Chapter 66 Chapter 66 People sit in the manor, and the results come from the sky...
"Don't be sad." Li Hua put on her skirt, patted Benjamin's shoulder as he sat on his bed in his room with his hands folded against his forehead, and sat down next to him. "Look, you're not the only one wearing a skirt now. Does it make you feel better?"
"Thank you, Li Hua. You are truly my good brother."
Benjamin said with emotion.
"But I'm not really depressed about wearing a skirt... although I am a little depressed, after all, it's not the first time I've appeared in a skirt at the Wayne Mansion. Moreover, three of the five people in this room have transformed into magical boys, and one of the remaining two tried to transform into a magical boy but failed because he couldn't activate his staff. With such a high concentration of magical boys, I've become somewhat accepting of the act of wearing cute skirts.
After putting on the skirt, Benjamin did not choose to accelerate the consumption of magic power by fighting like Jason did.
In his words, being ambushed for wearing a skirt was already miserable enough, because if someone beat him up, wouldn't that be even more miserable? What's more, he had just been beaten up by Bruce, and he really didn't want to suffer any more today.
So he chose to do nothing, just sitting in his guest room quietly wearing the skirt and waiting for his magic power to run out. As a result, he sat there until after dinner, and the skirt on his body was still motionless.
"No, you'd better..." Jason was about to say forget it, but swallowed the politically incorrect words on the tip of his tongue. "It's okay. You're a mother anyway. Even if you say you identify as gender fluid someday, it won't be considered transgender. It'll be considered nonfiction."
Li Hua: "What are you worried about? Just say it. Anyway, with the current situation in Europe and America, the three of us can stack up our buffs to great effect."
It can be said that gender, family, mixed ethnicity, etc. are all stacked up, providing 360-degree, all-round, three-dimensional defense without blind spots.
There are too many BUFFs in their team.
At the beginning, they tried to use more rigorous terms as their gender aliases, but later they just didn't care and used whatever word came to their mind at the time, as long as there was a reasonable argument, or it didn't matter as long as it was interesting.
Anyway, given the strange situation of their team and that strange BUG wand, an explanation can be found no matter what gender denomination is used.
Take Benjamin for example. It is difficult to find a human being on earth with more BUFFs than Benjamin.
Fluid gender, fluid species, psychologically male, biologically male most of the time but sometimes bisexual, raising 14 children alone in what should technically be considered a two-parent family, but in reality, only one parent, so perhaps a single parent, de facto human-Ano hybrid, but biologically pure human, who could become a purebred Ano after completing a special ritual, and whose sexual orientation, despite being bisexual, is female, which could be interpreted as homosexuality...
"Whatever." Benjamin had now lost all his strength and ability. He leaned against the bed as if he had burned out. "I have to send the children to heaven later. I don't know if this magic will affect the use of the Omnitrix."
Although Benjamin loves his children very much, he really doesn't want to repeat the process of "falling asleep - being pressed down by the children to the point of suffocation - carefully moving the children away - falling asleep - being woken up by the pressure".
Number 666's voice came from the small communicator clipped to Li Hua's collar: "I can't say anything about other magic, but the one you have is a casual clothing plus buff spell, so I don't think it will conflict with the use of the Omnitrix. Your usual changing of clothes doesn't affect your ability to use it, right?"
"Thank you. This is the best news I've heard today." Benjamin stood up and passed the scoop net beside the bed to Li Hua and Jason. "Okay, we've been talking for so long. The children should be hiding. I'll go see them off after they finish playing hide-and-seek."
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The world is changing rapidly, and people never know which will come first, tomorrow or an accident.
At this moment, the passengers on a certain crashing plane might have a deeper understanding of this sentence. Some of them screamed for help in their native language, some clutched their phones tightly, trying to send out their final words, and some curled up as tightly as possible, closing their eyes in despair...
But before they could fully understand this sentence in their lifetime, they felt that the feeling of weightlessness brought by the falling plane gradually disappeared, and the plane with the exploded engine actually flew up so steadily and slowly flew towards a piece of wasteland large enough to stop the plane.
At this time, some sharp-eyed people noticed that the engine on the wing that was originally emitting black smoke was no longer emitting flames, but was covered with a layer of fine white frost. Combined with the fact that the plane was flying and slowly descending, they quickly guessed the reason.
"Superman! Superman is here to save us!"
