Bian Bian insisted that Li Bufeng was trying to steal his oil.
Li Banfeng was angry: "This oil is stuck to me, I can't even get rid of it!"
He said angrily, "If you have the guts, don't take it away!"
"Who said you were going to take it away? Take it back if you have the guts!"
"Take off your clothes first!"
"My clothes are mine, why did you take them off?"
"If you don't take it off, you're trying to steal the oil!"
Unable to explain the reason clearly, Li Banfeng continued to run away.
The wind in the jungle was too strong, and sand and stones were blowing in our faces from time to time.
Li Banfeng rushed out against the wind, and a man with a small face chased after him from behind, grabbed Li Banfeng and said, "It's too late, come with me."
"Too late for what?"
"Just come!"
Bian Bian took Li Banfeng and ran into the jungle. When they reached a giant tree, they saw the entrance to a cave.
The face was not big and said to Li Banfeng: "Drill!"
Li Banfeng frowned and asked, "Why do you have to drill this?"
"If I don't drill in, I will die!" The guy with a small face drilled in first.
Li Banfeng sensed that danger was approaching, and he thought that crawling into the cave was indeed a safe place, so he followed Bian Budai into the cave.
The structure of the underground cave is very complex. You can see the roots of giant trees and caves of various sizes on the rock walls.
Bian Budai found a cave with high terrain and hid there, and called Li Banfeng to go in with him.
Not long after, water accumulated in the underground cave and the water level rose rapidly. The low-lying caves were submerged by the accumulated water. Even the cave where Li Banfeng was located, the water level was about to reach the entrance.
Where does this water come from?
Li Banfeng reached his hand outside the cave, took some water and observed it.
Although the water is clear, it is a little sticky.
The little face rubbed his nose and said, "I just had a runny nose."
Li Banfeng took the opportunity to smear the "water" on his hands on the small face and said sincerely: "I really didn't come here to steal your oil."
"Then how did you get here?"
"I was hunting in Xindi, and for some reason, I fell into the oil lake." Li Banfeng made up an excuse.
"New land? Which new land?" He still didn't believe it.
Li Banfeng couldn't come up with a better explanation, so he just made up a story: "In the new land in Green Water Bay."
"Green Water Bay? Is there such a place?
I remember now, it used to be called Huazi Bay, but later that land was taken away by Green Flower Boys and became Green Water Bay. So, it was Green Flower Boys who asked you to steal the oil?"
Li Banfeng frowned and said, "Neither I nor Lu Huazi know each other!"
"Who asked you to steal the oil?"
"How come you're so sure I'm here to steal oil?"
"What else can you do here?"
Li Banfeng couldn't explain it clearly.
He thought of a good idea: "How about this, you take all the oil off my body, not even a drop left, you can be relieved of your feelings, and I can clear my suspicion, but the clothes are mine, I will definitely not leave them to you."
The face was not big, and he thought for a moment and said, "Okay, this place is not suitable, let's go out and do the work first."
Li Banfeng looked at the clear liquid outside the cave, then turned around and looked at his small face.
"Why don't we go out later? The tide hasn't receded yet."
"It's easy when the tide recedes!" Bian Xiao took a deep breath.
Slurp~
Gulp!
He swallowed his snot.
Li Banfeng turned around and looked again. The tide had receded and only the ground was still a little wet.
Following the big-faced man walking out of the dungeon, Li Banfeng figured out the general structure.
This forest is the nostrils of a small face, and the lush trees are the nose hairs of a small face.
The crypt just now was a small pore on the face.
The face was not big and took Li Banfeng away from his nostrils.
In the blink of an eye, the two came to another forest. This forest was even more lush. Not only could you not see the edge, you couldn't even see the height of the trees.
Is this a beard?
The face is not big but the beard is not short!
The little girl with a small face stood in front of Li Banfeng and coughed, and all the fat on Li Banfeng's body disappeared.
"Okay, the oil is gone, you can go!" The little face waved at Li Banfeng.
"Goodbye!" Li Banfeng turned and left.
After taking two steps, the little face shouted angrily: "My oil is on your feet, and you still say you are not here to steal oil!"
Li Banfeng didn't know how to explain: "Can we be reasonable? You have oil all over the place, how could I not get it on me?"
Xiao Lian thought for a moment and said, "I want to reason with you, but this is unreasonable. You should not come to me when you are wandering around Huaziwan New Land!"
Li Banfeng said: "There are so many unreasonable things. I'm in front of you, and you're in front of me now. Do you think this is reasonable?"
Xiao Lian thought about it and felt that it was quite unreasonable.
When he looked up at Li Bufeng again, Li Bufeng had disappeared.
"Where are you going? Stop right there!"
Li Banfeng didn't even look back and just ran forward.
This matter cannot be explained clearly, so let's just not talk about it.
Since I've been to your nostrils before, I'll drill into your nostrils. When I get to a certain depth, I'll let you sneeze and spray me out!
