Chapter 162 Chapter 162 Go Home Often
Jason and Li Hua complained: "He didn't even ask why Ben was the 'Manserath'."
Li Hua: "Then he didn't ask me why I wasn't a flower fairy. It's normal for children to like cute things."
"I'm not doing this for useless reasons like 'cuteness'. I think this creature has great potential and value."
Damian praised Benjamin.
"These creatures, if adequately trained, can become very powerful weapons."
Even in the Assassin's League, such creatures would not be considered "useless" and cleared out.
Benjamin: "They are not weapons, they are not objects, they are not 'those creatures'. They are my children."
He now somewhat understood why Azmis had been so angry when the Omnitrix was called a "weapon."
Damian couldn't figure out whether Benjamin's last sentence was a metaphor or a statement. After all, people who keep pets sometimes call their pets "baby."
But Benjamin appeared in two completely different life forms. Damian didn't even know whether Benjamin was human or not, so naturally he had no way of knowing which one Benjamin meant.
So Damian chose to ask his biological father: "Were these cubs raised by you?"
"They are not my men, this is not the League of Assassins, we are all equals." Batman said, "Including the baby in your arms."
Damian looked down at the blue cub in his arms. No matter how he looked at it, he didn't look human. "Something like a man-bat?"
Batman: "No, it's a natural product."
Li Hua quickly typed on his phone to report on the battle situation on the front line, adding: "It is a natural product of alien species."
It would have been fine if they hadn't mentioned it was an alien species, but once they did, the child's eyes lit up even more, and he muttered, "No wonder... I always said Earth species couldn't naturally evolve these strange abilities!"
Alien species, species that humans have known but cannot contact, how can we not be curious about this?
After praising the cub, Damian cast an even more curious gaze at Benjamin.
The love story between a magical plant native to Earth and an alien moth...The universe is still too vast.
Benjamin: ...Why does this kid's eyes make me feel creepy?
"We should get back to the Batcave."
After saying that, Batman silently glared at Superman who was watching the show in the corner.
Clark, you may watch the show, but could you please control your expression?
.......
Jason sighed to the three people rushing back to the living room, "They just left like that? What a shame, I was kind of falling in love with that guy."
Li Hua: "Really? I don't believe it."
Jason flashed a toothy grin, a smile that seemed to show his face, "Of course it's fake. Don't tell Bruce I said that. What if he leaves that kid to me?"
Benjamin was holding a child. "He looks tougher than I was when I was little. He even mentioned the word 'weapon' to such adorable children."
Li Hua shook his head. "That's because you've been taking care of the kids, so you haven't seen him in person very often. If you've been around him up close and for a long time like we have, you'll realize—you weren't guilty of such a thing as a child."
At least Benjamin wasn't obsessed with killing people when he was little.
"That's how the League of Assassins raise their kids. He might even be the least crazy of the Aug family," Jason said. "Wow, I'm suddenly looking forward to going home this weekend."
Li Hua: "You want to go back and watch your father have fun, right?"
Jason smiled broadly: "How can you say that? That's my home. I'm homesick and I'm going back to see what's going on."
Li Hua flipped over his phone and displayed the chat history between Dick and Tim: "What a coincidence, you two brothers said the same thing."
"This is the tacit understanding of family." Jason took out his phone and started typing. "I have to tell Ah Fu that if this kid makes him angry, he must tell me. I will go to the battlefield with the latest belt and a brother's love."
According to the situation of the Assassin's League, Damian is definitely not a quiet kid. Even Tim, who has the best temper, and Dick, who has taken care of children, couldn't stand the experience of being the youngest brother in just two days.
Jason didn't go back because he knew his temper very well. Going back at this time would really be because he felt that his blood pressure was too healthy.
He would rather have fourteen Nakfuji cubs here than one Augu cub.
Leading a Nakfuji cub is simply a physical and technical job that consumes physical strength and magicka. Leading an Aug cub consumes health bars, hairline, and healthy blood pressure.
It turns out that the three Robins' assumptions were correct.
It hadn't been 24 hours since Damian got home, but according to the battle reports from the front line sent by Alfred, he had already had no less than eight conflicts with his father, and all of them were head-on conflicts, breaking the record of "the number of quarrels with parents in one day" set by his three older brothers.
Within 48 hours of Damian arriving at Wayne Manor, he had already fought Bruce no less than five times, also breaking the record of all his brothers.
"What's even better is that he's targeting me for some reason."
On the afternoon of the third day after Damian arrived home, Tim visited Li Hua and his family's apartment in Bludhaven and complained bitterly.
