After going through all sorts of procedures, Zhou Ziyi finally succeeded in adding President Yan's secretary as a friend.
This 35-year-old elite lady, as one of the only four people that Yan Xiuzhi was preparing to fake marry - the others were the two parties in the fake marriage and "Magpie" Tang Shirong - very tragically shouldered the responsibility of "agent".
As Yan Xiuji's chief secretary, she was busy enough on weekdays, and now she had to help Yan Xiuji with the fake marriage, which was the tragedy of a social animal. So, it was normal that she was so busy that she couldn't take care of some small things for a while.
Zhou Ziyi: [Sister Fei, how do I fill out this questionnaire? (Screenshot)]
Secretary Li Fei was in a state of panic when she received a message from Zhou Ziyi. She was really confused. But she had to reply to the message from the "future official boss lady", so she took a screenshot without opening it and replied casually: [Whatever you want.]
Zhou Ziyi confirmed again: [Seriously?]
Li Fei: [It’s so real! ]
“Wow.”
Zhou Ziyi looked at the information on his phone, then at the document on his laptop screen, and exclaimed: "They just filled it out randomly..."
This document was none other than the "Couple File Form" that Li Fei had sent over earlier, which was also the "information that you need to memorize to each other" that Yan Xiuji had mentioned a few days ago. Zhou Ziyi doubted whether President Yan would memorize his file, after all, he thought it was a waste of time to spend five minutes meeting someone. However, despite his complaints, Zhou Ziyi was still prepared to fill out his file seriously - and he had to fill it out truthfully, otherwise he wouldn't be able to remember it.
However, after Zhou Ziyi received the template and went through it again, he felt something was wrong.
This thing, the front part is all forms, fill in the blanks, and the back part is actually a question and answer, fifty questions. Zhou Ziyi searched the Internet and understood that the front part is similar to the "celebrity profile" form, so it even has nonsense like favorite colors, food, plants, etc.
At the end, there are actually “Fifty Questions About Couple Compatibility”.
Zhou Ziyi looked at the several questions hidden in it and the corners of his mouth twitched.
——【Where is your favorite place to buy Coke? 】
——【What's your favorite way to buy Coke? 】
——【What was your most memorable experience buying a Coke? 】
After a series of questions, Zhou Ziyi almost didn't recognize the word "Coke".
He suspected that this was a mistake made by Li Fei, so he took a screenshot to confirm with Li Fei. However, Li Fei was busy and thought that he was asking because he didn't know what to fill in, so he casually replied "fill in whatever you want".
God bless you, if Li Fei had read the two questionnaires carefully, she would never have left such an embarrassing question on them.
Asking about the boss's sexual habits? She's not crazy!
But it just so happened that the only chance God gave her to make amends was let go by her by mistake. How she would regret it in the future, she could only talk about it later.
Back to Zhou Ziyi. He asked questions to the souls in the row buying Coke, and his soul was away for a few minutes. Finally, he wiped his face, opened the web page... and watched a few "teaching films".
The first time I watched a same-sex teaching, it turned out to be for filling out a questionnaire. Who would believe this if I told anyone else, huh?!
"I can't help it! I don't know how men fuck with men!" Zhou Ziyi hypnotized himself like this, resisting the urge to turn it off and watching it carefully. During the process, he made countless exclamations such as "Huh?", "Eh?!", and "Fuck", and took notes of countless key points. People who didn't know would probably think he was preparing to go into the adult industry.
However, it is well known that the students who take the most serious notes are not necessarily the ones who can solve problems.
Zhou Ziyi turned off the teaching movie and thought to himself: I get it!
Zhou Ziyi opened the questionnaire and said: No, I don’t know how.
"Fuck, it looks painful, how can I write a more pleasant one?!" He felt his scalp tingling as long as he slightly put a character in the teaching film into himself. After pondering for a long time, candidate Zhou Ziyi finally decided to plagiarize the content of the gentler work he had just seen.
——Christmas, night, gifts…
Perfect setting! Just write it!
