Chapter 040 Jinjiang Debut
Lame Brother took a deep breath and said, "Are you two having some perverted relationship? This is against the law. Hey, hey, hey, we are still live streaming. I warn you, don't get our live streaming room blocked!"
He Xiaohua didn't take it seriously: "What's wrong with live broadcasting? Anyway, you only clap your hands and don't take pictures of people's faces. The sound is processed with a voice changer. I also use pseudonyms. If we leave this room, who can recognize us mother and son?"
Lame Brother was so angry that he stammered: "Then you can't do this to your son. It's simply... treasonous! It goes against human ethics!"
He Xiaohua waved her hand: "Look at what you are thinking. I'm not crazy. Nothing happened between me and my son. I just feel a little uncomfortable. Can you understand? Besides, I'm not the only mother like this. There are so many conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the world. Aren't they all because the mother-in-law regards her daughter-in-law as a love rival?"
"You——" Brother Lame was so angry that his heart ached. He covered his chest and said, "It's better if you don't want that girl. With a family as crazy as yours, any girl who marries into this family will be pissed off to death by you!"
He Xiaohua pouted, "It just so happens that I don't like her! I had a good plan. I first tricked her into living in our house, and then told her that because she was pregnant, it was not convenient to hold a wedding for the time being, and we could only hold it after she gave birth. I kept dragging her along like this, not giving her anything, and when she gave birth to the baby, the baby would stay in our house, and she would leave, and we would part ways. How great is that!"
Lame Brother said thankfully: "It sounds like your plan didn't succeed?"
He Xiaohua patted her head in annoyance: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault!"
"Everything was going smoothly. Miaomiao had been living in our house. When she was five months pregnant, I thought, the cooked duck has been stewed, it can't fly away again, right? So my attitude began to become lax. A month ago, my son and I were enjoying the cool in the yard in the evening, and Miaomiao was sleeping in the bedroom."
"She has always been used to going to bed early since she got pregnant. That day I thought she was asleep, so I spoke louder. My son and I chatted while eating watermelon. I planned to take the baby away from the hospital as soon as Miaomiao gave birth and leave her alone in the hospital. We won't pay for the medical expenses!"
"Just when I was talking about this, I suddenly heard some noise behind me. It turned out that Miaomiao was not asleep. She heard our conversation in the room and got up now."
"I hurried into the room and said I was joking, but she didn't listen to my explanation at all. She quickly put on her clothes and left. I thought, she is from another place and can't go far. Where can she go? At most, she can find a hotel to stay for one night. When she runs out of money, she will naturally come back. So I didn't rush to chase her and let her go."
"But I waited until the second day, and the day after, but she still didn't come back. That's when I panicked. Master, I came to you just to ask, how is the baby in Miaomiao's belly?"
Finally, Lame Brother couldn't help it and cursed at He Xiaohua: "You old beast, the girl is missing, but you don't worry about the adults, but only worry about your children?"
He Xiaohua said calmly, "Yes, I don't care what happens to her, but that child has our blood flowing in his veins, I must come back! Master, do you think Miaomiao would abort my grandson in a fit of rage? But I have already inquired at the hospital in advance. If a pregnant woman is more than five months pregnant, the hospital will not perform abortions on them. The man must agree. She can't do it alone!"
Lame Brother suddenly thought: "Something is wrong. Even if she ran back home and beat the child, her parents shouldn't let it go so easily. If ordinary people knew their daughter had been wronged, they would definitely come to you to vent their anger. Why is she not making any noise... Could something have happened to her?"
He Xiaohua became nervous: "That makes sense. It was night time, and the sky was so dark. She was pregnant, so could she have accidentally fallen into the water or fallen from a height? Oh, God, my poor grandson, it's all this woman's fault. Why did she scare him away in the middle of the night? She got my grandson into trouble!"
Lame Brother almost wanted to hit someone: "Look, are you talking like a human being? If you hadn't planned to harm her, would she have run out in the middle of the night? Now that she's in trouble, you still don't feel any guilt at all. Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?"
