"Wang Yu, can you do me a favor?"
"What's the matter, leader?"
"Can you...can you pour me a glass of water? I'm so thirsty," Lisa said weakly while lying on the bed.
Wang Yu: Ah... is it that simple?
Lisa: Yeah, that's it.
Wang Yu: "Leader, can you still drink?"
Lisa gave Wang Yu a displeased look.
Wang Yu glanced at the damp sheets and said, "Okay, no problem."
After Lisa finished drinking the water, Wang Yu also lay down beside her.
"Wang Yu, stop moving your hands. I'm so tired and want to sleep for a while."
I don’t know who was calling out just now: Brother Yu, I am your Rongrong Rabbit; now it’s over, you have enjoyed yourself, but I haven’t even left yet and you’re calling me by my name, oh… that’s so heartless!
Another three minutes of silence passed.
next day
Wang Yu rushed back to the apartment early in the morning.
Wang Yu sighed in his heart, I’m a bit busy. It seems that I need to learn time management. After all, I will be busier and busier in the future.
"Wang Yu, you came back so early? Where is Zeng Xiaoxian?" Yifei said when she saw Wang Yu.
"He was still asleep, so I ignored him and came back first. After all, I am different from him. How could I miss morning exercises with my beloved?"
"Just keep talking nonsense, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you," Hu Yifei raised the corners of her mouth slightly.
"You don't know whether my mouth is greasy or not, and whether my tongue is slippery or not."
Hu Yifei ignored him and turned around to go for her morning run.
Wang Yu hurriedly followed them and when they arrived at the park, a group of elderly men and women had already arrived.
An old man said, "Here they come, the young couple is here. Old Pig, I'm telling you, you better keep your eyes open and watch carefully."
"Lao Li, if you keep calling me Lao Zhu, I won't be polite to you. My last name is Zhuge!"
"Good old pig!"
"I'll fight you!"
"Okay, Old Li, look how angry you have made the master. You were a leader before after all. How come you become more and more unreasonable as you get older?" An old lady quickly grabbed Master Zhuge.
"Master, calm down and don't argue with him."
Wang Yu shouted in his heart: Beat me, beat me, I will let you watch me get beaten every day.
"Yifei, are we still going to compete today?" Wang Yu said to Hu Yifei.
Hu Yifei saw so many people and said, "I don't want to compete anymore. With so many people watching, it's like a monkey show."
Before Wang Yu could respond, he heard a blond man in his 30s mutter:
"Why, do you look down on monkey trainers? Monkey shows are a national treasure!"
Wang Yu: ??? This sounds familiar? I feel like I've heard it somewhere before.
"Yeah, then let's not compete anymore. Yifei, let's go back," Wang Yu also felt like he was being played with monkeys.
"No, young man, I came all the way here from the west of the city just to watch you two perform. Old Li said it was very exciting!!" When Master Zhuge heard what Wang Yu said, he was no longer angry with Old Li and quickly spoke to Wang Yu.
"Uncle, you really think we are street performers."
"Well, that's not what we meant. Young man, I heard from Old Li that you two are getting married soon. I'll come over to support you and give you a big red envelope!"
Hu Yifei: ??? We're getting married soon?
Wang Yu: ??? When did this happen? Why is this park CBD news so outrageous?
At this time, an old lady also said: "When your child is born, I will also give your child a red envelope!"
Wang Yu, Hu Yifei: "Child!?"
"Yes, Sister Ma said that you are pregnant and you are in a period of irritability, so the young man beats you up every day to vent his anger!" An aunt said to Hu Yifei.
"Old Li also said that people in your martial arts world retired because they had children, and got married because of pregnancy."
"I'm committing a sin!" Hu Yifei yelled.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's not good for the fetus."
"Oh my God, someone come and save me! Wang Yu, explain everything to them, I'm leaving!" Hu Yifei felt that she could no longer stay.
After seeing Hu Yifei leave, Wang Yu said to the elderly couple, "Grandpa and Auntie, you're all right. Since you all know, I won't hide it anymore. Oh! I'm so miserable! I'm being abused every day, and now I'm not even allowed to sleep in my bed!"
"Ah, young man, are you being abused every day? Young man, tell me what's going on and I'll help you."
Wang Yu: "Master, are you?"
"I'm Master Zhuge, and I have some friends in the legal community. Don't worry, although cases of men being assaulted by women are rare, we still have a chance to bring the criminals to justice!!" Master Zhuge replied.
Wang Yu thought, Master Zhuge? Could he be Zhuge Dali's grandfather?
Wang Yu asked, "Master, do you have any friends in the legal field? So, who are you, Zhuge Dasheng?"
"You also know the Great Sage? That's my daughter!" Master Zhuge was very proud when he mentioned his daughter.
"Well... there's no need to file a lawsuit. After all, I still love Yifei very much," Wang Yu said quickly.
Master Zhuge: "Are you still going to perform today?"
Wang Yu: …………(；￣д￣)
Looking at the enthusiastic eyes of the uncles and aunts, Wang Yu practiced Tai Chi helplessly.
Wang Yu had just finished practicing when he heard Old Li say, "Look, look, I told you our park is the most fun, but there are even better ones."
Then he took out a red brick from his bag and said, "Come on, boy, split it!"
Wang Yu: ? ? Σ(☉▽☉")?
Old Li made a gesture of 3, and Wang Yu understood that he meant three big red envelopes!
"Ha!" The red brick broke with a sound
"Great!!!" The yellow-haired man shouted first, and cheers immediately rang out from the audience.
Old Li took out two more red bricks.
"Ha ha!"
Wang Yu saw that Old Li was about to take out his money again, "Uncle, let's stop. If you keep going, not only your red envelope but also my hand will not be able to bear it."
"One more, one more," more and more people came to the scene, and many of them really regarded Wang Yu as a street performer.
Wang Yu looked embarrassed for a while and said, "Well, that's all for today. I'm going to go back and coax my wife first," and then he ran away quickly.
Halfway through the run, Wang Yu suddenly remembered: yellow hair, monkey shows, national quintessence.
"What the hell! Crazy alien!! Geng Hao!"
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