Chapter 349: Shame on you
Yu Han let out a cry of surprise and pushed the man's head away, but she pushed too hard and Shen Wenyuan was pushed into the grass as if he had no bones.
Shen Wenyuan really wanted to curse. His hand pressed on something soft and yellow.
The key is that he has to pretend to be drunk.
But fortunately, it wasn't on my face.
He resisted the urge to do so and reached out to Yu Han, "Han Han, help Brother Lavenyuan."
Looking at the yellow hand reaching out to her, Yu Han almost vomited, but she also vomited a few times.
"Brother Wenyuan, you better get up by yourself." Yu Han quickly took out five or six tissues from her bag, tossed them and handed them to him, "I'll go buy you some bottles of water!"
Watching the little girl rushing into the convenience store, Shen Wenyuan felt a little sad.
It's just a hand full of shit, why are you so disgusted?
That’s too much!
He sniffed it himself and let out a gasp.
Well, it wasn't too much, after all, he couldn't stand it himself.
Soon, he saw Yu Han running towards him with two bottles of water in each hand.
"The water is coming, the water is coming."
When Yu Han ran over, he happened to see Shen Wenyuan smelling his hand.
"Brother Wenyuan, are you crazy? That's shit! How can you eat shit?"
Shen Wenyuan: “…”
Many people around him looked at him, and his image as a brother was completely gone!
Shen Wenyuan closed his eyes tightly and said, "It doesn't matter, just pretend to be drunk until the end!"
Just don't admit anything when you wake up.
As long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed!
In the spirit of shamelessness, Shen Wenyuan smiled and said, "Hanhan, you're back."
Yu Han placed the mineral water one and a half meters away from him and opened a bottle. "Well, I'll stand beside you. Put your hand forward and I'll rinse you."
Shen Wenyuan did as she said. The little girl stood beside him, leaned forward slightly, and stretched out her arm to water his hands.
Although I had wiped it with paper before, the stains on the texture of my hands still could not be washed away.
"Brother Wenyuan, rub your hands together."
twist?
Rub your hands together?
Now only one hand is contaminated. If you rub it with both hands, the other hand will also be contaminated.
Shen Wenyuan really wanted to die on the spot, but this was too difficult.
But he still listened to Yu Han and rubbed it hard.
Thinking of something, Yu Han said, "Wait a moment, I'll be right back."
When she returned, the girl brought back a bottle of hand sanitizer. "I borrowed it from the hotel over there. I'll squeeze some for you. Rub it hard."
Shen Wenyuan said "oh" and did as he was told.
The fresh fragrance of the hand soap mixed with a foul smell hit my face. It was a very strange smell, both fragrant and stinky.
I washed my hands six times before the smell finally dissipated a little.
Yu Han threw the four empty water bottles into the trash can and returned the hand sanitizer to the hotel.
She held onto Shen Wenyuan's arm and said, "Brother Wenyuan, I'll take you back to the hotel."
Shen Wenyuan felt like he was going to stink to death, and looked at her, "I'm not drunk, it's okay, I don't need your help."
Yu Han pursed her lips. Does this mean he should keep a distance from her even when he is drunk?
How disgusted he must be with her!
She understood and decided to stay away from him from now on!
The two of them walked to the side of the road, one in front of the other.
Yu Han stopped a taxi and opened the back door. Shen Wenyuan got in unconsciously. Just as he was thinking about moving inside, the door was slammed shut and Yu Han sat in the passenger seat.
"Master, Zhenyue Hotel." Yu Han said.
Shen Wenyuan felt sad in his heart. He thought that she really thought he was too smelly.
He wasn't drunk originally, but as he looked at the receding reflection outside the car window, his consciousness became a little hazy.
Soon, the car arrived in front of the hotel.
After paying the bill, Yu Han got out of the car, opened the back door, and helped the man lying on the back seat up. "Brother Wenyuan, we're here. Wake up and stop sleeping."
The driver turned around and asked, "Little girl, do you need my help?"
Yu Han was about to say that someone was there to help him, but then he remembered that Yu Nanchen and Sang Wan had no time to care about them and had already fallen into a gentle state.
She said, "Then I'll trouble you, Master."
The driver got out of the car and helped the man out. He sniffed and said in confusion, "Little girl, is your friend in trouble?"
"Ah?" Yu Han was stunned at first, then burst into laughter.
"No, no, he just grabbed a handful of shit."
The driver frowned, "How much did your friend drink? He didn't even need paper to wipe his butt."
Yu Han laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.
The loud laughter did not wake up Shen Wenyuan, and in the end the driver helped to carry it upstairs.
Yu Han pushed the man against the wall and greeted the driver, "Master, thank you, goodbye!"
The driver said, "Tell your friend to drink less next time. It's embarrassing to wipe your butt with your hands."
"Got it, Master."
Yu Han turned around and looked at the man who had fallen asleep, and sighed softly, "At such an old age, it's really embarrassing! Hey, where is your room card? Can you wake up and talk?"
Watching the man sliding down with his back against the wall, she held him down with one hand and searched in his trouser pocket with the other.
After finding it, I swiped the magnetic strip and the door opened.
She helped Shen Wenyuan into the guest room and inserted the room card.
The room is bright.
Yu Han helped him to the bed, where Shen Wenyuan was lying carefree.
"You old man, you are really..."
She helped her take off her shoes and socks, and she patted his face, "Want some water?"
Shen Wenyuan fell into a deep sleep.
Yu Han sat next to him and just looked at him quietly.
She didn't remember when she started to like him, maybe it was the stunning glance she got at him when she was young, or the handsome look with a cigarette dangling from his lips when he helped her teach a lesson to the hooligans who harassed her.
Even though he was a bit immature sometimes, she just liked him.
The kind where he really likes her. She is already an adult and can get close to him, but he still treats her as a little sister.
A bitter smile appeared on the corner of her lips. She felt uncomfortable when she saw his female friends around her.
Yu Han pursed her lips, feeling aggrieved. She finally realized that not every secret love can be revealed to the world.
She secretly kissed the man on the forehead, saying goodbye to her unrequited love.
She jumped out of bed, turned off the light and left.
The man on the bed turned over sleepily, muttering a name, "Hanhan..."
In another room.
Yan Luo snuggled in Yu Nanchen's arms, "Do you think Shen Wenyuan can confess his love tonight?"
"I think so. Even the dumbest person can speak the truth after drinking." Yu Nanchen thinks these two people have potential.
Yan Luo sighed, "In my opinion, Shen Wenyuan will definitely mess things up. From his previous life to this life, his middle school personality has not changed."
There was the sound of a message being sent from the mobile phone on the bedside table, and Yan Luo took it to take a look.
[After getting drunk, the man opened his butt without using paper! His hands were covered in feces! ]
[The driver confirmed that the man’s hands did have a strange smell! ]
[The man is suspected to be Shen Wenyuan, the young master of the Shen family in Sijiu City! ]
......
Yan Luo clicked on the first message, and found pictures and the truth.
The man is Shen Wenyuan!
Yan Luo laughed out loud, "There's absolutely no hope tonight."
Yu Nanchen sighed, "If he can't catch up with Hanhan, he must be to blame. Forget it, let's not worry about it, let's go to sleep."