Shen You returned home in the early morning.
The dark sky was faintly filled with hazy morning light. All around was silent. Zhao Dai had been lying by the window waiting for him and had fallen asleep by now.
Yu Zhao, who had returned at some unknown time, sat on the sofa in the living room, dressed neatly, with slightly damp hair, his eyes fixed on the smart computer screen in front of him.
Shen You walked over to Zhao Dai, reached out and touched her cheek, then complained to Yu Zhao: "Why don't you ask Dai'er to go to the room to sleep? The temperature is low at night, and she is lying on the window, her face is cold."
Yu Zhao didn't even raise his eyes: "Push her yourself."
Shen You looked puzzled and pushed Zhao Dai tentatively.
The next moment, Zhao Dai, who was in her sleep, scratched him with her backhand, her nails cutting the back of his hand, and muttered, "I have to wait for my aunt..."
Shen You: "...I've told you so many times not to call me that...Oh, forget it."
He understood that Zhao Dai didn't want to leave, not that Yu Zhao forgot to call her. He felt helpless and warm-hearted, and bent down to carry her back to the room.
When he came out again, his face was already covered with several red marks from Qingmei's scratches while she was half asleep.
"Why don't I see Miss Chichi?" Shen You sat down next to Yu Zhao nonchalantly, opened the iced drink and took a sip.
Hearing Bo Chi's name, Yu Zhao's eyes softened a little: "She is resting over by the pool, don't disturb her."
Shen You made an OK gesture and then asked, "Why did you come back suddenly? When I contacted you before, I saw that you were still fighting the star pirates in the galaxy?"
Yu Zhao asked back: "Will it take a long time to beat them?"
Shen You was choked: "The pirates who can stir up trouble in the galaxy, rob and smuggle, and live a very comfortable life are all powerful and tough guys. To beat them... doesn't it take half a year or a year?"
Yu Zhao glanced at him: "That's you."
Shen You: “???”
What's that look?
Look down on him?
Well...he is indeed no match for Yu Zhao in terms of fighting power.
Shen You shut up in dismay and stopped asking questions. When he caught a glimpse of Yu Zhao's virtual screen, he was surprised again and asked, "You became rich overnight? You bought so many things, all for mermaids to eat and use. Oh, you even built a new pool? It's big enough, so what are you going to do with the previous pool? Um... wait, I just remembered that you didn't seem to plan to raise mermaids or build a backup pool at home before you met Miss Chi Chi... Hiss, how did you deal with Miss Chi Chi when she was short of water?"
The more Shen You talked, the more he felt something was wrong. Finally, he said in horror, "You wouldn't put her in the toilet, would you?"
Yu Zhao took a deep breath, turned off the intelligent computer, and gave him a sinister smile: "I haven't tried putting a mermaid in the toilet yet, how about trying it with your mermaid first?"
Shen You was horrified: "No, no, no, I said the wrong thing. Sir, if you want to hit or scold me, come to me, don't let the harm to my family be spared!"
Yu Zhao sneered and stopped listening to his nonsense. He asked directly, "Let's talk business."
Shen You straightened his expression and immediately went into reporting mode: "His Majesty is very impressed with the abilities of mermaids and wanted to bring Miss Chi Chi to the palace several times. I brought you out and he gave up the idea out of fear. However, the mermaid's singing is really a killer. His Majesty must observe and get accurate data. Among the mermaids now, only Miss Chi Chi has emerged. So His Majesty means... to let Miss Chi Chi go to the front line of the battlefield."
Perhaps fearing Yu Zhao's wrath, Shen You ignored his voice and added, "Of course, we are going to the battlefield under the protection of the guards and in absolute safety. Besides, our biggest enemy, the Zerg, has been beaten back by you, and only a few of them occasionally show up. The war is not fierce and frequent, so the danger is naturally greatly reduced."
Yu Zhao: “Yeah.”
Shen You was cautious and nervous: "?"
