Chapter 9 Suspect Zeng Xiaoxian is cheating in the toilet



"What's going on, Judy?" Wang Yu looked at Judy.

"Wang Yu, our phone is flooded with calls now. This has never happened before. Our listening rate is number one right now!! And it's still rising." Judy seemed very excited.

"Is this true?" I just randomly said something and it ranked first in the ratings?

"Really? Because there aren't many good quality shows at midnight... Good shows wouldn't be shown at midnight..."

....It turns out it’s because there aren’t many programs. I was still wondering if I was that awesome already.

In fact, Wang Yu didn’t know that the jokes he told were completely new to the world, so his appeal was still very high, and his listening rate would not be bad even if it was not a midnight show.

"Where's Teacher Zeng? He hasn't come out yet? What's going on? I'm going to the bathroom to look for him." Did Teacher Zeng fall into the bathroom? Wang Yu was very confused.

At this time, Teacher Zeng was still on his way on horseback. No, Teacher Zeng was still on his way to fly freely.

bathroom

"Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you? Are you still not well?"

"Don't mention it, I just wiped my butt and suddenly I felt it again... poof..."

Wang Yu...

"When will you be better? I'm playing music again." Wang Yu asked.

"It's okay, just play a few more songs and talk briefly between songs. If you don't want to talk, it's okay if you play songs all night. No leader will listen to the midnight show anyway."

Zeng Xiaoxian is very confident in his program and he can guarantee that no leader will listen to it.

Zeng Xiaoxian’s motto is, I don’t have confidence in other things, but I have great confidence in messing up my job; since the leader has given me this job, he must be prepared to mess it up.

"Now our listening rate is number one in the same time period."

"What! Poof..." Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked!

"vomit"…

Wang Yu covered his nose and said, "Teacher Zeng, don't get excited. And it's still rising."

“Now we are number one in the same time period? And it’s still rising!! Puff… Puff…”

"Damn it, Teacher Zeng, you go ahead and do your work. I'm going back to the studio..." Wang Yu really couldn't stay any longer. It was too smelly.

"Wang Yu, hold on... I'll be there soon!!" Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came from the bathroom.

Wang Yu returned to the studio.

"Welcome to continue listening to Your Moon, My Heart. Now I will continue to answer calls from listeners..."

……….

Wang Yu entertained the audience with his jokes and witty stories from the original world. The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was quite good, and the listening rate kept rising. However, Wang Yu was very surprised why Teacher Zeng was still in the toilet when the show was almost over.

At this time, Teacher Zeng could no longer fly freely. His legs were numb and he couldn't get up!

"Thank you all for your enthusiasm, today's program is coming to an end.

Today, Mr. Zeng's friend got married, and I was fortunate enough to attend their wedding. At the end of the program, I wish the newlyweds all the best:

Auspicious times and days are as auspicious as the wind, and abundant years and months are as abundant as the increase;

Increase blessings, fortune and lifespan, and enjoy longevity in the mountains and waters of longevity;

Prosperity, wealth, and noble sons, filial sons and virtuous grandsons bring glory to generations;

May you have wealth and glory every year, and have money, power and a bright future.

Well, today's program ends here. I'm not the good man, I'm not Zeng Xiaoxian, I'm Wang Yu, goodbye everyone."

"Judy, Teacher Zeng hasn't come out yet?" Wang Yu came out of the studio and found that Zeng Xiaoxian was still not there.

“No.”

Wang Yu no longer suspected Zeng Xiaoxian of falling in. He now suspected Zeng Xiaoxian of eating in the toilet! He could poop in the toilet for over an hour. Did he poop first, eat second, and poop second?

"I'll go find him later, Judy. You've worked hard today, and you didn't get any sleep tonight. Go home early."

Judy was embarrassed. "I fall asleep as soon as I get to work because Teacher Zeng's show is so boring... and many people listen to Teacher Zeng's show as a lullaby... If every day was as interesting as your show, I definitely wouldn't fall asleep."

Wang Yu was also impressed by Zeng Xiaoxian's hosting style.

…..

bathroom

"Teacher Zeng?" Wang Yu was very suspicious whether Zeng Xiaoxian was in the toilet.

"Wang Yu! Oh my God! Wang Yu, you're finally here! Hurry up and get me some toilet paper! The toilet paper is all used up!!"

Wang Yu….

"Wang Yu, can you get me another pack of wet wipes..."

"Wang Yu, my legs are numb, can you come in and help me down..."

"Wang Yu! Let's go! Let's create peak listening rates!!"

"The show is over." Wang Yu said with disgust.

"What? I missed my show, and I missed the most-watched episode??"

(Voiceover, Zeng Xiaoxian: What a sin I've committed! Hey, it's not like I missed it, I even said something at the beginning!)

"Teacher Zeng, there's no toilet paper. Why didn't you call me and ask me to get you some?" Wang Yu was puzzled. Did his phone fall into the toilet?

"Do you think I didn't want to? I just put my phone on the studio, and then I felt the sensation. I thought it would be better soon, so I didn't take it!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sad face.

System: The side quest has been completed and the reward has been issued.

In an instant, Wang Yu's memories of songs, jokes, and videos he'd heard in his previous world, even texts he couldn't recite in school, all surfaced in his mind! He even wanted to recite the "Preface to Ma Sheng of Dongyang" right now! What an amazing skill!

Wang Yu was in a good mood. "Teacher Zeng, it's late at night. Your program has reached a new high in ratings. How about going for a midnight snack?"

"That's fine!" Zeng Xiaoxian was indeed hungry.

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It will be even more exciting later!

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