"My husband, the key to the technique of being thick-skinned and thick-skinned is to think about your own house in your heart and make your body thick and thick."
Thinking about the house makes my body feel heavy.
The association process is a little complicated.
The lady adjusted the angle of the firelight and projected a picture of a large mansion on the wall.
"A good house should be solid and heavy, able to shelter from wind and rain in peacetime and to defend against foreign enemies in wartime.
No matter it is a dangerous place, a dangerous place or a dangerous place, all dangers are outside the wall. As long as you are in the house, you have nothing to fear. "
Li Banfeng felt deeply about this.
For a home repairman, as long as he is in his own house, he is not afraid even if he is traveling in the universe.
The record player continued, "My dear, imagine yourself as your own house. Concentrate all the solidity and heaviness of the house on your body, and make yourself indestructible."
The process is understandable, but it is difficult for Li Banfeng.
He couldn't imagine his own house; he had never seen the overall shape of his own residence.
What should I do?
Ignore the actual appearance of your residence and just imagine a solid house!
Li Banfeng tried it twice, but there was no change in his body.
The record player reminded him, "My husband, you must think about our house. It's no use thinking about houses outside."
It has to be your own house.
Fancy a steam train?
You know what, steam locomotives are pretty sturdy.
Li Banfeng tried it several times and felt that his body had indeed changed, as if a thick layer of iron armor was stacked on him.
This time it should be successful. With this set of armor, the defense power increases sharply.
Li Banfeng tried it several times and felt that he had mastered the technique very well.
"My wife, I've almost finished learning. I'm going to buy some groceries." Li Banfeng was about to go out but was blocked by the steam.
"Don't be impatient, sir. Let me try first."
It’s worth a try.
Li Banfeng tried to predict the attack trajectory of the needle.
After spending so much time together, Li Banfeng has a certain understanding of his wife's attack habits.
Besides, this is a fight between husband and wife, the wife will definitely not be ruthless, don't worry about the vital parts, she will most likely find a less important place to stab...
huff!
Li Banfeng was scalded all over by his wife with steam.
"Hey, my husband, I only used a little bit of strength, and you couldn't stop me. You didn't use your skills at all."
Li Banfeng hesitated for a moment and said, "I thought you were going to stab me with a needle, but you ended up burning me with steam."
The record player sneered, "Hey, sir, are you still not convinced? I said a life-or-death blow, but I didn't say it had to be done with a sharp weapon."
Li Banfeng scratched the armpit of the record player and said, "My dear, you have learned bad things."
The record player chuckled for a long time: "Husband, stop making trouble and learn the technique first."
What the lady said makes sense. When fighting in a battlefield, it is hard to say what means the other party will use.
It is not enough to be strong. It must be fireproof, high temperature resistant, corrosion resistant... every aspect must be taken into consideration.
Li Banfeng calmed down and thought about every detail for more than half an hour, then said to the record player, "I'm ready this time, my lady, just do it."
The record player nodded: "My husband, this is a good posture. You have used some skills, but they may not be useful."
Li Banfeng couldn't understand: "I've used it, so why do you say it's useless?"
"Hey, sir, let me give you an analogy," the record player cleared his throat, and the gongs and drums suddenly sounded, "The noble and righteous spirit soared into the sky, awakening the stars!"
Excerpt from the Peking Opera "The Battle of Red Cliffs", "A Grand Farewell".
Li Banfeng fell to the ground with a thud.
The technique was really not used.
Li Banfeng forgot to do sound insulation.
The song "Zhuangbie" was sung with great vigor, and it made Li Banfeng tremble all over and sweat pour out.
If the lady exerts a little more strength, Li Banfeng's ears will be completely deaf.
After calming down, Li Banfeng took a long breath and said, "Let's do it again!"
"Hey, my husband, you can't come again today. Try to use your mind, but I'm afraid you don't have the strength to do it."
Li Banfeng once again imagined himself as a steam locomotive, but this time his body did not sense any changes.
"The skill of being kind to others can only be used once a day. My husband failed to use it the first time, so he used it the second time reluctantly. Before tomorrow, my husband, don't even think about using it again."
Li Banfeng was unwilling to give up, and said while looking at the record player: "My wife, you know me well. Two or three times is nothing to me."
The record player laughed and said, "Husband, don't be so stubborn. Take a rest first."
He said I was being stubborn...