"What do you mean?" He couldn't help but ask, "Why are you so calm? Did you know about this through other channels?"
Yu Zhao was calm: "I guessed it before, but now it's confirmed. It just so happens that I have nothing to do recently, so I can take Chi Chi out to play. This time, I'll just take it as a way to relax."
Shen You was immediately surrounded by lemons, his eyes full of envy and jealousy.
The danger of this trip is not high, but after all, we are going to the battlefield, so basic precautions and caution are still necessary. If it were Shen You, he would definitely start busying himself everywhere and would not dare to slack off for a moment.
But when it came to Yu Zhao's mouth, it became a way to relax? ?
How can we survive this?
Shen You didn't want to talk to Yu Zhao anymore. He waved his hands tiredly and went back to his room to rest with his heavy body. Yu Zhao was still sitting in the living room, conscientiously buying things for his little mermaid.
At dawn, Zhao Dai was the first to wake up. Seeing that she wanted to go play with Bo Chi, Yu Zhao said calmly, "Shen You has returned and is resting in his own room now."
Zhao Dai's eyes lit up, she turned around and ran to find Shen You.
After a while, the sound of Shen You yawning and playing games with Zhao Dai came from the room. It sounded like he was in pain and happiness.
Near noon, Bo Chi finally woke up.
She soaked in the water all night, and when she came out, her skin was moist and tender, her almond-shaped eyes were flowing with spring tears, and her whole body exuded a moisturized scent.
As soon as she appeared, Yu Zhao's pure and austere face showed subtle changes. Not only were there flames in his eyes, but his hands also moved without slowing down at all. After pulling her into his arms, he lowered his head and gave her a delicate kiss.
Bo Chi was so immersed in it that he felt a slight heat in his lower abdomen before he could come to his senses when they separated.
Yu Zhao placed his hand on her belly, happy but also a little worried: "I didn't stop in time last night. I don't know if you are pregnant with a double yolk. If so, it's not a big deal..."
She gave Bo Chi a slightly reserved smile: "I have enough money to support you now."
Bo Chi suddenly woke up, and put his little hand on the back of Yu Zhao's hand, and said nervously: "Oh, right, I didn't think of contraception last night, I'm not really pregnant."
Yu Zhao corrected her: "You have been pregnant for a long time. If it is this time, it will be the second child."
Bo Chi was unsettled and didn't want to argue with her anymore. Instead, he asked blankly, "How can there be a child between us? How can two women have a child?"
Yu Zhao: "You are half woman, and the other half is fish."
Bo Chi: “…”
Even with Yu Zhao interrupting him, Bo Chi was still a little anxious.
She considers herself a sentimental person and will take great care of the child after it is born.
If she and Yu Zhao would stay in this world forever, then she would welcome the arrival of children very much. But they are not like that. They are just passers-by. After a few decades, they will go to the next world. By that time, Yu Zhao will remember nothing. Only she will have memories of the children. Can she forget her own flesh and blood?
Bo Chi was unsure, and she didn't dare to think about it. Her emotions suddenly plummeted, and she held her stomach in confusion.
Yu Zhao saw that something was wrong with her. Although he was puzzled, he couldn't understand why. He could only think of ways to divert her attention: "I asked someone to rebuild the house. It should be finished now. I'll take you back to have a look?"
Bo Chi leaned into her arms, as if to gain a sense of security, and said softly, "Okay." Yu Zhaohe greeted Shen You, who had dark circles under his eyes, and carried Bo Chi into the hovercraft.
When they returned to their little home again, the robot butler changed out of his tuxedo and came over in a maid outfit. He said, "Dear master, do you want to eat first, or eat me first?"
Bo Chi: “?”
Yu Zhao: “???”
After having a brief moment of freedom, the robot's core was eventually cut off and it was thrown into a corner to gather dust.
