Chapter 101 The Troubles of a Cat on Duty No matter where a cat is, it always has to…
Shi Wan looked at another litter of newborn, fluffy rabbits that looked like glutinous rice balls in the livestock area, her hands on her hips, her expression complicated.
At that moment, she wanted to scream to the heavens.
Bunnies, oh bunnies, your reproductive capacity is so high that you'd be the final boss in any post-apocalyptic novel!
This rate of expansion is comparable to the spread of a virus!
After recounting the number of rabbits and replenishing their food and water according to the feeding standards, Shi Wan returned to the main house with "heavy" steps.
In the porch of the main house, there is an area with a separate rabbit cage, where Shi Wan bought the lop-eared rabbit from the system store.
The two lop-eared rabbits, who serve as the little mascots, have always lived here. Every day, they diligently clean their big ears and then huddle together in a fluffy ball.
Shi Wan squatted down in front of them and couldn't help but say, "Little mascots, could you please ask your kind not to reproduce too quickly? Can we control the speed a little?"
The lop-eared rabbit remained silent, only fiddling with its large ears.
Shi Wan opened the cage, took the rabbit out, and touched it. The little rabbit was soft and fluffy, with a wonderful feel. It just sat there blankly as Shi Wan held it, not resisting at all, looking rather silly.
Shi Wan sighed and put it back. "Never mind, as long as you two don't keep having babies, otherwise my house will be full of mascots sooner or later."
She couldn't help but imagine that scene, and then she shuddered.
Tsk, that's a bit scary.
The farm was already teeming with fluffy kittens; if another litter of rabbits were to arrive, Shi Wan felt the scene would be very unpleasant for her eyes.
Faced with the ever-expanding rabbit meat production capacity, Shi Wan stroked her chin, lost in thought.
Since the basic rabbit meat special is so popular in the cat world, why doesn't she strike while the iron is hot and come up with some new tricks to solidify the product?
It's not enough for just the stores to have new themed monthly events; we also need to arrange themed events for cats.
After all, the only way to maintain customer loyalty is to continuously innovate and create surprises!
She went back into the office building, sat in front of the formula research and development machine, and specifically found the more precise data on the cat's physical attributes that she had asked Elder Qiyuan for.
We plan to develop more precise and beneficial products for cats based on the data.
A product that perfectly addresses the client's pain points is the best product to win over the client!
With this in mind, Shi Wan was filled with renewed energy.
The goal this time is to develop more creative and talked-about rabbit meat products.
First up is a starry sky rabbit meat mooncake.
Shi Wan used rabbit meat paste mixed with the powder of sparkling star grass to make the filling, and wrapped it with a pastry made of bamboo charcoal powder, making it into a cute cat paw shape. After baking, the pastry is black and shiny, and you can vaguely see the starlight shining through the filling.
Do cats not celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival?
She said it was impossible!
Shi Wan happily wrote down the final recipe.
In Cat Planet, every day is a wonderful day to eat mooncakes!
Her cat-themed mooncakes are all about looking good and being delicious!
Next, we developed rainbow rabbit meatball skewers.
Mix rabbit meat paste with different colored berry juices, roll it into small balls, and then skewer them with mini bamboo skewers. They look just like candied hawthorn berries or lamb skewers from a barbecue stall, but much healthier.
Get the cat-themed street food concept!
She wants to let cats experience the joy of eating skewers too!
Finally, they had a brilliant idea and developed rabbit meat sandwich crisps, which are made by sandwiching different flavored sauces between two thin and crispy rabbit meat biscuits.
It comes in original, berry, and a slightly spicy cat-themed flavor.
According to a secret message from the deputy minister of Qichen, some cats actually enjoy a little bit of excitement.
From research and development to production, Shi Wan maintained a high level of enthusiasm and excitement.
People really can't be too law-abiding; they have to do something naughty every now and then...
As these creative new products were shipped to Meow Planet, Shi Wan eagerly awaited feedback, her mood comparable to that of a manager waiting for the results of a talent show debut.
May you debut in the center position, my little mooncake!
Maruko-chan!
Little crisps!
The feedback came suddenly and dramatically.
What Elder Qiyuan sent was no longer a serious work report, but an immersive experience video "starring" multiple cat citizens.
The video begins with a chubby orange cat struggling to hold a starry rabbit mooncake in its paws, taking small bites. When it gets to the starry filling in the middle, the cat freezes, then frantically licks its paws and meows loudly at the camera, exclaiming, "There are stars in here! There really are stars!"
The case is solved; even cats can't escape the temptation of exotic foods.
The scene then shifts to a group of young cats seemingly having a party. Each cat is holding a string of rainbow rabbit meatballs in its paws, and they are eating them with great relish. Some cats even try to pry the meatballs off, resulting in the meatballs rolling everywhere and eventually leading to a fun chase.
Shi Wan clicked her tongue in amazement. It seems that the culture of eating skewers is also very popular on Cat Planet!
However, this method of masturbation... is really wasteful of meatballs...
