Chapter 82 A real man can bend and stretch!
After Yan Mo swam in the pool of gastric acid twice, she flew back to the cauldron. "Uncle... Uncle, Ji Zichen, I'll set up a formation for you. We'll go out together through the digestive tract."
pudding:"……"
Ji Zichen: “…”
Going out through the digestive tract, is that what they mean???
Xi Shuo sneered, "Go out through the digestive tract? Are you planning to be excreted through the giant lizard's asshole like shit?"
Yan Mo and the other two: "..." There's no need to be so blunt!
Yan Mo's strong psychological quality made her ignore his sarcasm. She took out the talisman and cast a formation exactly the same as her own on Pudding and Ji Zichen.
Chemical base: High EQ: It goes out through the digestive tract. Low EQ: It is pulled out through the anus like shit.
Ji Zichen hesitated: "Does it really have to go out through... the digestive tract?"
Yan Mo: "Or do you have a better idea?"
Pudding: "You don't charge for this talisman?"
Yan Mo: "...You can give me money if you want!"
Pudding and Ji Zichen were extremely reluctant to let the two of them crawl out of their assholes! How would they live in the future? People crawling out of assholes? Where would their dignity be? Especially since Pudding was an elder!
Yan Mo knew what they were thinking from their expressions and attacked them with a stab to the soul: "Even if we don't leave there on our own initiative, we will be pulled out after being digested by the giant lizard."
Everyone: “…” Wow… That makes so damn sense!
So, if you stick your head out, you will be cut, and if you hide your head, you will also be cut. It is better to take the initiative to go out, at least you can still be alive!
Huaji began to get excited and said, "Yan Mo, since we were from the same sect, please make a formation for me..."
Xi Shuo: I suddenly realized that his network of contacts is too narrow! At the critical moment, he and she have no fellow disciples' friendship!
Yan Mo glanced at Huaji and asked, "Who has a fellow disciple relationship with you?"
Xi Shuo: I suddenly felt better! My breathing became smoother! My heart felt balanced!
Huaji was furious, but he was helpless. Now he was the one who made the request. Even if she asked him to call her dad, he had to agree! "How can you set up the formation for me?"
Yan Mo: "Call me dad first!"
Huaji: Damn it! I have such a bad mouth!!!!
"Dad..." Although Huaji was reluctant, he still called out obediently.
Just when Yan Mo was about to burst into laughter, Xi Shuo suddenly followed suit and called out, "Dad!" His voice was loud and much more sincere than Hua Ji's!
Silence! The monitor lizard's esophagus suddenly became deathly quiet.
Everyone couldn't believe their ears, "You...what did you say?" Yan Mo asked tentatively.
Xi Shuo closed his eyes and shouted again, "Dad! I want you to set up a formation for me too!!" He is a child of destiny and has a bright future ahead of him. He doesn't want to die!
Silence! Silence again!
After a while, Yan Mo started to burst into laughter louder than a pig being slaughtered, "Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Pudding and Yan Mo laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs. Even the usually gentle Ji Zichen almost died from laughing.
As Huaji, who calls Xi Shuo "dad" together with Xi Shuo, it is neither right nor wrong to laugh at this moment.
Laugh, he himself is so pathetic that he called a thirteen-year-old girl "dad." But don't laugh, it's really hard to hold it back!
Xi Shuo's face flushed red, and it was unclear whether he was angry or embarrassed.
I never imagined that I, a gifted talent in talisman cultivation, would one day be so humiliating as to call someone "Daddy" just to ask for help in setting up a formation! And I was still a little girl!
But there was no way. He was proud by nature and wanted everyone to know him. He never thought of wrapping himself up in a formation. He couldn't draw this kind of talisman!
Before they all died of laughter, Xi Shuo's gritted teeth voice came, "Can you set up the formation for me now?"
"Hahahahahahahaha..." Yan Mo laughed for a long time before finally stopping. "Didn't you say it was like shit being pulled out of your asshole? What? You want to have a little shit too?"
Everyone laughed even louder, and even Huaji couldn't help laughing at this moment.
Xi Shuo's face turned even redder. After a long pause, Xi Shuo managed to utter, "A real man can bend and stretch!"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha..." Yan Mo laughed out loud again without mercy.
After a while, Yan Mo stopped laughing and said, "Who said that if you call me dad, I have to set up a formation for you? Doesn't drawing talismans require spiritual power and spiritual awareness? Doesn't talisman paper and talisman brush cost money?!"
Huaji realized it belatedly and stopped laughing.
Huaji and Xi Shuo were both shocked: they had been fooled!!!
That's right, how could Yan Mo be so easy to talk to? Just calling him "Dad" and getting out of paying? Is that even possible?
"Ten thousand high-grade spirit stones! Take it or leave it!" After Yan Mo said this, she was ready to put away her pot and sword and jump into the gastric acid pool, and she couldn't stop smiling.
Xi Shuohuaji: I suggest you tone down your smile a little, don't make it so obvious...
"Yes!" The two people's gritting teeth voices came at the same time.
Xi Shuo never imagined that he, a well-known talent in talisman cultivation, would one day spend 10,000 high-grade spirit stones to buy a formation from a Qi Refining Stage cultivator.
After several interactions, Xi Shuo and Hua Ji also realized that Yan Mo was the kind of person who would resort to violence if she disagreed with someone.
If she is in a bad mood, she will not sell or raise the price.
She has Pudding and Ji Zichen by her side. Pudding's strength is above the two of them. Even if Xi Shuo and Hua Ji join forces, they cannot beat him.
What's more, there is Yan Mo who will definitely launch a sneak attack.
Therefore, from the beginning to the end, no matter how much they were exploited, they never thought of taking action. If they did, Yan Mo would be in trouble if she stopped selling.
Xi Shuo gritted his teeth and took out another 10,000 high-grade spirit stones from his Qiankun bag and carefully placed them in front of Yan Mo.
This action shocked everyone!
Just how rich is he? He took 10,000 high-grade spirit stones and still managed to come up with another 10,000? Is this the power of a powerful family?
The poor guy Huaji is not so arrogant. He is just from an ordinary family. However, because of his good aptitude for cultivation and his top-grade single spiritual root, he was accepted as the chief disciple of Liuxu Sect.
All the spirit stones were saved bit by bit by completing tasks over the years. After being plundered by Yan Mo in the valley last time, Huaji was so poor that he only had the clothes on his body.
Since he had no spirit stones, Huaji obediently wrote an IOU for 10,000 high-grade spirit stones and swore an oath.
After a flash of light, the oath took effect, and Yan Mo set up a formation for the two of them as promised.
After collecting their pots and swords, they jumped into the pool of gastric acid.
Yan Mo used her doggy paddle to the fullest and swam towards the exit of her stomach.
Ji Zichen couldn't swim, so Yan Mo asked him to hold her feet.
Hua Ji and Xi Shuo resigned themselves to their fate and swam deeper into the water.
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