Mary Sue, Transform!

Jiang Jinyue suffers from severe touch PTSD. Due to a childhood kidnapping experience, he experiences difficulty breathing and trembling whenever he touches someone. He is always paranoid, hiding himself with thick bangs, large glasses, and a mask, remaining a marginalized figure at school. No one wants to befriend him, and classmates gossip about him being crazy behind his back.

Jiang Jinyue thought his life would be wasted like this, but during the summer after the college entrance exam, tremendous changes occurred. First, his back inexplicably became itchy, and many hospitals couldn't find the cause. Then, Lu Qingmian, the famous campus heartthrob, moved upstairs to his building. Jiang Jinyue accidentally caught the gentle and humble "campus heartthrob" smoking and fighting, covered in hostility.

One late night, as he sat by the window contemplating life, he heard a loud crash upstairs. Lu Qingmian fell from a high altitude, his cold eyes meeting Jiang Jinyue's, who was sitting by the window. Jiang Jinyue lived on the twelfth floor, and Lu Qingmian on the thirteenth; falling from such a height would surely mean Lu Qingmian's death.

Jiang Jinyue's heart raced, and his back itched intensely. Suddenly, a pair of pure white wings broke through his shoulder blades and grew out. He flew out the window and caught the falling Lu Qingmian. A soft, white feather fell into Lu Qingmian's arms. Lu Qingmian's pupils contracted as his eyes reflected Jiang Jinyue's beautiful face and the beating wings behind him. At the same time, a voice echoed in Jiang Jinyue's mind: "Detecting abnormal increase in host's heart rate, detecting source of heart rate acceleration, cheat system successfully bound!" "Hello, host. I am your super invincible Mary Sue cheat system." "This time, a random Mary Sue event has been drawn: The inescapable Angel."

That night, Jiang Jinyue saved Lu Qingmian and gained a cheat system. This cheat system was quite perverse: whenever Jiang Jinyue's heart rate accelerated near Lu Qingmian, the system would randomly draw a sample from its vast Mary Sue event library as his cheat, lasting for one month. Jiang Jinyue's life began to descend into chaos: angels, werewolves, vampires, mermaids... the super invincible Mary Sue cheat system never missed an instant of his accelerated heartbeat, even creating "pink bubbles" when he and Lu Qingmian were alone.

One day, while secretly touching his newly grown vampire fangs, Jiang Jinyue searched online for where to buy human plasma. Lu Qingmian put down his book and sat next to Jiang Jinyue, unbuttoning his collar to reveal his clean, handsome neck. "Want a bite?" Jiang Jinyue: Absolutely not bowing to evil forces! ... *chomp!*