Li Banfeng took out the oil bottle in anger.
The record player trembled: "Hey, my dear husband, I have no intention of mocking you. I really want you to take a rest. I was the one who said too much. Isn't it enough for me to admit my mistake? Please be gentler, my dear husband. Please look more carefully..."
The lady's voice was unclear.
Hong Ying sneered: "This madman has gone to the wrong place again. It hurts you, a wicked woman!"
…
In the center of the big dance floor at the Paramount, Lu Maoxian's eldest son Lu Dongtang held a cup of tea in both hands and presented it to Lu Chunying in front of the entire family, young and old.
Lu Maoxian's revenge was avenged by Lu Chunying, the daughter of the clan. According to the rules of the Lu family, Lu Maoxian had to offer tea to express his gratitude.
Lu Maoxian said that his injuries had not yet healed and he could not get out of bed, so he asked his eldest son Lu Dongtang to serve tea on his behalf, and Lu Chunying gladly accepted.
Today's event was grand and many people came, even Zong's wife Duan Shaoxia was present.
Lu Chunying took the tea bowl from Lu Dongtang's hand, took a sip, and put it aside.
She stared at Lu Dongtang for a moment, then asked someone to bring her a cup of tea.
"You are my elder, Uncle Dongtang, I offer you this cup of tea." Lu Chunying handed the teacup to Lu Dongtang.
There was no need for Lu Chunying to reciprocate, but this was arranged by Monkey Qiu, so that she could show the demeanor of the daughter of the clan.
Lu Dongtang's face turned purple. He drank his tea and returned to his seat.
No matter how uncomfortable it was, he had to sit.
Not only was he feeling uncomfortable, but his entire family felt uncomfortable as well. Lu Dongtang's youngest daughter, Lu Yuanju, almost bit her teeth off.
She is slightly older than Lu Chunying. Yesterday, when she learned that her father was going to serve tea to a little girl as a token of gratitude, Lu Yuanju was so angry that she didn't sleep the whole night.
She had already prepared for revenge. Although she had not yet entered the Taoist sect, she knew a lot about the Taoist rules.
She knew that an ordinary person who practiced the three levels of Taoism would surely die.
Deducing from this characteristic, she came up with a clever plan to deal with Lu Chunying.
She prepared three kinds of medicinal powders, and when the banquet was over, she sprinkled them on Lu Chunying!
In terms of seniority, I am her elder sister, so she will definitely not be suspicious of me.
Afterwards, I said that I wanted to enter Taoism, but I hadn't picked out the medicine powder yet and accidentally spilled it on the girl.
Lu Yuanju looked at Lu Dongtang's expression and secretly clenched her fists.
father!
Don't be sad!
I will take the blame for offending the clan for you!
I wonder what the Zong family can do to me!
Two hours later, the banquet was over.
Lu Chunying was still greeting the Lu family's relatives.
"Ms. Chunying, I really admire you. We waited all night and didn't even see anyone, but you took care of it in one go!"
Lu Chunying smiled modestly and said, "I am only a few years old and have little cultivation. I rely entirely on the efforts of the seniors."
Not only was Lu Chunying not boastful about her achievements, but she also tactfully expressed the foundation behind her. Monkey Qiu was very satisfied with her measured words.
Everyone echoed: "Miss Chunying is brave and resourceful, and she is also very generous. If you have anything to do in the future, just tell her. Our family will obey the orders of the Zong family."
After leaving the Paramount, there was a car waiting in front of the door. Lu Chunying was about to get in the car when she heard someone behind her shouting, "Sister Chunying, wait a minute. I have something to give you."
Lu Chunying turned around and saw that it was Lu Yuanju: "Sister Yuanju, what is that?"
Lu Yuanju reached into her bag and said, "A friend of mine brought back a necklace from another state. I heard the craftsmanship is pretty good. He brought two in total. I'll give you one."
"Really!" Lu Chunying widened her eyes and looked at Lu Yuanju's shoulder bag, and quietly pulled out the folding fan from her waist with her right hand.
Lu Yuanju grabbed three bags of medicine powder, pulled them out suddenly, and threw the powder towards Lu Chunying.
Lu Chunying was prepared. She tapped the ground with her toes and took a few steps back to avoid the powder.
She unfolded her folding fan and waved it back and forth at Lu Yuanju.
