angry
"Xiahou Dun didn't farm the lane and just ganked the bottom lane. Did he even make a difference? Arthur even killed the enemy jungler. What else can you do besides spew insults?"
"What's it to you? Are you looking for a fight?"
“Ignore what he says,” Pan Yue said calmly. “Just block him.”
"He's a complete idiot and talks a lot." Zhu Shiyi scoffed, not wanting to waste her breath on a moron.
Sometimes arguing is pointless. Too much negative and rude language not only affects your mood but also wastes your energy.
Zhu Shiyi himself also intended to block the other side.
But the other side wasn't finished: "Mid lane? A girl, huh? No wonder you play so badly. You're pretty, aren't you? With this skill level, how could you possibly reach Challenger? If you're going to date someone, date someone stronger. What's the point of sucking up to Arthur?"
"Nonsense..." Zhu Shiyi rolled her eyes, feeling a slight nausea.
Classic rhetoric used by Puxin to spread rumors and falsehoods.
"I don't even know what's going on in your head..." Her retort was interrupted by another voice.
"It seems human evolution didn't take you along," Pan Yue said in a deep voice. His voice was cold and piercing, as chilling as an icy blade. "I thought you were some lowly creature, with only primal desires in your mind."
"You talk like you're so great, huh...?"
"My apologies," Pan Yue said, his tone becoming more serious and low, seemingly devoid of anger, only cold and distant. "You have a congenital physical defect that even medication can't cure, so it's inevitable that you feel inferior. You can only indulge in verbal sparring as a form of psychological compensation."
"Whose flaw are you calling flawed? You, him..."
"Take some mecobalamin tablets," Pan Yue said non-stop, like a machine gun. "They're for treating your brain. If you can't afford them, take some mothballs. Learn some movement techniques from the 'river crabs,' and you'll die a few less times."
"Fuck you..." The other person was so angry that all they could say was profanity.
“Modern technology is still not advanced enough. Human-machine devices are becoming less and less like humans.” Pan Yue gave the other party no chance to retaliate.
Damn, he's so talkative.
There wasn't a single swear word throughout, yet the attack power was so high.
Zhu Shiyi quickly replied, "May I ask what kind of creature you are? Who were your ancestors? Were you the Howling Celestial Dog or Marshal Tianpeng? You're not a paramecium, are you?"
In the chat box, their own support Cai Wenji immediately typed 6.
Hou Yi's voice suddenly rose, and one swear word after another burst forth.
“Block him,” Pan Yue exhaled deeply. “Don’t listen to this stuff, it’s disgusting.”
Zhu Shiyi had the same idea. She listened to the advice, turned off the team's microphones, and silently muted Hou Yi's text messages as well.
“Crazy guy,” Zhu Shiyi muttered, “He’s just playing a fun mode, and he’s so bad at it yet he still dares to make a sound. Is he trying to get attention? Nobody wants to talk to him.”
She was initially a little angry, but Pan Yue was just too good at being sarcastic.
This rage, fueled by anger, was naturally directed at the other side.
"Isn't this for entertainment?" Pan Yue asked. "Would you get angry if we played ranked matches?"
A peculiar focus.
Zhu Shiyi honestly replied, "It depends. If I get really badly scammed, maybe."
Pan Yue remained silent.
Hou Yi had a foul mouth, and Cai Wenji didn't want to be with him, so she silently became Zhu Shiyi's little follower.
The jungler and marksman played in a very abstract way this game.
After all, with a Platinum-level player like Pan Yue on the team, the teammates they're matched with are unlikely to be very strong.
Of course, nobody on the other side knows how to play either.
"One wave," Zhu Shiyi led Cai Wenji and Arthur to the high ground, preparing to push the crystal, "I'm afraid of Daji's second skill."
As soon as he finished speaking, Arthur immediately flanked and used his ultimate on Daji, baiting out all of Daji's skills. Cai Wenji then used her ultimate to heal Arthur. Angela stood still and used her ultimate, instantly killing Daji. Their jungler, Li Bai, came up and dealt a few hits, causing the enemy's two carries to fall.
The screen was filled with a bunch of light pollution skill effects.
"Oh my god, it's almost blinding!" Zhu Shiyi complained.
The special effects of primitive heroes are still the most eye-friendly.
For example, Angela, and Arthur.
She looked at Arthur on the screen.
To be honest, the special effects of these two heroes are quite similar.
......
Isn't it just the same skin series?
We won this game outright.