He Xiaohua snorted coldly, "Young man, why are you so excited? Are you her lover? What does how I treat her have to do with you? As the old saying goes, everyone has their own destiny. She came to our house and encountered such a thing. It's her bad luck. Who told her to be so gullible and agree to live with my son? It's a pity for my son. He has to work hard to deceive another woman."
Cripple Brother's veins popped out: "Old beast, if I wasn't afraid of going to jail, I really want to beat you up! Look back at your son, he looks like a pig. Who else would be interested in him except the butcher? It's already a great kindness for the girl to like your son. You actually think he can trick the next woman? It's really crazy. A family like yours deserves to be extinct!"
He Xiaohua seemed to be used to this kind of scene. She said calmly, "My son is a little fat now. Don't look at him now. When he first went out to work, he was tall and thin, but energetic. The girls in the factory liked to sneak a peek at him. As long as my son works hard to lose weight, it will be no problem for him to find a woman again!"
Lame Brother couldn't help wanting to hit someone, so Bai Mian stood in front of the table and persuaded him to go to the back.
"No need to talk to him. You are here to see me. If you have anything you want to ask, just ask." Bai Mian stood in front of Lame Brother and said calmly.
He Xiaohua smiled flatteringly, pulled her son's chubby arm and placed it in front of Bai Mian: "Master, please feel my son's pulse and help us calculate how Miaomiao is doing now."
After taking her pulse, Bai Mian replied, "She is now in her hometown in the south. She is fine."
He Xiaohua breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh - that's good, that means my grandson is fine too? It seems that she plans to give birth to this child in her hometown in the south, but if she raises the child alone, I won't get a grandson, what should I do? Master, please help us calculate again, will we get this child? Will she give the child to us?"
Bai Mian thought for a moment and said, "You will get this child."
Hearing this answer, the mother and son smiled happily. He Xiaohua said happily: "That's great, everyone is happy! We got a child without any effort, all thanks to my good son. Son, you have worked hard!"
As he spoke, He Xiaohua touched Tang Yaozu's head.
Lame brother couldn't stand it anymore: "Are you sick? Your son doesn't need to be pregnant for ten months, he can just ejaculate easily, what's so hard about it?"
He Xiaohua said proudly: "My son can deceive women, this is his ability. He speaks sweet words to that woman every day. Isn't it hard? Well, now that my grandson is fine, I can rest assured."
She patted Tang Yaozu's hand and said, "Son, let's go!"
Tang Yaozu stood still. He pointed at Weng Xuhua and said rudely, "Isn't there an old doctor next to this fortune teller? Since we are here, let this old doctor prescribe some medicine for me. Maybe it can cure my constipation and save me the trouble of waiting in line."
There were already seven or eight patients waiting to see the doctor standing in front of Weng Xuhua's table. Tang Yaozu moved his butt and pushed his waist in front of Weng Xuhua, pushing all the other people in line to the back.
The people in the queue behind him became dissatisfied and pointed at him and said:
"Why are you cutting in line, young man? Don't you see us waiting in line?"
"That's right, everyone has been waiting for a long time, how come you suddenly show up!"
"Do you have any manners? I've tolerated you for so long!"
Tang Yaozu didn't even turn his head and said arrogantly: "I was chosen in the lottery, I have priority!"
The group immediately refuted him:
"You drew Master Bai's number, and we are waiting for Doctor Weng. This is totally different, okay?"
"Hey, this mother and son are both so shameless. They really are like their parents, like their children."
"I can't stand it. Is there anyone who can beat them up? Beating them up is like getting rid of harm to the people!"
Despite the curses behind him, Tang Yaozu didn't care at all. He sat calmly on the chair in front of Weng Xuhua. This chair was wider than the one in front of Bai Mian's desk, and his butt could just fit in it.
After sitting down, he put his arm in front of Weng Xuhua: "Doctor, I've been a little constipated recently, please help me."
