes of Little Fatty and Black Rabbit, Little Fatty was radiating golden light all over his body under the sunlight.
"ah-- "
With a loud shout, Yi Cheng kicked off the ground with her little legs, stuck out her little bottom, and pulled the rubber band backward continuously until it stretched dozens of meters away. But just as she was about to let go, she suddenly stepped on the smooth stone she had just thrown away. Her foot slipped, and with a cry of "Ouch!" she was sent flying, stone and all.
"Ah ...
In mid-air, a small orange face trembled with excitement.
"Ah ...
Zhou Xiansheng was also screaming in terror.
He knew about the terrifying strength of this chubby human girl.
Bang--
The next moment, the stone veered off course, but Yi Cheng was like a cannonball, hitting Zhou Xiansheng squarely in the chest. Then, with a "bang," the cross behind Zhou Xiansheng shattered into pieces.
Immediately afterwards, Zhou Xiansheng was sent flying by the round cannonball, crashing into a large mountain behind him with a loud bang, accompanied by a cloud of dust and the entire mountain shaking several times.
"??????"
Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, but only briefly.
He knew that Yi Cheng's physical body was such that even if he smashed through hundreds of mountains, he would be unharmed.
"Ouch, I'm feeling a little dizzy."
Inside the mountain, Yi Cheng lay on Zhou Xiansheng's body, shaking her little head in a daze.
“..........”
At this moment, Zhou Xiansheng's face was full of black lines as he glared fiercely at the chubby little girl lying on top of him.
When did a mere Nascent Soul cultivator dare to act so arrogantly towards me?
"What are you staring at, goose?"
Yi Cheng asked sharply.
Zhou Xiansheng didn't answer, but was thinking that if he got out of trouble in the future, he would definitely scrape off several layers of fat from this little chubby girl's body.
Snap!
Suddenly, a large, crisp slingshot swung over.
Yi Cheng scolded, "What are you doing, goose? Why aren't you answering me?"
Master Goose said, "If someone asks a goose a question and it doesn't answer, that's considered aloof. But if a goose asks someone a question and they don't answer, that's considered impolite."
"Tell me, why are you being so rude?"
"Speak up, you!"
Smack! Smack! Smack!
Yi Cheng patted Zhou Xiansheng's little face and urged him on repeatedly.
Zhou Xiansheng: ...........
Damn it, why do all the people up here like taking pictures of people's faces...?
"Ah...why aren't you answering me? Do you look down on me?"
"Master Goose said, 'A person should strive to prove themselves and not let others look down on them.'"
Bang bang bang...
Yi Cheng's little fists kept pounding on Zhou Xiansheng's small chest.
"I...I...you...you...pfft..."
Zhou Xiansheng wanted to speak, but couldn't get the words out. In the end, he coughed up a mouthful of blood, a sign of his depression.
If the Qin beast hadn't appeared in time, Zhou Xiansheng would probably have vomited several more pounds of blood today.
"Yi Cheng, why are you hitting it?"
Qin Shou led the two back to the mountain and questioned them.
"Master, the goose asked him a question, but he ignored it. He even said the goose was fat and looked like a fool. The goose... the goose got angry, so it hit him."
Yi Cheng pouted her little mouth in grievance.
Pfft!
Zhou Xiansheng spat out another mouthful of blood high in the air.
When did I say you were fat?!
When did I say you were stupid?
Who would have thought this seemingly clumsy, chubby girl could conjure something out of thin air...?
"Oh, then he deserves it."
Qin Shou stroked his chin and responded with a sound of agreement.
"Ha, Master, so the goose hit him, right?"
Yi Cheng started to take credit.
However, this immediately drew the ire of the younger children, who all voiced their criticisms:
"Yi Cheng, you've broken the stand! How are we supposed to play now?"
"Exactly, Yi Cheng, you fouled; it doesn't count as a point."
"Yes, Cheng committed a foul; she should also be penalized points."
The little ones chattered away, and the little boat of friendship almost capsized again.
In the end, Qin Shou ruled that Yi Cheng had no points and punished her by making her cut down several large trees to make a cross.
Normally, Yi Cheng is incredibly slow at work, always making excuses and procrastinating. But today, just for fun, he finished setting up the frame in about half an incense stick's time and quickly strapped Zhou Xiansheng onto it—it was incredibly smooth.
"Alright, the geese can play again now, geese, geese, geese..."
The few small creatures on the hilltop began firing in turns again.
Little Fatty, who is supposed to be a quasi-god, was not accurate today and was so angry that he was yelling loudly on the mountaintop.
Black Rabbit played for a whole morning and only hit the target once.
The most proud one is Yi Cheng. Every time he launches a rock, he thinks of a dish, and he hits it more times than Da Mei.
Time flies.
The morning passed in laughter and joy.
At noon, the little ones sat on the edge of the cliff eating their rice bowls. When it was their turn, they would put down their bowls and chopsticks, first flick a rock, and then come back to continue scrambling for rice.
Seeing how much they enjoyed themselves, Zhou Xiansheng was almost moved to tears.
In the afternoon, the sunlight was gentle.
Qin Shou lay under the peach tree basking in the sun, watching the little ones playing happily.
"Um? "
Suddenly, Qin Shou looked up and saw the sea of clouds churning, with two figures rapidly approaching and arriving in an instant.
One man and one woman.
The man, with a bruised and swollen face, was being carried by the woman; he had clearly just been beaten.
The woman was tall and slender, with eyebrows like crescent moons, eyes like stars, skin like white jade, and a face more beautiful than peach blossoms. She was exceptionally beautiful and possessed the charm of a stunning young woman.
Are you sure Yun Anran is here?
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This is so awkward to write ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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