The little green monkey used its mind to control the wine bottle and poured a glass of wine for Wang Yu and Zhuge Dali, and then it blew directly into the bottle.
Wang Yu thought, this little green monkey can really drink.
Wang Yu and Zhuge Dali saw a glass of wine floating in front of them.
Wang Yu stopped Zhuge Dali's glass of wine: "She can't drink alcohol, she drinks this." Wang Yu pointed to the juice on the table.
"Then she really doesn't deserve it," the little green monkey sucked the wine next to Zhuge Dali directly into his mouth.
Zhuge Dali looked at the wine floating in the air with curiosity.
Soon the little green monkey finished the bottle of wine, and then began to dance and hum Chika Chika, Mommy Mommy...
Wang Yu looked at the little green monkey and said, "Hey, Green Monkey, can you lend me the belt on your head to try it out?"
"You can't use this... burp... of mine... ugh..." The little green monkey vomited before he could finish his words.
Wang Yu quickly pulled Zhuge Dali away to prevent him from being splashed with vomit.
"How disgusting..." Zhuge Dali said in a low voice.
After vomiting, the little green monkey started swaying to the music in the club again. It was very excited now.
“It’s a really good drink… Chika Chika… This wine is the greatest invention on your Earth!!
...hiccup...my name is Chica, not Green Monkey..."
Wang Yu thought it was the same one from Crazy Alien. "Then Chica, why can't I use the belt on your head..."
The little green monkey swayed rhythmically and said, "drop the beat."
Wang Yu, Zhuge Dali: Hmm? Why did they change the background music? It's quite rhythmic.
Little Green Monkey: "I have what you don't, because I am powerful.
This thing ~only~ we~ wear,
This is my logo, it’s really cool!! Skr～～”
Zhuge Dali: ...
Wang Yu: "Why~only you~can wear~Skr~"
Zhuge Dali looked at Wang Yu in surprise, "Are you guys playing rap?!"
Little green monkey: "yo, yo, yo, put your hands up,
Look at this belt, it's black and round.
Look at my hair..."
Wang Yu: “No, no!”
Little Green Monkey: "So it ~can only~ be worn by me!!"
Zhuge Dali looked at Wang Yu and the little green monkey so embarrassed that he could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with his feet!
Little Green Monkey: "One for each person to prevent mistakes. We've been wearing it since birth, so this is my exclusive band~~Yeah!!"
Wang Yu was about to continue when Zhuge Dali said, "Be normal!"
Wang Yu: ...
"You mean each of you has one exclusive one? So it's useless if someone else gets yours?"
Little Green Monkey: "Right, hiccup...huh? Why don't you sing anymore?"
Wang Yu: ...
Wang Yu recalled the plot of "Crazy Alien" and it seemed that this belt was really like this. As long as the belt was there, the little green monkey would not die in the true sense. It could transfer the consciousness inside to another body through the belt to achieve resurrection.
Little Green Monkey: "If you want it, go find your dad.
He has several of them~the original first generation~Skr~"
"Well, Chica, can we not play this?" Wang Yu also felt embarrassed...
"Boring... After eating and drinking, go home and sleep... La la la la la la, chika kaka kaka..." The little green monkey walked away swayingly.
Zhuge Dali looked at the little green monkey's back and said, "It was really embarrassing just now..."
Wang Yu: ...
"I'm just cooperating with it..."
At this time, Wang Yu was communicating with Brother Tongzi.
System, do you have that belt?
System: Yes, I bought this belt from them last time.
Wang Yu: How much did you pay for it?
System: I don’t want money, buy for 0 yuan! !
Wang Yu: ...
So, you robbed it?
System: What you said, this was a gift from someone else!!
Wang Yu: You are really good. Can you give me one?
System: Take it, you son of a bitch. I have plenty anyway.
A belt appeared in Wang Yu's personal space.
Wang Yu: How much did you steal? Thanks to my brother Tongzi, brother Tongzi is awesome!
He decided to leave the club and give it another try.
Wang Yu: With this thing, can I achieve eternal life in disguise?
System: In theory, yes, but you will have to wear this belt all the time when you change to another body.
Wang Yu: That’s still very inconvenient.
System: Do you think eternal life is so easy?
Wang Yu: I see, I see. With this thing, I can pick up objects from a distance, and even… fly with a sword! Oh my god, fly with a sword!
System: Not only can you fly with a sword, you can also fly with people! !
Wang Yu: ...
When Wang Yu was chatting with Brother Tongzi, suddenly a puppy-like creature jumped onto Zhuge Dali, and then Zhuge Dali kept teasing it.
"Is this CJ7!?" Wang Yu said in surprise.
"Hmm? Wang Yu, do you know it?" Zhuge Dali asked.
"I've seen it before...but it shouldn't be called this name," Wang Yu didn't expect that there was also a Yangtze River No. 7 in this club.
It seems that the ability of CJ7 is also very powerful, it can resurrect living things.
Changjiang No. 7 kept rubbing against Zhuge Dali's face. "It's so cute. How can there be such a cute alien?" Zhuge Dali said while touching it.
Wang Yu couldn't help but go forward and touch it, and found that its body was as bouncy as jelly, so he took it in his hand and started playing with it.
Zhuge Dali saw Changjiang No. 7 being squashed and then flattened in Wang Yu's hands, and quickly snatched it away. "Why are you treating it like this?"
"Well...habit...habit..."
Changjiang No. 7 hid in Zhuge Dali's arms, and Zhuge Dali touched its head to comfort it.
…
After playing in the club for a while, Wang Yu prepared to take Zhuge Dali away. After all, it was already past 2 a.m. when they arrived here, and he still had to go back and hold Zhuge Dali to sleep!
"Da Li, let's go back. It's already past 3 o'clock."
"Okay... can we still come?" Zhuge Dali teased Changjiang No. 7 with some reluctance.
Wang Yu: "Of course, I'll bring you here to play next time."
"Okay, goodbye, Xiaoai. I hope I can meet you again when I come here next time," Zhuge Dali said to Changjiang No. 7.
"Xiao Ai??"
Zhuge Dali: "Because it looks so cute, I named it Xiaoai, and it likes this name very much."
Changjiang No. 7 (Xiao Ai) rubbed Zhuge Dali again.
…
After the two returned to the apartment, Wang Yu went straight into Zhuge Dali's room.
Wang Yu: "Well, I'm too tired and don't want to move. I'll sleep here with you tonight!!"
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