As soon as the plane came to a complete stop, the people who had escaped death had no time to open the cabin door and say thank you to their savior, but this time "Superman" did not make a brief stop as usual to comfort the panicked crowd with his posture and words. They only had time to see a green shadow flying into the sky at an extremely fast speed from the bottom of the plane, and then disappearing into the night sky.
"...Wait, green light?" Someone in the crowd noticed something was wrong. "Where does the green come from on Superman? That should be Green Lantern, right?"
"But I didn't see any green energy when I used the green light just now."
"Could it be Superman?" someone said after checking their phone. "Superman is dealing with troublemakers in Metropolis, and he's wearing his regular uniform. Even if he could get here in time, he wouldn't have to change clothes."
"Maybe it was Green Lantern. Maybe he just used a small energy shield to support the belly of the plane?"
"But Green Lantern seems to be a little brighter."
After escaping death, the lingering hormones in their bodies put everyone into a brief state of excitement. In addition, there was really nothing specific to do while waiting for rescue in this wasteland, so they found a problem that they might not pay attention to under normal circumstances and talked about it at length, and wonderful ideas came one after another.
"Why think so much? Just thank whoever you want first." Just as everyone was arguing, with no one convincing the other, the captain, who had been squatting nearby and smoking fiercely, spoke up. "Let's not even mention how familiar Superman and Green Lantern are. Even if it wasn't those two, most superheroes know each other. If we thank the wrong person, they'll definitely help us pass it on to the right one. So, wouldn't rounding it off mean we didn't thank the wrong person?"
"That makes sense. I'll go online and thank Green Lantern right now!"
"Then I'll go thank Superman! I think it was Superman, but the yellow and blue were mixed together so I misjudged the colors."
"If that's what you're saying, I'll go thank Wonder Woman. Maybe she just changed her clothes."
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Somewhere, a speeding light rail derailed and rushed down the bridge towards the crowd. "Anyone is fine, help—"
Before they could even finish their cry for help, they discovered that the derailed train was being steadily held in mid-air by a nimble green figure, and then slowly placed on the ground.
That figure seemed so tiny compared to the huge train, but at that moment, it looked so magnificent to the people present.
Even if the figure fluttering in the air was not wearing a bright red cape, but a green and white lace skirt.
"Mom, why is Superman wearing a skirt? Is he also transgender like the teacher at school said?"
"Mom doesn't know either..."
The child's mother didn't know why "Superman" was wearing a magical girl dress, but Benjamin knew.
All this is because the transformation effect of the BUG magic wand has not been cancelled. Not only has it not cancelled, but it has directly put Benjamin in Kryptonian form into a magical girl costume, and it also happens to cover the dial of the Omnitrix.
In order to avoid any problems caused by blindly operating the Omnitrix, Benjamin had to simply wait for the Omnitrix to finish transforming, and simply took this opportunity to fly around the earth a few more times, ready to see if he could help anyone in this short time.
Of course, he reported these things to Batman in advance, and Batman said it was okay, but told Benjamin it would be better not to go to Metropolis.
When it comes to Superman's enemies, the world has only one stone, and Metropolis Luthor has eight of them.
If Benjamin went there as a Kryptonian, Luthor would have plenty of technology and means to plot against him.
If it were a normal time, Benjamin could go to Metropolis to find Superman to learn how to master the power in Kryptonian form, but now Superman is dealing with the Poltergeist, a creature from a higher dimension, and he is temporarily unable to spare the time.
Benjamin, who had something to do, happily agreed, but it turned out that he really encountered several emergencies. The previous times, he could still be an anonymous person who did good deeds without leaving his name, but this time there were too many people around and he could not hide at all.
Benjamin is now glad that he had taken into consideration the fact that he was now wearing Superman's face. In order to prevent Superman from being shot innocently, Benjamin put a domino mask prepared by Batman on his face when he came out.
It was a good thing he did, because Benjamin was sure that someone was taking pictures when he lifted the light rail.
"That's not Superman." Soon, the people under the bridge noticed the problem, "That looks like a young man."
"That's right, I'm not Superman." After putting down the train, the boy turned to the crowd, revealing his young face which could not be concealed even with the green domino mask, trying to prove with his words, actions and appearance that he was not Superman.
This is to ensure that his action will not cause Superman's reputation to be overshadowed by the mysterious green skirt for some time to come.
"Who are you then?"
Under normal circumstances, Benjamin, after saving someone, would definitely not mind leaving his name "BEN 10" in a cool way, but now——
Benjamin looked down at his fluttering skirt and declared forcefully:
"I'm a magic boy!"
Li Hua, my good brother, please accept this record I give you!
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