"Aunt Xie, you don't know. My mother believed the slander of that charlatan and actually burned a talisman and soaked it in water, forcing me to drink it. She also swore that as long as I drank the talisman water, I would be protected by divine light, healthy, and all evil would be driven away!"
"Fuck my divine light protection! All I need is a bowl of talisman water to be healthy and all evil will be driven away. Why do we need doctors? If everyone has a bowl of talisman water, everything will be fine!"
Li Jinghua complained, almost cursing.
"I also... Aunt Xie, you have no idea how bad that talisman water is to drink. Not only is it bitter and astringent, but it also leaves my mouth full of dregs. I felt like I was dying after I finished drinking it."
"If it was just this one time, I'd have thought it was just to please my mom. But when I got home yesterday, I saw she'd gotten two more talismans from that charlatan. She'd already placed them on the altar we just built. She said she had to drink it three times in a row for it to work!"
"Once, then three times. After three times, it must be five times, ten times. You have to drink me to death before you're done, right?"
Zhan Zhengli was also full of grievances, but he couldn't vent them in front of his own mother. Now he couldn't help but pour them out.
Yan Shaopeng felt the same way, and his face looked so sad that he could almost pinch a mosquito to death.
Sheng Yunzhou's face turned even more bitter as he said, "I'm even worse off than them. Besides, this matter has something to do with you. You must be responsible for me!"
Xie Xihe: "...Are you sure you want me to take responsibility?"
Sheng Yunzhou suddenly came to his senses and realized that he had accidentally said something wrong. He quickly slapped his mouth a few times and said, "No, no, what I meant is that you must save me! I am your biological nephew!!!"
Fake.
Xie Xihe complained in his heart, pressed his temples, opened the door to let the four people in, and said, "Tell me, what's going on."
Sheng Yunzhou immediately began to speak with great emotion, saying, "It was when Grandpa was sick and had surgery last time, and my mom just found out about your relationship with my uncle. Then she set her sights on me, urging me to go on blind dates and find a girlfriend every day."
"I told her I had my fortune told by a fortune teller, and he said my marriage destiny hadn't arrived yet, so she gave up thinking about it."
"She originally wanted to have some peace and quiet, but who knew that she believed someone's slander and actually said... said..." Sheng Yunzhou's face turned pale and he couldn't finish his words for a long time.
Finally, Li Jinghua couldn't stand it anymore and took over the conversation: "Aunt Tang said that Yunzhou has been following Master Sheng since he was a child, and we are the only ones he can play with. He is already 24 years old, but he doesn't even have a friend of the opposite sex. So she suspects him..."
Li Jinghua glanced at Sheng Yunzhou and suppressed a smile: "I just suspect that he actually likes men."
Sheng Yunzhou's face turned pale. "My mother was so anxious that she started looking for all kinds of treatments. That charlatan just happened to appear and became famous, so my mother went to him."
"I don't know what they said specifically, but after I came back from there, my mom became more and more superstitious. Every day, she would either make me wear a shiny red jade pendant or a shiny green dress, and then she would force me to go out and walk on the street, saying that if I did that, I would meet my soulmate."
Sheng Yunzhou became increasingly angry and aggrieved as he spoke, his face tearing up as he said, "Aunt, you don't know, but my mom bought me ten sets of green clothes. Each one is dazzlingly green, and two of them even have hats. When I put them on and put the hat on, I'm guaranteed to get people's attention!"
"He's almost more popular than you and my uncle!"
Li Jinghua and his three friends couldn't stop laughing, tears streaming down their cheeks. One of them even pulled out a Weibo topic and showed it to Xie Xihe: "Don't tell me, Yunzhou is really popular right now. The topic #京都绿頭男# has millions of views already. He's considered a local internet celebrity."
Xie Xihe took the phone handed to him by Zhan Zhengli and flipped through it.
Today, while shopping at the mall, I saw a guy with a greenish hue all over his body. He's actually quite good-looking, don't you think? If I approach him, will I get rejected? [dog head]]
[Hahahaha! We meet again! Is this fate? No way, I have to go over and chat her up!]
[See the man in green again, this time with a hat! ]
[Again! ]
Xie Xihe looked at the Weibo post under the super topic, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.
It has to be said that every middle-aged girl has her own unique ideas, and even Tang Qionghua, who is known for her gentleness, virtuousness, and knowledge, is no exception.
Xie Xihe expressed deep sympathy.
She returned the phone to Zhan Zhengli and brought the subject back to the topic, saying, "So, how do you want me to save you?"
Of course, that is to overthrow the charlatans and restore peace to Kyoto!
The four of them looked at her with sharp eyes, wishing they could bring her to the charlatan immediately and let her have a PK between the charlatan and the fortune teller!
Xie Xihe: T^T
Unable to resist, he pressed his temple again and said, "According to what you've said, this charlatan is very famous among the wealthy ladies of Kyoto and is quite popular and trusted. Do you think it would be any use if I stood up now?"
Maybe that charlatan would just fabricate some charges against her and his followers would regard her as a monster.
Although I can't do anything to her, it still makes me sad.
Xie Xihe looked quietly at the four people opposite him.
After complaining and venting, the four of them calmed down a bit and started to seriously think about the feasibility of the matter.
Yan Shaopeng thought for a moment, nodded, and agreed with Xie Xihe's statement: "It is indeed inappropriate. We must first think of a foolproof plan."
Zhan Zhengli agreed deeply: "My mother and the others have seen a lot of big scenes, but they were fooled by that charlatan. Whether he can tell fortunes or not is not certain, but his ability to fool people is indeed first-rate. Aunt Xie is right."
Li Jinghua: "So what should we do?"
Sheng Yunzhou pondered and thought deeply, and suddenly his mind "clicked" and his eyes lit up: "I have an idea!"
The four of them looked at him in unison.
Sheng Yunzhou has shifty eyes and looks mysterious.
After asking Xie Xihe, he quickly found out her method of committing the crime... Phew, it was a fortune-telling tool, then he grabbed his life and rushed out.
Xie Xihe, who performed the movements in one go, didn't even react.
There is no other way but to keep up.
Although she had anticipated that Sheng Yunzhou's "method" was unlikely to be very reliable, when she finally arrived at her destination and looked at the busy overpass, she fell into deep silence.
Setting up a stall on the overpass and fortune telling.
So, is this the fate that every fortune teller cannot escape?
Two words: convinced!
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