Chapter 041 Jinjiang Debut
He Xiaohua was almost crazy. She rushed over and shook Bai Mian's shoulders: "What nonsense are you talking about? My son is a man. He doesn't have... without that set of organs, how can he have a child? You are talking nonsense!"
Bai Mian broke free from her hand, took a few steps back, and hid behind Lame Brother.
Weng Xuhua leaned on the table, dumbfounded. He had taken countless pulses in his life, but had never seen such a scene. Facing He Xiaohua's violent insults, Lame Brother tried his best to block Bai Mian behind him. Although Bai Mian had said so, he still didn't quite believe it. He turned around and asked Bai Mian quietly:
"You're kidding, right?"
Bai Mian crossed his arms: "How could I joke about something like this? He is indeed pregnant."
Lame Brother was shocked, and felt that his entire worldview had been overturned: "But he is a man, how can a man give birth? I mean, he doesn't have a uterus, how can he carry a child? When the child is born, where will it come from?"
Bai Mian: "Obviously, the only place in his body that can accommodate this child is his intestines. The child is wrapped in a thin membrane and is parasitic in his large intestine. When the time comes for the birth, the child will come out from the anus."
"anus?"
Weng Xuhua and Lame Brother said in unison.
Everyone present was stunned, and everyone had an expression of "Who am I? Where am I?" on their face.
He Xiaohua and her son looked horrible. Weng Xuhua said, "That's too tragic. Other children grow up in amniotic fluid, but this child absorbs fecal water when growing up... With such sanitary conditions, how could the child survive? This must not be something that can be done by human power. Little disciple, do you think there is some mysterious power involved?"
Bai Mian nodded: "The girl they used originally lived in the southern border area. She was a member of an ethnic minority. Her family was large and numerous. One of their members went to Southeast Asia to develop and made a living by witchcraft in Southeast Asia."
"After Miaomiao heard the truth that night, she immediately decided to take revenge. She immediately returned to her hometown, mobilized her tribe, and found her distant relatives in Southeast Asia, asking them to cast a curse on her."
"After learning about her experience, the distant relatives agreed to her request. They performed a magic called 'transplantation' on Tang Yaozu, transferring the baby in Miaomiao's belly into Tang Yaozu's body, and used the magic to continue to maintain the baby's growth. Before, the baby was still small, and parasitic in Tang Yaozu's large intestine did not affect his bowel movements, so he had never noticed it. Now the baby has gradually grown and completely blocked his intestines, which has caused him to have difficulty defecating."
"In fact, since Miaomiao left, the child has been transferred to Tang Yaozu's belly. But because he was originally obese and later overate, you all thought that his big belly was due to the accumulation of fat. In fact, he is starting to show his pregnancy. He is now a pregnant woman, no, a pregnant man."
"It's a sorcery? No wonder. We live in a small town and have never heard of such evil ways." Weng Xuhua was extremely surprised. Today's facts were beyond his understanding. Everyone in the room was talking about it.
It took Brother Lame a while to accept this explanation. After he figured it out, he held his belly and laughed:
"If you really use the anus to give birth to a child, wouldn't that mean... the chrysanthemum will bloom?"
Everyone also laughed after realizing it belatedly. The only ones who didn't laugh were He Xiaohua and Tang Yaozu. He Xiaohua was still skeptical about what Bai Mian said:
"It's unbelievable that a man is pregnant. There's no evidence. Why should we believe you? From the beginning till now, you haven't produced any evidence at all. You just made up a bunch of nonsense. My son is pregnant? I suspect you don't like us and are making fun of us! You have to show us some evidence in front of so many people in the live broadcast room!"
Bai Mian spread his hands: "I can't give you this evidence. If you want to confirm whether your son is pregnant, you have to go to the hospital."
Lame brother chimed in: "Yes, we don't have those large instruments here, can't you just go to the hospital for a B-ultrasound? No, hahaha, I forgot, your son's baby is in the intestines, you shouldn't do a B-ultrasound, you should go for a colonoscopy!"
"It's a small matter to do a colonoscopy, but once the results are found, I'm afraid the doctors will be shocked. How will you explain it to the doctors? Your son will be the first male to give birth in the country. All the doctors will come to study him, and even the TV stations will interview you. You will be famous!"
After saying that, Lame Brother added gloatingly: "After you become famous, maybe you can even endorse a baby formula product or something. I've even thought of the slogan for you - a real good father gives birth to his own children!"
He Xiaohua was so angry that her face turned purple. She was arguing with Brother Que: "Hey, I just don't believe it. I just don't believe that my son is pregnant. You must have teamed up to play a trick on me. Son, let's go. Mom will take you to the hospital. We will do a colonoscopy right away. If the results come out and there is no baby in the intestines, everyone in this room will have to apologize to me!"
She reached out to pull Tang Yaozu, and found that Tang Yaozu had already been scared and crying. He wiped his tears and said, "Go away, who wants to go to the hospital with you? What if the examination really shows that I am infected, and I become famous and appear on TV like he said, how can I live like this? I won't go to the hospital!"
He Xiaohua was so anxious that she was at a loss: "This...what should I do, son? If you don't go to the hospital for a colonoscopy, how can I prove that these people are deceiving you?"
Bai Mian thought for a moment and said, "There's another simpler way. You can listen to your son's belly. If you're lucky, you might be able to hear fetal movement."
