At the Star Card official headquarters, Zou Xiaoning placed a poster of Zhang Xie Mingzhe during the All-Stars on his desk, with a line of words written on it: "Please don't make us work overtime all the time."
Zhou Jiayao, the director at the next table, wrote: Directors who often work overtime can get double the year-end bonus.
It was Friday again, and everyone was getting restless in the afternoon. Zou Xiaoning complained quietly, "It's been a week since we reviewed the ten Yan Kings last time, and Xie Mingzhe hasn't made any moves. I have a bad feeling..."
Before the word "feeling" was uttered, a reminder sounded in everyone's ears: 12 cards were submitted to the manual review channel.
The office was suddenly filled with wailing, and everyone stared at Zou Xiaoning.
Zou Xiaoning almost cried: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that!"
Zhou Jiayao waved her hands calmly: "Forget it, working overtime has become a habit. I feel empty inside if I don't work overtime. How about this, I'll treat everyone to afternoon tea, and we'll try to finish his 12 cards this afternoon."
She said this, but she knew in her heart that it was not easy to deal with Xie Mingzhe's 12 cards.
In fact, Xie Mingzhe submitted 13 cards at once, but because the design of "Godspeed" Dai Zong was simple and only had one skill, speed, it was directly approved by the system. The other 12 cards were submitted to the manual channel.
Zhou Jiayao sent Zou Xiaoning downstairs to buy a sumptuous afternoon tea for everyone.
When the review started, no one had any opinions. They just thought Xie Mingzhe had a unique idea and the skill design was very interesting.
When it came to Yan Qing's review, I was overwhelmed for a long time. There were a lot of formulas for data settlement, and I had to do the actual calculations...
When seeing Pan Jinlian, a man complained: "Da Lang drank the medicine, and it even has its own sound effects! The cards designed by Xie Mingzhe are really getting more and more annoying. If Pan Jinlian and Wang Xifeng appear together, one laughing non-stop and the other muttering that Da Lang drank the medicine to poison the opponent, I think the opponent will be driven crazy by him."
Someone nearby echoed: "We suggest a silent mode for teamfights. We can't stand the fact that his cards with built-in sound effects have to recite lines when using skills."
It is quite entertaining to see people criticizing and criticizing at the same time.
When the results came to Sun Erniang...
Zou Xiaoning was eating steamed buns. She went to buy food as instructed by the director. The buns from the newly opened shop downstairs were particularly delicious, so she bought a few baskets of hot buns and brought them back. Everyone looked at her with envy and ate their buns while chatting.
At this moment, Sun Erniang's "Human Meat Bun" skill was magnified on the screen.
The office suddenly fell silent. Everyone stopped chewing and couldn't swallow the buns in their mouths. It looked particularly funny.
Someone from the Cartography Department next door happened to see this scene when they passed by.
All the people in the data department were staring at the big screen with their eyes wide open, with faces filled with shock, as if they had seen a monster.
The scene was somewhat funny. My colleagues from the Cartography Department resisted the urge to take photos and continued to watch.
After a while, Zou Xiaoning was the first to react. He endured the stomach acid and spit out the bun in his mouth. Sounds of coughing, swallowing, and various sighing were also heard beside him.
Zou Xiaoning cried with a sad face, "Human meat bun, why is Xie Mingzhe so perverted!"
She loves eating steamed buns, especially those with meat fillings. Xie Mingzhe, this psychopath, actually designed a skill called "human meat steamed buns". Is he trying to make things difficult for her? Looking at the meat fillings in the steamed buns and thinking of the word "human flesh", she completely lost her appetite.
The colleagues around me all had unhappy faces. The steamed buns that seemed so delicious were now difficult to swallow.
Zhou Jiayao hadn't eaten yet. Looking at everyone's expressions, she rubbed her temples with a headache and said, "Don't eat buns for the next few days. Eat bread or steamed buns without fillings for breakfast instead."
Everyone: “…”
***
At this time, Xie Mingzhe was waiting for the review results at the Nirvana Club.
Since he received the official reply asking him to submit the cards during working hours, he cooperated and submitted them in the afternoon. In order to avoid the trouble of engineers reviewing them one by one, he was very considerate and submitted more than ten cards at a time. He received the results every morning. Xie Mingzhe thought that the official sent emails in the morning, but he didn't expect that they were working overtime overnight.
After chatting with Tang Muzhou for a few words in the evening, he fell asleep happily. In his dream, he dreamed that he was made into a huge meat bun, and a group of people around him were scrambling to eat him, shouting "Bite Xie Mingzhe to death" as they rushed over to eat him.
After waking up in the morning, he touched his nose and felt a little confused. Why did he always feel like he was being cursed and haunted by resentment recently?
Who is cursing him?
Official data analysts have something to say: You bastard not only changed our daily routine, but also affected our breakfast habits!
Xie Mingzhe received an official email at eight o'clock in the morning. Because there was a master to check this time, the data of each skill was checked in detail. After careful verification, the official only made minor adjustments to some basic data, and all skill designs passed.
Xie Mingzhe was extremely excited to have the new card. He grabbed Xiao Ke and went to the arena early in the morning for actual practice.
Xiao Ke has been bullied by everyone these past few days and has made rapid progress. He has become very proficient at using new jokers such as Gongsun Jiuniang and Liancheng.
The two entered the 7V7 mode.
After Qin Xuan, Chen Xiao and Chen Qianlin found out, they all came to the arena to watch the fight.
Xiao Ke took a few losing cards and put the two Yan trump cards in the hidden cards. Xie Mingzhe took five cards, Yan Qing, Hua Rong, Lin Chong, Li Kui, and Song Jiang, and put Pan Jinlian and Sun Erniang in the hidden cards.