The funniest part was the rabbit meat sandwich tasting session, which was also the part Shi Wan was most looking forward to.
A seemingly aloof black cat innocently chose the spicy flavor. After eating it, its entire furry face scrunched up, and it frantically searched for water. But after recovering, it couldn't resist reaching out its paw for a second piece...
The mouth is too honest!
This reaction inexplicably reminded Shi Wan of the first time she ate spicy noodles...
The "it's actually so good" principle applies to the entire universe!
At the end of the video, Elder Qiyuan showed a rare expression that could be described as one of satisfaction and contentment.
"Highly creative and well-received, keep it up!"
Meanwhile, in the voiceover, you can hear Vice Minister Qi Chen muttering a protest, "And another thing, could you have more of that spicy sandwich crisp next time? I think I can try it again! I'm sure I can finish it this time!"
Shi Wan watched the video and laughed so hard she slapped her thigh.
Sure enough, consumers from any planet can't resist the allure of new products and limited editions!
Deputy Minister of Venucia, as expected of you, you're both terrible at it and love to play!
She immediately replied that she would increase the research and development of creative new products, and attached a video with the theme of "Farm Late Night Diner".
In the warm main house under the night sky, Shi Wan distributed special midnight snacks to each cat. Tangyuan sniffed the food pickily, Bingbing stomped its feet impatiently, Doudou wolfed it down as always, and Mianmian ate slowly and elegantly, but as soon as Bingbing came over, she immediately and quickly smacked him on the head with her paw...
However, new challenges also followed.
That day, Shi Wan received a communication request from a new contact person in the Meow Planet Resources Department.
The image shows a very young-looking silver shaded kitten with a clear, somewhat foolish look in its eyes. It seems to be a bit flustered and in its early stages of learning. Its uniform looks a little unironed and wrinkled.
"Hello, ma'am! I'm Xiaoyin, the new liaison officer from the Resources Department!" She was so nervous she almost bit her tongue. "It's...it's like this, we...we, some officials from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, are under a lot of pressure lately...we might be hosting a delegation from other star systems, and we're even losing more hair than usual! We've heard you have many amazing products here, and we wonder if you have...if you have any products that can relieve stress and maintain...maintain a good image?"
As Xiao Yin spoke, she shyly licked her slightly bristling chest.
Looking at this adorable new civil servant, Shi Wan's maternal instincts and shrewd business acumen instantly erupted.
Oh my!
Even cat civil servants can't escape the pressure of receiving guests?
It turns out the end of the universe is the client and the receptionist...
While inwardly grumbling, Shi Wan gave a gentle smile to reassure the nervous junior civil servant.
She gave me an incredibly kind smile. "Hi, Little Silver! Don't be nervous, tell me slowly. Are you under a lot of stress and shedding a lot? Do you have any other needs? You can tell me anything, and I'll figure something out. No problem, leave it to me!"
She immediately brainstormed and, combining the available materials, came up with a solution.
Option 1: Unhurried Rabbit Soup Pot.
The rabbit meat is slow-cooked in a rich broth, with double the amount of revitalizing herb extract and soothing catnip added, aiming to provide gentle nourishment and relieve anxiety from the inside out.
Option 2, Glamour Fur Hair Care Package (External Use Version).
It includes a fur care spray made with solid root extract and natural plant essential oils, as well as a massage comb (mini version) to help smooth fur and reduce static.
Option 3, Emergency First Aid Kit (Limited Purchase Version).
It includes powerful lint-removing gloves, portable fur-shining wipes, and a small bottle of oral liquid extracted from seven-color mood berries, which can quickly improve the mood of diplomatic mission members and prevent them from receiving guests with a sour face.
Of course, the three options can be purchased individually or packaged together as a package deal, combining internal and external protection.
Little Silver's eyes lit up as it listened. A little clumsy and unskilled, it quickly scribbled down notes with its paws. "That's wonderful! Thank you! I... I'll report it right away! I'll try to arrange it as soon as possible!"
Seeing Xiao Yin happily disconnect the communication, Shi Wan stroked her chin and revealed a capitalist's smile, or rather, a smile of satisfaction at seeing a vast market prospect.
Excellent, our business scope has been expanded once again!
From the grassroots to the top, from physical to mental labor, from the inside out, our Meow Meow Mimi Farm is committed to providing all-round, multi-dimensional care and services to all cat civil servants!
A new perspective has emerged!
Absolutely perfect.
She seemed to see a golden road paved with rabbit meat, vitality grass, and starlight grass, leading to the core department of the cat planet, slowly unfolding before her eyes.
The farm's energy reserves will likely increase as the business expands.
“Xinglin,” she waved her newly drafted product proposal at the air, raising an eyebrow triumphantly, “See? Our business is getting bigger and bigger! You might not even recognize us when you come back!”
Outside the window, the sun was shining brightly, and the rabbits were still eating grass carefree, completely unaware of the important "interstellar diplomacy" mission they were shouldering.
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