***
The next day, Li Fei sent all the documents she had hastily prepared, including the "Marriage Agreement" and "Prenuptial Property Agreement", to Zhou Ziyi. Zhou Ziyi gave her a completed "Couple File Form" in return.
Li Fei was surprised: [You have finished filling it out? Did you fill it out carefully? ]
Zhou Ziyi: [Worked all night to answer the questions, a sincere work, perfect! ]
Li Fei opened it on her phone, scrolled down quickly, checked once to make sure all the questions were filled in, then closed it - and forwarded it to Yan Xiuzhi.
At this time, Li Fei didn't know that in the future she would hope that time could go back and cut off her forwarding hand.
At this time, Li Fei would only add one more message: [Mr. Yan, Zhou Ziyi has completed the questionnaire and the contract has been sent to him.]
After a while, Yan Xiuji replied: [It’s one day late, urge him to read it quickly. ]
Li Fei thought to herself, "Didn't you delay a day checking the contract?!", but the social animal secretary only dared to reply: [OK.]
So the third party, the chief secretary, turned around and urged Party B: [Mr. Zhou, please speed up the process a little! ]
Zhou Ziyi cursed in his heart, but his reply was just two words: [OK.]
Party B is so humble.
***
Zhou Ziyi grabbed Tang Shirong to look at the contract.
Tang Shirong was convinced: "Ziyi, I, your brother, barely passed any college exams. How can I fix it for you? I can't even change punctuation!"
Zhou Ziyi pointed at himself and said, "I am a dropout."
"You also dropped out of N University in E country, how can you be compared with me?!" Tang Shirong said, "This contract has been handled by Li Fei and Yan Xiuji, what can two of us two cobblers do? Anyway, I can't do it, so if you can, go ahead."
Zhou Ziyi flicked the printed text: "Are you not going to read it? Is this how you introduce business to me, Brother Tang?"
"Hey, you're treating me like a pimp." Tang Shirong sighed, "I'm just gambling. Yan Xiuji is a good person. He has been upright since he was a child. I think even if he cheats you, it won't be a big deal."
Zhou Ziyi: "I don't want you to feel, I want me to feel."
Tang Shirong: "...So what do you think?"
Zhou Ziyi stared at the text in deep thought for a long time, then blurted out, "I can understand it... I think it makes sense."
"What about what you don't understand?"
“There is nothing I cannot understand.”
"That's it!" Tang Shirong slapped his thigh, "You understand everything, why are you still hesitating? Today is today, make a decision!"
Zhou Ziyi said faintly: "I'm afraid I don't understand the pitfalls here."
"Okay, I'm back to square one again." Tang Shirong leaned against the sofa, looked around, and suddenly raised his chin towards the corner, "Or, ask your parents."
Zhou Ziyi followed the direction and saw two portraits at the end of his sight. In front of the portraits was an incense burner and on both sides were electronic eternal lamps.
Tang Shirong took out a chip from his pocket and put it in Zhou Ziyi's hand: "Go ahead, toss it in front of your uncle and aunt, if it faces up, you sign, if it faces down, you don't sign. This is all God's will."
Zhou Ziyi stroked the chips: "Why do you carry this with you?"
"You don't understand what the goddess of luck has kissed." Tang Shirong smiled and waved his hand, "Go quickly, do it in one go. Don't forget to ask questions in your heart before throwing it."
Zhou Ziyi stood up and stood in front of the portrait. He first lit a new incense stick, then held the chips and closed his eyes in deep thought.
After a few seconds, throw the chips.
Click.
The chips fell to the ground, Zhou Ziyi opened his eyes and watched, motionless. Tang Shirong, who was sitting on the sofa behind him, asked: "How is it, what did uncle and aunt say?"
Zhou Ziyi didn't answer for a while. Tang Shirong pondered and then an idea came to his mind: "Hey, Ziyi, don't worry about whether the chips on the ground are heads or tails. Just think about what you were thinking when you threw them. If you think it's heads, then sign; if you think it's tails, I'll help you apologize to Yan Xiuji, so you don't have to worry about regretting it now."