With this previous experience, Yu Zhao's expectations for the pool dropped sharply. When she carried Bo Chi to the room, she kept repeating to herself in her heart - she didn't ask the pool to restore one-third of her painting, as long as it didn't do anything fancy.
When the bottom line was infinitely lowered, Yu Zhao and Bo Chi were both stunned after entering the room.
The new room faces the sun and its walls have been dismantled to make way for transparent glass, which allows bright sunlight to shine in from outside and fall on the clear blue surface of the pool, creating ripples.
The room is not small, four-fifths of it is a pool, and the remaining area is built into a circular leisure area. Colorful sand is spread on the ground, and there is a row of food on the wall side and a row of strange toys on the side near the pool. Only when someone walks in the middle can they eat and play at the same time.
Bo Chi was intrigued by this layout and suppressed his anxiety. He got down from Yu Zhao's arms and stepped onto the colorful sand.
The crystal clear and fine sand was like a soft carpet, which was extremely comfortable to sink into. Bo Chi took two steps, looked back and saw a string of small footprints he had left behind, and smiled for some reason.
Seeing her happy, Yu Zhao breathed a sigh of relief, caught up with her, and introduced her to the taste and ways of playing with food and toys.
The little surprise that Yu Zhao had painstakingly planned was not ruined, and the result was very authentic. However, Bo Chi had a lot of fun during the day, but at night he started talking in his sleep while half asleep: "Don't... don't abandon the child..."
Yu Zhao has always been a light sleeper, and tonight, the little mermaid relied on him to sleep with him, which was a rare occasion. He was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep for a long time. Hearing the noise, she instantly woke up and looked down at the girl in her arms.
Bo Chi frowned, closed his eyes, his face turned slightly pale, his thick black eyelashes were stained with tears, and his tone was filled with hesitation and guilt: "I'm sorry... Mom didn't mean to leave you..."
Her sleep talking was incoherent. Sometimes she was apologizing to the child, and sometimes she was crying to Yu Zhao that the child was missing. Even though Yu Zhao hugged her tightly and comforted her softly, she was still struggling in the nightmare and couldn't escape. Yu Zhao was afraid that she would be distressed by the dream, so he had to wake her up.
But not long after waking up, Bo Chi fell into a nightmare again when he fell into a drowsy sleep.
Yu Zhao woke her up three or four times that night. When the sky was getting light, Bo Chi was too exhausted to fall asleep and just leaned against Yu Zhao in a daze.
She thought about it for a while, then suddenly asked, "When will the doctor be able to detect the child's vital signs?"
Yu Zhao had brushed up on his knowledge of mermaid pregnancy and quickly answered, "It will take at least twenty days."
Bo Chi began to calculate according to the time they had done.
Yu Zhao watched from the side and disagreed: "Don't forget about your first child just because you have a second child. Our first time was -"
Bo Chi: "Shut up."
Yu Zhao fell silent and obediently served as a tool and pillow.
After calculating the date, Bo Chi hugged Yu Zhao's waist and rubbed her body. His tone was subtle and complex, and it was impossible to tell the specific emotion: "When the day comes, we will go to the hospital and think about what to do next."
Yu Zhao had no objection and listened to his wife obediently.
She actually felt a little regretful in her heart.
If she had known that Bo Chi would react so strongly to having children, she would rather be more careful, use contraception, and not have these two children.
But few people choose contraception these days. When Yu Zhao inquired about it before, he only knew that it required a small operation to implant a contraceptive chip in the wrist.
At that time, she had not yet considered whether to do it or not. After all, when Bo Chi was pregnant with her first child, she was full of joy every day, without any signs of sadness.
But this second child caught her completely off guard. Bo Chi suddenly became anxious and her previous carefree smile became much more restrained. Even when playing with toys, she would subconsciously protect her abdomen.
The last straw that broke the camel's back was Bo Chi's talking in his sleep all night.
Yu Zhao could tell that she liked children, but this liking was completely suppressed by reluctance and worry.