Weng Xuhua put his hands in his pockets and refused to take his pulse, expressing his dissatisfaction with his queue-jumping with his actions.
He Xiaohua saw this and hurried over to help: "Oh, doctor, please forgive us, we didn't explain it clearly just now. In fact, my son's condition is very urgent. We had no choice but to jump the queue. Look, my son is so fat, with big arms and a big waist. Even our scale can't weigh him. The upper limit of the family scale is 200 kilograms. After my son stood on it, the scale didn't show any number. Tell me, isn't it scary!"
Lame brother sneered: "He ate like this on his own, no one forced him to do it, how dare you say that!"
He Xiaohua pretended to wipe her tears, "My son does have his own difficulties. Since Miaomiao came to our house, I have made her various nutritional supplements for the fetus. I personally brought them to her room, but she just didn't appreciate it. She said she was from the south and was used to eating light food. The food I made with heavy oil and salt was not to her taste. I had no choice but to give it all to my son."
"My son used to be a tall, thin and handsome boy. He gained weight because he ate too much of the supplements I made in the past six months. Although it's a bit unsightly after gaining weight, I didn't stop him. After all, as a man, he doesn't need to maintain his appearance after tricking his girlfriend into getting pregnant. I let him be whether he is fat or thin."
"He kept eating like this. When Miaomiao was five months pregnant, my son weighed 180 kilograms. Later, when Miaomiao passed away, my son was so sad that he bought a lot of Coke and potato chips and locked himself at home to overeat. When he went out again, the scale couldn't measure his weight. Tell me, how can parents not be worried when their children become like this!"
Weng Xuhua was so attracted by He Xiaohua's description that he forgot to care about them cutting in line. He leaned in and asked, "Then tell me in detail, how many days have you had the symptoms of constipation? What medicines have you taken?"
Tang Yaozu said, "Well, let me think about it... I used to have smooth bowel movements, but three days ago, I became severely constipated. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't have a bowel movement. Doctor, I haven't been to the toilet for three days. I'm almost dying of constipation!"
He Xiaohua helped, saying, "We went to see a western doctor, who prescribed a few laxatives, saying that after taking them, we would be able to go to the toilet immediately. But I checked online and found that this is a strong laxative, which may cause people to go to the toilet frequently after taking it. Some people have become dehydrated because of it, and the side effects are not small. I was a little worried, so I didn't dare let my son take it. So far, my son hasn't taken any medicine."
"People say that Western medicine is strong, while Chinese medicine is mild. We are here today, so let's ask you to take a look and see if you can prescribe some Chinese medicine to moisten the intestines and relieve constipation. The medicine should not be too strong, so as not to hurt his body."
"knew."
Weng Xuhua didn't say much and took Tang Yaozu's pulse skillfully. He received many patients with constipation every year, so he was familiar with prescribing such prescriptions.
Usually after Weng Xuhua finished taking the pulse, he would pick up a pen and start writing a prescription, but today he put two fingers on Tang Yaozu's wrist and did not move for a long time. The people in the queue behind him noticed something was wrong and gathered around. He Xiaohua also asked tremblingly:
"Doctor, please speak up. My son is not suffering from a terminal illness, is he? Intestinal cancer?"
Weng Xuhua raised his head, his whole body trembled, the pupils of his eyes shook, and he said in disbelief:
"Young man, you are pregnant!"
Tang Yaozu's eyes widened after hearing this, and He Xiaohua asked again: "Pregnant pulse? Does it mean that my son is pregnant? But he is a boy, doctor, are you sure?"
Weng Xuhua nodded slowly and heavily:
"I have been taking pulses all my life, and I have never seen a pulse like this on a man, but this is definitely a pulse of pregnancy, there is no mistake about it."
Tang Yaozu was completely frightened. He Xiaohua asked Bai Mian tremblingly: "Master, what's going on?"
Bai Mian made himself a pot of jasmine tea: "I was about to say that if you didn't give me time to finish my words, you would get this child——"
"But your son needs to give birth to him himself."
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