Chapter 328 The little fat guy I bought for Tuanzi
"Is it so delicious?" Yu Nanchen smiled and took a tissue to wipe the corners of Yan Luo's mouth.
Yan Luo nodded fiercely, "It's really delicious."
Yu Nanchen smiled dotingly, "If you like it, I will hire the chef and have him cook barbecued pork for you every day at home."
"Forget it. We rely on this chef to maintain our reputation." After saying that, Yan Luo picked up another one and put it in his mouth. His face was bulging with food, like a little puffer fish.
"Come, have some porridge."
Yu Nanchen scooped a spoonful of porridge and fed it to her, "Drink it."
Yan Luo smiled and curled his eyes, "Mm, it tastes good."
"Then drink more." Yu Nanchen continued to feed.
A white light suddenly flashed, and Tuanzi's figure appeared in front of Yan Luo.
This time Yu Nanchen has recovered his memory, so he doesn't have to hide it anymore.
Yan Luo sprayed the porridge on Tuanzi's face and body.
She quickly took a tissue and wiped him clean. "Ancestor, can you give me a hint before you show up again? You can't blame me for this."
Tuanzi's mouth twitched. "I wanted to give you a surprise! I didn't expect you to welcome me in this way."
After helping him wipe it, Yan Luo tapped the plate and said, "I'll let you eat two barbecued pork buns as an apology."
"So annoying!" Tuanzi pouted. "You want to buy my forgiveness with two barbecued pork buns? That's absolutely impossible. Tuanzi is very hard to appease."
Seeing him folding his arms, Yan Luo picked up a barbecued pork bun and placed it in front of him. "Then eat as much as you want. I'll buy you some ice cream after you finish."
When Tuanzi heard this, his eyes sparkled, "Then buy one ball of each flavor?"
"Okay, I promised you."
Tuanzi picked up the barbecued pork bun that was bigger than his head and started to eat it.
Yu Nanchen on the side raised his eyebrows, "When will you leave this time?"
Tuanzi's face was covered with grease after eating. "I will leave after the queen gives birth to her cubs."
Yu Nanchen couldn't help but feel a little worried, "Is Li Han sure?"
Tuanzi nodded heavily, "It was he who approved it, otherwise how could I dare to stay in the human world for so long? Do I still want my little butt?"
"What's wrong with your butt?" Yan Luo asked.
Tuanzi blinked, then realized how he had let the cat out of the bag. He quickly said, "It's okay, it's okay."
Yan Luo grabbed him, hooked his white panties with his fingertips, looked at the shocking red marks on his butt, and frowned.
Not everything can hurt Tuanzi. Looking at the way he was beaten, it is clear that Tuanzi did not resist.
"Did Li Han beat you up?"
Tuanzi kicked his calves, "Put me down, don't you know the difference between men and women?"
Yan Luo poked his little butt, "Does it hurt?"
“It hurts!”
"Beat him with the Qiankun stick?"
"Um."
"Tell me what's going on?"
Tuanzi was put down and pouted, "If the gods of the underworld use a lot of magic power in the human world, they will be punished by heaven. Lihan felt that since you are all in the human world, if something happens, we will inevitably use a lot of magic power, and there is a high possibility of being punished by heaven, so he changed the terms to spanking. This time, not only I was punished, but Lihan was also punished. His injury is no less serious than mine."
Yan Luo pursed her lips, feeling very uncomfortable.
After all, Lihan and Tuanzi were punished for them.
Tuanzi saw Yan Luo's depressed mood, and tears filled her eyes instantly, "Wuwuwu, Queen, don't be sad, Tuanzi is not hurt. Tuanzi has a lot of meat, and it will be fine in a few days."
Yan Luo nodded, "Don't worry, Tuanzi, you are so kind, and I will definitely pay attention to it. I will take care of the ice cream."
Tuanzi's eyes were full of hearts. "Wow, this is great. I haven't had Tuanzi for a while."
Yu Nanchen looked at them and smiled, "Then shall we leave now?"
"Okay." Yan Luo wiped the corner of his mouth and stood up, throwing the bun he had just finished eating onto his shoulder, "I'll buy you some ice cream."
