[Mother, is this the father you said loved and cared for you?]
Shi Yu, who was playing with hands in Chunhua's arms, stopped what she was doing.
[Hmm~, it seems Mother's father has been bewitched by a vixen.]
[Gua66, do you think I should spit on Mommy's dad a couple of times to wash her eyes?]
Gua66's voice expressed doubt: "Yuyu, you're so far away, are you sure you can throw up over there?"
"Of course." Shi Yu patted her small chest confidently.
I'm a sharpshooting pro!
Gua66 expressed some disdain:
【Yuyu, if you don't want to get a double beating from your mother and your mother's father, I suggest you think carefully.】
[What's there to think about?] Shi Yu tilted her head, looking both innocent and adorable.
One cannot be soft-hearted when dealing with a vixen.
Although I'm still young, I can still handle a vixen.
Gua66, [Gua66, get ready, aim at the target, I'm going to shoot.]
As Shi Yu spoke, she puffed out her little mouth as if she were about to spit at someone.
Startled, He Qiuniang rushed back and pressed her hand to Shi Yu's mouth.
"Gurgle!"
Shi Yu swallowed all the saliva she had just prepared.
sluggish……
Unbelievable...
What followed was a scream that made your eardrums explode.
【ah! ! ! ! 】
I actually swallowed my own saliva!
[Waaaaah, Yu Yu is no longer pure.]
Waaaaah, Mommy's so mean...
Faced with Shi Yu's tearful accusation, He Qiuniang quickly tried to coax her.
"Ugh, why are there mosquitoes in broad daylight?"
"It's not autumn yet."
He pretended to open his palm to take a look.
"Why hasn't this been filmed yet? Did I see it wrong?"
The excuse was so embarrassing that it could only fool Shi Yu and the Gua66 system.
What? Swat mosquitoes?
Shi Yu blinked, and suddenly felt that her mother was so loving.
[Turns out it was swatting mosquitoes.]
I was so heartbroken, thinking my mother didn't love me anymore!
[Forget it, my saliva doesn't smell bad, it even smells like milk, so I won't argue with Mom.]
[Gua66, let's continue, aim, fire.]
"Slap!" He Qiuniang slapped her again.
"Gulp!" Shi Yu was forced to swallow another mouthful of saliva.
He Qiuniang's performance, however, was even more realistic and brilliant.
"Why are there still mosquitoes?"
Pretend to open your palm.
"What a pity, I didn't get a picture of it."
"Chunhua, take the young lady downstairs and apply mosquito repellent first."
"Her skin is delicate, lest she actually get bitten later."
"Yes, madam."
Chunhua carried Shiyu downstairs.
Upon stepping outside into the courtyard, they happened to run into Princess Yun'an, Li Hongzhao.
"Princess Yun'an, you've arrived." Chunhua bowed.
"I've come to see the young lady." Li Hongzhao said with a hearty smile, but her hand patted the gourd on her waist as a gesture of acknowledgment.
She came to collect urine.
Chunhua's lips twitched awkwardly.
At this moment, Shi Yu's big, dark, beautiful eyes lit up.
[Gua66, this little Leonardo DiCaprio has arrived just in time.]
Little Li?
Li Hongzhao touched her nose somewhat awkwardly.
She's a princess, after all; can't she please stop calling herself by the eunuch's name?
She would be more accepting of being called Little Red, Little Green, or Little Blue.
[A bunch of useless people in the living room, how can they possibly defeat a vixen?]
Let Leonardo DiCaprio go.
The curved sword at her waist can ward off evil spirits!
[If you add some of my special "virgin boy's merit urine" to it, that fox spirit will definitely reveal her true form.]
Chunhua: What kind of vixen has revealed her true form?
Could it be that the young lady keeps calling herself a vixen because the woman beside the old master really is a vixen?
Chunhua was surprised by the conclusion she had come to.
She's a real vixen!
How could there be a real fox spirit in the world?
Where is the science and reason?
Waaaaah, I'm so scared.
Chunhua held Shiyu, her body trembling slightly.
She should be glad she had already left the living room.
It's still unfortunate that she found out such a cute fact.
A real fox spirit?
Li Hongzhao was also a little surprised.
Demons and evil creatures usually live in the world outside the guardian pillars of the nation, so how could they suddenly come to the capital?
And let me tell you, there is a statue of the guardian dragon in the capital.
For many years, it has protected the people of Daqian.
"Oh dear, I don't know how to talk properly yet. How am I supposed to tell Little Li that the vixen is a vixen?"
Gua66, [Yuyu, you can write!]
"Oh yeah, I can write... write my ass." Shi Yu's sweet voice snapped.
I don't even know the language of this country, how could I possibly write it?
"How about we try drawing it?" Gua66 suggested again in a low voice.
[I'm a pro at drawing!]
"But where should I draw it?" Shi Yu frowned.
My hand is too weak to hold a pen properly.
[Yuyu, it's okay.] Gua66 lowered his voice.
I secretly dipped your finger in ink, and you painted it on Chunhua's chest.
She's wearing a pure pink dress today, and she has a large bust; it should be enough for you to draw on.
Chunhua, Chunhua just wants to cry...
Why is it always her who gets hurt?
As she was grieving, Shi Yu had already turned her body with difficulty, facing the direction of Chunhua.
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