Chapter 96 Dad Eats Shit



"I'm so beautiful!"

Ye Qing made her hair into a bun and put a hair flower on it. The little girl looked at herself in the mirror and twisted her butt, looking very vain.

"Grandpa, do you think I'm good-looking?"

Xiang Ru ran up to Xiang Zhong, looking so adorable as she shook her head.

"Beautiful! My eldest granddaughter is the most beautiful!"

Xiang Zhong wanted to touch her head out of habit, but she immediately dodged him.

"You can't touch it. What if my hair gets messed up?"

"Hahaha, okay, Grandpa won't touch me, I won't touch me."

"I'm going to show it to grandma!"

After the little girl finished speaking, she happily ran to the yard.

"Grandma! Do you think I'm pretty?"

Lin Cuixin turned around in surprise, "Oh my! Whose granddaughter is this! Why is she so pretty?"

“Hehehe~”

Grandma's exaggerated praise greatly satisfied her vain heart, and she stood there giggling.

"Second Aunt made me a hair flower and did my hair. Second Aunt is the best! I like Second Aunt the most!"

Now Ye Qing must be ranked number one in her heart, no one can compare to him.

"Then go back to the house and find your second aunt. Go outside to dry the sun. Grandma will stew some meat for you later."

"Grandma, I don't eat shit!"

Xiang Ru recovered and then smelled the stench coming from the big basin. She covered her nose and backed away.

"You little girl, what the hell is shit? Grandma will wash it and cook it and it will smell just as good!"

"You're lying. I don't want to eat it! It stinks, it stinks!"

The little girl thought her grandma was lying to her. It smelled as bad as the shit in the toilet!

"Okay, okay, if you don't want to eat it, just wait for the bone soup tonight."

Lin Cuixin was also at a loss whether to laugh or cry. If she didn't want to eat, then she didn't have to. No one forced her to eat.

"Second Aunt can't eat it either!"

"The mouth is on your second aunt, what can you do about it?"

"Second Auntie definitely doesn't eat shit!"

Second Aunt smells so good, how could she eat shit?

Ye Qing, who had just come behind her:...You are right, your second aunt really doesn't eat shit.

"You're not allowed to eat this and you're not allowed to eat that, so who do you think can eat it?"

Lin Cuixin also wanted to tease her. She wanted to see who could eat shit in this girl's heart.

Xiang Ru was a little confused. After thinking for a long time, she said, "Dad and Second Uncle can eat it!"

"Why?"

Ye Qing asked her while trying to hold back his laughter.

Xiang Ru tilted her head and replied seriously, "Because my father and second uncle have eaten it!"

Ye Qing:???

"Don't listen to her nonsense. Your eldest brother and Changlin were carrying manure before, and it was stinking. She smelled it and said that the two of them went to eat shit."

Seeing Ye Qing’s shocked expression, Lin Cuixin hurriedly explained.

"I've told them so many times but they won't change. They're determined to eat shit."

Ye Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I won't say it when I grow up and know what's good for me."

"You two should hurry back to the house. It's sunny outside."

"Okay, Xiaoru, let's go back to the house and play."

It’s better to take this girl into the house, otherwise who knows what she will say.

Among the pig offal, pig intestines are the most troublesome to handle. Lin Cuixin spent a lot of time soaking the pig liver and lungs in water until the blood was almost soaked out. She washed them all and put them all in the pot. Then she added scallions and ginger to remove the fishy smell and started blanching them. When she put them in the pot again to stew them, the fragrance gradually began to waft out as soon as the water boiled.

The neighbors were so greedy when they smelled the aroma of meat coming from not far away! The Xiang family is no longer the same as before. The son and daughter-in-law eat rations and live a better life than the captain's family. Every time they come back, they can bring some delicious food home, which makes the adults and children cry with greed.

"Mom, is the large intestine almost ready?"

Ye Qing came out of the house counting the time. Lin Cuixin smiled and said, "It's almost time. Wait another ten minutes. Are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry. Let's take out two large intestines and stir-fry them with some chili peppers. I want to eat stir-fried ones."

"Can you fry? I've never done it before."

If my daughter-in-law wants to eat, I have to satisfy her, for fear that I won’t cook well and ruin it.

"I can. You take it out first, and I'll fry it when the pan is ready. You can also taste my cooking skills."

"Okay! Then I'll get it out for you right away."

Ten minutes later, everything was out of the pot. Ye Qing cut the cooled pig intestines into small pieces and also cut some onions, ginger, garlic and chili peppers.

"Mom, please go out first, or we'll choke if they stir-fry."

It is inconvenient without a range hood, so she usually cooks dishes with chili in the space.

"Okay, then you do it."

Lin Cuixin smiled and walked out.

"What a nice smell! I smell meat!"

After work, Xiang Chunling smelled meat before she even entered the house, and excitedly talked about it with her brother and sister-in-law beside her.

"Let's go home and eat. I'm hungry."

Xiang Qianjin patted his belly and laughed out loud. When he thought about having meat to eat when he got home, he felt that all the effort he had put in in the morning was worth it!

As soon as Xiang Ru heard that her parents were back, she ran out excitedly with her short legs.

“Dad, Mom!”

"Oh, girl!"

He reached out his hand and picked her up.

Xiang Ru blinked her cute big eyes and looked at him expectantly. Xiang Qianjin grinned and leaned over to kiss her little face as usual.

"Have you been obedient at home?"

"Daddy stinks, don't kiss me!"

Xiang Ru wiped the place where he kissed with disgust, and her little mouth was pouting so hard that a greasy bottle could be hung on it.

"Hey, you little heartless kid, why didn't you complain about your daddy's stench before? I didn't carry any manure today, so how could it stink?"

Xiang Qianjin couldn't understand what this little brat was thinking.

"Ignore your dad. He's blind. Didn't he see that my daughter has become more beautiful?"

Li Gui'e smiled as she took her daughter over and praised her, "My daughter looks so pretty today. The flower in her hair is so pretty. Was it bought by your second aunt?"

Xiang Ru nodded excitedly, "Second Aunt didn't buy it, she made it. Second Aunt is amazing!"

Xiang Qianjin looked at the flower on her little head and realized where he was wrong. He quickly tried to make amends, "Then your second aunt is quite amazing."

But Xiang Ru ignored him. She was excitedly accepting the praise from Xiang Chunling and Xiang Changlin.

Xiang Qianjin touched his nose somewhat awkwardly.

"Wash your hands and eat."

Lin Cuixin called them to eat, and everyone went to fetch water to wash their hands.

Xiang Changlin came to the kitchen and Ye Qing was putting food on the plate.

"I'm back, just in time, the stir-fried pork intestines I made are ready."

Xiang Changlin smelled the fragrant and spicy taste and reached out to pinch it, but Ye Qing slapped him away, "Have you washed your hands?"

"Hey, I'll go right away."

In addition to stir-fried pig intestines, Lin Cuixin also cut a plate of boiled pig offal and mixed it with a few cucumbers. These two dishes alone are almost as delicious as the Chinese New Year.

"Eat quickly, we are all hungry."

After working for a whole morning, everyone would be hungry. As soon as Lin Cuixin spoke, they started eating.

"Daddy eats shit!"

Everyone was eating when Xiang Ru suddenly blurted out this sentence, which almost choked her father to death.

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