Chapter 350 You Don’t Want to Know
Jin Congcong: "One mouthful is too little. I should have spit twice."
Bu Ruo: ...
The Demon King looked at Jin Congcong with hatred, his teeth gritting. "Jin, you little idiot, why don't you go back first, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to resist and beat you up."
Jin Congcong curled his lips in grievance: "In fact, this world is still very beautiful, why do we always have to fight and kill?"
A certain emperor finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Auntie, what kind of sweeping immortal is he? Shouldn't people like him have died long ago? How could he possibly cultivate into a sweeping immortal?"
Before Bu Ruo could answer, the little girl spoke first: "Uncle Chou, you are talking about Senior Brother. Bu Bu knows this and can tell you."
"My senior brother lived three lives in total. In his first life, he was a scholar, a particularly stubborn one. With his literary talent, he could have become the top scholar in the imperial examination. However, on his way to the capital, he saw a mother and daughter being robbed of their money by bandits. He gave most of the money to them, keeping only enough for food and accommodation."
"But for some reason that year, maybe it was just bad luck for him, he encountered a natural disaster that rarely happens in a century. It was clearly spring, but a blizzard broke out. The heavy snow blocked the roads, causing prices to skyrocket. The silver he left behind was not enough for him to eat, let alone stay in the city. In the end, he froze to death and starved to death on the road before he even reached the capital."
"The judge took pity on him and gave him a chance to reincarnate. In his second life, he was reborn as a wealthy businessman, the kind of wealthy businessman who was extremely wealthy. This was the kind of wealthy businessman that Senior Brother had always dreamed of becoming."
Jin Congcong's eyes lit up: "Bubu, are you serious? Senior brother was actually a wealthy businessman?"
The little girl nodded: "Really? It's true. I saw it with my own eyes."
"But don't be too happy, Senior Brother. You've only been a wealthy businessman for five years. You usually don't skimp on food or drink, but your wife and children are more wasteful than the other."
"Later, a neighboring country invaded and the treasury was empty. To save the nation, you donated all your wealth and encouraged other wealthy merchants to donate as well. However, the emperor was incompetent and the nation was ultimately destroyed. And you, the one who led the donation, were captured by the neighboring country's general and hanged on the city wall."
Jin Congcong: ...
"Then...what about the third life? I think I'll be better in the third life."
The little girl sighed and looked at him with pity before continuing, "When the judge saw you a second time and reviewed your life story, he felt he should give you another chance. So he personally took you to be reincarnated and placed you in a plane where you could cultivate."
"If you had practiced hard, you would have had a good ending. At least living for hundreds of years with many children and grandchildren wouldn't have been a problem... But you really owe it to me, Senior Brother."
A certain emperor listened with gusto: "What happened to that little fool Jin? Little girl, tell Uncle Ugly about it quickly. Uncle Ugly loves to listen."
The little girl continued to sigh, "I've forgotten the name of the mountain and sect where they practiced, but there was a very bad brother there, just like that Bai... Bai... Bai what was it?"
Xiao Jin: "White Lotus."
"Yes, yes, he's a playboy. He always acts pitiful in front of others, saying that he's too stupid. He's an inner disciple but his cultivation level just can't improve."
"At that time, my senior brother was very smart and was the son of the headmaster. But under the instigation of that senior brother, he even felt sorry for him and secretly gave all the resources his father had given him to that senior brother. But he didn't know that the senior brother was actually more powerful than him."
"Later, many people saw that the senior brother had evil intentions and warned him, but he was so stupid that he refused to believe them. In the end, because of his stupidity, his father was killed. That man took the position of the head of the sect and locked him up and tortured him to death."
Demon Emperor: ...
Jin Congcong: ...
"When he was finally breathing, the judge appeared and said that although he didn't have much brains, he had a kind heart, so he sent him to the fairyland to be a sweeper."
"Hmm... Uncle Ugly, this is how Senior Brother became a Sweeping Immortal. Are you surprised?"
The Demon King looked at Jin Congcong in shock for a long time, and finally could only silently give him a thumbs up.
Bu Ruo looked at the two men who were trying to hold back their laughter and the other who wanted to die and said, "Actually, this can't all be blamed on Jin Congcong."
"You may not know this, but not long after the planes were created, a benevolent god appeared. He has been traveling around the planes, saving people from suffering. Of course, he's not like Jin Congcong, who can't distinguish right from wrong. He's a true savior, and he'll punish bad people if he encounters one."
"Later, that good god perished due to over-expending his divine power. However, he had done countless good deeds. When the god died, the powerful light of merit on his body forcibly preserved his soul. After wandering the world for many years, that soul was finally reincarnated by chance, so..."
The Demon King: "So... Jin the fool is a wisp of the soul of the good god?"
"That's right." Bu Ruo nodded. "So we can't discriminate against him. He's like this now because his soul has been wandering in the chaos for too long, and his consciousness and awareness have been consumed to the point where only good thoughts remain."
Jin Congcong looked at Bu Ruo in shock. He had no idea that such a thing existed. He was actually the reincarnation of the God of Goodness. Thinking of this, someone laughed.
"Jin, little idiot, what are you grinning at here for?"
Jin Congcong held his head high and chest puffed out, with a look of pride on his face: "I am the reincarnation of the God of Goodness, I am actually the reincarnation of the God of Goodness! Hahaha~"
"Ruo'er, you should have told me earlier that I have such a wonderful background. You don't know how long they have been laughing at me because I am a sweeping fairy."
"When I get back, I'm going to tell them all one by one that I'm the reincarnation of a good god. I'm also going to write letters to my unscrupulous parents who only care about my sister. I'm going to make them regret it!"
"By the way, Ruo'er, what was the Good God originally? If I practice hard, can I become a Good God again?"
Bu Ruo looked at him and shook her head: "You don't want to know, you just need to know that you are the reincarnation of the good god."
Jin Congcong kept asking, and finally Bu Bu was disturbed and couldn't concentrate on watching the screen. She turned her head away and said angrily, "The beautiful mother-in-law told Bu Bu and my brother the story of the good god. The good god was originally a sweeper in an ordinary small sect!"
Jin Congcong: ...
Bu Ruo: ...
Xiao Jin: ...
The whole world is quiet.
"Hahaha, Jin, you little idiot, did you hear that? You were still spreading your feathers like a peacock, but it turns out you're actually a sweeping fairy. Hahaha, you're really making me laugh to death."
"By the way, remember to include this paragraph when you write to your parents. After all, you still have to make them regret it, right?"
Jin Congcong sat back on the ground, his head neither raised nor his chest straightened, looking pitiful again.
"Hmm? Hey? Yo~ What's wrong with this old lady~"
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