Wang Yu: "Hello, listener, I am not the good man, I am not Zeng Xiaoxian, I am Wang Yu, how can I help you?"
"Hello, Teacher Wang Yu, I broke up today. I felt much happier after listening to your program, so I wanted to chat with you." A female listener answered the phone.
"Don't call me Teacher Wang, just call me Wang Yu."
"Okay, then I'll call you Xiao Wang."
Let’s not talk about the king, let’s be civilized to you, me and him.
Wang Yu…….
Audience: Little Wang, little bastard! Hahahahaha
Wang Yu: "A kind word can warm you through the winter, but a harsh word can hurt you through the summer. What's your name, listener?"
Audience: "My last name is Zhang, Teacher Wang, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a little bastard."
"It's okay. I don't hold grudges. Ms. Zhang, do you want to talk about 50 cents or 1 yuan?"
The caller was confused...51 yuan for chatting?
"Well... the call costs 20 cents a minute, so I guess it's a 20-cent chat."
Audience members outside the venue: Hahaha, this audience member is also amazing, the call fee is 0.2 cents per minute, hahaha
"Miss, if you want to chat for 20 cents a minute, I'll be heartbroken!"
"Uh...how heartbreaking..."
"You've been heartbroken, and you feel like the whole world has abandoned you? Don't be silly, the world has never needed you."
Caller: ...
"Do you feel like crying right now? Don't worry, just cry if you want to, because the tears you shed right now are all the water that once entered your brain."
Audience members outside the venue: This is not a chat, this is just to be ridiculed, but it really hurts.
"Besides, you're still young. It's normal that you haven't met the love of your life. Slowly you'll find that it's probably difficult for you to meet someone."
Wang Yu continued.
Audience: This is definitely revenge for the three words "little bastard"!
Caller: "Teacher Wang, I was wrong. I shouldn't have called you Xiao Wang! Please stop hurting me."
"Breakup is actually no big deal. You just need to remember to love what you love and live your life. Just try to love and don't be afraid of missing out. Life is more than just the present... and the wedding invitation from your ex."
Audience member: Hahahaha, I knew it! No way! I need to call in and have a chat with that little bastard! This is hilarious.
Caller: "Teacher Wang, can you not say the last word?"
"Okay, then I'll change the last sentence. Life is not just about the immediate, but also about poetry and the fields in the distance."
Caller: "Life is not just about the immediate, there is also poetry and fields in the distance..." The caller seemed to be touched somewhere in his heart.
Audience: Has the situation become so high all of a sudden?
Wang Yu: "Of course, ma'am, if you don't mind, I can change my name to Tian Ye. You can come to me when you're lonely... and talk about life."
Audience: Is this a serious show?
Caller: "...If it's Teacher Wang, that's not a problem."
Wang Yu: "Hahaha, well, forget it, forget it... Do you feel better now?"
Audience: Don't be a coward, you little bastard! Are you a coward already?
Caller: "Um...I do feel much better."
"That's all. Now, let me tell you, the most important thing in life is to be happy. (TVB accent)
To be honest, when it comes to love, no one can persuade you. What if I tell you everything now and you get back together with him in a few days? You have to think it through yourself. All I can do is tease you with some humorous remarks to make you feel better.
"Thank you, Teacher Wang!"
"It's okay. Put on your smiling face and leave your shadow behind. Do you want me to order a song for you?"
"Okay, Teacher Wang."
Wang Yu looked through the radio station's music library but couldn't find the song he wanted.
"…Well, the song I want to order doesn't seem to be in my catalog yet… How about I sing it for you a cappella?"
Caller: “…Okay.”
Wang Yu: "I only know how to climax.
I love you
Just like the wind that travels thousands of miles without asking when it will return
Like the sun rising and setting, no matter day or night
I love you
Just like clouds that have drifted for thousands of miles without resting
Like white snow raging across the vast earth
I love you
As fearless as a moth to a flame
Like the yellow flowers piled up in the past, the wind can't blow them away
I love you
Just like the river that never stops flowing
Like wild grass in the wilderness, it regenerates and burns endlessly."
"Teacher Wang Yu, is this the song you wrote?"
Shit, there really isn’t this song available during this time period, Wang Yu thought to himself.
"Uh, I plagiarized it! Actually, when you experience heartbreak, you get used to it, and love is only a small part of our lives.
One day, those gaps you can't cross will be filled up as you walk along, and those people you can't forget will gradually be forgotten as you get busy. Finally, I hope you can find your significant other who is willing to throw themselves into the fire for you.
"Thank you, Teacher Wang!"
"It's okay, your happiness is my happiness, and I'm happy because you can bring me ratings!"
"Um, Teacher Wang...goodbye!"
"Okay, goodbye, listener."
At this time, Wang Yu saw Judy's prompt that the next call was about to be answered.
"We're going to take the next call from a listener right now. Hello, I'm not the good man. I'm not Zeng Xiaoxian, I'm Wang Yu. How can I help you?"
Caller: "Hello, Mr. Wang, I'm a recent graduate and I'm looking for a romantic partner. What kind of person should I look for?"
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