Li Banfeng was searching around the house with a feather duster in his hand.
There is none in the main room.
There is none in the second room either.
When he walked to the third room, Li Banfeng saw Tang Dao sleeping against the door with a few pieces of rags beside him.
Tang Dao is very clean and likes to wipe his body with a cloth when he has nothing to do. Li Banfeng glanced at the third room, then closed the door and left. A piece of "rag" next to Tang Dao moved silently.
This isn't a piece of cloth, this is a glove, and the dirt and grease on it makes it look inconspicuous.
It stretched out two fingers and crawled slowly on the ground, preparing to get into the storage box.
Li Banfeng suddenly pushed open the door, picked up a feather duster, and hit the gloves violently.
The gloves shouted loudly: "Don't hit, don't hit, catch the thief and the stolen goods, you can't hit people without any evidence!"
While shouting, he ran to the door, rushed into the main room, and was wrapped in steam and burned half to death.
In desperation, Gloves crawled towards the door of Suishenju and struggled near the crack of the door for a long time, but couldn't get out.
Unless they were carried by Li Banfeng, no one could come in and out of Suishenju at will. In desperation, the gloves huddled together and cried, "Don't fight anymore. If you really kill someone, you will all be sued!"
Li Banfeng pointed at his gloves with a feather duster and asked, "Where's my wallet?"
"Who knows where your wallet is? What if I owe you money? I'm watching it for you every day?"
Gloves refused to admit it.
But Li Banfeng was indeed the one who did it.
Li Banfeng has always been skeptical about the origin of gloves.
It moves fast, but there are some differences between it and the Traveling Cultivator, especially in its body movements, which are obviously weirder than the Traveling Cultivator's.
When dealing with danger, the travel cultivators relied on speed and adaptability, while the gloves used more skills and insight, which reminded Li Banfeng of a Taoist sect he hated very much, the thief cultivators.
Li Banfeng had suffered from thieves in Green Water City. He just encountered a robber, which reminded him of the scene when he encountered thieves.
"You don't recognize me, right? I'll let A Lian greet you!" Li Banfeng picked up his gloves and went to room six.
Gloves shouted loudly: "In broad daylight, how can you frame me like this? I really didn't take your wallet. I didn't take it. I just picked it up!"
Li Banfeng held up the gloves and said, "Tell me clearly, where did you pick it up?"
"I found it in your clothes."
"Isn't that just stealing?" Li Banfeng picked up the feather duster and beat him up again.
"I hate nothing but stealing. A real man should do things in an upright manner. If we are short of money, we can just rob people. Why do we have to do such a dirty thing as stealing?"
The five fingers of the glove ran wildly and dodged everywhere, vomiting Li Banfeng's wallet from his stomach: "Don't hit me, don't hit me, to catch a thief you have to seize the stolen goods. You have no evidence, what right do you have to hit me?"
Li Banfeng continued to beat him: "The wallet is here, and you still say I have no evidence?"
Gloves shouted, "I have something to say. I'm not after your money. I just want you to see what I am made of!"
"What's your quality?" Li Banfeng stopped.
The glove used its thumb and little finger as legs to stand, with its index finger and ring finger clasped together, and its middle finger as a head. It stood upright in front of Li Banfeng and shook, saying, "Your cultivation is not low, and the magic weapon in your hand is also of considerable weight. For example, that record player is obviously not an ordinary item..."
Li Banfeng knocked his gloves to the ground with a feather duster and said, "Speak properly and don't give me the middle finger.
Also, the record player is my wife, not a magic weapon, so you have to call him Madam from now on."
The glove retracted the middle finger, replaced it with the index finger, shook it, and then said: "Let's not talk about the wife, let's talk about the cultivation first.
Since your cultivation is not low, you know how superb my methods are. When I stole the wallet from you, you didn't notice it at all. This is my real ability!
From now on, you carry me with you, and I can get whatever you want from the other side.
Especially when you encounter a strong enemy, I can take back what you can see, and I can also take back what you can't see.
After two rounds of fighting, you were able to take back the opponent's magic weapon. How can you not win this battle? I have such a good method, but you locked me up in this room. Isn't this unyielding?"
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "It's not a waste of talent, at most it's a waste of things."
Gloves snorted coldly, not very satisfied with Li Banfeng's statement.
Li Banfeng asked: "So, you are a thief cultivator, not a traveling cultivator."
The index finger of the glove shook slightly: "I don't like to hear the term thief cultivator, I think I am a traveling cultivator,
Our gate also needs to change locations frequently and move around more often. If we stay in one place for too long, we will be easily caught. Isn't this the same as traveling to repair the temple?"
"Bullshit!" Hong Ying yelled angrily, "You bastard, who the hell is like you? You deserve to die, you bastard!"
The spear was so powerful that the gloves lost their stance and fell to the ground, shouting, "Catch the thief and the stolen goods. You have no evidence, so why do you beat me?"
Li Banfeng frowned: "Why did you say that again?"
Mittens got up from the ground, got into position again, shook his head and said, "I always said this when I was beaten before. I'm used to it."
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "So, you are sincerely following me?"
Gloves nodded: "A good minister chooses his master to serve, and a good bird chooses his tree to roost. I think you have good character. You will be able to charge into battle in the future."
"You said the same thing to Wu Decheng, right?"
