"Hiss...hiss..." Lu Ziqiao stood at the door of a dressing room and made sounds to Wang Yu.
"What's wrong?"
Lu Ziqiao glanced into the dressing room and raised his eyebrows.
Wang Yu came over and took a look inside. Hmm... she was a beauty!
"How is it? Not bad, right? I looked around and found that this girl's appearance best suits my aesthetic!" Lu Ziqiao whispered to Wang Yu.
Wang Yu: "That's great, but Lu Ziqiao, don't mess around. This is backstage, not a bar. Be careful not to harass the actresses and get kicked out!"
"Don't worry, as a reporter for Entertainment Weekly, I have professional ethics!!"
Wang Yu: ...
"Then as a well-known host and director, I have even more professional ethics!!"
After hearing what Wang Yu said, Lu Ziqiao felt that as long as Wang Yu was around, he would have no room to perform. Besides, he was just a fake entertainment reporter, while Wang Yu was a real, well-known host!
"Aunt! Why are you here?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly said.
"Huh? Youyou is here?" Wang Yu turned around, but Tang Youyou was nowhere to be found. When Wang Yu turned around again, he found that Lu Ziqiao beside him was gone.
Wang Yu: ...
"Hello, beautiful lady!" Lu Ziqiao was already greeting the girl in the dressing room.
The girl hummed without turning her head, obviously she was often hit on.
"Beautiful lady, I'm a reporter for Entertainment Weekly."
Only then did the girl turn around and say, "Are you a reporter from Entertainment Weekly?"
"That's right! My name is Wang Xiaoyu. Would you be willing to do a behind-the-scenes interview?"
Wang Yu: ...Fuck Wang Xiaoyu! Ever since he came, Lu Ziqiao's smurf has been using Wang Xiaoyu, not even Lu Xiaobu!
"Come here!" Wang Yu shouted to Lu Ziqiao at the door.
"Please wait a moment. My colleague is looking for me. Give me a minute and I'll be right back to interview you."
"Wang Yu, what are you doing? Are you jealous because I made the first move?!"
Wang Yu: "I'm jealous, didn't you say you wouldn't use Wang Xiaoyu as your alias?
"Well, I'm used to it! Don't worry, this is the last time, I promise there won't be a next time!!"
Wang Yu didn't believe him, "You think I would believe it? Tell me, how many times did you use my smurf account later?!"
"Well... not a few times!! Just 2 times!"
Wang Yu said with a straight face: "Huh?!!"
"Okay, 5 times!!"
Wang Yu looked at Lu Ziqiao.
"Okay, okay, I can't remember either!!"
Wang Yu was immediately furious: "Go over right now and tell that girl that your name is Lv Ziqiao, or I'll ruin your plans!"
"No, Brother Yu, this is the last time! I just introduced myself! What do you want you to believe me?!" Lu Ziqiao said anxiously.
"It's easy for me to believe you. You swear now that if you use Wang Xiaoyu's nickname again, you're a lesbian and you can't get an erection!!"
Lu Ziqiao: "Fuck! Brother Yu, you're too cruel!!"
"Hello, beautiful lady..." Wang Yu immediately greeted the beautiful lady.
"Wait!!" Lu Ziqiao knew that as long as Wang Yu intervened, he would definitely not be able to ride his horse today, so he immediately pulled Wang Yu a little further away.
"I swear!! If I use the name Wang Xiaoyu again in the future, I will... I will..." Lu Ziqiao still couldn't say it.
Wang Yu: "You what?"
Lu Ziqiao: ... "Hmmmmmm..."
"What the heck??"
"Hmm, get up..." Lu Ziqiao said vaguely.
Wang Yu and Lu Ziqiao were about to go to the dressing room again. Lu Ziqiao immediately said, "I'm just a babe and I can't get an erection!!"
"Youyou? Why are you here?" Wang Yu said, looking at Lu Ziqiao from behind.
"Wang Yu, this is boring. I just used this trick before. Do you think I will be fooled if you try it again?" Lu Ziqiao said with disbelief.
"Nephew!! You are a lesbian now!! And you can't get an erection?" Tang Youyou's voice came from behind Lu Ziqiao, and it was very high.
"What the hell!" Lu Ziqiao quickly turned around, "Aunt, what are you talking about?!"
"Nephew, are you sick? I told you to play outside all day long! Now you can't do that!!"
When Lu Ziqiao heard Tang Youyou say these words loudly, his face turned pale, "Keep your voice down!!"
Tang Youyou then realized that they were in a public place, and quickly walked up to Lu Ziqiao and whispered, "I didn't mean to be so loud just now. I'm just shocked by the news. Ziqiao, you should go to the hospital quickly! Your family is still waiting for you to carry on the family line! No, I have to talk to your mother about this and have her take you to the hospital for a good check-up!"
Wang Yu suppressed her laughter. She knew Youyou was a big mouth. If Lu Ziqiao didn't explain this clearly, the whole apartment would know that Lu Ziqiao was a lesbian and she wouldn't be able to get an erection anymore...
"Don't!! Auntie!! Things are not what you think!" Lu Ziqiao quickly stopped Tang Youyou from taking out her cell phone!
"Zi Qiao, don't worry, and don't be shy. You have to believe in current science. Although you...had that...it can definitely be cured now...You'd better not be gay...I think you should discuss this with your mother first and let them know..." Tang Youyou said earnestly.
Lu Ziqiao: "It's really not what you think, Wang Yu, please explain it to me!!"
Wang Yu laughed and said, "Well, just now Lu Ziqiao told me that he is gay and can't get an erection."
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