Chapter 2: The rabbit seduced me first.



"Hachihachi—"

At the dining table, the senior student became a mere glutton.

Master Zhang Cuishan comforted Qin Shou as always:

"Little Qin Beast, don't be discouraged if you don't have spiritual roots. Your master won't despise you."

Everyone has their own destiny, and it cannot be forced.

"Look, even though your senior brother has spiritual roots and can cultivate, he's over 40 years old and only at the third level of Qi Refining. It's the same as not cultivating at all."

"Aren't you right?"

right!

You're absolutely right!

Qin Shou rolled his eyes.

This young master has a cheat code; this young master is a man who will pursue the path to immortality!

"Ah, yes, yes, Master, you're absolutely right."

The Qin beast obediently responded.

"No, no, that's not right."

"Master, you're almost 80 years old and you're only at the 9th level of Qi Refining, which seems about the same as me?"

The eldest brother stopped eating, scratched his head, and stared at his master with an innocent look.

Snap!

A bamboo chopstick hit me on the head.

"You talk too much."

Zhang Cuishan was furious.

"Master, you hit me with your chopsticks again. I feel like you've made me stupid."

"Otherwise, with my talent, I might have already reached the fourth level of Qi Refining."

The burly man in his forties pouted, his big eyes filled with tears, looking utterly aggrieved.

That scene—

"Master, I suddenly feel like I'm not hungry anymore."

Qin Shou put down his bowl and chopsticks.

"No, junior brother, you're still growing, you need to eat more."

"Here, have a piece of tofu that your senior sister personally ground."

The gentle senior sister placed a piece of tofu into Qin's bowl.

"But my senior brother is too ugly, I...I can't eat...(??v?v??) ..."

Qin Shou looked aggrieved, tears welling up in his eyes.

Senior Brother: .........(⊙_⊙)?

Bang!

Zhang Cuishan kicked his senior brother away, yelling, "You worthless brat, go sit by the door and eat!"

Senior Brother: .........⊙▃⊙! ! !

"Junior sister..."

"What master? What sister? Senior brother, it's all your fault! You're so ugly, yet you're always trying to act cute. Look at you, you've ruined your junior brother's appetite."

The gentle senior sister put her hands on her hips and glared fiercely at the senior brother.

Senior Brother: .........o((⊙﹏⊙))o........

"Wow--"

"You unfilial disciple, stop crying! Your crying is awful. If you scare Little Qin Beast again, I'll skin you alive! Humph!"

"Gah...okay...alright, I'll keep eating then, hachi hachi hachi..."

......

It was afternoon.

Senior sister took Qin Shou to the vegetable garden to plant vegetables.

biu~

The senior sister emitted a burst of energy from her fingertip, blasting a crater the size of a fist into the ground.

"Wow~~, Senior Sister is so amazing?! (ˊ?ˋ )?!!!"

Qin Shou clapped his little hands happily, his big eyes filled with admiration.

"Hmph <( ̄︶ ̄)>"

The senior sister stood with her hands on her slender waist, looking smug.

really!

Women are the easiest to please!

Especially my senior sister!

"Little Qin Beast, why aren't you going to release the seeds?"

"Okay, senior sister."

Qin Shou ran to the pit with his short legs, deftly took out a few seeds from the white goose's belly pocket and put them into the pit, then skillfully used a small shovel to shovel soil and cover the seeds.

biu~biu~biu~~

Then, my senior sister bombarded dozens more small pits, row upon row, neatly arranged.

"Wow--"

"Wow--"

"Wow--"

"Senior sister, you're so cool and sexy~ (???????)"

While praising his senior sister, Qin Shou quickly got to work.

"Haha, it's just so-so."

Under Qin Shou's flattery, the senior sister gradually lost herself, bombarding the area with thousands of small pits in one afternoon, exceeding her task target.

This was a real hardship for the Qin beast.

"Waaaaah, senior sister, please don't explode! We only need a hundred!"

After finishing his work, Qin Shou watered the seeds again until he collapsed on the ground from exhaustion.

......

The moon shone brightly that night.

Qin Shou fell into a deep sleep in his senior sister's arms.

