Chapter 145 Weibo Jokes
Here are two short stories I posted on Weibo before~
1. Choose a major
Lin Qingyu, Jiang Xing and Shen Huaishi performed stably in the college entrance examination and their results were very satisfactory. Shen Huaishi was sure to go to the Sports University in the capital, while Lin Qingyu and Jiang Xing could also freely choose any university and major in the country.
Lin Qingyu studied at the highest hospital and institution that Dayu had never attended, and finally realized his dream in Jiang Xing's hometown.
As for Jiang Xing's major...
"As the ruler of a country, you have a lot to learn." Lin Qingyu flipped through the small notebook introducing the major and said, "First of all, social sciences, which include economics, politics, law, ethics... and so on, which are all very helpful for governing the country."
Jiang Xing: "It seems like there's a lot to memorize for law."
Lin Qingyu continued, "However, mathematics, physics and chemistry are the basic subjects for the development of science. If you study science and engineering, you can also benefit the people."
Jiang Xing: "Hmm...it seems so."
Lin Qingyu: "Then you should study for a double degree."
Jiang Xing: "Ah..."
Shen Huaishi suggested: "Qingyu, as the saying goes, 'food is the first necessity of the people'. Most people in Dayu rely on farming and livestock for survival. If the emperor can make some achievements in this subject, the people of Dayu may be able to get rid of the suffering of famine."
Lin Qingyu nodded: "That makes sense. In addition, Jiang Xing can also learn about urban construction, drainage and water management, and other subjects, so that the people of Dayu can also get rid of the suffering of floods."
Jiang Xing: "What..."
Lin Qingyu thought for a moment, "I wonder if you can study for a third or fourth degree in college. If not, you can audit these courses on campus."
Jiang Xing couldn't stand it any longer and asked, "Qingyu, do you really love me?"
Lin Qingyu: "Love you."
Jiang Xing: "...Then shouldn't you ask me what major I like?"
Lin Qingyu was slightly stunned, and said apologetically: "Sorry, I neglected it - then, which majors do you like?"
Jiang Xing fell into deep thought.
The only two things he likes are sleeping and Lin Qingyu. It seems that he doesn't have any special hobbies.
"I like you," Jiang Xing said with a smile, "So no matter what you study, my dormitory can't be too far away from yours. It's best if we can be in the same dormitory."
Lin Qingyu smiled slightly: "Then we can sleep in bunk beds again?"
Jiang Xing: “…”
The final result of the choice of majors was that each of the three of us had a double degree. In addition to one that we liked, we also chose another that would benefit the country and the people. If we had to work hard, we would work hard together.
2. If the story of "Three Marriages with Salted Fish" took place in modern times
Our Qingyu is of course still that cool and beautiful girl, a top student in the medical school, but a little dark inside. He will definitely not poison classmates who like to mess with him, but he will still silently wish that stupid classmates will fail the exam.
Then, he was spotted by a greasy, overbearing president (yes, that's the Crown Prince), who wanted to keep him by his side as a substitute. Qingyu naturally would rather die than obey, and was made difficult by the domineering boss, so that she could neither go to school nor go home.
In order not to cause trouble to his parents, Qingyu had to rent a house with his only savings. He saw the rental information online and found a building according to the address.
He stood in front of the building and tried to call the owner, but couldn't get through. Just when he was hesitating whether to go in directly, a tenant saw that he was good-looking and took the initiative to talk to him.
"Are you here to rent the house? It's only 11 o'clock in the morning. Our landlord must not be awake yet. Just knock on his door. If no one opens it, just break it down."
Lin Qingyu: "...small landlord?"
"He's only in his early twenties, but he's not a small landlord." The tenant pointed to a building behind him and said, "Look at this building, it's all his! That one too! He's so young and does nothing. He just wears slippers every day and carries a bunch of keys to collect rent. His degree from XX University is a waste! I heard that he received scholarships every year in school, but after graduation, he didn't look for a job or go to graduate school, and just came home to collect rent!"
Lin Qingyu was slightly stunned. He didn't expect that this young landlord was his junior.
Their university is one of the top universities in the country with many talented people in various fields, but this is the first time he has seen a junior student in the rental collection industry.
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