"Fetal movement?"
Hearing this, He Xiaohua's heart sank. If there was really fetal movement, it meant that there must be a living thing in her son's belly. If it was just old stool, it would not be possible for it to move.
He Xiaohua wiped Tang Yaozu's tears and then put her head on his big belly and listened anxiously for a while. About five minutes later, there was a sudden and obvious noise coming from Tang Yaozu's stomach and his internal organs were shaking.
Everyone laughed and said that Tang Yaozu was having fetal movement.
He Xiaohua knew in her heart that this sound was the fetal movement. After all, she was a woman who had given birth and had experience. After hearing this sound, her heart sank, but in order to protect her son's face, she still said stubbornly:
"What are you talking about? What fetal movement? This is my son's burping. My son just drank Coke before he went out!"
As soon as He Xiaohua finished speaking, as if to slap her in the face, a series of fetal movements were heard in Tang Yaozu's stomach again. This time everyone heard it clearly. It was fetal movement and no one could deny it.
Tang Yaozu was so scared that he burst into tears: "Mom, what should I do? There is a child in my belly, save me, I don't want to die, I don't want my butt to explode!"
Seeing her son like this, He Xiaohua stopped being stubborn. She changed her previous attitude and begged Bai Mian in a gentle voice: "Master, we were wrong, and you are right. You are a tolerant person, so don't bother with us. I know you have great magical powers. Please cast a spell to break the evil spell on my son!"
Bai Mian waved his hand: "I can't help you."
He Xiaohua smiled flatteringly and said, "Master, you are being too polite when you say this. I understand. It must be about the red envelope. Just tell me how much money you want. I will do my best to get it together. Even if I have to sell my house, I will give you a satisfactory amount!"
Bai Mian explained helplessly: "It's not about money. There is only one way to solve the black magic, and that is to make the person who cast the spell stop. Instead of begging me, you might as well ask for forgiveness from the victim."
"Miao Miao?" After getting the hint, He Xiaohua suddenly understood, "I understand. I'll go and ask her for help now!"
As she spoke, she took out her cell phone and called Miaomiao, but there was a busy tone on the other end of the line.
"Did she change her number? Or was I blocked?" He Xiaohua muttered depressedly, opened WeChat again, and sent a WeChat voice message to He Xiaohua:
"Baby, it's Auntie. Listen to Auntie's explanation. What I said that night was really a joke. Auntie is old and confused. All the mistakes are Auntie's fault. Please don't blame Yaozu, okay? He is sincere to you. After you left, he has been locking himself in the room and feeling sad. Auntie has never seen him so serious about any girl. Auntie can see that he has set his sights on you in this life. As long as you are willing to come back, Auntie promises to give you a grand wedding and let everyone in our town know. After you get married, Auntie will honestly help you take care of the children and will never cause trouble again, okay?"
A long voice message was sent, but only a red exclamation mark was received. It seems that Miaomiao had blocked all contact information for this mother and son long ago.
Lame brother was amazed: "Oh my god, you just realized that you were blocked now. That means you haven't even called her since she left? No wonder she cast a spell on you, you deserve it! Now the girl regards you as her mortal enemy, and you are still making big promises about your married life. How can she have a future with you?"
He Xiaohua didn't bother to respond to Lame Brother's ridicule. She anxiously asked Bai Mian:
"Master, you see, she has blocked me. I can't even apologize to her. Is there any other way to contact her now?"
Bai Mian glanced at the phone next to him: "She is also watching the live broadcast right now, and has recognized you."
He Xiaohua followed Bai Mian's gaze and saw the phone that was broadcasting live. She directly snatched the phone from the table and put it on the ground far away so that the camera could capture her whole body. Then she knelt on the ground with a "thump".
"Miao Miao, I really know I was wrong. It's all my fault for coming up with a bad idea. It was me who came up with the idea and told him to do it. Please punish me and let my son go. I only have this one son and he is my life. Please forgive him!"
He Xiaohua cried a lot in front of the camera with tears in her eyes. Tang Yaozu's belly showed no sign of getting smaller. Seeing that this trick was useless, she gritted her teeth and knocked her head to the ground, scaring everyone.
She kowtowed again and again in front of the camera without any care, each time harder than the last. In the end, her forehead was covered in blood, but Tang Yaozu still did not change.
Seeing that this trick did not move Miaomiao, she turned to her son and shouted, "Come here and kowtow with me!"
Tang Yaozu agreed reluctantly. He tried to get up slowly, but his butt was stuck in the chair and he couldn't get it out.
He asked for help from the crowd, and a group of people surrounded him, grabbed his belt, and tried to help him pull his butt out.
The old wooden chair made a creaking sound as people pulled it. Weng Xuhua felt distressed and whispered, "This is the wooden chair I made myself. It has been with me for thirty years..."
The more Tang Yaozu tried to stand up, the tighter the chair got stuck. In desperation, he grabbed the edge of the table, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, trying to break free from the chair. However, with such force, the old wooden chair fell apart on the spot, and he fell heavily on the ground.
After the fall, Tang Yaozu suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He screamed and rolled on the ground. There was faint red blood seeping out of his pants. Weng Xuhua squatted down again to feel his pulse. As he felt it, his face changed:
"Oh no, he's having a miscarriage!"
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