Romance Variety Show (Twenty)
"Everyone is very busy on weekdays and probably doesn't have much time for physical exercise. So today, the program team will create an opportunity for everyone to experience the excitement and pleasure of exercise while exercising. Everyone, please watch later--!"
As Xiao Yuan spoke, the four groups of guests turned their heads and looked behind them.
There was a turquoise sea and a white sandy beach, and not far away was a stretch of sand dunes. The dunes were made of fine sand and were very high. Sliding down from the top would surely be incredibly thrilling.
Xiao Yuan: "In order to let everyone have a great time, the production team specially spent a huge amount of money to contract this beach for a day. So, from now on, this place is ours!"
Everyone was amazed by the generosity of the program crew.
"Is the director so rich and inhumane?! He actually contracted the beach?"
"Then can we play however we want? Can all the entertainment here be enjoyed for free?"
"Of course!" Xiao Yuan told everyone with a smile, "Water skiing, surfing, jet skis...all the entertainment activities here are free to try today. However, you have to wait until the competition is over before you can move around freely."
The guests' eyes lit up at being able to play all the games for free.
"What are you waiting for? Start the competition quickly!" Ji Beibei, who was the most impatient, urged.
The other guests also looked expectant and anxious.
Seeing this, Xiao Yuan said no more and took everyone to the sand sliding venue - the white sand dunes.
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The beach scooter took everyone to the top of the sand dune very quickly.
It's almost June, and the city has already entered early summer. The temperature isn't too hot, but the sun is a bit scorching.
In particular, the sand dunes are surrounded by light-colored fine sand, which is so white that it makes it difficult to open your eyes.
"Has everyone applied sunscreen? If you haven't, apply it quickly. The sun is too strong and it's easy to get sunburned." Xiao Yuan gave a friendly reminder.
We are all people in the entertainment industry, and applying sunscreen is a daily must-do, so we naturally won’t forget it.
Seeing that the guests had taken good care of themselves against the sun, Xiao Yuan began the next process.
"The competition we're about to participate in is called the Couples' Physical Challenge. This round of competition is divided into two parts. The first part is a male and female individual sandboarding competition. Four guests of the same gender will paddle down from the top of the sand dune. The first person to reach the finish line will receive five points. Second place will receive three points, third place will receive two points, and fourth place will receive one point."
"What about the second part?"
Xiao Yuan: "The second part is the couple's double-board sandboarding competition!"
"Double? Double board?"
There are several ways to go sandboarding. The most common method involves sliding down from the top of a dune on a specially made board.
This method is not difficult at all and is very safe for both adults and children.
However, the program team who loves to make trouble did not choose this sand sliding method, but chose another more difficult mode -
Snowboarding.
Ski-style sandboarding, as the name suggests, is to slide on the sand with a ski board.
There are two types of snowboards: double or single. Considering the difficulty of single, the program team finally chose double.
Double-board sandboarding means that a person wears skis on both feet and then slides on the sand with the help of ski poles.
This type of sandboarding is a bit difficult, and many beginners can't master it well, which can lead to a lot of jokes. But the guests are all from the entertainment industry, and their daily work involves some sports, so this type of sandboarding is not difficult for them.
"Isn't it just sandboarding? I'm pretty good at sandboarding, so I can definitely do it too. It's not difficult at all." Si Lin said confidently.
Xiao Yuan glanced at him and gave a meaningful smile.
"Hey everyone, I'm talking about 'double-board' sandboarding."
Si Lin: "Yeah, it's a double board, double... eh? Double??"
"Yes." Xiao Yuan said the cold words with a 37-degree mouth, smiling, "Two people, sharing a double board, sandboarding."
Guests:!!!
Everyone felt like they were struck by lightning.
For sandboarding, shouldn't each person have a pair of boards? How do two people share one board? Does each person have one foot?
"Did the production team make a mistake? For double sandboarding, shouldn't you use two pairs of skis? How can you skate with just one pair of skis?"
"Then it's up to you all to figure it out." Xiao Yuan was cold-blooded and ruthless, completely disregarding the lives of the guests. "In this round of doubles sandboarding, first place will receive ten points. Second place will receive eight points, third place will receive six points, and fourth place will receive four points. Guests, tonight's seafood dinner or bread and butter? It's up to you!"
The program crew was inhumane, and the guests were filled with anger but dared not vent it, and could only accept the competition with tears.
[Hahahaha! Are the production crew trying to make fun of these people? Two people using one pair of skis, how are they supposed to skate?]
[Boys slide, and girls lie on their backs? ]
Even this is incredibly difficult. Can you even ski with two people's weight on one pair of skis?
Amid the discussions among netizens, the coach arranged by the program team appeared.
Although sandboarding is not too dangerous, in order to ensure the safety of the guests, it is still necessary to seek guidance from professionals.
Fortunately, Si Lin and the others had skied before, so the coach was able to master it after a little instruction. Ruan Qi, on the other hand, was the only one who had never skied before.
"Teacher Ruan, you've never skied before? Let the coach give you some good guidance. Although sandboarding is not dangerous, it will hurt if you fall." Xiao Yuan was very concerned about Ruan Qi and wanted to call the coach over.
