I heard that Yi Zhonghai's performance yesterday was very good, but unfortunately I didn't see it.
No rush, that's good, Yi Zhonghai, you've messed with yourself.
Then don't blame MCA for being impolite.
I'll give you another one today.
It's Chinese New Year, and everyone's pretty free at night!
I'm just idling around anyway, I can't spend all my time at home beating my kids and making babies.
Persistence pays off. Ma Hua waited and waited, and finally saw Yi Zhonghai go to the toilet alone.
Just as MCA was preparing to unleash its powerful weapon on Yi Zhonghai,
Unexpectedly, before the MCA could even take action,
Then I saw Little Hero Stick, tiptoeing behind Yi Zhonghai.
Judging from the little hero's furtive behavior, could he be planning to do it again?
MCA silently agreed.
Tsk tsk, Bang Geng is indeed an ingrate, betraying his father since he was a child. How did Qin Huairu raise him?
Such a serious matter, and nobody's going to discipline them?
Tsk tsk, no wonder he grew up to be like that.
For the sake of his own future, he betrayed his parents and everyone else. Wow, that's amazing!
Since the little hero is going to take action, I'll lend you a hand.
When the MCA members waited until the sticky stick lit firecrackers and were about to throw them at Yi Zhonghai's feet...
MCA directly pulled out his own Daxi cannon ammunition belt.
Then they threw it directly next to Bang Geng and Yi Zhonghai.
In fact, Yi Zhonghai had already seen Bang Geng sneaking behind him and was thinking of teaching Bang Geng a lesson later.
After all, Bang Geng is his own son.
When Yi Zhonghai saw Bang Geng and was about to repeat his old trick of throwing firecrackers,
Yi Zhonghai sneered inwardly. "You idiot, you idiot, today I'll teach you a lesson to your own father!"
Let me teach you a lesson, so you'll know the dangers of society.
Last night, if I hadn't been startled by the firecrackers that that little brat Banggeng threw, I would have been in serious trouble.
How could I possibly fall into a cesspool?
Unfortunately, Yi Zhonghai didn't expect that instead of the small firecrackers he expected, he received a large cannon as a gift from the MCA.
The power of that thing... let me put it this way. When I was a kid, I bought it to fry fish.
Thump, thump, thump. Three dull thuds echoed in the cramped toilet, and then Yi Zhonghai fell in with a splash.
Besides Yi Zhonghai, there's also a "bang genk" (a derogatory term for a person with bad luck) involved this time. It's not that the "bang genk" wanted to fall in.
Instead, MCA blocked the retreat of the Koreans with its big guns.
The stags scattered and fled after being blasted by the large cannon, and accidentally ended up in the spot where Yi Zhonghai had been standing.
With another splash, the father and son were finally reunited in the cesspool.
Perhaps this is a special kind of fate.
Just as the two of them were frantically searching around...
The sound of a cannon exploding overhead startled the father and son so much that they immediately hugged each other.
If it weren't for the inconvenient location, it would probably have moved many people. What a heartwarming scene.
When Ma Hua saw this, he thought, "This won't do! Yi Zhonghai used up all the 'golden juice' in the toilet yesterday!"
No, that won't do. Old Yi finally managed to get his son into that situation once; how can we not add something extra?
Thinking of this, Ma Hua simply mixed the pig and cow dung from the system's courtyard together and dumped it into the latrine.
Wow, now Yi Zhonghai and Bang Geng are completely soaked. I just don't know...
Are they both overjoyed?
Upon witnessing this scene, MCA suddenly thought of a saying.
The waterfall plunges three feet down, looking like a dung river falling into a cesspool.
Cow dung and pig dung are the same color, and Zhonghai and the stalks fly together.
Originally, MCA was planning to get some from another toilet, but...
But Yi Zhonghai and Bang Geng are from the same department, so let's just forget about it.
The stench of pig and cow manure is tolerable, but the human stench is just too disgusting.
Ma Hua chuckled as he watched Yi Zhonghai and Bang Geng soaring through a sea of excrement.
Don't rush, there's more to come. Just as Yi Zhonghai and Bang Geng were about to climb out of the latrine,
Attracted by a muffled thud, Yi Zhonghai, clutching the stick, ran quickly towards the outside of the cesspool.
Before Yi Zhonghai could even escape the kill zone, he saw excrement in the latrine, like...
Like a shower of flowers from a celestial maiden, the raindrops fell evenly on Yi Zhonghai and Bang Geng.
In an instant, the two of them were turned into mud and dung figures.
Seeing this, MCA chuckled, relieved that he had stayed far away.
Is this thing really that powerful?
Ma Hua looked blankly at the filth scattered on the ground.
He silently apologized and quickly slipped into the courtyard.
The residents of the courtyard were quickly awakened by the explosion at the entrance of the alley.
The group, who were initially somewhat reluctant, recognized the voice and realized, "Oh, it's that."
That's the voice. Last time Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai were in the cellar...
I only found out about this because of the explosion sound.
Hahaha, more juicy gossip to come! Everyone hastily threw on a coat and then gathered at the entrance of the courtyard house.
Soon, a large group of onlookers arrived, but unfortunately, this time it wasn't what they expected.
They arrived just as the large Western cannon had just exploded.
Well, that's good. From now on, we might as well just rename Courtyard No. 95.
A pile of dung. (I suppose so.)
The onlookers, with nowhere to hide, were caught in this inexplicable rain of excrement.
Not a single one was missed in the watering. MCA remarked from the back of the crowd.
Goodness, is this thing really that damaging??
No, actually it's not very lethal, but extremely insulting!
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