After leaving the game, Zhu Shiyi first successfully reported Hou Yi, then clicked on Pan Yue's homepage to see his historical rank.
"You've played Dynasty Warriors before!" Zhu Shiyi exclaimed in surprise. "Take me with you!"
The Musou attacks used to be much harder to beat, and they were more valuable than they are now.
"...It's been a long time since I've played," Pan Yue said tactfully, but it sounded a bit awkward. "I'll have to rely on you again."
Zhu Shiyi, feeling smug, said, "Leave it to me."
She clicked to start.
"Wait a moment." Pan Yue didn't explain.
"Oh, okay." Zhu Shiyi didn't understand, but didn't ask any further questions.
The other party remained silent.
The waiting process was so boring that Zhu Shiyi was browsing aimlessly when he saw his own ID.
...It seems a bit abstract.
But she didn't want to change it; she felt happy every time she saw this funny ID.
She glanced at Pan Yue's ID again; it was an English word.
Devil?
What does that mean?
Pan Yue suddenly went offline, and then sent a WeChat message: "[One minute.]"
With nothing else to do, Zhu Shiyi casually opened Baidu and searched for the word.
Devil—the devil.
Zhu Shiyi's pupils dilated, his facial muscles twitched, and he let out a strange cry.
What is that?
So unconventional?
Just then, Pan Yue came online and sent an invitation to join the team.
Zhu Shiyi recruited him into the team, and Pan Yue's ID changed.
It turns out he was forced offline because he wanted to change his name.
"Let's open it," Pan Yue said seriously.
In a match, Zhu Shiyi, with her mischievous nature, ruthlessly exposed him: "Devil, devil, how did you turn into a chopstick?"
Pan Yue: ......
He chuckled softly, "You still found out."
As if struck by a jolt of electricity, Zhu Shiyi's voice softened involuntarily: "Who told you to laugh at my sexy female cockroach?"
The other person's smile widened: "My mistake."
"Why did you choose this name?" Zhu Shiyi asked curiously. It was so out of character for Boss Pan's serious image!
It's a bit like a "shamate" style (a subculture characterized by flamboyant and often outlandish fashion).
"...I just picked it up randomly when I was in middle school." Pan Yue covered his mouth, sounding a little uncomfortable.
Too.
Judging from Lin Changren's previous words, Pan Yue seemed to have been quite immature and eccentric before.
Their high school years, which were the era when the non-mainstream became the mainstream, were not just a time when the post-90s generation lived in high school.
"So why do you also call them chopsticks?" Zhu Shiyi asked again.
"...It was just something I came up with randomly," the other person hesitated for a moment, then changed the subject, "What games do you play?"
Huh—just pick anything? They definitely can't afford to play this game!
Zhu Shiyi silently clicked his tongue and locked up Xiao Qiao.
Pan Yue then chose Zhao Yun.
She glanced at her ID again and suddenly realized: "I know."
"Um?"
"Now I know why you're called Chopsticks."
"......"
"Why?" he asked softly.
Zhu Shiyi couldn't help but laugh at the thought of what she was going to say later.
"You want to eat cockroaches?" She couldn't help but chuckle.
“…” Pan Yue paused for a moment, “You have quite a vivid imagination.”
"Haha." Zhu Shiyi was embarrassed by the joke he had just told.
Could you please smile? This is making her feel awkward.
"You like to eat cockroaches?" Pan Yue asked abruptly, his voice rising slightly at the end, as if with a hint of mockery.
"You're the one who likes to eat cockroaches," Zhu Shiyi chuckled.
Telling jokes is only effective if someone laughs.
A new game begins.
Zhu Shiyi focused intently on the game. As usual, she located the enemy jungler and then looked back at her own Zhao Yun.
With both junglers starting with red buff and the other starting with blue buff, normally both junglers would gank the bottom lane, creating a three-on-three situation.
On their side, their marksman and support is Ma Yao, who is generally considered weak before level four; while the opposing team has Lu Ban and Zhang Fei, who have control, shields and damage in the early game.
Thinking of this, and seeing Zhao Yun farming the red buff in the right half of the jungle, Zhu Shiyi suggested, "After you finish farming, help me gank the bottom and mid lanes."
No sooner had he finished speaking than Pan Yue had already circled around to the right side of the grass.
"Wait a second for the CD to reset." After saying that, Zhao Yun suddenly leaped up.
Not to mention the completely unprepared Zhen Ji, even Zhu Shiyi didn't react in time.
