"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, every day this sister refreshes my understanding of human beings!"
"I saw it, I heard it, but I had no idea what was going on."
"I saw it, heard it, and knew what happened, but I don't understand what it is!!!"
"So... the man and the monkey had an argument, and the man won, so he took the monkey's things in broad daylight. Is that what you mean?"
"But the question is, how did she win the argument?"
“…”
Exclamation marks and ellipsis marks flew across the screen, and hundreds of millions of viewers watched Ye Wan humming a little tune all the way back to the foot of the mountain.
After hesitating a little between asking Liang Jingjing to throw down the ladder and climbing the tree to swing, Ye Wan decisively chose to climb the tree to swing.
When Liang Jingjing and Xu Jiahao heard the noise outside, they walked to the cave entrance together.
Just then, Ye Wanfei came in, carrying a bottle of wine, a bag, and a plate of bananas.
Liang Jingjing: ???
Xu Jiahao:!!!
"This... was all stolen?"
Looking at the banana, pine nut and monkey wine piled on the ground, Liang Jingjing looked at Ye Wan in disbelief, "Sister Wan, didn't the senior brother beat you to death?"
"Big Brother is not at home!"
Ye Wan smiled and said, "His disciples and grandchildren warmly welcomed me and invited me to come again next time."
???
"Enthusiasm? You've already left, but the monkeys are still confused. Which monkey's face did you see the word enthusiasm on?"
"I can see fear and reluctance."
"Since the senior brother is not at home, I think you are the naughty monkey! Otherwise, how could the monkeys let you go?"
"It's over, it's over. I guess after tonight, all the animals in Wufeng Mountain will know that a tyrant has come to the mountain. Starting tomorrow, the forest will be quiet with only the three of them, right?"
When he looked up again, he saw that Ye Wan had already built a stone stove at the entrance of the cave, put the iron pot in place, and turned his backpack upside down.
Ye Wan picked up the firewood leaves and turned the medium heat down to low, ready to start frying the pine nuts.
Barrage: ...!!! "Jingjing, is this the most miserable dinner we've ever had tonight?"
The rustling sound of stir-frying was accompanied by Ye Wan's teasing.
Liang Jingjing ate a banana with a funny look on her face, "There are fruits and dried fruits, is this called being down and out?"
“Yes, yes…”
Xu Jiahao nodded, "I've been eating too well these past few days, so tonight I'll just clean my intestines and get rid of the fat."
Barrage: ...
"It's been ten days since we entered the mountains? And this is the only meal you guys are having. It makes me feel like you're trying to survive in the wilderness."
"Reporting, today is the 14th day. They entered Wufeng Mountain last Sunday."
"??? It's only half a month tomorrow? Oh my god! I thought a month was almost over."
"Very good, my happiness will last for another half a month! Come on, you three!"
The rustling sound of frying stopped, and the netizens who were chatting all looked up.
Ye Wan took out a pine nut from the pot, poured it from his left hand to his right hand, let it cool, peeled it and tasted it, then he lifted the large iron pot and poured the pine nuts on the banana leaves, "Original flavor, you two can eat it together."
After saying that, Ye Wan turned back to look at the drone, "Director, we don't want purified water, can we exchange it for two kilograms of coarse salt?"
"What are you doing? Stir-fried pine nuts with salt and pepper? Please let the squirrels go. How many pine cones must they have knocked off to store all those nuts? My front teeth are almost broken!"
"No, I think she wants to make bacon."
"Second Senior Brother has been eaten by them, how can she pickle Second Senior Brother? She can't possibly be planning to take advantage of the First Senior Brother, right?"
"You know too much about the front!"
“…”
(End of this chapter)