Although the Chinese New Year has passed, the atmosphere of the New Year is still there.
A layer of mist formed on the speaker of the record player, and clouds of steam kept caressing the huge locust head in front of it.
Clank, clank! Hey!
"Chongkui~" The lady sang two words in a slow tempo with long drawls.
Li Banfeng had never heard of this term: "What is a worm leader?"
"One of the leaders of insect cultivators, stronger than the local gods. Wait... this is not an ordinary insect leader. Let me smell it. This thing seems to have another fortune.
There is no mistake, there is no mistake, it is indeed a gift from someone else, it is a good thing, it is really a good thing!"
The antennae on the huge locust's head were still trembling slowly.
The bug seemed to be alive and it was terrified.
There was more and more dew on the trumpet-shaped mouth. The lady could not suppress her appetite, but she was still a little worried about the origin of the head.
"Hey, sir, where did this insect leader's head come from?"
Li Banfeng told the truth: "The peddler sold it to me."
"A peddler? Selling it to you?" The record player didn't quite believe it. "How could a peddler sell this to you? My husband, this is not something you can joke about."
Li Banfeng looked unhappy: "When did I say that I was joking? The peddler sold it to me. He offered twenty dollars, and I asked if he would sell it for fifteen? He said yes."
Da da da~hey!
Wheezing! Wheezing!
There was something wrong with the lady's cognition, and she suspected that Li Banfeng was crazy.
"Sir, you just said fifteen and twenty. They shouldn't be Huan Guo notes, right?"
"It's Huanguo banknotes."
"You mean 1.5 billion or 2 billion? Can you come up with that much money?"
Li Banfeng puffed out his chest and said, "How can I have so much money? I only spent fifteen yuan."
Wheezing! Wheezing!
A ball of steam enveloped Li Banfeng, filled with the tenderness and affection of his wife: "My husband, we are a loving couple, and we have never been suspicious of each other. It's just that my body is not good, so I haven't consummated the marriage with you. Please don't mind it, my husband."
Li Banfeng looked generous and smiled slightly, "Actually, I do mind it. We haven't consummated our marriage yet, so we are not a proper couple. But if you can oil the engine once a day, this matter is not impossible to discuss."
As he spoke, Li Banfeng took the oil bottle and opened the back cover of the computer case.
"Hey, husband~ Let's not talk about the engine oil for now. This engine oil is really... No, no, we don't need it..."
Although the singing voice was out of tune, the lady still gritted her teeth and persevered. After taking a breath, she continued, "My husband, the engine oil has been applied to you. Let's talk about this insect leader in detail. My husband, don't lie to me. Where did this thing come from?"
Li Banfeng was angry: "I told you, I bought it from the peddler. Since you don't trust me, I'll just throw it away."
Li Banfeng was about to throw it away, but the record player quickly stopped him: "Husband, you can't throw this thing away."
"Why can't you just throw it away? Why is there so much clutter on a fifteen dollar item?"
"Don't be upset, sir. You can add the oil as you like. Don't be angry, sir. I know I was wrong~"
The record player persuaded Li Banfeng to come back, and Tang Dao said, "Madam, I can testify on behalf of the master. It was indeed bought for fifteen yuan. The peddler also said that this thing should be eaten while it is fresh. It can be cooked into porridge or stewed in soup!"
"What kind of soup? What kind of porridge?" The record player inserted two needles into the locust's head. "Such a good thing must be eaten raw!"
Hiss! Hiss!
The copper lotus bloomed.
She bloomed with full dew.
She had previously refined a piece of the treasure of the dripping monster and Pan Dehai, but the lotus seeds were not yet mature. At this moment, she paused the refining, and the whirlwind in the lotus heart had already blown towards the tentacles of the locust's head.
"Honglian, are you greedy too? Don't be impatient!" The record player was still trying to restrain himself, "I still can't figure out what the peddler is thinking."
Jiuhulu rubbed against Li Banfeng. She wanted to explain a few words, but she had to get Li Banfeng's consent.
Li Banfeng patted the gourd twice under its waist and said, "If you have something to say, just say it. There's no need to be so restrained at home."
Hulu said to the record player: "Sister, my little brother has made great contributions in killing insects in Haichiling. This should be the reward from the peddler."
“You have made great contributions…”
What kind of merit deserves such a generous reward?