The little guy seemed to see Li Banfeng's intention and shouted, "Go ahead and give it a try. I'll drown you with my yellow snot!"
…
Green Water City, east of the city, Lu Chunying’s residence.
Lu Chunying tilted her face up and asked Xiao Yeci to turn her eyelids.
"Mom, look carefully, is there any blood in my eyes?"
"My dear, I have been holding your eyelids for half an hour. Now your eyes are red and bloodshot!"
Lu Chunying rubbed her eyes and said, "Brother Qiu told me that after meeting Madam Duan, I should be careful with my eyes. If there are too many bloodshot eyes, something bad will happen."
Xiao Yeci was also worried, so he helped Lu Chunying check for a while, then shook his head and said, "Nannan, close your eyes and rest for a while. When the bloodshot disappears, I'll take a closer look."
…
In the Lu family mansion, Qiu Zhiheng was reading a newspaper in the small building when Zhang Huaiyi knocked on the door and walked in.
Qiu Zhiheng was surprised: "Mr. Zhang, when did you come?"
Before this, Qiu Zhiheng used to call him Huaiyi, but now he always calls him Master Zhang.
Zhang Huaiyi smiled and said, "My mother cooked a few dishes herself and asked you to come over for dinner."
"Mrs. Shaohong is here?" Qiu Zhiheng deliberately mentioned Duan Shaohong.
"What I meant is..." Zhang Huaiyi looked embarrassed. He looked at Qiu Zhiheng and said, "Uncle Qiu, I actually..."
Qiu Zhiheng waited quietly for him to finish.
Zhang Huaiyi didn't know where to start.
…
Three days later, Li Banfeng and Xiaolian were sitting side by side in a canyon, each holding a roasted chicken and chewing it slowly.
This canyon is the small forehead wrinkle on the small face.
Li Banfeng held the roasted chicken and checked it many times, but he was still not reassured: "This chicken didn't grow on your face, did it?"
The little face said without anger: "Have you ever seen a chicken growing on its face? I caught this when I went hunting outside!"
I have to say, this roast chicken tastes good, but it’s a bit greasy.
"Are there any vegetables? They can help me get rid of the greasiness."
"What do you want to relieve your greasy feeling?" The little face was not very happy. "When I was a child, I would be happy for several days if I could eat oily meat once. You are still thinking about relieving your greasy feeling!"
Li Banfeng gnawed on a chicken wing and asked, "Just because you didn't have oil when you were a kid, you made so much oil?"
The little girl was chewing on a chicken leg and sighed, "What's wrong with oil? It's fragrant and smooth. All the delicacies in the world are based on oil.
Dishes without oil cannot be served, and people without oil cannot be served. As long as there is oil on the table, life is not difficult. Don’t you think oil is the best thing in the world?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I didn't say the oil is bad, but I really didn't come here to steal the oil."
The little face nodded and said, "I believe you. We have been together for three days and I can see that you are a good person.
But there is one thing you did wrong, you shouldn't have peed on my face."
Li Banfeng said: "I have no other choice. It's been three days. Where can I pee?"
Even though her little face was small, she still felt uncomfortable: "You can pee on your cheeks, but you shouldn't pee in my mouth!"
"I only saw the tree there, who knew it was your mouth!"
"That's not a tree, that's my beard!" Little Face said angrily, "I really want to let you go, but I'm worried."
Li Banfeng advised: "Don't worry, if you don't let me go, it won't be as simple as peeing on your face."
The little face looked at Li Banfeng and said, "I'm not crazy. You know where I am. I'm afraid that you will leak the news and people from Neizhou will find me.
I don't distrust your character, but if you are caught by the people from Nianzhou and tortured, can you promise not to tell me where I am?"
Li Banfeng said: "Don't worry, I can't guarantee this.
But you can keep me in the dark about where you are, and you can go somewhere else after you send me away!"
"I can't change places. I can't move."
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Why can't I move?"
"That's right, I can't move..." The expression on the little face was a little sad.
The two of them ate the roast chicken in silence. When they were almost halfway through, Xiao Zhi said to Li Banfeng, "You said you came here confused, I believe you, I will find a way to send you out confused, so that you don't know how you left, just pretend we have never met."
"Okay! After I go out, I will pretend that I have never seen you and will never tell anyone about this!" Li Banfeng put down half a roasted chicken and patted his chest to agree.
The little face sighed and said, "Are there any disciples of my sect in this world?"
"You mean Oil Repair?"
The little face nodded.
"Yes! I've met two."
The little face blinked his eyes, showing a little excitement: "Are they all right?"
How can I say this?
One is a light bulb, who is in another state. I hit him with a spicy noodle, so it shouldn’t be a big deal.
He is from the Dark Star Bureau, so he should be living a good life.
There was also a guy named Rong Jinan, who was an agent of Geng's Pharmacy and almost tortured Xiaopang to death.
I fed him to my wife, is that a good thing?
"Good! Everything is good!" Li Banfeng gave the answer according to his own understanding.