In his daze, Qin Shou felt as if he were holding two big, white steamed buns, soft and comfortable to squeeze.

"Hey, junior brother, what are you doing?"

The senior sister let out a sound of shame and anger.

"Senior sister, are you calling me?"

Qin Shou groggily opened his eyes. "Senior sister, I'm hungry o(` · ~ · ′。)o, can you cook something for Chichi?"

"Oh dear, what time is it now? Junior brother, be good and go to sleep. Your senior sister will make you something delicious tomorrow."

"Senior sister, I want to eat meat!"

"Okay, Senior Sister will have Senior Brother go hunting tomorrow and make you braised pork."

"Mmm, senior sister is so nice."

Qin Shou nestled against his senior sister's full breasts and fell asleep contentedly.

In his dream, Qin Shou arrived at a lush green grassland, where two large white rabbits hopped and skipped about, full of life.

Because it was so hungry, the Qin beast pounced on it without thinking and started biting indiscriminately.

"Aaaaaah, little Qin beast, what are you doing?! You're driving your senior sister crazy!!!"

"Aww~, Senior Sister, the rabbit seduced me first! Ahhh, Senior Sister, please don't spank me! ヾ(≧o≦)〃~"

"I'll hit you, serves you right for not being obedient, hmph (°ヘ°)"

"Waaaaah~, Senior Sister, I was wrong! I was just hungry!"

"You still dare to talk back? I'll give your little bottom a good spanking today!"

*Clap clap clap...*

......

The next day

Qin Shou got up, clutching his swollen, red bottom, and began his daily routine.

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"Fuck your mother"

Qin Shou grumbled as he ate his breakfast.

After breakfast, I started chopping wood.

After chopping firewood, he carried his mini bucket down the mountain to fetch water.

Then water the vegetable garden...

The master said that this was to train himself, strengthen his physique, and perhaps even open up his acupoints and allow him to follow the path of martial arts cultivation.

While martial arts cultivation at its peak cannot grant immortality, it can at least extend one's lifespan by a little.

Qin Shou thought that the old man was just trying to trick him into working.

noon.

"Junior brother, time to eat! Your senior brother hunted a wild boar for you today; there'll be braised pork!"

Holy crap! There's meat in it!

Qin Beast's eyes gleamed.

"Waaaah, my senior brother is so ugly! I've lost my appetite, I'm not eating!"

Qin Shou threw down his bowl and chopsticks.

The master kindly kicked the eldest brother away.

The Qin beast ate the whole bowl of meat by itself.

Senior Brother: ...........???

In the afternoon,

Qin Shou held a small stool and watched his senior sister practice magic in the distance.

A small tornado appeared, snapping a tree as thick as a bowl in the distance.

"Wow, senior sister is so amazing!"

Praises from the Qin beasts occasionally drifted up from under the eaves.

Was that a compliment?

No,

That's an evening snack.

Braised pork belly, braised pork belly, braised pork belly, yum!

My senior sister's braised pork is absolutely divine!

night,

When you see meat on the table

The senior student then picked up his bowl and chopsticks and walked to the door.

Its big, pitiful eyes glanced at the braised pork on the table~~~

"Senior brother, have a piece of meat."

Qin Shou, being sensible, picked up a piece of meat, scrambled off the chair with a "whoosh," and ran briskly towards the door.

"Ah—! Thank you, junior brother!"

At that moment, Qin Shou clearly saw a light in his senior brother's eyes.

Thump!

"oops....."

Qin Shou tripped over the threshold and knocked out a front tooth.

"Waaaah, Master..."

"Ahhh, you wicked disciple..."

Zhang Cuishan got angry, and the eldest brother flew out.

"Aww~, I'll be back!"

......

And so, Qin Shou lived a similar life every day.

Although I can't cultivate, I'm still carefree.

Moreover, Qin Shou firmly believed that one day in the future he would draw a top-grade spiritual root and soar to great heights.

So he wasn't in a hurry at all.

It's simply a matter of starting or starting sooner or later.

Because in his eyes, the transmigrator is the chosen one, the future emperor, and the Qin Beast.

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