"He somehow slipped out of Wayne Manor and attacked me while I was on night patrol... If I had known, I shouldn't have gone back to check yesterday."
Anyway, school is on vacation, so it’s okay for him not to go back to Wayne House.
Li Hua: "If your brother were born in my hometown, he would definitely be hanged from the beam..."
Benjamin: "Although I can use the Omnitrix to automatically translate within range, I can't translate Classical Chinese. Please tell me something I can understand."
"If this child were mine, I would have hung him up and beaten him to death."
Although Li Hua did not know Damian's performance in Wayne Mansion as well as Jason, he could tell from Bruce's behavior that he was as troublesome as a sea urchin, such as deliberately switching from offline to online testing and temporarily not going back to Wayne Mansion with Benjamin.
Jason: "Physical punishment alone is useless against a kid from the League of Assassins. Considering they have the Pool of Immortality, he might have been beaten to near death and resurrected."
Li Hua:........
He used to think that superhero families were full of martial virtues, but now it seems that super villain families are also full of martial virtues.
Is it a problem of the universe or a characteristic of the industry?
Benjamin: "Then you said before that you would rush back with the belt and brother's love?"
"Beating him up is useless, but it makes me feel better," Jason said. "I'll tell Alfred tomorrow... no, tonight. Tim and I will go back to the manor for dinner tonight."
Bruce had had enough of Damian's fun, and Jason couldn't just sit back and watch that brat bully the family. It was time for his rebellious youngest brother to experience some tough love from his older brother.
Jason's speed was amazing. An hour after sending the text message, he had already returned to Wayne Manor with Tim on a motorcycle.
As soon as I reached the door of Wayne's house, it was Damian who opened the door.
From the expression of the old butler who was rushing over, Jason judged that this was not a common occurrence.
As expected, Damian looked behind Jason for a long time and saw that only Tim was there. His face immediately fell. "Why are there only two of you?"
If Dick could hear these words, he would be very touched. It was worth it that he spent all his free time before Batman came back, staring at the attacks of the Augus and trying to appease them.
However, Damian's next words shattered everyone's illusion: "Where is the Ice Ghost cub?"
Damian was obviously looking forward to Jason's arrival, so Alfred, who was also looking forward to a harmonious family relationship, said: "........"
Tim was extremely relieved that Damian was finally going to have a good brotherly relationship: "......"
Jason, who knew nothing but once again felt his younger brother's double standards, said: "......"
Bruce was hiding on the second floor, quietly observing the children's meeting, ready to intervene immediately if a serious dispute broke out: "......"
Just to explain why Damian is so nice to Benjamin, it turns out he has a crush on his son!
They are my biological children, absolutely my biological children.
Jason thought.
Look at how determined this couple is to get someone else's child. This is not Bruce's biological child, so he will cut the brand new belt he brought into small pieces and make it into a stew.
Damian was very dissatisfied when his wait was in vain: "Didn't you say you were taking care of them? Why did you come back alone?"
Jason: "Perhaps you have a misunderstanding of a normal family environment, but we won't let babies appear in dangerous areas. Thanks to your various raids at home these past few days, Li Hua, Ben, and the Ice Ghost cubs will not come to the Wayne Mansion until they are sure that you are not a fatal threat to any life form that enters this house."
What if Li Hua and Benjamin were slashed on the neck by Damian? They weren't particularly good at physical techniques, so they couldn't always be fully armed and on guard against the assassin's attack.
"What do you mean by 'lethal threat'?" Damian asked. "Are you referring to my sparring with my father, or my testing of this fellow? That's far from being a 'lethal threat'."
Tim: "You tried to kick me downstairs while I was on night patrol!"
"Are you dead then?" Damian scoffed. "If that's what you call a lethal threat, then you might as well let me be Robin. I'll inherit the title sooner or later anyway."
He hadn't used any hot weapons in these bouts, and he hadn't even used cold weapons much. No one was dying, not even a broken bone. How could this be considered a lethal threat?
Compared to the birthday duel he had with his mother, where he was firing double guns, he was very gentle towards his new family members.
Looking at the child's face that showed no remorse at all, Jason began to feel a headache, and his conscience began to make its presence felt.
If he had known this, he would not have stayed away from home for a few days. How did Bruce survive these days?
Jason rolled up his sleeves.
It's time for the younger brothers to experience the strict love of their older brothers!
......
"Jason said the situation over there is a bit tricky and he will be back in a while." Li Hua helplessly relayed the content of the text message to Benjamin.
"Well, that's going to be boring for a long time," Benjamin said. "So where are we going to have fun next?"
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