Second floor?
Two-story house renovation?
Doesn't it take ten years to gain one level of cultivation?
It’s only been two months since I started, and you’ve already renovated the second floor of your house?
I almost forgot that the level of advancement of a home cultivator is related to the home spirit. According to Luo Yuni, if a home cultivator cannot please the home spirit, he or she will not be able to advance no matter how many years of practice.
This caused Li Banfeng to misunderstand and think that it would only have a counterproductive effect in the process of the house spirit's promotion.
But he didn't expect that the house spirit also had methods to promote promotion, but the extent of the promotion made Li Banfeng unable to believe it was true.
Ten years!
It took less than a month for Li Banfeng to become a home-based practitioner, but in the blink of an eye, he had achieved ten years of practice as others would have?
This is impossible!
Li Banfeng was very eager to improve himself. He even had the extravagant hope of advancing to the tenth level and gaining three times the lifespan.
But there is no free gift in this world, all gifts have a price.
Just like elixirs can replace cultivation, but elixirs are expensive and all elixirs are poisonous.
Li Banfeng didn't beat around the bush and asked the record player directly: "Give me the second level of cultivation, what do you want me to do?"
Sniff
The record player sang aggrievedly: "We are such a loving couple, why did my husband say such unpleasant words?"
Li Banfeng curled his lips and said, "When you quarreled with me before, where did you put your love?"
snort~
The record player snorted twice: "Hey, husband, I don't like what you said. There is no such thing as a quarrel between husband and wife. It's not that they quarrel at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed. I was in a bad mood for a while, and you can beat me or scold me, but you can't hold a grudge~"
Li Banfeng got up from the ground and wiped the dust off his body: "Okay, I won't bear grudges. What do you want? Just tell me clearly."
"My dear husband, I only want you, nothing else."
"Tell me, what do you want?"
"My little slave treats you wholeheartedly, how can you turn a blind eye to it?"
"Hurry up and tell me, what do you want?"
The record player cried, "How can my infatuation not win my husband's sincerity?"
Li Banfeng put on his hat and said, "If you don't tell me, I'm leaving."
The record player stopped crying: "Husband, I'm hungry."
Li Banfeng sat back on the bed, rubbed his cheeks, and was silent for a long time.
Darling lady.
She was hungry again.
Back then in the deep mountains and old forests, Li Banfeng attracted a bunch of ghosts controlled by Luo Yuni. The record player ate the ghosts and sent Li Banfeng to the first level.
During this period, Li Banfeng found a lot of fresh souls for the phonograph, and also fed the phonograph fifteen ghost servants with cultivation. The phonograph was very satisfied with the food and gave Li Banfeng another level of cultivation.
She enjoyed the meal, but what should she do in the future?
How easy is it to find the soul?
"Madam, when will you finish eating? Didn't you just eat yesterday?"
Sniff
The record player sneered, "Hey, sir, what are you talking about? You had dinner yesterday, but you're not eating today?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I really haven't eaten today."
"My husband is hungry too, let's go eat quickly, buy some groceries after dinner, and come back early after buying groceries."
"Buying vegetables, buying vegetables, how can it be so easy? I feed you the souls of the dead every day, do you think I'm a murderous pervert?"
Sniff
Clang clang clang
The record player laughed repeatedly: "My husband, haven't you killed enough people?"
Li Banfeng said angrily: "Then I'm not a pervert. I've reached the second level, so I should have some skills, right?"
"There is a technique. Please listen to me carefully, carefully, carefully explain it~"
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Madam, why are you still stuttering?"
"Husband, please give my little slave some more engine oil."
Li Banfeng took the oil bottle and opened the engine cover, only to see the water tank boiling and steam rolling up, one ball after another, continuously.
A record player can do everything: clean the house, do laundry, kill people... the only thing it can't do is add oil to itself.
"Ma'am, you can fill up your own fuel, why can't you fill up your own oil?"
The record player replied, "The fuel is in the front tank, which is within my reach, and the oil is in the back tank, which is beyond my reach."
Li Banfeng suddenly realized.
It turns out that the front cabinet and the back box are different.
Sniff
The record player exclaimed, "My dear, it's not that we are short of oil.
My husband, you can't touch that water valve.
Husband, you need to be more careful with that gear. Husband, you don't need to apply oil to that screw.
My husband~
My husband~"
The record player kept calling out.
Li Banfeng closed the cover, sat next to the record player, and said silently: "Madam, please tell me the technique quickly, I will listen carefully."
Seeing Li Banfeng's serious expression, the record player asked, "Hey, husband, why are you so serious again?"
Li Banfeng nodded: "I have always been serious."
"Hey, husband, are you feeling refreshed?"
Li Banfeng nodded.
"A few words will make you feel better?"
Li Banfeng nodded.
The record player was silent for a long time, then played slowly and sang softly, "Husband, do you want to wash your clothes?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Of course you have to wash it."
"Hoo~ You crazy man!" Smoke came out of the three speakers at the same time, and the record player roared angrily, "Next time this happens, can you take it out in advance? Every time it's a big piece, don't you know how hard it is to wash clothes?"
Li Banfeng changed into new clothes, sat next to the record player and said, "Madam, tell me the technique, I'll listen to you."
"Don't come up, don't get so close, or I'll have to wash another one." The record player used a stream of steam to drive Li Banfeng back, and then talked about the technique:
"The second level skill is called Perceiving Spiritual Sounds, which is the cultivation of the ears."
Another cultivation on the ears?
Li Banfeng picked up the gold earrings made by Zhou Yujuan and asked, "Isn't this the Wind-Ears? I learned another ear technique. Is it a repetition?"
"Hey, my husband, this is not a repetition. The wind-hearing ear allows you to hear farther, and the insightful voice allows you to hear more.
There are many spiritual beings in this world, and they can speak, but ordinary people cannot understand them. As long as you concentrate your mind and listen carefully, you can hear the voice of the spiritual beings. "
Li Banfeng likes this skill very much.
This skill fits the temperament of a otaku.
Otakus can always hear more sounds than others. They can hear the whimpering of figures and the wailing of comic books, because otakus take life more seriously.
Li Banfeng put his ear to the record player and listened carefully.
snort~
The record player was a little nervous.
"My dear, what are you listening to while you're lying on my stomach? How can I bear you a child?"
"Where is the spiritual sound?" Li Banfeng held the record player and listened for a long time, but he couldn't hear the spiritual sound.
snort~
The record player sneered, "My lord, my little slave can talk to you, you don't need to use techniques to listen."
That's right, there's no need to listen to the record player.
What other spiritual things are there?
Li Banfeng picked up the bronze lotus and listened carefully for a while, but couldn't hear any movement.
"Madam, isn't this also considered a spiritual object?"
Chi Chi~ The record player sighed:
"This bitch Honglian is indeed a spiritual being, but she is too high-level and has a somewhat shy temperament, so my husband can't understand her spiritual voice."
Is the level of the copper lotus too high?
What else has spirituality?
Does the portable residence have spirituality?
Li Banfeng lay on the wall, concentrating his mind and listening carefully.
The record player shouted hurriedly, "Husband, you can't do that!"
huff~ huff~
What's that sound?
Buzz~~
Li Banfeng heard a long, low cry, then his eyes rolled back and he fell to the ground.
"This house is really unusual. No wonder that bitch Honglian was so cautious. She didn't even have the courage to fight me. I might have been a little reckless when I followed this madman in blindly." A layer of dew formed on the record player, like sweat.
ps: I picked up the external hard drive full of precious data and I could hear her talking to me.
Dear readers, please try it too, you can really hear it!
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