Chapter 997 Veteran
Xu Da tried to recall the last time he wet the bed, but he had no recollection of it.
He displayed exceptional abilities and extreme self-discipline from a young age.
"Three years old, I guess."
It's not shameful for a three-year-old to wet the bed; every child grows up like that, so there's no need to laugh at him.
After Xu Da finished speaking, he looked smug. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that his mother, Madam Xu, had raised the feather duster again.
In that brief moment of distraction, Xu Da received a slap on the buttocks.
"Don't try to glorify yourself; the last time you wet the bed was when you were seven!"
At seven years old, a boy is already halfway through his life, and bedwetting is still a rather embarrassing thing.
Xu Da, of course, denied it, stubbornly insisting, "Impossible!"
"Let me help you remember..."
Madam Xu listed the time, place, and people involved, and also mentioned several key witnesses, which Xu Dalai could not deny.
The atmosphere was harmonious, and everyone except Xu Da was very satisfied.
The bridal chamber was a mess, and Wuya felt quite embarrassed. Her mind was blank at that moment, with only one thought in mind: she must not let Xu Da take the booklet away.
What she didn't expect was that Xu Da would actually steal it.
The two of them played house with the little child, roughhousing and playing around in the bridal chamber.
According to custom, Madam Xu, the mother-in-law, brought Lin Yuesha and the others to make a ruckus in the bridal chamber, but ended up cleaning up the mess left by the couple.
Uya took the broom, but Madam Xu snatched it away, saying, "You are the bride, today is your big day, you can't do any work."
There is a folk saying that if the bride is made to do chores on her wedding night, it is considered bad luck, as it foretells that she will be destined for a life of toil in her next life.
In the past, Madam Xu was the least likely person to believe rumors, but now she couldn't help but take it to heart.
In her opinion, Uya was unlucky; she had to choose her son.
After Madam Xu finished speaking, she handed the broom to Xu Da and then said in a different tone, coldly, "Look at the mess you're making, hurry up and clean it up!"
Xu Da was unhappy; how could his mother be so biased!
He spoke gently and kindly to Uya, but was impatient with his own son.
Xu Da felt a sense of panic that he was about to be outdone by Wu Ya, and he protested, "Mother, today is also my big day, I can't do any work."
"Okay, Mom will do it."
Madam Xu took a deep breath. The timing wasn't right; she couldn't be ruthless tonight.
Xu Da was overjoyed, thinking he had won back the game. He thought to himself, "She's still my mother after all. She was just putting on an act for Wuya. Deep down, she still loves her son."
In Yingcheng, Madam Xu did not bring any maids or servants with her, and she resolutely refused Lin Yuesha's help, redecorating the bridal chamber by herself.
For some reason, Xu Da always felt a sense of unease when he entered the room again, but he couldn't quite put his finger on what was wrong.
"To avoid putting you two at ease, we'll just take a quick look. It's getting late, so you should get some rest."
Madam Xu went out first, followed closely by Lin Yuesha. She said, "Aunt Xu, my cousin just got married, you need to give him some time to adjust."
Unrelenting suppression might have caused Xu Da to develop a rebellious mentality.
“Yue Sha, you are a kind-hearted girl who values family, but someone like Gouzi needs to be taught a lesson before he learns to be unreasonable.”
This isn't the first or second time; they just leave without saying goodbye, showing absolutely no sense of responsibility.
Madam Xu had her reasons for everything she did. Xu Da doesn't understand now, but he will in the future.
The son must be disciplined, otherwise he'll be climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles if he's not beaten for three days.
Xu Da thought she had simply tidied up the house; how could that be?
After walking a dozen steps from the courtyard gate, Madam Xu stopped.
"Let's wait about fifteen minutes, that should be about right."
Madam Xu remained calm and composed, her mind completely at ease.
Meanwhile, Xu Da and Wu Ya drank a toast together, and emboldened by the alcohol, Xu Da carried Wu Ya to bed.
Although he was past the age of twenty, he had no experience in this kind of thing.
Despite his shyness, Xu Da didn't want Wu Ya to realize he was a novice; he wanted to appear experienced.
The book says that picking up the bride, throwing her onto the bed, and then pressing her down creates an indescribable sense of dominance, which women find irresistible.
"My wife, on our wedding night, I will take you to explore the ultimate pleasures of the world."
With the actions in place and a flirtatious remark added, Xu Da was making Wuya feel, from multiple perspectives, that he was a dashing and debonair young man.
The ultimate bliss on earth, tsk tsk, that sounds quite ambiguous.
Xu Da was very satisfied with his performance, and then he gave Wuya a big kiss on the cheek.
"Husband, have you forgotten something?"
Uya was already incredibly shy, and she still had to remind Xu Da.
After reading the booklet, Uya remembered the steps in it, and the first thing she did was take off her clothes.
However, she and Xu Da, dressed in heavy wedding attire, stared at each other in disbelief.
Wait a minute, there seems to be a bit of something transparent at the corner of Xu Da's mouth. What is that? Saliva!
Upon receiving the alert signal, Xu Da felt a sense of panic. Had Wu Ya figured something out and started giving him pointers instead? No, he had to take the initiative!
He rolled around on the bed with Wuya in his arms, and just as Xu Da was about to take off his clothes and show off his muscles, there was a snapping sound.
Xu Da was caught off guard and rolled off the bed to the floor.
Inside the room, there was a deathly silence.
Hearing the noise, Madam Xu said with satisfaction, "Alright, let's go back!"
Inside the room, Xu Da sat up from the floor. The floor of the bridal chamber was covered with a soft carpet. He didn't bump into anything, but he was still startled.
His wedding day was exceptionally difficult from the morning onwards. Just as he was about to go to sleep, another incident occurred.
It was his fault; he shouldn't have gone against his mother.
"What's wrong?"
Uya was stunned and had no idea what had happened. Xu Da had used too much force, and then the bed collapsed.
On their wedding night, the couple worked together to repair the bed.
"As you can see."
Xu Da, holding a hammer, tapped and banged on the bed, then asked hesitantly, "Is it because you're too heavy that you broke the bed?"
Seeing Xu Da's evasive gaze, Wu Ya said with certainty, "Husband, you're not getting any younger. I've heard that men in the capital have maids by their side as young as thirteen or fourteen. You're not ignorant about such matters, are you?"
Uya was having a hard time suppressing her laughter, but she didn't want to put pressure on Xu Da.
"Who said that?"
Xu Da panicked and boasted, "How could that be? Not to mention brothels, I've even been to Wenjun Tower, the number one male prostitute in the capital!"
As for those two visits, Xu Da was exhausted. On his wedding night, he decided to say something positive.
It was an insult to Xu Da to suspect him of having problems in this regard.
After the bed is fixed, Xu Da will show Wuya his power.
So, the next morning, Madam Xu did not see Xu Da at the dinner table; only Wu Ya came to pay her respects and offer tea.
Seeing this, Madam Xu did not ask any further questions.
Her son suddenly started eating meat after twenty-odd years and probably doesn't know how to control himself, so I'll bring him some nourishing soup later.
Madam Xu was more worried about Wuya. Seeing that Wuya's face was rosy, she was afraid that her daughter-in-law would be shy, so she held back what she wanted to say.
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