Zhou Ziyi stood still for a while, took a few deep breaths, and did not say whether it was heads or tails. He just picked up the chips and returned them to Tang Shirong.
He said, "Sign!"
Tang Shirong put away his chips: "Okay, I'll give you some advice on your wedding!"
***
The next day, Li Fei received a reply from Zhou Ziyi: [I have read it and can sign it.]
Li Fei thought it was pretty fast, so she gave an address: [Just send it over after signing, and I’ll send it to you later. ]
Zhou Ziyi: [No, I want to meet you in person.]
Li Fei thought he was talking about the delivery of the contract: [Then I'll come find you after work? I think I can finish it by 7 or 8 today. Give me the meeting address.]
Zhou Ziyi: [I mean the interview.]
Zhou Ziyi: [Sister Fei, you can’t be the one signing the contract with me:)]
Zhou Ziyi: [I also want to discuss the setting of our love story with Mr. Yan. I didn’t think so far, but filling out that form gave me a hint. It doesn’t make sense without the beginning, development, climax and ending of meeting, knowing, loving and hating each other! ]
Li Fei: [Killing each other?]
Zhou Ziyi: [My hand slipped. Anyway, I think I need to do these little scripts with Mr. Yan. Can Sister Fei do it for me? ]
"..." Whenever Li Fei imagined the scene of Zhou Ziyi and Yan Xiuzhi falling in love, and Yan Xiuzhi speaking sweet words to her in a loving manner, she would shudder all over.
Li Fei: [Okay, I’ll go ask.]
However, three minutes later, Li Fei, standing in the president's office, received a cold response: "Interview? No time."
"Uh..." Li Fei reminded, "Boss Yan, we shouldn't have to fight too late tonight..."
Yan Xiuji tore his eyes away from the document and glanced at Li Fei: "That's not free either."
Li Fei said: "What about the love story setting..."
Yan Xiuji: "I'll fill out the questionnaire for you today, and he can just recite it."
"...Okay." Li Fei turned around and walked out, taking out her phone to reply to Zhou Ziyi. However, when she turned on the screen, she found another message from Zhou Ziyi.
Zhou Ziyi: [You guys will be done around 7 or 8, then I'll book a place to eat and wait for Mr. Yan? ]
Li Fei stopped and turned around: "Mr. Yan, Mr. Zhou wants to have dinner with you tonight."
Yan Xiuji didn't even raise his head: "No."
Li Fei took a look at the newly refreshed message, made up her mind, and forwarded it: "Mr. Yan, the address of the restaurant that Mr. Zhou booked has been forwarded to you."
Yan Xiuji: "Get out."
Li Fei left quickly.
***
Seven o'clock in the evening.
Yan Xiuji pressed Li Fei's internal line: "What are those conversation records you forwarded to me?"
Li Fei: "Mr. Zhou is waiting for you in the restaurant. He has nothing better to do so he has started to set up your love story. He sent it to me and I will forward it to you."
Yan Xiuji: "Tell him not to wait any longer. I won't go, and I won't send it!"
Li Fei: "Okay."
***
Eight o'clock in the evening.
Li Fei went into the president's office to sign a document for Yan Xiuji: "President Yan, you have left Mr. Zhou in the restaurant for two hours."
Yan Xiuji almost dropped his pen: "Didn't we let him go?!"
Li Fei took out her phone and began forwarding messages on a large scale: "No, he created a love story that shocked the world and made ghosts cry. He has been sending me many versions. I will first send you the version where he accidentally dropped something on the side of the road and was almost hit by your car when he went to pick it up. You thought he was scamming you..."
Yan Xiuji wanted to say no, but his phone dinged softly, indicating that Li Fei had finished sending the message.
——If he didn’t forward it to Yan Xiuzhi, Secretary Li would not be able to get over the anger of being harassed for more than two hours.
——The key is that Zhou Ziyi’s literary level is really good, and his stories are really interesting, which has a great impact on work!
Li Fei also said: "There is another one in the bar toilet..."
"Don't send it anymore." Yan Xiuzhi stood up.
"Give me the contract and I'll go meet him."
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