Xi Jiu spoke first: "No need, I'll teach Xiao Qi."
"Master Xi, can you teach me?" Xiao Yuan hesitated. She didn't know Xi Jiu's skiing skills well. What if Xi Jiu couldn't teach Ruan Qi well and Ruan Qi got into an accident?
Xiao Yuan was not very reassured.
Xi Jiu helped Ruan Qi put on her skateboard and said calmly, "I have ski instructor certifications from AASI and SBINZ."
The sandboarding coach who had just arrived stopped in his tracks when he heard his words and immediately turned around and returned the same way.
Xiao Yuan was also a little surprised.
Since Xi Jiu has a coaching certificate, the program team gave Ruan Qi to him to teach.
And Xi Jiu is indeed a very good coach.
He personally helped Ruan Qi put on her sandboarding equipment, and then took out a set of pink turtle protective gear for her to put on.
Ruan Qi looked at the two soft little turtles on her knees and the big pink turtle tied to her hips, and couldn't help blushing.
"Jiujiu, I can control my balance well, I don't need to wear this."
Xi Jiu disagreed: "Just in case."
"Then there's no need to choose this... cute protective gear." Ruan Qi blushed and pulled the big turtle on her butt. "This is for children. I'll just use normal sports protective gear."
Xi Jiu, who was squatting to tie her shoes, raised his head and glanced at the little turtle on her body with a smile in his eyes.
"This protective gear is perfect for babies, they are all so cute."
Ruan Xiaoqi's face turned even redder.
[Ahhhhh! SoftBo is really suitable for the pink turtle protective gear! Mr. Xi has great taste!]
[Ruanbao is so cute, I really want to steal her home and raise her! ]
[Master Xi: How dare you! Did you see my forty-meter-long sword?]
After putting on all the equipment, Xi Jiu began to teach sandboarding.
Sandboarding is actually similar to skiing. As long as you master the skateboard, you have learned half of sandboarding.
Xi Jiu used concise and clear language to explain the techniques and methods of double-board sandboarding.
Ruan Qi was very intelligent and had practiced martial arts since childhood, so she understood sports very quickly. By the time Xi Jiu finished explaining the theory, she could already figure out how to skate slowly.
"Very good, tuck your legs in a little more. Find your center of gravity and maintain your balance."
Under Xi Jiu's guidance, Ruan Qi quickly mastered the art of sandboarding. In just half an hour, she went from a toddler to a skilled sandboarder who could glide freely.
Everyone was stunned watching Ruan Qi sliding and turning on the sand dunes.
Is Ruan Qi really a beginner?
What kind of athletic talent is this that allows one to skate so well in just half an hour?
There really is a difference in IQ between the God of Learning and these mortals! —
After everyone practiced for about an hour, the official competition was finally about to begin.
"It looks like everyone's pretty much done learning." Xiao Yuan glanced at the group and said with a smile, "Then, let's begin our first round - single-person sandboarding for boys and girls!"
"I'd like to clarify this: if a competitor falls while sandboarding, they'll need to return to the starting point and start over. The race is ten minutes long, and if you don't reach the finish line within the allotted time, you'll receive zero points. Do you understand?"
"ah???"
Everyone looked as if they had been struck by lightning.
"If you fall down midway, you have to go back to the starting point and start over?!"
Xiao Yuan: “Yes.”
"What if I fall right before the finish line? Do I have to go back to the starting point?"
Xiao Yuan: “Of course!”
The guests were all speechless.
"What kind of hellish rule is this? After falling down, you have to go back and slide again!"
We are not experts in sandboarding, so falling down is a common occurrence. We have to go back and ski again, which is a really cruel rule.
The guests looked dissatisfied.
Xiao Yuan smiled and said, "So everyone, in order to avoid rework midway, please treat this competition seriously and carefully!"
The guests who originally had a casual attitude towards the competition suddenly became serious.
In the first round, boys and girls competed in sand skiing alone.
The four male guests came out first.
At Xiao Yuan's shout, Xi Jiu, Shi Susi, Lin Jiang, and Hengda put on their equipment and appeared at the starting line of the sand dunes.
The four female guests stood aside, holding their breath nervously.
"Are the four male guests ready?"
Si Linchong made an OK gesture to Xiao Yuan.
"Okay!" Xiao Yuan raised the small flag in his hand, "Everyone, take your positions, get ready—"
Four boys bent down, holding sandboarding poles.
"start!!!"
The small flag in Xiao Yuan's hand fell.
Everyone saw a flash before their eyes, and four figures rushed out at high speed like arrows.
[Aa ...
[Let me see, let me see! Holy crap! The first one is Master Xi! How come Master Xi is so fast!]
Amidst the surging white sand, a slender figure emerged from among several male guests at an extremely fast speed.
He bent his powerful waist, the veins on his arms were exposed as he gripped the sandboarding poles tightly, and his black eyes were fixed on the finish line, like a cheetah lurking in the desert.
It’s Xi Jiu!
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