The lady didn't know much about the outside world. She wanted to ask for some details, but her irresistible appetite made her give up the idea of asking. "Loss and gain, no one owes anyone anything. This is indeed the nature of the peddler. If that's the case, then there's no need to worry! Hey, sisters, get your chopsticks ready!"
Tang Dao shouted: "I'm ready too!"
The record player trembled and began to suck the remaining soul and spirit of the locust.
The pendulum rushed forward and pleaded with the record player, "Madam, I have followed you closely and have never been afraid of a fight. You must not miss out on my reward."
After saying that, the pendulum stepped forward and sucked a mouthful of the locust's brain.
The record player was furious, and a cloud of steam forced the pendulum back: "You unruly bitch, I haven't even finished eating yet, and you dare to stick your mouth out!"
"Time is what you cannot miss when you come; opportunity is what you cannot miss when you step on it!" Tang Dao rushed over and shouted, "My mistress is teaching you that this matter should not be given to that bitch Hanxue. In every battle, I was the one who rushed to the front!"
Tang Dao is not greedy, he just wants a tentacle.
The record player was not given to him, and the Tang sword was burned all over red.
The earring cried, "Master, I have been by your side, serving you diligently. When have I ever been lazy? I cannot be left out of this achievement."
"Not a few, not a few..." Li Banfeng comforted.
"I'm heartbroken. I'm willing to change the rules. I sincerely follow my master. Let me have a bite!" The teapot couldn't help it. He was sealed by the record player and couldn't use his strength. He forced himself to resist the scorching steam and wanted to come up to share some of the benefits.
Jiuhulu had been restraining himself, but the record player saw through his thoughts: "Sister, do you want to eat? Since you only eat flesh and blood, then wait until I finish eating, and then you can have a bite.
We are a family only after we have eaten together. There is no need to be polite. "
Jiuhulu was very nervous, not knowing whether the record player was inviting him sincerely or testing him intentionally.
She rubbed against Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng smiled and said, "Eat it, just treat it as a New Year's Eve dinner."
Seeing that this gourd had to ask Li Banfeng for permission no matter what happened, the lady was stunned for a moment and continued to suck on the locust's head.
All the magic weapons were gathered on the side, waiting for the break between the wife and Honglian to come forward and share a bite of the food.
Faintly, Li Banfeng heard a faint voice.
"Give me one bite, just one bite..."
Who is speaking?
Li Banfeng followed the sound for a long time and finally found the source of the sound.
Judge's pen.
The Judge's Pen is the result of laziness in cultivation.
Whenever he met Pan Dehai’s favorite, he wanted to share a bite of it. When he met the bloody monster, he also wanted to share a bite of it.
But he was too lazy to say it.
This time when he encountered the head of the insect leader, he couldn't resist and finally spoke.
Even the Judge’s Pen has spoken, is there something missing?
Li Banfeng remembered.
The fan given by Pan Dehai did not speak, and he could not speak either, because he had been refined by the copper lotus.
After practicing for so long, why is there no movement?
If the Heart's Taste and the Draining Monster were difficult to digest, it shouldn't take that long to refine a magic weapon.
Li Banfeng asked Tong Lianhua, but Tong Lianhua could not talk to Li Banfeng directly. The record player beside him explained while eating: "This is not Honglian's fault. She has cleaned up the folding fan, but the spirit in it is difficult to deal with.
The spirit of the fan was very loyal to Pan Dehai. It promised to follow her husband, but it had other thoughts. There must be some tricks by Pan Dehai. Even if it was refined again, it was still a bad seed with rebellious nature.
Honglian doesn’t eat raw food. This kind of high-level magic weapon has a spirit that can be considered a living thing. Honglian gave this spirit to my slave, and I ate it!"
"Eat it?" Li Banfeng frowned, "Then this magic weapon is useless, right?"
"It can't be said to be useless. The materials are still there. The materials of high-level magic weapons are very precious. If my husband encounters an obedient spirit in the future, he can refine it again. Miss Hulu, do you think this is appropriate?"
"Sister handled it well. It's the way it should be handled." Hulu broke out in a cold sweat again.
The lady was still absorbing spiritual energy when the red lotus created another whirlwind that blew over the insect leader's head.
The pendulum and the Tang sword also quietly moved to the side of the head.
