When Li Banfeng asked for a promissory note, Qin Xiaopang, Yu Nan and the clerk were all stunned.
What are you talking about?
Li Banfeng was very serious. He wanted a receipt, and a complete receipt: "We agreed to pay you back in the next life. What will your name be in the next life? Where will you live? What will you do for a living? What sect will you belong to? How many levels of cultivation will you have? You must tell me everything clearly."
"This, this how can I explain it clearly..." Xiaopang was confused.
"You can't explain it clearly. How are you going to pay back the debt?" Li Banfeng looked at Qin Xiaopang seriously. A simple question explained a simple truth.
All the promises about the next life, no matter how touching they are, are bullshit.
Yu Nan looked at Xiao Pang and said, "Boss Qin, Master Qi doesn't want you to commit suicide."
Xiaopang looked at Li Banfeng with slightly red eyes.
Li Banfeng is a good person.
But where can I get these two hundred thousand dollars?
Even if you put all of Qin Xiaopang's belongings on the line, you still can't even raise 100,000 yuan.
Li Banfeng said to his clerk, "Brother, please go find Mr. Yao again and tell him that I gave him the 200,000 yuan. Ask him to prepare and come as soon as possible."
The guy agreed and went out immediately.
Qin Xiaopang was stunned and asked, "Brother Li, where did you get so much money?"
Li Banfeng said expressionlessly: "Is this what you should ask?"
Qin Xiaopang's eyes were filled with tears: "Seventh Brother, how can I repay your kindness? From now on, I will do whatever you say, without any ambiguity!"
Li Banfeng nodded: "Give me a child first."
Qin Xiaopang wiped his tears and said, "I am a food cultivator."
Li Banfeng pulled a chair and sat down: "Tell me first, why did you get into this state?"
Qin Xiaopang looked at Yu Nan and didn't answer.
There are some things he doesn't want to say in front of outsiders.
Yu Nan understood, left Xiaopang's room, returned to the main room, and prepared her own place to live.
Li Banfeng and Qin Xiaopang were the only ones left in the room. Qin Xiaopang could no longer hold back his sobs.
"Seventh Brother, I am a useless person. I have no ability, but I still have so many thoughts.
When you sold the snake-banded pill to Shopkeeper Feng, I said you didn't know how to do business. I also said that this thing should be sold to the rich and powerful.
I am just a stupid bird. I don't even take a piss and look at myself. Who the hell am I? Why would the rich and powerful like me? "
Xiaopang cried as he narrated what had happened.
Qin Xiaopang has always felt that he was a person who could accomplish great things since he was a child, so whenever he met an important person, he would try every means to establish a relationship with them.
In fact, he didn't meet any important people. He had previously met a young master named Jia Quansheng, who was said to be of prominent family background. However, considering his family background, he was barely considered wealthy in Yaowanggou.
Young Master Jia had a group of friends who liked to get together to eat and drink when they had nothing to do. Xiaopang happened to meet them that day and they insisted on asking Xiaopang to treat them. Xiaopang thought it was an opportunity and agreed.
Mr. Jia is a literary cultivator, but he has not yet reached a higher level. He has to read a book every day to maintain his basic literary cultivation.
At the dinner table, Master Jia complained about Wen Xiu's hard work, and someone suggested that Master Jia take some pills.
Take a snake-patterned pill and you don't have to read for a day. Master Jia asked about it, and Xiaopang wanted to sell pills, so he took out a pill and gave it to Master Jia, asking him to try.
Master Jia had eaten the snake-patterned pill and knew its efficacy. He was extremely happy after receiving the pill and became friends with Xiaopang on the spot. Xiaopang felt that he had become more successful and had the illusion that he had climbed onto a high branch.
Two days later, Master Jia sent someone to find Xiaopang and asked for two more pills.
Such a precious pill can’t be given away anymore. Xiaopang quoted a price of eight thousand per pill, which is much lower than the market price.
I thought Mr. Jia would appreciate it, but who would have thought that when Xiaopang mentioned money, he would annoy Mr. Jia.
Master Jia wanted to find someone to teach Xiaopang a lesson, but Xiaopang refused to take the blame and chased the person away.
Master Jia became even angrier and told his cousin, Geng Zhiwei, about the incident.
Geng Zhiwei was the eldest son of the Geng family pharmacy. Upon receiving the news, he immediately sent someone to find Qin Xiaopang and told Xiaopang that he wanted to buy ten snake-band pills at two hundred yuan each.
Two hundred yuan per piece, this is an humiliation to Xiaopang.
Xiaopang naturally couldn't tolerate this and started fighting with Geng Zhiwei's men.
But this time he didn't fight, he was captured directly, his elixir was stolen, and he was brought before Geng Zhiwei and Jia Quansheng, where he was forced to kowtow and admit his mistake.
Xiaopang refused to kowtow and punched Geng Zhiwei at the risk of his life.
Geng Zhiwei was beaten so hard that blood gushed out of his nose and mouth. In a rage, he bought a piece of talisman paper from Jiang Xiangbang and cast a spell on Xiaopang, making him kneel in the tail alley and starve to death.
After hearing what happened, Li Banfeng found an opportunity, left the house, went to Suishenju, took out 300,000 yuan in cash, and packed it in two places.
Mr. Yao offered a price of 200,000 yuan, and Li Banfeng prepared an extra 100,000 yuan in case of any additional needs.
After a while, the waiter brought Mr. Yao in, and Yu Nan went to the door to greet him personally.
Mr. Yao arrived really quickly. From the time the waiter left the house to now, it took only about half an hour to come and go. It seems that he lives nearby.
Li Banfeng thought Mr. Yao should be a famous doctor in Baixiang Village.
