Chapter 336: The God Statue Grocery Store
It's a pity that Yang Xiangwei is not here. If He were here, He would definitely tell him: "You have fallen out of favor!"
Yes, that's right.
Others didn't notice it, but Yang Xiangwei had already discovered that Ming Qi was an invisible furry creature.
Before the fox turned into a human, it could still receive preferential treatment from him. But after it turned into a human, that was no longer the case.
Ming Qi also “quit” being furry for a while.
It’s not that there are no furry creatures in Lanwa Town. It’s just that Mingqi has enjoyed the good quality of fox life, so his taste has become picky, and ordinary furry creatures will not even get close to him.
Therefore, when Hu Ling'er, a furry creature whose appearance was no less than that of a fox in every aspect, appeared, Ming Qi was moved again.
He was relatively restrained in front of the fox.
After leaving Fox Sheng's sight, he took out the bone-eating ants and began to coax Fox Ling'er.
Ming Qi squatted down, handed the bone-eating ant to Hu Ling'er, and coaxed her softly, "Little guy, look at what this is?"
Hu Ling'er's purple gemstone-like eyes suddenly lit up: Ahhhhh... delicious!
The pink nose sniffed gently and a "humming" sound came from the throat, as if asking: Is it for me?
"Of course it's for you, eat it! Your brother used to like it very much..."
As expected, Hu Ling'er did not refuse and started eating happily.
After feeding several of them in a row, Ming Qi made sure that it was full, then he reached out a hand and gently stroked Hu Ling'er's head.
Hu Ling'er squinted her eyes comfortably, enjoying the gentle caress, her tail swaying happily behind her like a swaying white flame.
As Ming Qi caressed her, Hu Ling'er became more relaxed. She simply lay down on the grass with her four paws facing the sky, revealing her soft, snow-white belly. She looked at Ming Qi with sparkling eyes, as if to say, "Come on, little brother, touch me."
The corners of Ming Qi's mouth raised even more, and his hands began to gently caress Hu Ling'er's belly.
Hu Ling'er twisted her body comfortably, purring with satisfaction from her throat, and occasionally licked Ming Qi's hand with her tongue to show affection.
This technique, this action, if Fox was born here, he would definitely recognize it - this is how Ming Qi masturbated him in the past.
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In addition to the land god, the fastest-spreading concept is the door god.
After all, since you can't afford a statue of a god, it's okay to buy a pair of door gods and stick them on the door. Especially for those who have relatives or friends, buying a pair as a gift would be perfect.
Just now, Lu Dou and his wife received a door god sent by their elder sister who married far away. Although they didn't quite understand why their elder sister sent such an inedible and drinkable thing, he still asked his wife to stick it on the door because of his elder sister's kindness.
His wife murmured quietly, buying some candy for the child would be better than this...
Lu Dou didn't say anything.
A few days later, a creepy roar was heard from afar, and a monster as big as a mountain rushed into their village.
This monster was huge, as tall as two or three houses stacked together, and its body was covered with a layer of black and purple scales. Each scale flashed a cold and strange light, like a sharp blade.
Its head was huge and ferocious, and its two blood-red eyes were like two burning blood moons, emitting a bloodthirsty light.
Its mouth was full of sharp fangs, each as thick as an arm. Saliva kept dripping down the fangs and onto the ground, instantly corroding into holes that emitted blue smoke.
Its limbs were strong and powerful, and with every step it took, the ground shook, as if the earth could not bear its weight.
It has a thick tail covered with spikes behind it, which can cut the trees on the roadside in half with one sweep.
It rushed along the way, and wherever it passed, houses collapsed and raised a cloud of dust and debris.
The villagers screamed in terror and ran in all directions. Some hid in their houses, locked the doors and windows tightly, and trembled; some ran out of the village in panic, but were tripped and trampled by the panicked crowd.
Lu Dou's family was at the entrance of the village, and when the monster rushed over, they had no time to escape.
Lu Dou's wife only had time to hug the child, and Lu Dou rushed in front of the mother and child and stood in front of them: "If you want to eat, eat me, don't eat my wife and child--".
The monster raised its huge claws and slammed down towards the house.
At this moment, the door god on the door suddenly flashed a faint golden light. Although the golden light was not dazzling, it seemed to contain infinite power.
The moment the monster's claws touched the golden light, it seemed to be bounced back by an invisible force.
Lu Dou happened to see this scene and was stunned.
When the monster saw that its attack missed, it roared angrily and waved its claws again to attack the gate of their house.
The door god posted on the door suddenly shone brightly, and the dazzling golden light instantly dispelled the surrounding haze.
Then, two figures slowly emerged from the light. They were the door gods Shentu and Yulei.
"Who is this evildoer who dares to cause chaos here?"
Shen Tu shouted loudly, and the iron chain in his hand danced like a spirit snake, instantly wrapping around the claws of the monster.
The iron chain seemed to have life, locking the monster tightly and making it difficult for it to break free.
Yu Lei was not to be outdone. He swung his sword and stabbed the monster with a sharp sword energy.
The monster felt pain and swung its body wildly, trying to break free from Shentu's chains and Yulei's attacks.
Its roar was deafening and made the whole village tremble.
The Lu Dou couple were stunned: What is this? !
Why does it look so much like the little man pasted on their door?
Door God...
Is this a door god? !
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Shentu and Yulei cooperated well, one attacking and one defending, and launched a fierce fight with the monster.
Shentu used iron chains to restrain the monster's movements, while Yulei took the opportunity to find an opportunity to give the monster a fatal blow.
Their figures flickered in the light, and each attack was powerful enough to overwhelm the monsters.
But because they couldn't move too far away from the door, they were gradually restricted in the battle.
The monster quickly noticed this and ran away.
“It ran away!”
"It's no use telling me. We are gate gods and can't run that far."
Yu Die could only retract his weapon in frustration.
Shen Tu turned around and explained to Lu Dou and his wife that they had driven away the monster, but they were door gods and could not leave the door too far, as the monster might come back.
To be on the safe side, they'd better go to Wanhuihui and ask the "Alien Mercenary Group" to come and catch the monster.
After saying this, the two gods returned to the painting on the door, and the golden light faded.
After a while, Lu Dou and his wife came to their senses: Are we saved? !
The villagers rushed over and asked if their family had found some treasure and how they had driven away the monster.
When they heard that it was a painting pasted on the door, some of them still didn't believe it. But once I saw the door god on the door, I had to believe it.
Because someone saw that the door god on the door looked exactly like the "person" they had just seen who drove away the monster.
"Oh my goodness! So this is the door god..." An old lady slapped her thigh and said, "Last time when I went to the market, I heard people talking about door gods. I thought they were something, but it turns out they can drive away monsters. If I had known, I would have invited a pair of them..."
The person in a hurry asked where the "please" was, and he also wanted a treat.
"Wanhuihui God Statue Grocery Store!"
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