"As long as everything is fine, as long as I have a disciple!" Little Face stood up and said, "When you see the peddler next time, remember to tell him and ask him to come and save me."
"Okay, I promise."
The little face was not very angry and said: "Didn't you just say not to tell anyone? Now I'm going to tell the peddler!"
"That's because you asked me to..."
Before Li Banfeng could explain clearly, the little guy with a small face rushed up to him, and Li Banfeng started running.
The little boy with a small face followed Li Banfeng all the way through the vast forest that stretched for dozens of miles.
There are many oil lakes in the middle of the forest, and Li Banfeng walked around them one by one along the lakeshore.
Little Face yelled, "These are my eyebrows!"
After the forehead, there are eyebrows. The place where I ate PUBG before really has forehead wrinkles.
Li Banfeng had no intention of appreciating the scenery and continued running forward. Not long after, a wasteland appeared in front of him.
There is no grass, no trees, nothing at all, only wilderness, a generally flat wilderness with slight undulations.
"These are my eyes!" The little face chased up from behind.
Li Banfeng continued running.
A pimple on a small face can form a lake. According to Li Banfeng's understanding, the area of an eye is estimated to be close to that of the ocean.
But he didn't see the ocean, he only saw wilderness, endless wilderness.
He ran for an unknown amount of time before the wilderness finally disappeared and the terrain gradually rose upwards. There was a high mountain in front of him. Li Banfeng had been to this place before.
The face is not big and shouts: "This is my nose!"
Li Banfeng turned around and shouted, "I didn't see your eyes!"
"It's covered!"
Li Banfeng was puzzled.
The little face repeated: "My eyes are covered."
Blindfolded.
He said there are people with blindfolds in Nevada.
Was his eyes blinded by people from Nianzhou?
After running for a long time, Little Face shouted, "Stop!"
Li Banfeng stopped for a moment, leaning on his knees and gasping for breath.
In fact, he was used to it. In the past three days, he had used all the Taoist methods to the limit and tried every way to deal with Lian Buqi.
The little guy with a small face stood more than ten meters away and asked Li Banfeng: "You know the steps of the old train and can sing "Train Ballad". Are you a friend of the old train?"
"I'm his brother!"
"Okay, I believe you!" The little guy nodded slightly, "You said you didn't steal my oil, but why is my oil less?"
How would I know this?
Could it be that bitch from Gloves stole the oil?
You can't talk about this casually.
Li Banfeng said: "Maybe it flowed away, or dried up in the wind and sun."
"Steamed dry?" His smile stopped. "You really don't know where this place is?"
"I really don't know!"
The little face looked around and sighed: "This place is hard, really hard, my life is really hard, I want to tell others how hard I am, but no one talks to me!"
Li Banfeng was silent for a moment and then said, "I have talked to you a lot these days."
"Yes, I did say a lot. I will let you go and send you to the new land in Huazi Bay, but you can't take the oil with you! Just keep running!"
Li Banfeng ran forward for dozens of miles. A gust of wind blew and Li Banfeng's body floated in the air.
Bian Buda shouted, "You can't take the oil away. I took it all back!"
All the oil and water on Li Banfeng's body disappeared completely.
"If you come across an old train, tell it that burning oil is better than burning coal!"
The air flow rose sharply, and Li Banfeng flew out from a gap. First there was darkness, followed by a thick smoke and dust, which made Li Banfeng unable to open his eyes for a long time.
When the smoke and dust cleared, Li Banfeng fell to the ground. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a rotten tree and vines entangled in the tree.
This is a common scene in Xindi, and Li Banfeng seems to have been here before.
The new land in Lushui Bay is not unfamiliar to Li Banfeng. As long as he finds the direction, Li Banfeng can quickly find Zhengjing Village.
After sitting on the ground and resting for a while, Li Banfeng took out his gloves.
"Tell me, did you steal the oil?"
The glove used his index finger as a head and shook his head repeatedly, saying, "Why would I steal that?"
"You really didn't steal?"
"I didn't steal!" Gloves felt aggrieved, "I just stole half of the roast chicken, which was your leftover."
After saying that, Mittens spat out the roast chicken.
Li Banfeng smiled and said, "Looking at your lack of ability, why did you steal the chicken?"
You know what, the roast chicken made by Little Face is very delicious.
What exactly did he go through?
Is he the founder of You Xiu?
Where the hell is he?
He recognizes the train driver and the peddler. The train driver is hard to find, so if you meet a peddler next time, remember to ask him.
In fact, I don’t necessarily have to ask the peddler, I can go see him myself.
Later, when I have more means to deal with him, I might as well go to Youhu to see him again.
Li Banfeng picked up the roast chicken and wanted to take a few more bites, but suddenly he found that the roast chicken was gone.
"Who?" Li Banfeng was shocked!
A woman's voice came to my ear: "Okay, I agree."
Li Banfeng was stunned: "What did you promise?"
The woman replied, "Let's start the exam!"
A halo of light appeared around the plot of land.
PS: What is this testing for?
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