A famous doctor should have the image of a famous doctor. According to Li Banfeng's idea, this famous doctor should be an elder who carries a medicine box, wears thick glasses, and has a Taoist look.
When he actually met Mr. Yao, Li Banfeng discovered that his assumption was slightly off.
There were no glasses to be worn, and no medicine box.
He is indeed an elder, but the air of an immortal... depends on how you define it.
Before the old man entered the door, Li Banfeng smelled the pungent smell of alcohol.
The smell of alcohol was mixed with the smell of fireworks, which was somewhat similar to the barbecue restaurant that Li Banfeng was familiar with.
Are you going to have a barbecue, old man?
Mr. Yao staggered into the room, holding a wine gourd, took a big gulp of wine, blew his nose, wiped it on the wall, and then touched Xiaopang's forehead.
"The child has a little fever. Has he caught a cold?" Mr. Yao asked.
Xiaopang was speechless.
Li Banfeng looked at Mr. Yao.
Look at him in his tattered clothes and the tattered hat full of holes.
Look at his rosacea and his red nose which is even redder than his cheeks.
Li Banfeng asked: "Uncle, have you come to the wrong place?"
Mr. Yao burped and sprayed Li Banfeng in the face: "Who said I came to the wrong place? Didn't you ask me to come here?"
Li Banfeng smelled the concentration of the burp: "You drank at least one pound, right?"
Mr. Yao shook his head, held up three fingers and said, "Five and a half catties, and there's still half a catty left in the gourd. I tell you, this can't be wrong."
Yu Nan was afraid that Li Banfeng would worry, so she lowered her voice and said, "Seventh Master, don't worry, Mr. Yao is a man of real ability."
Li Banfeng nodded: "I think Mr. Yao is a good person."
Mr. Yao came up to Fatty Qin and asked, "What's your name?"
Fat Qin frowned: "Didn't we meet at noon? My last name is Qin."
"Qin? Have you seen him before?" Mr. Yao scratched his head and thought for a moment, "Then let's just say I have seen him before."
After saying that, Mr. Yao blew his nose again. Seeing that there was nowhere to wipe it, he simply wiped it on his pants.
His trousers are covered with moss.
Wait, it’s not moss…
The old man felt Xiaopang's pulse for a while and then asked, "Miss Qin, how many months pregnant are you?"
Li Banfeng looked at Qin Xiaopang and frowned, "Who did you have an affair with behind my back?"
Qin Xiaopang looked at Mr. Yao and said, "I'm a food cultivator, and I'm a man!"
Mr. Yao burped again and frowned, "Who said that all food cultivators are men? I have known a female food cultivator before, and that woman could eat half a cow in one meal!"
Xiaopang shook his head and said, "We are talking about two different things. I am not pregnant. I am under a spell. Didn't you check it out at noon?"
"Have you seen it? Let me see again! You're not pregnant, so why is your belly so big?"
“This is not the belly…”
Qin Xiaopang's lower body was curled up in the quilt, and from the outside, it really looked like a big belly.
Mr. Yao lifted the quilt, fumbled Qin Xiaopang's legs for a few times, and asked, "What's wrong with your hand?"
"This is my leg!" Although Xiaopang had experienced this once at noon, he still couldn't help but feel annoyed when he saw Mr. Yao.
Mr. Yao carefully felt around Xiaopang's legs for a long time, and his distracted expression suddenly became focused.
"I have seen you. I saw you at noon."
Xiaopang was delighted: "You remembered!"
"This is not an ordinary spell," Mr. Yao's expression was unusually serious. He turned to look at Li Banfeng and said, "You are his man, right?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I am."
He felt more and more that Mr. Yao was a good person with a particularly good eye.
Qin Xiaopang said: "Well, he is my friend, a friend..."
Qin Xiaopang wanted to explain, but Mr. Yao said solemnly, "If we delay for another day, he won't be able to have children."
Qin Xiaopang said angrily: "I am a man!"
Mr. Yao asked, "Don't men need to give birth?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "That's right."
Qin Xiaopang stopped talking, he realized the seriousness of the problem.
Mr. Yao continued, "If he still can't be cured after tonight, he will become a person without seeds.
By this time tomorrow he will no longer be able to walk.
If he is still not cured in three days, you should buy him a coffin and prepare for his funeral."
Qin Xiaopang looked at Li Banfeng. This was his last hope.
Li Banfeng nodded to Mr. Yao and said, "Please save his life."
Lao Yao took a sip of wine, wiped his mouth and said, "We agreed on the price this day, 200,000, not a cent less."
Li Banfeng took out a sack and poured out twenty stacks of Huanguo banknotes: "Two hundred thousand, not a penny less, all here!"
"Great!" Mr. Yao exclaimed, picked up the sack, and walked towards the door.
Everyone was stunned, and Li Banfeng shouted: "Wait a minute, you haven't cured the disease yet!"
Mr. Yao put down the sack, came to Li Banfeng, and smiled honestly: "I almost forgot about this. Lie down first."
Li Banfeng lay down.
Lao Yao asked Li Banfeng: "Which leg can't move?"
"Which leg?" Li Banfeng thought about it carefully.
Qin Xiaopang said angrily: "It's my leg!"
Mr. Yao came up to Yu Nan and said with a smile, "Girl, give me a cigarette!"
Yu Nan quickly gave the old man a cigarette and took out a match to light it.
Gulp, gulp! The old man drank the gourd of wine clean, then came up to Xiaopang, took a puff of his cigarette, and then, with a puff, he spit out a ball of flame!
Qin Xiaopang screamed and his whole body began to catch fire.
Li Banfeng was a little surprised: "Old man, can this cure him?"
Mr. Yao looked at the little fat boy who was on fire, his face was very confused: "What's wrong with him? Is he sick? I just burped, why is he on fire?"
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