Although he is a little afraid of the record player, Li Banfeng has always had a high quality of sleep in his portable home.
After waking up, I lit a candle and looked at my pocket watch. It was ten o'clock again.
Li Banfeng was a little thirsty, so he bent under the bed to look for water, but the bucket was gone again.
Before going to bed last night, Li Banfeng went to the river to fetch a bucket of water, boiled it, let it cool, and placed it next to the bed. When he woke up, the water was gone again.
Li Banfeng knew that Zhai Ling loved cleanliness.
But when you pack up, do you have to take my living habits into consideration?
Li Banfeng held a candle and looked around for a bucket, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time.
It’s not a big deal if you can’t find the bucket. You can just buy another one.
But one thing was missing.
The copper lotus is gone!
Li Banfeng's veins immediately jumped!
Last night, the Copper Lotus refined Rong Jinan's body into two red pills. Li Banfeng received the lotus seeds personally and watched the Copper Lotus close its petals in the corner with his own eyes. How come it disappeared in the blink of an eye?
Picked up by the record player?
Where did you pack?
I searched the entire room several times, but there was no trace of him.
In addition to the record player, the tables and chairs brought from old lady Zhai Xiu's room were missing, and the various medicinal herbs brought from Du Xiu Decai's room were also missing.
"Ma'am, where did you put your things?"
The player does not respond.
Li Banfeng's heart sank and he had a bad guess.
Is there another possibility that these things were not taken away by the record player?
Is it possible that someone broke into Suishenju last night?
How did he get into Suishenju?
Do you have a key?
Was the key I hid outside picked up by someone?
When he thought of this, Li Banfeng broke out in a cold sweat.
Go out and take a look?
no!
If someone picked up the key, entered the residence, took the bronze lotus, and went out again, why didn't he kill me?
He might not dare to kill me in the portable room because of the record player.
If I go out now, there will probably be a group of people waiting for me outside.
But I can't stay in the portable house forever. There is no food or water here, and I can't hold on for too long.
We can't act rashly at the moment. We need to first confirm whether someone has really entered Suishenju.
Li Banfeng held up the candlestick and carefully checked the entire room. Even if the record player was very clean and cleaned frequently, as long as someone entered and left, there would always be some traces left.
He didn't find any traces, but he found something incredible.
On the wall opposite the door, Li Banfeng found a door.
The door is the same color as the wall, and you have to look carefully to find the subtle door hinges and gaps.
What's behind this door?
Will it lead to another world?
Are there any unknown creatures living inside?
Could it be another me?
Li Banfeng was considering whether to push the door open to take a look when the record player suddenly rang, scaring Li Banfeng so much that he shivered.
Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
"Spring comes and the windows are full of green,
The girl embroidered mandarin ducks under the window,
Suddenly, a merciless blow came.
The mandarin ducks are separated from each other! "
This is "Four Seasons Song".
This song is very popular in Yaowanggou, and it is said to be popular throughout Puro State.
"Why are you singing this song suddenly?" Li Banfeng asked directly.
Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
The record player continued:
"When summer comes, willow branches grow taller,
My dear husband is too sleepy to get up.
Running around day and night to add to the family,
I will add a room for you, sir."
She changed the lyrics again.
Add a room, what does this mean?
Li Banfeng murmured to himself, "Are you going to give me a concubine?"
Sniff~
With a long whistle, a cloud of steam rushed over and burned Li Banfeng all over red.
It was a bit painful, but I just treated it as a steam bath.
Suddenly, there was an extra door in the house. This door certainly did not refer to the concubine, but was an extra room for the personal servant.
What kind of room?
Li Banfeng pushed open the door and took a look.
A house exactly the same as the previous portable residence.
The size and shape are the same, but there are fewer furnishings.
There was a bucket, a table, two chairs, a cloth bag, and a copper lotus on the table.
The record player specially put these things away in another room.
Li Banfeng opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time.
Li Banfeng was not surprised that the record player could clean up things, as she had always done a good job of housework.
What really surprised Li Banfeng was that she could add an extra room to her home!
Suishenju is a shelter built by a traveling cultivator for himself.
Judging from the peddler’s original description, this traveling cultivator was of a very high level.
And the record player can actually further expand this shelter.
What level is the record player?
While being astonished, Li Banfeng discovered another strange thing.
The copper lotus was open, with a lotus seed inside.
Where do these lotus seeds come from?
To his surprise, Li Banfeng discovered that the cloth bag was also open.
The cloth bag contained the medicinal materials that Decai used to make poison. Li Banfeng took the bag and looked at it carefully. Nearly half of the medicinal materials were missing.
Based on the situation in the house, Li Banfeng speculated what happened last night.
Somehow, the record player created a new room in the portable home.
She put the bucket, copper lotus, table, chairs, and cloth bag into the room. When she put the cloth bag in, she spilled the herbs, whether intentionally or unintentionally.
