Chapter 368 What a Big Old Face
The little girl was happy every day, but her fine hair made her depressed. She had to be very careful when combing her hair every day. If a few strands fell out, she would want to cry.
Once, Jin Congcong was combing a little girl's hair on a whim and accidentally pulled out a few strands. As a result, the little girl directed Da Huang to chase and bite him for three days.
After the knotted snake heads were untied, a drop of golden blood suddenly condensed from the brow of the clever snake head and dripped onto the palm of the little girl's hand. When the other snake heads saw this, they followed suit, but the little girl put her hands behind her back.
"No, no, no, I've already said that the smart one will be your boss from now on. From now on, he will listen to me, and you all will listen to him."
"My beautiful mother-in-law said that we need to choose a leader so that I won't be so tired. Otherwise, I will have to solve your disputes all day long, and then I won't have time to eat candied haws."
The clever snake head in the middle held its head high, and its proud look was exactly the same as the little girl's. It turned its head and led the group to the hidden burial place.
"This... this powerful man probably never thought that he would stay in these weeds for so many years. Even the tombstone is missing a corner."
The nine-headed python turned its face away embarrassedly. It had been here for so many years, focusing only on cultivation and hibernation, that it had indeed forgotten to weed. Moreover, the missing piece on the tombstone was broken by itself accidentally.
I just... don't know whether he is here to repay a favor or to seek revenge.
"Clean up this area."
A certain emperor looked at Bu Ruo and pointed at himself: "Me?"
"Or it's me?"
A certain emperor resigned himself to watching a few people sitting aside and eating fruit, while he himself squatted there, grunting and pulling weeds and cleaning the tombstone, and was scared once or twice by the nine-headed giant python that came over to supervise from time to time.
After they had eaten their fill, the burial site was cleared. "Auntie, what should we do next? Should we start looking for that technique?"
Bu Ruo stood up, patted her skirt, and circled the tombstone with a missing corner twice: "Kneel down and kowtow."
The emperor did not dare to resist and knelt down and kowtowed three times.
Bu Ruo: ...
"You're not knocking me, you're knocking the tombstone!"
A certain emperor: ...
"Um... I'm sorry, I was frightened several times by that nine-headed python and my brain is a little confused. I will kowtow again. I will kowtow again right now."
The little girl stood aside and covered her mouth with her hands, laughing: "Uncle Ugly is so stupid, he is not as smart as Ben Bubu."
A certain emperor sighed, and felt that he was able to live in this life because of the sins he committed in his previous life.
Bang bang bang~
After three kowtows, Bu Ruo shook his head: "No, a little further to the left."
Bang bang bang~
"Knock harder. Haven't you eaten? Knock hard enough so you can hear the sound, like thunder."
Bang bang bang~
"It's still a little short, move forward a little more."
Bang bang bang~
"Further ahead..."
Bang bang bang~
"To the right..."
Just when a certain emperor was feeling dizzy from knocking his head against the wall, he heard a loud crack and the tombstone in front of him shattered into pieces.
"Look, Mom! Uncle Ugly is so sincere that he even smashed the tombstone into pieces."
A certain emperor: ...
Bu Ruo smiled as he looked at the emperor whose forehead was bruised and swollen and said, "Indeed, it seems that the great power has finally recognized your ugly uncle. It's worth his kowtow for so long."
A certain emperor looked at the hidden passage revealed under the shattered tombstone and felt so painful that he wanted to cry: "Auntie, if you had told me there was a hidden passage earlier, I would have stepped on it once. Now I've hit it so hard... I can't even see double."
Bu Ruo rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, if you want to take someone's skills, it's like you're taking them as your master. And you didn't get their consent, so shouldn't you kowtow to them a few times as a token of your gratitude?"
"I've never heard of anyone stepping on someone's grave just to become their disciple and learn their skills. Aren't you afraid that the powerful one will come into your dreams and strangle you to death in the middle of the night?"
The emperor was scolded so much that he didn't dare to talk back. In the end, he could only follow behind like a little wife into the secret passage.
"Little Yellow, you fool, come here, take this and rub it on yourself. This powder is very useful. I stole it from my master before we left, just in case we get bumped on the way."
"I originally prepared it for myself, but I didn't expect you to use it, hehe."
When a certain emperor saw Jin Congcong looking at his forehead and trying to hold back his laughter, he wanted to say something, but when he looked at the porcelain bottle containing the medicine, he swallowed his words back.
The little girl looked at the two of them and said, "Uncle Ugly, if I were you, I wouldn't apply the medicine. Your brain will be useful later."
After hearing what the little girl said, the emperor looked at the man who wanted to take the porcelain bottle back and said, "Wait until I go out and then I will return it to you after I'm done."
Jin Congcong nodded: "Okay, you can use the powder as you like, but you must return the porcelain bottle to me. I have to put it back to the old man when I go back, otherwise the old man will come after me and clean up the mess if he finds out that a bottle is missing."
There were no mechanisms or suspense in the secret passage. All the way to the end, there was only a table with a tablet on it.
"Kneel down and kowtow."
A certain emperor: ...
However, this time, before the emperor could kneel down, a faint green light suddenly emanated from the tablet, and the shadow of an old man appeared in front of everyone.
The old man glanced at the group of people condescendingly and then pointed at Xiao Jin: "I don't want that idiot. I want this boy and this girl to be my disciples."
The little girl heard it and pulled Xiao Jin behind her: "Grandpa, you can't do that. Bu Bu and brother already have a beautiful mother-in-law and a master Jun, so they can't be your disciples."
But the old man laughed sarcastically: "Little girl, I am a powerful being who once ruled the demon world for tens of thousands of years. How can I not be better than your beautiful mother-in-law and handsome master?"
"If you and your brother become my disciples, I will teach you everything I have learned in my life."
"Although I am only a trace of soul forcibly left here, I am not comparable to other random people. You two have excellent roots. If you become my disciples, you will definitely become as powerful as me in the future."
The little girl was instantly displeased when she heard this: "Mother-in-law Beauty and Grandmaster Jun are the most powerful. I won't allow you to say bad things about Mother-in-law Beauty and Grandmaster Jun, otherwise I will be angry."
Seeing that the old man was still arrogant and wanted to say something, Bu Ruo simply raised his hand and grabbed the old man's neck in mid-air.
"I never knew that my master, the Supreme God Tao Ran, was even inferior to an old man like you. How about this? I will send your soul to find my master, and you can tell her in person."
The old man was shocked at first that Bu Ruo could touch him, and then he was so frightened when he heard the other party's words that his soul trembled.
"You...you are...you are the Holy Spirit? Your master is...these two children..."
"They are the children of this Holy Spirit and the Demon King." Bu Ruo sneered, "Why, do you, old man, still think you are worthy of being the master of my children? You really have such a big face."
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