If the child comes, Bo Chi will be trapped in this state for a long time...
A hint of viciousness appeared in Yu Zhao's eyes, but no one knew what he was thinking beneath his calm appearance.
Time passed by little by little. Maybe it was because Bo Chi was too concerned about the child, but when she woke up this morning, she couldn't help but dry-heaving twice.
After vomiting, she became stupid.
Didn’t she consume Yu Zhao’s mental power this time? Yu Zhao, who was standing by, was not surprised at all and poured a cup of warm water to her lips.
Bo Chi drank it in a daze. After finishing it, she felt complicated and thought that she might really be pregnant, otherwise why would she vomit for no reason?
She had been mentally prepared, so she wasn't too flustered at this moment. After putting the cup down, she took a deep breath and gritted her teeth and said, "In that case... In that case! We have to start preparing for the pregnancy!"
Yu Zhao: "Haven't you been preparing for this?"
Bo Chi shook his head: "The previous ones don't count, this one is the real cub, let me think about it... We have to give it a name first!"
Yu Zhao was about to nod, but soon realized something was wrong: "Wait, we don't even know the gender of the baby, how can we name it?"
Bo Chi spread his hands: "Then take two, one boy and one girl."
"It's four." Yu Zhao corrected her persistently: "You have two babies in your belly, so don't always favor the second one."
Bo Chi: "...Okay, if you say four, then that's four. Let me think, how about calling them Xiaodong, Xiaoxi, Xiaonan, and Xiaobei?"
Yu Zhao had always doted on her, so he naturally wouldn't refute her. He even praised her, "Not bad, it's a good name. If you want to call two children at the same time in the future, you can just call them little ones."
Bo Chi: “?”
Is this a mockery of her? ?
Bo Chi suspiciously grabbed Yu Zhao and asked him for a long time. After confirming that he didn't mean that, he let go and continued to ponder: "We also need to prepare some small clothes."
Yu Zhao turned on his smart brain and opened the shopping interface in front of her, saying modestly, "Buy whatever you want."
Seeing her acting like a nouveau riche, Bo Chi was surprised after realizing, "Aren't you going to kill space pirates? Where did you get so much money? Did you rob their hometown?"
Yu Zhao did not comment: "The confiscation of property is part of it, and the rest is the bounty from the underground black network. Those space pirates have been causing chaos everywhere and have offended many people. In addition, they are good at escaping, so the fees are getting higher and higher."
Bo Chi was amazed when he heard this: "There is such a thing as black net? How interesting."
Yu Zhao smiled slightly: "Every planet has a lot of interesting things. I have already told His Majesty to postpone your going to the front line. After you give birth to the baby, I will take you out to play."
Bo Chi subconsciously asked: "Who will take care of the child? Your parents?"
Yu Zhao paused and said, "My parents died on the battlefield many years ago, and I don't have any other elders, so the child can be taken care of by robots."
After hearing the beginning, Bo Chi regretted her blunt words. She hugged Yu Zhao to comfort him, and then heard the last sentence. She couldn't help but ask, "Hey? Can a robot take good care of a child?"
Yu Zhao nodded: "Many nobles do this. Judging from the fact that those children are still alive, there should be no problem."
Bo Chi: "... Using 'alive' as the criterion is already problematic in itself!"
Yu Zhao looked innocent.
never mind.
Bo Chi sighed in his heart.
The child's mother is unreliable, so she has to be more attentive.
There are many small clothes on the intelligent computer, and Bo Chi puts any that he likes into the shopping cart.
She had originally planned to take her time to choose after dinner, trying to pick out something that was both nice-looking and cheap. However, when she was finishing her meal and snuggling into Yu Zhao's arms again, she saw that all the hundreds of pieces of clothing in the shopping cart were gone!
Her eyes suddenly filled with tears: "Is it stuck? How come they are all gone? I looked around the store all morning, and there is not a single one left."
