After parting ways with Trump on the other side of the Atlantic, Old Deng also found something.
However, he also encountered the same troubles as Qingzhenzi.
That means that whenever Godzilla kills a zombie, the items he opens from the treasure chest are never very good.
Things like apocalyptic nuclear wastewater drinks, dynamic light waves (dance), the world's top-tier Kopi Luwak coffee, maid outfits...
Since I didn't kill it myself, what I got from it wasn't anything good.
Looking at these useless items, Old Deng sighed.
Although he now has quite a few good defensive items, such as quantum shields.
But asking him to fight zombies would be really asking too much of him.
He was an elderly man in his seventies, and although he was healthier than usual thanks to the items in the treasure box.
But this wasn't enough to support him in fighting zombies, since there were basically no offensive items available.
"roar"
Godzilla sensed Old Deng's bad mood and comforted him, telling him to just stay in the back and hide.
There's no need for an old man like you to be on the front lines anymore; it would be such a waste if you fell apart.
Old Deng's face darkened even more. If you don't know how to comfort someone, then don't try to comfort them at all.
At this moment, Godzilla grabbed a treasure box from outside and comforted him, "Open it again, maybe you can get something good."
Old Deng opened the treasure box without any expectations.
In an instant, his eyes were drawn to the items inside the treasure box.
It was a trident, and the first thing that came to his mind was Aquaman's trident.
Could it really be that trident? If I possess it, I can control the power of the sea.
Old Deng couldn't stop smiling; he felt his luck had finally turned around, and he could finally stand up for himself.
However, after seeing the product description, I instantly felt a chill in my heart.
[Yuan Hua's Trident: A trident from the world of Charlotte's Trouble, the fisherman's go-to tool—you deserve to own it.]
[Anyone wielding a trident has their own background music, making them incredibly cool.]
(Yuan Hua was already kneeling on the boat, crying out to the heavens!)
Old Deng immediately recognized this as a Chinese film. He didn't think China had any imagination and could produce any superpower movies.
But people always need to have some hope, right? It can't just be a facade.
Old Deng picked up the trident, which still had some seaweed wrapped around it and smelled fishy.
The moment he picked it up, a background music started playing from somewhere.
"Snowflakes are falling..."
A scene flashed through my mind: a young man kneeling on the ground, raising his hands to the sky and crying loudly.
The snowflakes fell gently from the sky, perfectly complementing the background music.
Old Deng's lips twitched, and he threw the trident on the ground angrily, saying, "This is a joke!"
What's the use of such a broken thing?
Does the Vice President of the United States really need to go fishing in the sea with a trident?
Old Deng felt a sharp pain in his heart; after experiencing both great joy and sorrow, he almost couldn't catch his breath.
However, those netizens outside the internet did laugh in an immoral way.
At first, netizens from China were laughing, saying that not everyone who holds a fork is a "sea king" (a term for a player who is considered a "sea king" in Chinese folklore), it could also be Yuan Hua (another Chinese player known for his eccentricities).
Some netizens also commented: "Actually, there are many other people who use forks. For example, the fork of the Little Fishman is better than the fork of Yuan Hua."
"That's right, that's right. The little fishman's fork has a built-in burning effect. Although it's not as awesome as Aquaman's fork or as powerful as Poseidon's fork, it's definitely much more powerful than Yuan Hua's fork."
"I feel so sorry for Yuan Hua. Qiu Ya is gone, and now he doesn't even have a fork."
After the explanation from Chinese netizens, netizens from other countries around the world couldn't help but laugh.
We don't usually laugh; we're professionally trained to do so, unless we can't help it.
After some time of reflection, Old Deng decided that he had to take matters into his own hands.
Otherwise, if things continue like this, I'll never be able to produce anything good.
He became even more anxious after learning that Trump's campaign had reached an astonishing level.
After all, no matter how many defensive items you have, they are still external possessions, not part of your own power.
In the event of an accident or other incident, without these defensive items, one would be as vulnerable as a chicken.
However, as a former president of the United States, Old Deng quickly came up with an idea.
He decided to lure a group of zombies first, and then activate his defensive items to reflect all of them back to their deaths.
With that in mind, he began to take action.
He strolled leisurely onto the street, gave the zombies the middle finger, and then yelled, "*** you!"
The ordinary zombies on the street had little intelligence and did not react to Old Deng's provocations; they simply attacked Old Deng on instinct.
However, this was extremely humiliating for the zombie leaders who had already developed intelligence.
In particular, one of the zombie leaders awakened some of its past memories.
Seeing Old Deng's old face, he became even more furious and shouted, "Old...Deng...die!"
Hearing someone call his name, Old Deng turned around.
Upon seeing this, Old Deng smiled; it turned out to be his former rival.
To this, Old Deng first gave a thumbs up, then turned his head down, his sarcasm clearly over the top.
Then the zombie leader led a wave of zombies that rushed over, densely packed, as far as the eye could see, there were only zombies.
Seeing such a commotion, Old Deng subconsciously swallowed.
He wasn't sure if his protective gear would hold up, so he specifically instructed Godzilla to be ready to rescue him at any time.
Then the defensive item was activated, and a beam of light shot into the sky and then fell down, forming a barrier.
They are also prepared to activate the quantum shield at any time to avoid being caught off guard and losing their lives.
"Bang!" "Bang!"...
A series of impacts rang out as zombies crashed into the light barrier.
The light screen rippled like lake water, but it couldn't be broken no matter how hard you tried.
The zombie leader kept roaring, summoning even more zombies.
He didn't believe that Old Deng's energy could last long; there would always be a moment when his energy ran out.
And he didn't stop there; he picked up a bus and smashed it towards Old Deng's light screen.
Many zombies were shattered into pieces by the rebounding force of the light barrier, but they continued to advance wave after wave.
However, the light screen also suffered great damage, and its color became darker and darker, as if it might break down at any moment.
Old Deng's enemy, the zombie leader, looked even more delighted and immediately let out another huge roar.
He wanted to take advantage of Godzilla's absence to kill the old man as soon as possible!
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