"Da Li, what were you thinking about just now?" Wang Yu suddenly asked.
“Nothing… nothing…”
Wang Yu: "Then why are you blushing?"
"I...I can't stand my radiant appearance!"
"Sure, of course...would you like something to drink?"
Wang Yu brought Zhuge Dali to the bar and ordered a glass of juice for her. Looking at Zhuge Dali's appearance, Wang Yu thought to himself, if he brought Zhuge Dali and her mother to this club and used the club's energy field, would it be possible to...um...that?
He suddenly found that Love Apartment was really amazing. First there was love at first sight, then there was the Western Region Mandala Langarros, and now there is this 2:30 in the morning club. It seems that Love Apartment is very friendly to scumbags... The props are really complete.
"Da Li, have you contacted your mother recently?" Wang Yu decided to test the waters first.
"My mom? I just called her tonight. What's wrong?"
Wang Yu: "No, I just asked. After all, I haven't seen your mother for a long time and I miss her so much."
Zhuge Dali: "Yeah, I miss her too. I can go see her next time."
Wang Yu immediately noticed that Zhuge Dali's tone was different from before. If he had said that before, Zhuge Dali would definitely ask him, "What do you want to do with my mother!"
But now she said calmly that we could go together to see Zhuge Dasheng.
"Well, that's certainly possible. When we're free next week, we can go to Beijing to see her together. After all, Sister Dasheng is your mother and also my girlfriend," Wang Yu decided to test the waters further.
Zhuge Dali's expression changed for a moment, then returned to normal. "Are you done yet? This joke isn't funny at all. I won't believe it even after you've told it so many times."
Wow, he didn’t even call me a scumbag. It shows that this energy field is really awesome.
"Da Li, I mean, if, if your mother's boyfriend was really me, what would you do?"
Zhuge Dali's expression turned serious, as if he was thinking about this question, and then he immediately said, "No, no, you can't be my mother's boyfriend!!"
"It's all about what ifs. If he was your mother's boyfriend, what would you do?"
"I...I...I will castrate you!"
Wang Yu: ...Is it so violent?
"No, Dali, you are willing to..."
Zhuge Dali: "I'm reluctant...but I'll castrate you anyway. Don't worry, I'll take care of you for the rest of your life."
No, Brother Tongzi, this energy field is not that great!
System: Do you want to listen to what you're saying?! Anyone who's not a pervert won't accept what you're trying to do! And this person is Zhuge Dali! Try saying this to Zhuge Dali in another setting, and she'll immediately greet you with her Vajra Palm!
Wang Yu: ...
System: Don't rush some things. Leave it to time to settle. Success will naturally come over time. If one year doesn't work, try ten. If ten doesn't work, try a hundred. They'll naturally accept it. As the ancients said, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Time is the best medicine. It heals all wounds and makes all good things even better. So, please believe in the power of time!
Wang Yu...
Brother Tongzi, is what you said what I thought? Why do you feel so profound? I almost thought you were talking about success theory. How can this sound like chicken soup for the soul?
System: It’s what you were thinking about, some flower. Is there something wrong with what I said? Don’t you have a lot of time now? You all have a lifespan of thousands of years. Why are you so anxious?
Wang Yu: ...
"Da Li, what I just said was what if, don't let your imagination run wild."
Zhuge Dali: "You know I like you...so don't tease me with such questions in the future..."
Wang Yu: "You...you just said you like me!?"
He now knew that this energy field was indeed useful, but Zhuge Dali would never say this normally.
Zhuge Dali immediately blushed and lowered his head, "Yes... I like you, I really do, otherwise I wouldn't call you a scumbag so often."
Wang Yu suddenly felt a little guilty at this time, but only a little bit.
"I like you too! Don't worry, I promise I won't mess with other girls anymore!"
"Really?" Zhuge Dali looked happy.
"Hmm...really...right..."
Zhuge Dali: "You said it yourself. If you mess with other girls, I will..."
"Castrate me??"
Zhuge Dali: "Yes!!"
Wang Yu: Damn, I'm not affected by this energy field, am I?
"Well, Dali, let's go see the aliens..." Wang Yu quickly changed the subject.
The two of them came to the little green monkey, who was using his mind to control objects flying up and down.
"How did it do that? It's so amazing!!" Zhuge Dali said.
Wang Yu: "You see that headband on its head? It should be controlled by that thing."
"How do you know?"
"Well... I guessed it. Why don't we go up and ask?" After Wang Yu finished speaking, he went to the bar and ordered a bottle of white wine. He remembered that the little green monkey liked to drink white wine.
Wang Yu held the baijiu in his hand, wondering how he could communicate with it. Was it the one from the crazy alien? Did it speak Chinese now?
"Ah, ah, ah." Wang Yu shouted while dancing with joy.
Zhuge Dali: ...
She suddenly felt so ashamed...
The little green monkey also looked at him in surprise, "What are you doing!!"
Wang Yu: “You can speak Chinese now?!”
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