Yu Zhao was surprised: "What's left? I bought it with one click, and the items have been shipped. If there's anything you don't like, you can just throw it away when the time comes."
Bo Chi's crying suddenly stopped, and he looked up at her in confusion: "What did you say?"
Yu Zhao: "If you don't like it, throw it away—"
“No, no, no.” Bo Chi sat up in shock: “You bought all those small clothes? Hundreds of them, sister! You bought them all?!”
Yu Zhao reacted and rubbed her head with a smile: "I said, I can support you now. Not to mention hundreds of little skirts, buying dozens of villas is not a problem."
Bo Chi's expression became strange, and he said with emotion: "No wonder the ancient emperors loved to confiscate property... I would love it too."
The clothes were all ready, and there were plenty more.
Bo Chi had originally cleared out a closet to store small clothes, but now he had to tidy up an empty room and fill all the space with express boxes as if he was bringing in goods.
After finishing his clothes, Bo Chi turned around and asked Yu Zhao, "Is there anything else you want to prepare?"
Yu Zhao, who was also a novice, pondered for a while, recalling the lecture he had been attending at the Mermaid House. He clicked on the transportation interface on the smart brain and said uncertainly, "Should we... buy a stroller?"
Bo Chi lifted her arm and got into her arms. He looked up at the screen and pondered, "What kind should I buy? This cloud is pretty, but it's a flying tool. Can children drive it? Don't they need a driver's license?"
Yu Zhao rested his chin on Bo Chi's head and clicked into the interface of the cloud car to study it for a while: "This is an automatic driving car. The child can sit in it and press a button to go."
"But I still feel it's unsafe." Bo Chi thought about it and shook his head: "No, no, let's choose a land vehicle."
Yu Zhao turned the page obediently, and then his eyes lit up: "How about this prisoner car?"
She pointed at the picture, then read the words next to it, "The Death Cart is inspired by the scene of ancient death row prisoners being locked in a car on the beheading platform. There are chains on the car to tie up the hands and feet, which can keep your child stable. There are simulated horses under the car, which authentically reflect the ancient characteristics. There are also movable mechanical arms on the car, which randomly throw eggs at the children, restoring the most realistic prison car experience, so that children can have interactive fun during the boring car ride."
Yu Zhao smiled with interest: "It looks quite interesting, do you want to——"
As she spoke, she lowered her head to see what Bo Chi was thinking.
Bo Chi moved his eyes at some point and stopped staring at the intelligent computer screen. Instead, he looked at Yu Zhao quietly. After Yu Zhao and her eyes met, Bo Chi smiled grimly: "If you dare to buy it, I dare to put you in."
"..." Yu Zhao coughed lightly: "This is a baby carriage, I can't get in."
Bo Chi raised his little fist and waved it threateningly: "If you buy it, I can let you in, do you believe it?"
Yu Zhao was silent for a while, grabbed her pink little fist and kissed it, then said helplessly: "Okay, I'll listen to you, let's change one."
She looked at the prison van a little reluctantly, and finally changed it.
There are quite a lot of baby carriages on land. After excluding those strange ones, Bo Chi bought a section of a small train carriage. There are about four seats in the carriage, which can be regarded as meeting Yu Zhao's idea of a "family of four".
They were quite lucky. It seemed that the merchant was holding some promotion. After they placed the order, the merchant generously gave them a locomotive. The two together looked quite impressive.
The afternoon sun was diffuse and warm. Bo Chi curled up in Yu Zhao's arms and bought a lot of things with her.
Xingji's delivery speed was extremely fast, and those things were delivered on the same day. Bo Chi wanted to help Yu Zhao to sort them out, but Yu Zhao was concerned about her pregnancy, so she took him to the pool to rest.
The brand new pool gave Bo Chi a great sense of happiness. She ate wherever she swam to. After tasting the fresh fish fillets and shrimp meat, she contentedly opened her smart brain - Yu Zhao bought her one as soon as he had money, but Bo Chi wanted to spend time with Yu Zhao, so she spent the afternoon looking at things in Yu Zhao's smart brain.