She quickly followed up with a combo of her second and first skills, unleashing maximum damage, and Zhen Ji was instantly vaporized.
"Great, great," Zhu Shiyi said, having secured the first kill. "I almost didn't realize it."
Pan Yue finished his business and left without a word.
Zhu Shiyi was completely confused: "Don't go, don't go, help me get across the center line."
“You’ll have to live off the economy,” Pan Yue said. “You’ll have to rely on your C.”
Zhu Shiyi explained: "Four minutes ago, equipping a jungle item didn't affect your gold income."
Pan Yue paused: "The settings have been changed."
“It’s okay to split the money,” Zhu Shiyi said, turning into a coach. “Without vision, if you help me cross the lane, the enemy mage won’t dare to come out and contest the lane. I will have lane priority and can provide support first.”
Pan Yue humbly accepted the advice.
After clearing the jungle in the second round, Zhao Yun and Xiao Qiao crossed the mid lane together and then headed to the bottom lane to support the marksman.
Zhu Shiyi frantically pressed the signal, indicating that an attack should be launched.
Zhao Yun unleashed a powerful attack at Lu Ban from afar, but Zhang Fei used his first skill to push Zhao Yun away, and Lu Ban used Flash to create distance.
Zhu Shiyi was anxious and flashed forward, just in time to catch Zhang Fei's ultimate attack, and was directly knocked back and stunned.
The opposing Luban rushed forward to sweep Zhao Yun, but the jungler Zhuge Liang arrived, dashed over, and immediately used his second and first skills plus his passive on Xiao Qiao, followed by his ultimate to lock her head.
"I'm going to Zhuge Liang!" Zhu Shiyi exclaimed in surprise again.
She simply stood still and waited to die.
In the blink of an eye.
Zhao Yun used a dash to close the distance, blocking Zhuge Liang's ultimate move, leaving him with only a sliver of health.
Zhu Shiyi chuckled: "The episode where Zhao Yun's immunity to damage was most useful..."
Before she could finish her exclamation, Zhuge Liang casually finished off a minion, gaining a new passive ability.
The ice shards shot towards Xiao Qiao, and she died.
Another shard of ice flew towards Zhao Yun. The God of War, Zilong, has gloriously sacrificed himself.
...You're too happy too soon.
"Ah—" Zhu Shiyi sighed in regret and despair, his lament lingering for a long time.
In the lingering echo, there seemed to be a sound of indulgent laughter.
Zhu Shiyi recapped the battlefield. Marco Polo, with most of his health remaining, was hiding under the tower with Yao. She immediately found an outlet for her anger: "It's all Marco's fault! The enemy team had used up all their crowd control abilities, didn't he know to come up and use his ultimate!"
“Yes,” Pan Yue said righteously, his voice deep and magnetic, “it’s all their fault.”
"Forget it," Zhu Shiyi thought, "I've already said my piece in private, so I'm not going to hold a grudge anymore. Anyway, it's just matchmaking, I'll just play around."
This game is going against us. Our marksman doesn't know how to play, and the support insists on following him. We're always down two players in team fights, it's always a three against five.
No, it's three against seven.
These two teammates of ours are feeding the enemy team kills; they're definitely spies!
The opposing Zhuge Liang took over four jungle areas and farmed recklessly.
The fragile Xiao Qiao, who is bullied by everyone, can only hide under the tower to clear the wave.
But Zhuge Liang wouldn't let her go either. An enemy soldier used a teleportation ability to dive the tower and kill her, and Zhu Shiyi screamed in alarm.
In an instant, Zhao Yun used his ultimate skill to jump towards Zhuge Liang, blocking Zhuge Liang's ultimate skill and trapping him under the tower.
Zhu Shiyi instinctively activated his ultimate skill, and the two of them teamed up to take down the enemy jungler with the highest gold income.
Zhu Shiyi controlled Xiao Qiao to return to the fountain to heal, while Zhao Yun took advantage of the situation and eliminated Zhen Ji. At this moment, he was pulling the enemy Lu Ban.
"Here I come!" Zhu Shiyi ran out of the fountain before he had even finished healing himself. He flashed over the wall and used his long reach to knock up Lu Ban. Zhao Yun followed up with damage, and the two successfully took down the enemy's two carries.
"Beautiful." It was a bright and cheerful exclamation.
The male voice had a refreshing quality and a youthful feel.
Zhu Shiyi was slightly taken aback.
Who is this person speaking?
Give back Pan Yue, who has been possessed!
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