The person who came was a very friendly-looking middle-aged woman. As soon as she saw Yu Youyou, her eyes lit up with a smile.
“Miss Youyou, your timing is perfect. A new batch of storybooks arrived today. I’ve read them, and I’m sure you’ll love them.”
Ye Sisi stood aside, leisurely watching this aunt with the air of a brothel madam. No matter how she looked at her, she seemed like a human trafficker who abducted innocent girls.
The older woman seemed to only just notice Ye Sisi, and asked with feigned surprise, "Miss Youyou, who is this fairy?"
Before Yu Youyou could speak, Ye Sisi said with a smile, "I'm the child's mother..."
Meeting their wide-eyed stares, Ye Sisi calmly continued, "My sister's brother-in-law's second aunt's third daughter."
As this long string of "dedededede" went on, it seemed as if two swirling mosquito coils were burning in the eyes of the naive and sweet little cutie and the fat human trafficker auntie.
This family relationship is so complicated! I couldn't figure out who's older even if I had my brain fried.
While the two were in the wind and forest, Ye Sisi had quietly tampered with the teleportation array that had not yet completely disappeared, and at the same time left Lin Shuangluo's coordinates.
Yu Youyou spoke in confusion, "Sister..."
Before she could finish speaking, Ye Sisi smiled and said to the plump aunt, "Auntie, I've read the storybooks Youyou bought, but unfortunately, she only has 'The President's Wife Runs Away with the Baby' left. So I want to buy a copy of all the others that I haven't read yet."
The plump auntie's lips twitched. What kind of auntie is she? She's clearly in her prime! But seeing how generous Ye Sisi was, and judging from her clothes, she wasn't short of money, so she smiled and said, "No problem, I'll give you a discount. May I ask your surname, young lady?"
The emphasis on the word "elder sister" speaks volumes.
Ye Sisi acted as if she hadn't heard, and said to herself, "Then thank you, auntie. My surname is Li, and my given name is Zuzong."
Auntie...
Yu Youyou…
What is all this nonsense? Could it get any more absurd?
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