Now that Yu Zhao was busy, she started searching on Starnet for things to pay attention to during pregnancy.
Since mermaids generally have low IQs and little knowledge of pregnancy, the responsibility of paying attention to pregnancy falls on every noble. After entering the two keywords "pregnancy period", a bunch of posts popped up on the screen. Bo Chi clicked on them one by one to check them carefully and took note of the key points very seriously.
After soaking in the pool for a long time, probably enough to last a whole night, Bo Chi went ashore to have dinner, and after eating he rolled onto Yu Zhao's bed.
Yu Zhao held her in his arms, his face calm and his heart free from desires, while in his heart he silently chanted the Great Compassion Mantra, trying to calm himself down.
Halfway through reading, she keenly noticed that Bo Chi's hands were moving around, and she couldn't help but open her eyes to look at her: "What's wrong?"
Bo Chi was startled and quickly pulled his hand back, blushing and asking, "You, you're not asleep?"
Seeing her big reaction, Yu Zhao's eyes dimmed: "I was thinking about something, but you...what were you doing under the quilt just now?"
The tips of Bo Chi's ears turned red. He refused to tell her and stammered to make excuses: "I was picking my feet!"
Yu Zhao: “…”
The clever commander did not believe the little mermaid's words. She approached the girl, held her thin-winged hand, and rubbed it gently, smiling: "If you are picking your feet, then why are you blushing? I guess... you are counting the scales, right?"
Bo Chi was stunned: "Why should I count the scales?"
Yu Zhao said as a matter of course: "Because of curiosity, you must be like me, and have long wanted to count how many scales there are on your fish tail. This is not childish, you don't have to hide it from me, I will turn on the light and count with you."
She seemed to be pretending to be calm, but in fact, the eagerness in her tone almost overflowed.
Bo Chi couldn't stand it anymore and pulled her back, saying angrily: "Who said it's not childish? It's obviously super childish! And don't accuse me, I never have such boring thoughts."
Yu Zhao turned over and hugged her in his arms. He opened his red lips slightly and bit the tip of her ear. He said with a smile: "Oh? Then tell me, what were you doing just now?"
The topic went around and around and came back to the topic again.
Bo Chi was stunned for two seconds, unable to think of any other excuses. He thought that Yu Zhao would find out about this sooner or later, it was only a matter of time, so he blushed and whispered, "I looked at the Star Network in the evening, and the post said that breast milk is best for children, so mermaids should rub and rub that place in the early stage, and try to open the orifice as soon as possible..."
Yu Zhao was stunned, his eyes involuntarily fell to the bottom of her neck, flames clustered in his dark eyes, especially hot in the night: "Can you?"
Bo Chi was stunned: "Ah?"
Yu Zhao narrowed his eyes, licked his red lips, and lowered his voice a few notes, inexplicably revealing a sexy aura: "I have a deep understanding of this aspect, and I specially learned the method of rubbing the orifices to open them. If you don't know how and only know how to rub blindly, why not let me help you."
Bo Chi felt a little embarrassed. If she did it herself, it could still be treated as a serious matter, but when she asked Yu Zhao for help, the atmosphere seemed to change. She always felt that something could go wrong at any time.
But what Yu Zhao said was also true, she was indeed just rubbing it blindly, without any skill at all, maybe it was just a useless effort.
After hesitating for a while, Bo Chi suppressed his shame, tried to straighten his delicate face, and said seriously: "Okay, thank you for your help... but you are not allowed to do anything other than helping, you can only do the business!"
Yu Zhao nodded seriously, but his hand fell on Bo Chi as he spoke: "This side first or that side? Or you sit in my arms and I will do both at the same time?"
Bo Chi's hands unconsciously clutched the quilt tightly. A strange feeling surged in her heart, causing her voice to tremble: "Whatever."
