Chapter 1358: Forest Animals, Danger!!!



"This is your drinking water for three days, ancestor, please save it!"

"The water that is flowing is not your water, it is the source of life!!!"

"I feel a little sad, what's going on?"

"Liang Jingjing, have you been conquered by your elder sister's talent? Have you lost even a little bit of your rationality? Let her be more frugal!"

I watched Ye Wan use the drinking water that the program crew delivered to him in the middle of the night as tap water.

After washing the chicken inside and out and washing my hands, only the bottom of the 5L bucket of purified water was left.

Ye Wan and Liang Jingjing looked normal.

The more than one billion viewers in the live broadcast room felt heartbroken.

Ye Wan was holding the chicken and asked Liang Jingjing, "Do you dare to take it?"

"Why not?"

Liang Jingjing took it with a smile and poked the wild rooster's comb, "I watched it die, how could it bite me?"

I saw Ye Wan digging a hole, piling up firewood, lighting the fire and then running into the woods.

Netizens seemed to know what she was doing.

"Beggar's chicken? No way?"

"But beggar's chicken has no taste, so it can only be called boiled chicken? It's not very delicious either!"

"Hehe... the cabin is almost finished. Do you think she will be out of seasoning?"

"I firmly believe that she must have some spices. Didn't she go into the spice shop at the small wholesale market that day?"

"Oh, I remember now! I bought the big iron pot at the spice shop next door!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Wan ran back carrying two huge leaves of the plant.

He used the little remaining water in one of the buckets to rinse the leaves, motioned to Liang Jingjing to put the chicken on the leaves, and Ye Wan took out various seasonings from his bag.

Over the next ten minutes, more than one billion netizens watched as Ye Wan and Liang Jingjing used their four hands to give the chicken a full-scale massage with all kinds of seasoning powders.

Then, he wrapped it in leaves and buried it in the pit where firewood had just been burned.

“In 20 minutes, delicious basil chicken, ready to eat!”

Ye Wan looked at the dark, smoking pit on the ground, with a look of regret on his face, "If I had known earlier, I would not have rushed back just now. I should have caught the rabbit as well."

The live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

Liang Jingjing bit her lip, "Ah? Rabbits are so cute, how can you eat them?"

“…”

Ye Wan shrugged, "Okay, since you're so cute, I'll let the rabbit from Wufeng Mountain go."

Liang Jingjing smiled.

The live broadcast room was no longer calm.

"So, she came prepared with a big iron pot, right?"

“Ahhhhhhh, shouting for the 10,086th time: Forest animals, danger! Retreat quickly, retreat quickly!”

"Rabbit: The Sparkling Fairy must have been Chang'e in her previous life, so I was able to escape this life!"

"Ye Ji: What did I do wrong to have to meet this female devil Ye Wan?"

"Tiger, wild boar, black bear: We are animals protected by the state. She shouldn't dare to do anything to us, right?"

"What if?"

“??? Who said that? Tell me your name and I’ll beat you to death!”

Directed and acted in the film by themselves, netizens had a lot of fun.

When he looked up again, Ye Wan had already dug out the beggar's chicken with a wooden stick, and he and Liang Jingjing sat under a tree in the dense forest and started to eat it.

"It looked like a skinny chicken just now, how come there is so much fat? Ahhhh, I'm dying of greed!"

"Why should I watch their food shows in the middle of the day? Ahhh, if I had known I should have ordered Sichuan pepper chicken instead of pickled fish for lunch, I'm so pissed!"

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, look at other people, maybe you will feel better."

???

Turn your head and look at the other four windows.

Netizens were all silent.

(End of this chapter)


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