All three kinds of powder floated on Lu Yuanju's face, and she rolled on the ground in pain.
Monkey Qiu protected Lu Chunying behind him. Tan Fucheng looked at Lu Yuanju in astonishment and asked in a low voice, "What kind of medicine is she spreading?"
Monkey Qiu was also shocked: "It seems to be a beginner's medicine powder."
Tan Fucheng didn't understand: "Why is she spreading this?"
Monkey Qiu couldn't figure it out, Lu Chunying said: "It should be that he wants me to get more medicine powder on me, and then he wants to kill me."
Tan Fucheng frowned and said, "Who came up with this stupid idea? She is just an inexperienced person, and she wants to throw medicine powder on the cultivators?
If you really have the ability to sprinkle the powder on others, wouldn't it be better to throw two pounds of poison?"
Lu Dongtang rushed out and saw his daughter covered in medicine powder. He quickly asked someone to call a doctor.
The doctor looked at Lu Yuanju and didn't want to touch her. The medicine powder was stuck to his hands and it was very painful.
Lu Chunying asked Tan Fucheng: "Brother Tan, is she practicing three sects at the same time now?"
Tan Fucheng laughed and said, "What's the use of practicing concurrently? Does she have the foundation? She doesn't even have a Taoist foundation. What's the use of applying the powder?"
Seeing that Lu Yuanju didn't struggle much, Lu Chunying asked, "Is she dead?"
Tan Fucheng shook his head: "It's hard to say, the entry-level medicine is harmful to the body, and the third-level medicine powder will cause serious injuries.
If she had a level of cultivation, she should be able to get through it, but she didn't even get started, and she applied so much medicine powder, she'll become a cripple if she doesn't die, what do you think she was thinking?"
Lu Dongtang asked someone to carry Lu Yuanju away, and Duan Shaoxia walked over from the Paramount.
"Chungying, you handled this matter very well today. It brought honor to Dongliang." Duan Shaoxia praised Lu Chunying repeatedly, her eyes full of kindness.
Lu Chunying quickly bowed and said, "Thank you, Madam, for your compliment."
Duan Shaoxia smiled and said, "This child is so sensible. Zhiheng, don't let Chunying live outside. Move her back home."
Qiu Zhiheng looked at Lu Chunying and said nothing.
Lu Chunying bowed to Duan Shaoxia again and said, "Madam, I have been practicing hard these days. Please allow me to take my time with the moving."
Neither say yes nor no.
The measure is just right.
Duan Shaoxia nodded repeatedly, still praising Lu Chunying, and a trace of bloodshot appeared in her eyes unconsciously.
Lu Chunying never looked up, and she never looked into Duan Shaoxia's eyes.
…
Li Banfeng was sitting in his home, not in a good mood.
He and his wife had been sparring for two whole days, but he never won.
The record player sighed and said, "Husband, why don't we not compete? It takes time to hone your skills."
It does need polishing.
The lady's means of attack are varied and bizarre, and there are always things that Li Banfeng could not imagine.
Finally, there was a time when Li Banfeng had thought of everything carefully, but before he was ready, he was scalded all over by the steam from his wife.
"Sir, when we fight against an enemy, life and death will be decided in a split second. It will take you an hour to prepare. I'm afraid it won't work."
Li Banfeng looked at the record player and smiled.
The record player trembled a little, thinking that Li Banfeng was going to apply oil again.
Li Banfeng didn't apply engine oil, so he wanted to go out for a walk.
After staying at home for two days, Lu Xiu’s practice was greatly reduced.
Moreover, Li Banfeng also wanted to go out and shoot some materials to prepare for the next use of the projector.
The record player broke out in a cold sweat. Hong Ying laughed beside him and said, "I didn't expect this madman to spare you. When I was sleeping last night, I heard him shouting 'oil pot, oil pot!'"
Li Banfeng went out and took a step forward, and suddenly he fell into a slippery bottomless abyss.
Smooth...
What is so slippery?
Is this... oil?
A large amount of oil continuously flows into the mouth, nose and eyes.
Did I fall into the frying pan?
Li Banfeng kicked his legs hard and swam upwards from the oil and water until he reached the surface of the oil.
He looked around.
There is land, coastline, and a small island.
This is not an oil pan, it's a lake, a lake full of oil.
How did I get here?
PS: Did Suishenju make a misunderstanding?
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