Yu Zhao laughed grimly, then sat on the bed and held her in his arms.
Not long after, a panicked voice came from the room: "We agreed to do business, what do you want to do?"
“It’s not what I want to do.” The woman laughed softly, her ending tone seductively: “It’s you who turned my bed into a pool.”
She said it vaguely, but in such an atmosphere, Bo Chi still understood it in an instant, and was so ashamed and angry that he refused to let her do it again.
Yu Zhao naturally refused to run away with the soft and sticky dessert in his hands. He held back from other actions and coaxed her to continue.
Although he said he was helping, in the end, Yu Zhao really helped obediently for the whole night.
The next day, the little mermaid had trouble getting dressed and she wanted to stay in bed, but she gradually became dehydrated. Before his wife turned into dried fish, Yu Zhao pulled out the shy Bo Chi in time and put her into the water.
Normally, Bo Chi would wear a thin, close-fitting top, and her pants would be changed into a pair of snow-white, clear pearl crystal chains that hung around her waist, contrasting with the azure fish scales.
Today, her clothes felt painful whenever they touched her. When Yu Zhao took her into the water, she completely became a mermaid in all kinds of stories - the □□ kind.
Even if there is no one at home, Bo Chi still can't let go. He blocks his body with his slender white arms and his fish tail swings helplessly in the water, revealing a half-hidden charm.
Yu Zhao was tortured all night last night, and he really didn't want to continue testing his endurance today. He looked at her twice more and quickly retracted his gaze, turned around and said, "Stay in the bath for a while, call me if you need anything, I'm working out in the martial arts room next door."
Bo Chi breathed a sigh of relief, responded, and began to swim in a relaxed manner.
Opening up the orifices is a long-term job, and even though Yu Zhao is clearly overwhelmed, he still comes to help every time.
Thanks to her, Bo Chi has been much calmer recently. He is no longer as shy as before and dares not raise his head. Occasionally, when he is extremely sleepy, he will take the initiative to come over and ask her for help.
But although he was helping, Bo Chi had his own standards in his heart and did not dare to tease Yu Zhao recklessly, for fear that he might accidentally cause another death.
A few more days passed, and Bo Chi remembered that he should go to the hospital, so he called Yu Zhao to go with him.
When he arrived at the hospital entrance, Bo Chi was nervous for a long time before he stepped in.
Yu Zhao was trying to comfort her softly when a voice came from behind them, with a hint of surprise: "Yuan, so you are here too."
They looked back and found that it was Shen You who called them, and next to Shen You was Zhao Dai who was eating a lollipop.
After finding a seat and sitting down, Shen You took the lead and said, "Marshal, why are you here in the hospital? Is Miss Chi Chi feeling unwell, or are you unable to suppress your mental turmoil again?"
Yu Zhao shook his head: "Chichi has been singing to me a lot recently. My condition is the most stable in the past few years. But you, why did you bring her here? Is she pregnant too?"
Shen You didn't notice the word 'also' and said casually, "She's been eating too much candy lately. She bit me yesterday but it didn't even bleed. I was worried that there was something wrong with her teeth, so I brought her here to see a doctor."
Bo Chi and Yu Zhao were speechless after hearing what they heard, and looked at him with pity in their eyes.
How miserable must this person's life be? Not being bitten and bleeding was a big deal...
Yu Zhao felt sympathy for Shen You in his heart, but then he remembered something and suddenly asked, "By the way, you have been with her for so long, why hasn't she gotten pregnant yet?"
Bo Chi thought so too and looked at Shen You in surprise, with a few words written in his eyes - Can't you do it?
Shen You strangely understood their subtext, and said with a red face: "How can we rush into something as important as pregnancy? I want to wait for Dai'er to remember the past and regain her sanity, and then discuss the child's name and other matters with her!"
Yu Zhao said, "So you have already implanted the contraceptive chip?"