When the Copper Lotus saw the medicinal herbs, it felt something and refined them into pills. This was basically the same process as when it refined the Snake Spot Pill.
Tonglianhua didn't like the remaining herbs because they were not strong enough, so she discarded them.
The speculation is reasonable, but I wonder what kind of elixir the copper lotus will be used to refine this time.
Li Banfeng picked up the lotus seed and placed it in the palm of his hand, and the copper lotus closed automatically.
Not long after, the lotus seed exploded and three green pills burst out from inside.
What are the uses of these three green pills?
A fishy and bitter smell made Li Banfeng frown.
Poison cultivators use poisons, so these three pills must also be poisonous. Li Banfeng didn't dare to keep them in his hand for a long time, so he quickly found a wallet and put the pills in it.
The remaining medicinal materials were screened by Tonglianhua, and since Tonglianhua thought they were useless, they were simply thrown away.
With one more room, the living space became larger. Li Banfeng was in a good mood and decided to decorate the two rooms.
Li Banfeng calls the newly expanded room the outer room.
Li Banfeng called the original room the main room.
The main room cannot be too crowded, and the outer room cannot be too spacious.
Li Banfeng first moved the bathtub to the outer room, as it took up quite a bit of space.
What else can I move besides the bathtub?
Li Banfeng didn't know how to use the spear very well, so he put it in his outer room first.
WHAT ELSE?
Feather duster, this is not suitable to be placed in the main room.
Anything else?
seemingly……
That’s all.
The main room was so crowded before, but now that I have a concubine, there don’t seem to be that many things that need to be sorted out...
laugh!
The record player blew out a puff of steam that sounded like a sneer.
Li Banfeng glared at him: "Are you making fun of me? Are you making fun of my poor life?"
The record player then sang "Four Seasons Song":
"One day of marriage brings a hundred days of grace.
How dare I laugh at you, my lord?
Every stitch is carefully made.
Let me explain it in detail.”
The lyrics are sincere, but the singing voice is full of sarcasm!
Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and said, "Just wait until I buy a house full of nice things and blind your loud speaker!"
Tsk! Tsk!
The record player laughed at Li Banfeng twice.
Li Banfeng was very angry and was about to leave when he heard the record player singing:
"My little slave is infatuated and sentimental.
One level of cultivation to send lover,
A hundred flavors on the tip of the nose,
"The golden eyes can distinguish yin and yang~~"
etc!
Li Banfeng returned to the record player: "You just said one level of cultivation, what does that mean? Are you saying that I have gained one level of cultivation?"
The record player didn't answer.
Li Banfeng continued: "It is impossible for a house cultivator without a house spirit to reach a higher level. You gave me a level of cultivation. Does that mean you are already my house spirit?"
Still the record player didn't answer.
"Are you really willing to follow me? In fact, it's good to follow me. I can make money and support the family. I will never treat you badly."
laugh!
The record player sneered.
"Don't underestimate me. I am now worth millions."
laugh!
The record player let out another puff of steam.
Is she laughing at me again?
Forget it, I won’t bother with her about this.
"You just said that I have already reached the first level of home cultivation. Do I have two more skills?"
The record player doesn't talk.
"A hundred flavors on the tip of my nose, does that mean my sense of smell will become particularly developed?
I discovered before that I can smell some poisons. Now that I have a level of understanding, is my nose more sensitive?
What does it mean that I have golden eyes that can distinguish yin and yang? Does it mean that I have eyes that are as sharp as fire?
Being able to distinguish between yin and yang, does that mean I can identify ghosts?
Is this a technique common to all home decorators, or is it a technique unique to you?
Madam, please don't ignore me!
Please say something, don't let me talk to myself all the time, making me look like a psychopath."
snort~
The record player chuckled twice more.
Li Banfeng was angry: "My wife, why do you always laugh at me?"
A cloud of steam came and polished the mirror on the table.
What do you mean, let me look at myself in the mirror?
Li Banfeng looked at himself in the mirror and his eyes instantly widened.
He has a face full of make-up!
Dark eyebrows.
Dark purple eyeshadow.
Brightening foundation.
A little bright red lips.
This is much more seductive than the makeup of ordinary women!
If Li Banfeng goes live with this face, he can attract tens of thousands of fans overnight!
Li Banfeng angrily asked, "Who did this? Madam, was it you?"
snort~
Clank, clank, clank~
The record player sang: "Hey, my husband, you wronged me. This was done by that bitch Hanxue!"
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Bloody pendulum? Why did she do that?"
The record player recites: "This is her nature. I ate her soul, leaving only some of her spirit. This bitch loves to dress up. Every time you use the pendulum, she will dress you up!"
Li Banfeng looked at the pendulum and said, "Do you still want this bitch?"
snort~
The record player whispered softly, "You can have it, my husband. You have to spend money to use all the magic weapons in the world. She just likes to dress you up. This little money is nothing."
Li Banfeng scratched his head: "What do you mean you have to put down the capital before you can use it?"
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