This lineup is very fragile, with only Song Jiang as the protector. But Yu Ke's deck is also very fragile, so it's hard to say who will win the battle between the two.
Yu Ke was quite confident. After all, Xie Mingzhe was holding new cards that had just been made, and he was more skilled at handling the cards he held.
He first released the Painted Skin to copy Song Jiang, and withstood a wave of damage. Xie Mingzhe had no choice but to let Yan Qing kill the Painted Skin in seconds. Lin Chong and Hua Rong cooperated, and both guns came out at the same time, and launched a burst of attacks. Li Kui followed and entered the field to cripple the opponent. At this time, Pan Jinlian came out, muttering "Da Lang drank the medicine" while forcibly grabbing Xiao Ke's bloody Gongsun Jiuniang and feeding her a mouthful of poison!
Yu Ke was dumbfounded and wanted to complain: Nima! Calling Dalang regardless of gender and forcing me to take medicine, will it get better?
After Gongsun Jiuniang was poisoned to death, Yu Ke had Qiao Sheng and Lian Cheng work together to cut into the opponent's camp. While Song Jiang's skill was on CD, the Ghost couple teamed up to increase their attack speed and destroyed all of Xie Mingzhe's character cards in one breath!
But just when Xiao Ke was about to let Black Impermanence go to reap the harvest, Sun Erniang suddenly appeared.
She drew a 30×30 meter black shop on the field, and all targets in the black shop suffered a critical hit!
The damage of the Black Shop is effective to both the enemy and us. Once Xiao Ke's long-range turret Gong Sun Jiu Niang died, most of the remaining cards were melee cards, including Hei Wuchang, Qiao Sheng, Lian Cheng, and Nie Xiaoqian, all of which required close combat. As a result, all the cards were circled in the Black Shop, and with one critical hit, they were collectively crippled. Xie Mingzhe's own character card was actually killed instantly by Sun Er Niang!
Yu Ke: “…”
Shit, you're beating me and killing all my teammates at the same time, is that appropriate?
But immediately afterwards, a scene occurred that shattered Yu Ke's worldview.
After Sun Erniang killed her teammates, she instantly made five baskets of human meat buns and threw them at Yu Ke's joker card.
——Critical hit, KO!
Yu Ke: “……………………”
Who am I? Where am I? What kind of weirdo am I competing against?
In addition to Chen Qianlin who had already anticipated the result, Chen Xiao also had a complicated expression and checked the battle records in disbelief.
Yu Ke howled in the ring: "Azhe, what kind of skill is this? I didn't even have time to react when my whole team was wiped out!"
Xie Mingzhe smiled and said, "I just made a new card yesterday, a late-stage BOSS-level team battle card. It is indeed powerful in actual combat. Let me show you."
Yu Ke and Chen Xiao both looked at the card skills he released with curiosity.
After reading it, they both said: "..."
Xie Mingzhe was still explaining, "Xiao Ke, you didn't see it, I just sacrificed my health on purpose, so that all the card skills were almost used up, your cards were disabled, and I was disabled too. At this time, Sun Erniang came out and killed her teammates in seconds, because her teammates had already played their own value, and it didn't matter if they died. Sun Erniang just used the corpses to make buns and then played a burst, clearing the field directly."
It really achieved the effect of clearing the field instantly, and was in no way inferior to the Ghoul and the Dragon King!
Chen Xiao exclaimed, "This card of yours is actually better than the Ghoul. After the Ghoul eats corpses to increase its attack, it can only kill its opponents one by one because it is a single-target harvesting card. Sun Erniang can directly launch a group attack and take away all the opponent's remaining health cards with a wave of critical hits. She can unexpectedly kill teammates in seconds and then explode. This card is really powerful!"
Chen Qianlin said: "It is somewhat similar to the Gu Wang, but the Gu Wang is bred by eating the bloody live Gu worms, while Sun Er Niang is a Death Card that makes dumplings. Both have bursts, but Sun Er Niang is more flexible."
Yu Ke: “…”
He didn't want to listen to the battle analysis of these great gods. He only knew that he had just eaten a meat bun in the morning and his stomach felt a little uncomfortable.
Xie Mingzhe said with a smile: "In fact, there is another way to use it, which is to use Sun Erniang in conjunction with deathrattle cards. For example, Sun Erniang plus powerful deathrattle cards such as Qin Keqing, Guo Jia, and Dou E can not only kill teammates to trigger deathrattle skills, but also use teammates as buns to launch another round of attacks."
Everyone: “…”
You can imagine that Qin Keqing's attempt to cheat makes the opponent hang himself; Dou E tries to cheat again, the opponent is frozen by the flying snow; Guo Jia comes out to sell blood, and the whole group increases the attack after the death; then release Wang Xifeng, hahaha, Pan Jinlian asks Dalang to drink medicine, and Sun Erniang uses the corpse left by the death card to make human meat buns...
The scene was so beautiful that his opponents probably wanted to beat Xie Mingzhe to death.
Chen Xiao suppressed his laughter and said, "When you announce the deck before the team competition begins, be careful that our Nirvana official website will be flooded with comments. I guess a bunch of people will come in and call Ah Zhe a pervert."
Chen Qianlin said seriously: "I will ask Chi Yingying to prepare a few more servers in advance."
Xie Mingzhe: “…”
He is not afraid of being scolded by the navy. He will just pretend to be dead when the time comes. He is thick-skinned anyway.
When you get to the competition field, you can use these new cards to torture your opponents and spectators.