Shen You was stunned: "What? The hospital has this technology?"
Yu Zhao sensed something was wrong: "Wait, you don't know about this surgery? Then how do you prevent pregnancy?"
Shen You scratched his head: "There are only a few contraceptive methods between men and women..."
Perhaps because Yu Zhao asked too many questions, he misunderstood something, and added: "As for you two women, you will have to rely on surgery or your mind."
Bo Chi: "Huh? Thoughts? What fantasy setting are you talking about?"
Yu Zhao also looked strange.
Shen You was helpless and half complained: "It's OK that Miss Chi Chi doesn't understand. Marshal, you were born and raised in the imperial capital, you can't be so ignorant of this common sense, right?"
Yu Zhao could sense something was wrong in his tone, and after two seconds of silence he said calmly, "In my opinion, mermaids are not common sense."
Shen You couldn't help but ask, "What is that? Human eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, and sleeping?"
Yu Zhao shook his head and said in a cold tone: "It is to attack the enemy and train the subordinates."
Shen*Lazy Henchman*You: "...What were we talking about just now? Oh, contraception with thoughts."
He changed the subject abruptly: "This thing called intention is quite metaphysical, but people who do this usually succeed. It's very simple to say. When you are practicing the Great Harmony of Life, all you think about is getting pregnant. I heard that the stronger your desire is, the greater the chance of getting pregnant. If you don't really want to get pregnant, even if you have sex eight times a night, your chances will be in the middle."
"According to the Mermaid Base," Shen You recalled, "the differentiation of mermaids was influenced by human obsession, so naturally they have a bit of a legendary color. Otherwise, why are mermaids mermaids? Why aren't they centaurs? Why aren't they human snakes? Why are they the mermaids in all kinds of human stories?"
Shen You has obviously thought about this matter for a long time. He is talking endlessly to Yu Zhao and Bo Chi about the spirituality of mermaids. Yu Zhao thinks he is just a chatterbox, but Bo Chi understands his purpose - it is better to believe that mermaids have spirituality than to resign himself to the fact that Zhao Dai will never wake up.
After telling a series of legends about mermaids, Shen You realized that there was no time left. He said goodbye to them in a hurry and ran to the doctor with Zhao Dai in his arms.
After he left, Bo Chi thought about it and came closer to Yu Zhao seriously and asked, "What were you thinking about when we had sex for the first time?"
Yu Zhao paused, pursed his lips and hesitated for two seconds, then whispered, "I'm wondering... is it illegal to eat mermaids?"
Bo Chi: “???”
The little mermaid was so frightened that her beautiful almond eyes widened.
Yu Zhao curved his lips and said, "That was the first time I was so close to someone. When I saw you lying in the bathtub that I was familiar with, I really had a desire from the bottom of my soul. I wanted to possess you, I wanted to swallow you up, I wanted to take every inch of you——"
Halfway through her speech, Yu Zhao noticed that Bo Chi had a frightened expression on his face, so she changed her words in time, smiling: "Now that I think about it, it might be that I didn't figure out what I really wanted at the time, and I mistook some desire for a strange appetite."
After she finished speaking, she thought for a moment and then smiled, "It seems that it is not wrong to say that it is appetite. After all, you are so beautiful that I am tempted when I see you..."
It was clearly serious content, but after she said it in a meaningful way, Bo Chi felt that she was blatantly engaging in pornographic activities.
After snorting, Bo Chi reluctantly believed her words and muttered, "That wasn't our first time. I was talking about the time in the pool."
"That time..." Yu Zhao's expression softened, and he looked at Bo Chi with tenderness in his eyes: "I was thinking... what should I do? I seem to have fallen in love with you uncontrollably."
Bo Chi was caught off guard by the confession, her face flushed, and she turned away shyly: "Besides this?"
Yu Zhao narrowed his eyes, as if recalling the past: "And your body is very soft, and your skin is icy cool.
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