Chapter 135 The Little Monkey and His Braised Pork Boss



After the meal.

Chu Yiming expressed his intention to go to the brothel alone that night.

If he went alone, the guards probably wouldn't stop him.

It was his oversight during the day; he had two young children with him, so of course they wouldn't let him in.

Su Hanjiang wouldn't point them in the wrong place; there must be some hidden reason behind it.

It's definitely not an option to investigate without doing it myself.

Ji Kongmeng said, "Senior brother, there's no need to worry. The guard has already told us the time for our appointment."

Chu Yiming was still puzzled. He recalled all the details but still couldn't figure out when the guard had mentioned the agreed time.

Ye Wan had a flash of inspiration, and her eyes shone with wisdom:

"Yes, I know! We'll go around midnight!"

Ji Kongmeng was somewhat surprised, clearly not expecting Ye Wan to guess correctly, but still nodded approvingly and said, "Yes, Senior Sister is right."

Chu Yiming was taken aback: "How did you know, Junior Sister?"

Ye Wan was also taken aback, and asked with great confusion:

"Hey? Senior brother, haven't you read 'The Little Monkey and His Braised Pork Boss'?"

When the little monkey became an apprentice, his master, the Pilates Patriarch, tapped him on the head three times, telling him to go find him at midnight.

Then, the Pilates master taught the little monkey all sorts of skills.

There are two main ones: yoga and Balala the Fairies' 72 Transformations!

Ji Kongmeng: "..."

Chu Yiming: "..."

What is all this?!

He shouldn't have asked.

Chu Yiming slapped his forehead in frustration.

Where do all these strange ideas come from in my junior sister's little head?

He was stupid to actually hope to hear something logical from Ye Wan.

He wasn't good at this, and Ye Wan wasn't.

It must have been a coincidence that I guessed the time correctly.

Chu Yiming said helplessly, "Junior sister, stop fooling around. This is a serious matter, you can't talk nonsense."

Ye Wan pouted, her lips pouting so much they could hang an oil lamp: "Tch, what decent things can you do at a brothel? Go have tea?"

Ji Kongmeng carefully reviewed the story Ye Wan told, but there was one thing she didn't quite understand:

Why is the monkey's boss braised pork?

Ye Wan's attention was instantly diverted.

Humans all have a natural inclination to teach others.

Ye Wan was no exception.

She explained to Ji Kongmeng with a delighted expression:

"This is because eating the boss's flesh can grant immortality, so all the monsters are vying to braise him."

Ji Kongmeng nodded: "Hmm, that makes sense. But don't monsters all eat them raw?"

Ye Wan was stumped; the question was clearly beyond her comprehension.

That's how it's shown on TV; she never thought about why.

Perhaps the monster has bad teeth and needs to be stewed until it's very soft before eating?

Or perhaps the monsters wanted a change of pace?

Ye Wan scratched her head in distress and chuckled twice: "Hehe, I don't know about that."

She's not a monster, so it's normal that she can't understand monsters' thoughts.

Ji Kongmeng smiled and said, "Monsters can be eaten raw, only humans need to be cooked and seasoned. So, Senior Sister, what you're reading is a story about cannibalism."

Ye Wan's eyes widened in disbelief.

Chu Yiming stared at the sky speechlessly, feeling utterly helpless.

These two people, one is foolish and likes to talk nonsense, the other is crazy and likes to scare people.

Ye Wan alone was already difficult enough for him, but Ji Kongmeng's madness was even more deadly, and Chu Yiming simply couldn't handle it.

At this moment, his longing for Su Hanjiang reached its peak.

In the past, when I was traveling, I would miss it and feel awkward.

That grown man is so mushy and pathetic.

But right now I just want to see my master as soon as possible.

Go back as soon as you get what you need.

Go back to your master's side, so he won't have to bear all of this alone.

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late at night.

The night was dark and the wind was high.

Chu Yiming and his two companions returned to the brothel.

Unlike during the day, the brothel guards did not drive them away when they saw them, but instead led the three of them in through the back door.

Upon reaching the second floor, the guard said, "Please come in, gentlemen. I am of lowly status and would not dare to offend the esteemed ones inside."

After saying that, he left immediately.

This humble demeanor is the complete opposite of what he does during the day.

Without any tokens of affection, he simply exchanged a few words and led the three to the backyard.

Aren't you afraid they're here to cause trouble?

Chu Yiming knocked on the door politely.

A lazy voice came from inside the room: "Come in."

After receiving permission, the three of them pushed open the door and entered.

Surprisingly, what entered my nose was a faint aroma of tea, rather than the cloying scent of cosmetics that is usually found in brothels.

And this tea aroma is precisely the Qianyun tea that Su Hanjiang loves to drink the most.

Only after passing through the curtain and entering the inner room did one see the true face of the person inside.

Her eyes, like peach blossoms, naturally possessed a touch of allure.

His long, black hair was simply draped over his shoulders, adding an air of unbridled freedom.

His shirt was wide open, revealing his full chest muscles, which were marked with red marks.

Just looking at it makes one's ears burn and one's face flush.

Ji Kongmeng was the first to react and bowed respectfully: "Senior, the three of us have come on the orders of my master to retrieve something from you."

The man smiled gently:

"No need to be so formal, just call me Sixth Master. It's no fun for kids to be so proper. Make yourself at home here. I'll take you to pick up your things tomorrow."

Ji Kongmeng said, "Sixth Master, isn't that thing with you?"

Sixth Master stood up, and the three of them then realized that he was very tall, a head taller than Chu Yiming.

She has such a figure, yet she has a face that is even more alluring than a woman's.

He approached the three men, looked them over one by one, and nodded in satisfaction.

"It's not with me, but only I can get it. My little Hanjiang is still so mischievous and cute. He wants to teach his disciple but won't say it directly. I have to explain it to him."

Naughty?

cute?

How exactly did he say those two words?

They must know more than one person, right?

Seeing that the three children looked rather unnatural, Sixth Master seemed even happier.

She laughed so hard her body trembled.

"I'm not kidding you anymore. Actually, this trip to the Western Regions was to test you. I happened to be free, so I tricked you into coming here."

However, you don't need to be afraid, I will protect you.

Otherwise, your master will make trouble for me.

Chu Yiming: "..."

Ji Kongmeng: "..."

Ye Wan: "..."

Three consecutive silences.

There's always someone stronger than you, and even Ji Kongmeng didn't know how to respond.

He only didn't want to argue with people when it came to the topic of Su Hanjiang.

Sixth Master and Su Hanjiang must have a very good relationship, as he was even willing to entrust him with tasks such as training disciples.

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