The wife was angry: "What happened today? Why are you so unruly? Are you possessed by hungry ghosts?"
Gurgle~
The water tank of the record player also made a strange sound, which was very similar to the sound of a hungry person.
"Hey! Why is my little slave still hungry? This is too abnormal. Husband, did you bring anything back?"
Li Banfeng took the worm out of his pocket: "This was given to me by Pan Dehai."
"Intestine-rolling silkworm!" The wife was shocked. "Why did that old dog Pan Dehai give you this thing? I was wondering why the whole family was so hungry, it turns out it was this worm that caused the trouble!"
Li Banfeng said: "This thing is also a treasure."
"It is a treasure indeed, but it is of no use to anyone except food cultivators!"
"It can't be useless, right? If it doesn't work, let Honglian refine it into a magic weapon."
"This is a unique species in Haichiling. The magic weapon made from it is probably not very useful. The cost is not small. If you carry it with you, you will want to eat all the time. It will definitely be a burden."
"Then make the elixir."
"This thing can't be used to make any good elixir. If you eat it, you might turn into a hungry ghost. In the end, you still have to sell it to a food cultivator. Besides, Red Lotus doesn't eat raw food, so the soul of this insect has to be dealt with separately."
"Then give it to my wife to nourish her body."
"Thank you for your kindness, sir. If I eat it, I won't be so polite when I'm hungry. I'm afraid I will eat whatever I see."
You said this as if you are usually very polite.
Li Banfeng opened the can and asked, "According to you, how should we deal with this stuff?"
"Husband, don't bring it back home. It might cause trouble if you keep it for a long time! Sell it quickly and ask Shi Xiu to sell it. It should be able to get a good price." The record player was not exaggerating. Judging from the situation today, these magic weapons showed signs of being out of control. Even the Judge's Pen made by Lazy Xiu was talking.
Li Banfeng said while eating the canned food: "I can't carry this stuff with me all the time. The canned food at home is almost gone."
The record player blew out a cloud of steam, which enveloped the intestines and silkworms. "I'll trap it first, but it won't last long. My husband, please sell it as soon as possible."
The atmosphere in Sui Shen Ju is still lively. Even if the silkworms are controlled, the temptation of the leader of insects is still there.
The lady had eaten up all the spiritual energy and was quite tired. The other magic weapons shared some of the sweetness. Lotus took the insect head and layers of halo appeared on its body.
Li Banfeng left Suishenju, opened the map, and followed Mr. Yao's route back to Yaowanggou.
Jiuhulu was a little worried: "Little brother, I promise not to tell Elder Yao nonsense after I go back. If you really don't trust me, you don't have to go to Yaowanggou. But I still have the contract with me, so it's best to have an explanation."
Li Banfeng patted the gourd and said, "I trust you, and I also trust Mr. Yao."
…
In the living room, Honglian asked, "It seems that the gourd can't grasp the madman's thoughts."
huff~
"She really can't figure it out. I sometimes can't figure out what that madman is thinking." The gramophone yawned.
hiss~
Honglian asked softly, "Evil woman, are you going to recover? You have eaten a lot of good food in the past two days."
huff~
"Bitch, do you eat less good things than me? You gave the pills to the madman, so didn't you keep the good things for yourself?
You chewed for such a long time this time, so you must have gathered a lot of strength."
Honglian sneered: "I am just picking up some leftovers from your mouth. If you can leave this place one day, don't forget to take me with you."
snort~
"When you want to leave, you must let me know in advance, otherwise don't blame me for ruining your plans."
"Evil woman, do you think we can find a way out by ourselves?" Honglian created a whirlwind, opened the door of the outer room, and seemed to be looking at the door of the main room.
"Haven't you tried it before? This is the madman's house. No one can get out without going through the madman's hands. If you're not convinced, try it again." The record player yawned again and fell into a deep sleep.
The red lotus emits a halo and quickly refines the elixir.
We need to get more pills for this madman to eat. Honglian feels that the home cultivation is about to be promoted. If the travel cultivation cannot keep up, this madman may die.
While refining the elixir, Honglian looked towards the door from time to time.
Before leaving this place, the madman must be kept alive.
ps: Isn't it nice to live with Banfeng? Why does Honglian want to go out?
(End of this chapter)
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