Wu Decheng, elder of the Qing Shou Society and the previous owner of the gloves.
Because the gloves didn't work at the critical moment, Old Wu didn't even have a chance to fight back.
Gloves shook his head and said, "Old Wu's character is much worse than yours. He and I were just playing around."
Li Banfeng nodded and smiled: "Are you sincere with me?"
"That's for sure!"
"All magic weapons in the world have their capital. Tell me, what capital do you have to spend to use them?"
The man tapped the table with his ring finger, looking like a big shot negotiating: "Talking about capital is polite. We are so close, so we should show some courtesy.
I'll get you whatever you want, and just let me take one thing from you afterwards.
Don't worry, it doesn't have to be something very valuable. You took advantage of me, but I shouldn't be at a disadvantage. It's only right that you give me some reward."
Li Banfeng shook the feather duster and asked, "Can you explain it more clearly?"
"Let me give you an example. You took me out to fight, and I stole a magic weapon for you, which was worth 100,000 dollars.
I'll take 20,000 yuan from you later, isn't that too much?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Not too much."
Gloves continued, "Sometimes what is taken away may not necessarily be a dollar, but sometimes it may be something else.
Gold, silver, gems, calligraphy and paintings, antiques, etc. In short, the price will not exceed the things I stole, and I will definitely not let you suffer a loss! "
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Besides these things, I'm afraid there are other things? Do you have to take some magic weapons from me occasionally?"
"That's not necessarily true..." Gloves' voice was a little low, and Li Banfeng hit the nail on the head.
Li Banfeng then asked: "Do you sometimes have to take something from me, such as my heart, liver, arms, legs, eyeballs, etc.?"
"Normally not..." Gloves' voice became even quieter.
Li Banfeng then asked: "If the price is right, can you still take my life?"
Gloves sighed: "How can I say this..."
Crash!
Li Banfeng poured tea on the gloves, burning them and wailing: "Catch the thief and the stolen goods. Even if you catch the stolen goods, you have to go to the government to complain. You can't abuse lynching!"
Li Banfeng said to the record player, "My lady, give him a good beating and teach him the rules of our family first."
The gloves tried to escape, but were trapped by the old teapot's barrier. The old teapot advised him earnestly: "Brother, you have to change the rules of this capital."
Gloves shook his finger and said, "This rule cannot be changed. It is the foundation of our survival!"
"Brother, I thought so at first, but I was disciplined for several months. I no longer think so. The result is the same anyway, so why do you want to make yourself suffer?"
Gloves snorted coldly and said, "People are different, gloves and teapots are different, I'm not that kind of spineless!"
The teapot had no choice but to pour another pot of tea.
The lady smiled and sent a puff of steam.
Half an hour later.
All the fingers of the glove were lying on the ground, leaving only one index finger, which was standing upright with difficulty. He said to Li Banfeng tremblingly, "Boss, what do you want me to do?"
Li Banfeng said, "You work for me, so I should give you some compensation, but you can't decide. You take whatever I give you. Do you understand?"
Gloves nodded repeatedly: "I will do whatever the boss tells me to do, and I will listen to you from now on."
Li Banfeng said: "Words are not enough, let's sign a contract!"
Normally, there should be a contract between the magic weapon and its owner, but Li Banfeng trusted the magic weapons under his command and did not ask them to sign a contract.
But gloves are an exception. They are of a high level and contain many tricks, so they must be guarded against.
A contract is easy to write. Jiuhulu had written a contract with Mr. Yao. In just a few words, the contract was finalized. The main content was that the magic weapon could not betray its owner.
Gloves read it carefully twice, but he didn't know if he could find the loophole.
He picked up a pen from the table and was about to sign when Li Banfeng took the pen down and replaced it with ink: "Don't make up a fake name to deceive me, give me your fingerprint!"
Gloves looked at the ink pad and was very resistant: "If this stuff gets on us, it will be hard to wash off!"
"I have a way to wash it for you," Li Banfeng said with a smile, "Don't talk too much, just press it quickly."
The record player was still worried, so he warned Li Banfeng, "My husband, these gloves are too evil. You should keep them at home for a while. When my husband reaches level 6, it won't be too late to take them out."
My dear, you don’t know that your husband has already reached more than six levels.
Your husband has the eleventh level of cultivation, can’t he control a magic weapon?
…
In the Lu family mansion, Duan Shaohong was still wiping tears in front of Duan Shaoxia: "Sister, please have pity on your sister and let me take Huaiyi away!"
Duan Shaoxia frowned and said nothing.
She was fed up with Duan Shaohong's nagging, and especially didn't want to see Duan Shaohong nagging in front of "Zhang Huaiyi".
When Monkey Qiu entered the main hall, Duan Shaoxia quickly changed the subject: "Xiao Qiu, have you decided on the date for the wedding banquet?"
Duan Shaoxia also learned about Lu Maoxian's serious injury, and she felt that now was a good opportunity to hold a wedding banquet.
Qiu Zhiheng said, "Madam, let's talk about the banquet later. Miss Dongchun is here."
Duan Shaoxia was startled: "Lu Dongchun? What is she doing here?"
"I came to discuss the old man's affairs with you."
Duan Shaoxia waved her hands and said, "I won't see her. She's so disgusting!"
PS: Who is Lu Dongchun? Why is he so unpopular with his wife?
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