Yu Nanchen drove Yan Luo and Tuanzi to a handmade ice cream shop. After entering the shop, Tuanzi flew to the glass cover, pressed his two little hands on it, and exclaimed, "Wow, it looks delicious."
Yan Luo looked at his useless appearance and tried to hold back his laughter.
She told the clerk to give her one, and the clerk nodded and started digging the balls with a big box.
Back in the car, Tuanzi took a small spoon and started eating, sighing.
Passing by a doll shop, Yan Luo asked Yu Nanchen to stop the car and said, "I'm going to get something and I'll be back soon."
Yu Nanchen asked, "Did Li Han send you here because he was worried that something might happen?"
Tuanzi blinked, "He didn't say anything. After all, we can't let anyone know."
"Luoluo is pregnant. If I'm not around, you have to take good care of her."
Tuanzi nodded, "Don't worry,"
I watched Yan Luo walk into the store, and when he came back a while later, he was holding a small paper bag.
Looking at Tuanzi eating ice cream like a little hamster, Yan Luo curled his lips.
Half an hour later, the car arrived at Huijing Garden.
After returning home, Yan Luo threw the paper bag on the sofa and walked towards the bathroom holding Tuanzi's calf.
Tuanzi was being carried upside down, and protested: "I am also the Pluto Pearl after all, how can I save my dignity if you carry me upside down like this?"
"What a shame!" Yan Luo went into the bathroom and filled a basin with warm water.
At this time, Tuanzi realized what Yan Luo wanted to do, "Tuanzi, shame on you, I don't want you to wash it."
Yan Luo narrowed his eyes, and the smile on the corner of his lips was a bit cunning, "It's not like I haven't seen it before, why should I be ashamed. But it's so small, it's really hard to describe."
Tuanzi felt insulted, her face flushed red, "Hmph! Lsp!"
"Oh! You dare to scold me!" Yan Luo directly untied the tie at the back of the bellyband, took off the fat boy, and laughed.
"So cute!" Yan Luo looked at the delicate little man and thought he was so cute. "Tuanzi, I bet you can definitely enter the Guinness Book of Records. There is definitely no man younger than you."
Tuanzi whined, "Nanchen Hades, wash me, Tuanzi, stop being so lewd!"
Yu Nanchen came over and leaned against the door frame, listening to Tuanzi's voice as she was about to cry and choke, "I'm also afraid of her, what should I do?"
There is nothing to love about the life of a dumpling. After tens of thousands of years, the husband is still not strong enough! Bear egg thing!
Yan Luo put him in the small basin and gave him a bath.
Looking at the little butt covered with red lines, Yan Luo felt a little sad, "Does it hurt?"
Tuanzi glanced at Yan Luo and said, "It doesn't hurt, not at all."
"Little liar." After Yan Luo washed him, she took a white towel and wrapped him in it, then walked out of the bathroom and sat down on the sofa.
Tuanzi watched her take out many exquisite clothes from the paper bag, including quite a few panties.
Yan Luo picked up a pink one and said, "Try this on."
Tuanzi's mouth twitched, "I'm a boy."
"No one says boys can't wear pink, right? Besides, who can see what's inside?" Yan Luo grabbed his calf and put him in, then lifted him up.
Tuanzi: “…”
Yan Luo muttered, "I'll help you match something." Then she found a pink skirt from a pile of clothes.
Help!
In the end, Tuanzi had no choice but to wear the skirt and a pair of matching pink leather shoes.
Yan Luo kissed Tuanzi on the cheek, "So cute! You are the most beautiful and lovely little baby I have ever seen."
She raised her eyes and asked Yu Nanchen, "How do you match it?"
Yu Nanchen narrowed his eyes, "Luoluo, he is a boy."
Tuanzi looked at Yu Nanchen with gratitude, Nanchen Hades is still the best, wuwuwuwuwu...
Yan Luo was startled, "You don't like this combination."
The next second, Yu Nanchen threw the ball in her hand onto the sofa, picked her up and walked towards the bedroom, "Luoluo, you just kissed him."
"Ah, are you jealous?"
"Um."
Tuanzi rolled his eyes. He thought she would speak for him.
Who is this person?